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  1. shiney

    Cars And Electronic Keys

    You may not be able to lock it that way, but if you have a key (manel type key) then you should be able to lock it with the manel key from outside your car, just tryed it on my car and i can lock...
    You may not be able to lock it that way, but if you have a key (manel type key) then you should be able to lock it with the manel key from outside your car, just tryed it on my car and i can lock it, your manel key may be inside one of your fob key, should be some buttons on the side's of the...
    You may not be able to lock it that way, but if you have a key (manel type key) then you should be able to lock it with the manel key from outside your car, just tryed it on my car and i can lock it, your manel key may be inside one of your fob...
    You may not be able to lock it that way, but if you have a key (manel type key) then you should be able to lock it with the manel key from outside your car, just tryed it on my car and i can lock...
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  2. Mike Allen
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    The Big Freeze

    Thats so true @Mike Allen You would have had heated hand grips and seat together with gloves and a full bodysuit that you plugged in that was meshed with heated wires for that all over body...
    Thats so true @Mike Allen You would have had heated hand grips and seat together with gloves and a full bodysuit that you plugged in that was meshed with heated wires for that all over body warmth. Never had any of that myself as I hold my hands up to always being a fair weather only riding...
    Thats so true @Mike Allen You would have had heated hand grips and seat together with gloves and a full bodysuit that you plugged in that was meshed with heated wires for that all over body warmth. Never had any of that myself as I hold my hands...
    Thats so true @Mike Allen You would have had heated hand grips and seat together with gloves and a full bodysuit that you plugged in that was meshed with heated wires for that all over body...
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  3. rustyroots

    Wood chip on roadside, can I take it?

    No free around these parts. It’s about £40 for a cubic meter and the last lot I had was from conifers and had lots of leaf debris. I had to pick out what I could. Rusty
    No free around these parts. It’s about £40 for a cubic meter and the last lot I had was from conifers and had lots of leaf debris. I had to pick out what I could. Rusty
    No free around these parts. It’s about £40 for a cubic meter and the last lot I had was from conifers and had lots of leaf debris. I had to pick out what I could. Rusty
    No free around these parts. It’s about £40 for a cubic meter and the last lot I had was from conifers and had lots of leaf debris. I had to pick out what I could. Rusty
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  4. Purple Streaks

    Yellow painted Cottages /plus spiders webb ??

    Being in the National Trust we would go to Devon/Cornwall ticking off the properties we had listed.I' seem to remember some yellow cottages , a large black painted spiders web on each ,:ill:...
    Being in the National Trust we would go to Devon/Cornwall ticking off the properties we had listed.I' seem to remember some yellow cottages , a large black painted spiders web on each ,:ill:Theywere originally tied cottages on the landowners estate.:confused:(But is it from my...
    Being in the National Trust we would go to Devon/Cornwall ticking off the properties we had listed.I' seem to remember some yellow cottages , a large black painted spiders web on each ,:ill:Theywere originally tied cottages on the landowners...
    Being in the National Trust we would go to Devon/Cornwall ticking off the properties we had listed.I' seem to remember some yellow cottages , a large black painted spiders web on each ,:ill:...
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  5. DianneW

    Charity Shops

    I don't get presents from my nearest and dearest. Could count the times I have in 53 years. Had flowers twice, once for my 21st / our 1st, the other for my 40th / our 20th. All Carnations, one...
    I don't get presents from my nearest and dearest. Could count the times I have in 53 years. Had flowers twice, once for my 21st / our 1st, the other for my 40th / our 20th. All Carnations, one white/21 red and 20 white/40 red long stemmed delivered to my office and I had to take them home in...
    I don't get presents from my nearest and dearest. Could count the times I have in 53 years. Had flowers twice, once for my 21st / our 1st, the other for my 40th / our 20th. All Carnations, one white/21 red and 20 white/40 red long stemmed...
    I don't get presents from my nearest and dearest. Could count the times I have in 53 years. Had flowers twice, once for my 21st / our 1st, the other for my 40th / our 20th. All Carnations, one...
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  6. shiney
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    Robots Dancing Better Than Me!

    That's amazing. Makes me feel like an old shopping cart with one wobbly wheel!
    That's amazing. Makes me feel like an old shopping cart with one wobbly wheel!
    That's amazing. Makes me feel like an old shopping cart with one wobbly wheel!
    That's amazing. Makes me feel like an old shopping cart with one wobbly wheel!
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  7. ThePlantAssassin
    Funny x 5

    Any Bad Habits in Lockdown?

    I like watching these videos since the first lockdown
    I like watching these videos since the first lockdown
    I like watching these videos since the first lockdown
    I like watching these videos since the first lockdown
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  8. Mike Allen

    Plastic pollution, and hygene.

    If you put waste into black bins around here it gets incinerated, they stopped landfill years ago.
    If you put waste into black bins around here it gets incinerated, they stopped landfill years ago.
    If you put waste into black bins around here it gets incinerated, they stopped landfill years ago.
    If you put waste into black bins around here it gets incinerated, they stopped landfill years ago.
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  10. Purple Streaks

    Artist Alphonse Mucha

    @Purple StreaksIf I understand correctly you are looking for the Mucha equivalent of the Da Vinci cartoon at the National Gallery Leonardo da Vinci | The Burlington House Cartoon | NG6337 |...
    @Purple StreaksIf I understand correctly you are looking for the Mucha equivalent of the Da Vinci cartoon at the National Gallery Leonardo da Vinci | The Burlington House Cartoon | NG6337 | National Gallery, London or the Raphael Cartoon in the V&A V&A · Raphael Cartoons In that case I would...
    @Purple StreaksIf I understand correctly you are looking for the Mucha equivalent of the Da Vinci cartoon at the National Gallery Leonardo da Vinci | The Burlington House Cartoon | NG6337 | National Gallery, London or the Raphael Cartoon in...
    @Purple StreaksIf I understand correctly you are looking for the Mucha equivalent of the Da Vinci cartoon at the National Gallery Leonardo da Vinci | The Burlington House Cartoon | NG6337 |...
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  11. wiseowl
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    Happy Birthday JWK & STRONGY

    Happy Birthday.G
    Happy Birthday.G
    Happy Birthday.G
    Happy Birthday.G
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  12. DianneW
    Friendly x 4

    Sometimes you have a bad day.it's going to happen...what makes you come out of that...

    No Phone call yet so :wallbanging:Phoned back myself after 14.00, they could be alive and breathing somewhere...He asked me my name and already could see the telephone number...I asked for his and I got 'It...
    No Phone call yet so :wallbanging:Phoned back myself after 14.00, they could be alive and breathing somewhere...He asked me my name and already could see the telephone number...I asked for his and I got 'It wont make any difference'...thought *******& more and said ok fine. Went on to try and explain as...
    No Phone call yet so :wallbanging:Phoned back myself after 14.00, they could be alive and breathing somewhere...He asked me my name and already could see the telephone number...I asked for his and I got 'It wont make any difference'...thought *******& more...
    No Phone call yet so :wallbanging:Phoned back myself after 14.00, they could be alive and breathing somewhere...He asked me my name and already could see the telephone number...I asked for his and I got 'It...
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  13. Mike Allen
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    Obituaries.

    Good idea.:dbgrtmb:
    Good idea.:dbgrtmb:
    Good idea.:dbgrtmb:
    Good idea.:dbgrtmb:
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  14. Vince
    Agree x 4

    Chips

    Thank goodness for that, as the envelope is getting a bit tatty round the edges.... :biggrin:
    Thank goodness for that, as the envelope is getting a bit tatty round the edges.... :biggrin:
    Thank goodness for that, as the envelope is getting a bit tatty round the edges.... :biggrin:
    Thank goodness for that, as the envelope is getting a bit tatty round the edges.... :biggrin:
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  15. mazambo

    I take it we're having teething troubles.

    I usually do the updating of the Sticky Threads just after midnight on New Years Day but having had a day of good food and some of the "Golden Amber" I made a resolution to do it in the morning:heehee:...
    I usually do the updating of the Sticky Threads just after midnight on New Years Day but having had a day of good food and some of the "Golden Amber" I made a resolution to do it in the morning:heehee: So, having fed the Kitten/Cats with their Breakfast and leaving mine on the table I started updating...
    I usually do the updating of the Sticky Threads just after midnight on New Years Day but having had a day of good food and some of the "Golden Amber" I made a resolution to do it in the morning:heehee: So, having fed the Kitten/Cats with their Breakfast...
    I usually do the updating of the Sticky Threads just after midnight on New Years Day but having had a day of good food and some of the "Golden Amber" I made a resolution to do it in the morning:heehee:...
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  16. shiney
    Like x 10

    Picture To Bring A Smile To Your Face

    Smashing
    Smashing
    Smashing
    Smashing
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  17. Vince

    House Buying/Selling

    That looks really nice and cosy :)
    That looks really nice and cosy :)
    That looks really nice and cosy :)
    That looks really nice and cosy :)
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  18. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JENNY NAMASTE

    Happy birthday from both of us :dbgrtmb: :grphg:
    Happy birthday from both of us :dbgrtmb: :grphg:
    Happy birthday from both of us :dbgrtmb: :grphg:
    Happy birthday from both of us :dbgrtmb: :grphg:
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  19. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PALUSTRIS

    Thanks folks!
    Thanks folks!
    Thanks folks!
    Thanks folks!
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  20. NigelJ
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    WHATS YOUR WEATHER LIKE 2020

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