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  1. Aesculus

    Everyone Loves a Freebie =]

    Yeh they just have a small shelf at the back where they place any books which they have withdrawn from the catalogue for some reason, I also know very little about fungi identification although...
    Yeh they just have a small shelf at the back where they place any books which they have withdrawn from the catalogue for some reason, I also know very little about fungi identification although I'm lookign to change that =] it's one of my top 3 plants (I realise that fungi are not plants but...
    Yeh they just have a small shelf at the back where they place any books which they have withdrawn from the catalogue for some reason, I also know very little about fungi identification although I'm lookign to change that =] it's one of my top 3...
    Yeh they just have a small shelf at the back where they place any books which they have withdrawn from the catalogue for some reason, I also know very little about fungi identification although...
    Aesculus, Nov 1, 2010
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    Aesculus
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  2. redstar

    Scottish Names

    Furthermore, I add that Celts originates in a region that is roughly the Black Forest (Schwarzwald) in Germany. It is "bizzare" to think that Celts originated in nowadays Germany, settled in...
    Furthermore, I add that Celts originates in a region that is roughly the Black Forest (Schwarzwald) in Germany. It is "bizzare" to think that Celts originated in nowadays Germany, settled in Britain and were eventually pushed away by those german "Saxons" that nowadays call themselves "British...
    Furthermore, I add that Celts originates in a region that is roughly the Black Forest (Schwarzwald) in Germany. It is "bizzare" to think that Celts originated in nowadays Germany, settled in Britain and were eventually pushed away by those german...
    Furthermore, I add that Celts originates in a region that is roughly the Black Forest (Schwarzwald) in Germany. It is "bizzare" to think that Celts originated in nowadays Germany, settled in...
    redstar, Oct 23, 2010 ... 2
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    maksim
    Nov 1, 2010
  3. Doghouse Riley

    It's good to know who are your friends

    Of course although golf etiquette is maintained, the guys with whom I play are no angels as far as language on the course is concerned, myself included, although never in earshot of other players....
    Of course although golf etiquette is maintained, the guys with whom I play are no angels as far as language on the course is concerned, myself included, although never in earshot of other players. A missed putt can provoke some rather choice expletives and that's just the women! (no, I lied...
    Of course although golf etiquette is maintained, the guys with whom I play are no angels as far as language on the course is concerned, myself included, although never in earshot of other players. A missed putt can provoke some rather choice...
    Of course although golf etiquette is maintained, the guys with whom I play are no angels as far as language on the course is concerned, myself included, although never in earshot of other players....
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 30, 2010 ... 2
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    Doghouse Riley
    Nov 1, 2010
  4. lollipop

    Sciatica remedies?

    Thank you very much for your's and Mrs Shiney's kindness.
    Thank you very much for your's and Mrs Shiney's kindness.
    Thank you very much for your's and Mrs Shiney's kindness.
    Thank you very much for your's and Mrs Shiney's kindness.
    lollipop, Oct 30, 2010
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    lollipop
    Nov 1, 2010
  5. Marley Farley

    GIANT STAG...... Sometimes Humans disgust me..!!!!

    Slightly off topic but a while ago I watched a programme about the long-suffering staff who worked for the Child Support Agency. They had to be very careful when they opened the post, as they...
    Slightly off topic but a while ago I watched a programme about the long-suffering staff who worked for the Child Support Agency. They had to be very careful when they opened the post, as they never knew quite what they would find. Anyway, they had one young lady on their books who would not...
    Slightly off topic but a while ago I watched a programme about the long-suffering staff who worked for the Child Support Agency. They had to be very careful when they opened the post, as they never knew quite what they would find. Anyway, they...
    Slightly off topic but a while ago I watched a programme about the long-suffering staff who worked for the Child Support Agency. They had to be very careful when they opened the post, as they...
    Marley Farley, Oct 26, 2010 ... 2 3
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    ClaraLou
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  6. Val..

    Tabletop oven.

    Well we've one it's this one, had it for three years but never used it. (It's a long story)
    Well we've one it's this one, had it for three years but never used it. (It's a long story)
    Well we've one it's this one, had it for three years but never used it. (It's a long story)
    Well we've one it's this one, had it for three years but never used it. (It's a long story)
    Val.., Oct 30, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
    Oct 30, 2010
  7. Doghouse Riley

    Conventional Lightbulbs

    Its looking good for the new blubs. The energy used is to start them up, once they are running they cost next to nothing. So dont switch them on and off every time you leave the room. If you...
    Its looking good for the new blubs. The energy used is to start them up, once they are running they cost next to nothing. So dont switch them on and off every time you leave the room. If you need to read then use some directional Light Emitting Diodes, now they really don't use much leccky.
    Its looking good for the new blubs. The energy used is to start them up, once they are running they cost next to nothing. So dont switch them on and off every time you leave the room. If you need to read then use some directional Light Emitting...
    Its looking good for the new blubs. The energy used is to start them up, once they are running they cost next to nothing. So dont switch them on and off every time you leave the room. If you...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 28, 2010 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Oct 30, 2010
  8. pete

    an extra hour of daylight??????

    Of course the most important clock to change this time is the one on the central heating boiler!
    Of course the most important clock to change this time is the one on the central heating boiler!
    Of course the most important clock to change this time is the one on the central heating boiler!
    Of course the most important clock to change this time is the one on the central heating boiler!
    pete, Oct 28, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
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  9. Doghouse Riley

    Reindeer on the roundabout already!

    I tried to get a photo, Gemini - I thought it might make a good Christmas card - but some killjoy had removed everything.
    I tried to get a photo, Gemini - I thought it might make a good Christmas card - but some killjoy had removed everything.
    I tried to get a photo, Gemini - I thought it might make a good Christmas card - but some killjoy had removed everything.
    I tried to get a photo, Gemini - I thought it might make a good Christmas card - but some killjoy had removed everything.
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 24, 2010 ... 2 3
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    ClaraLou
    Oct 29, 2010
  10. strongylodon

    Bye

    Have a great week.
    Have a great week.
    Have a great week.
    Have a great week.
    strongylodon, Oct 23, 2010
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    Shobhna
    Oct 29, 2010
  11. Blueroses

    It's my birthday

    Happy Birthday Blueroses and I hope you had an excellent day.
    Happy Birthday Blueroses and I hope you had an excellent day.
    Happy Birthday Blueroses and I hope you had an excellent day.
    Happy Birthday Blueroses and I hope you had an excellent day.
    Blueroses, Oct 28, 2010 ... 2
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    Shobhna
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  12. Doghouse Riley

    Money-off vouchers, do they really save money?

    The money saving vouchers sent by the suoermarkets are a very clever marketing ploy, they know all your buying habits from their loyalty card schemes, so they target you with things that you don't...
    The money saving vouchers sent by the suoermarkets are a very clever marketing ploy, they know all your buying habits from their loyalty card schemes, so they target you with things that you don't normally buy. You might try the more expensive breakfast cereal because of the money off voucher,...
    The money saving vouchers sent by the suoermarkets are a very clever marketing ploy, they know all your buying habits from their loyalty card schemes, so they target you with things that you don't normally buy. You might try the more expensive...
    The money saving vouchers sent by the suoermarkets are a very clever marketing ploy, they know all your buying habits from their loyalty card schemes, so they target you with things that you don't...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 24, 2010
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    JWK
    Oct 28, 2010
  13. Doghouse Riley

    What Was Your Favourite Year For Popular Music?

    I've probably mentioned this before, that the popular songs of the of the twenties and thirties, were learned more by the population buying the sheet music to sing along to with a piano, as the...
    I've probably mentioned this before, that the popular songs of the of the twenties and thirties, were learned more by the population buying the sheet music to sing along to with a piano, as the spread of radio and even electricity took a long time to be commonplace in the USA. They couldn't...
    I've probably mentioned this before, that the popular songs of the of the twenties and thirties, were learned more by the population buying the sheet music to sing along to with a piano, as the spread of radio and even electricity took a long...
    I've probably mentioned this before, that the popular songs of the of the twenties and thirties, were learned more by the population buying the sheet music to sing along to with a piano, as the...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 13, 2010 ... 2
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    Doghouse Riley
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  14. Doghouse Riley

    Taxi Vouchers.

    That seems rather tight of them. In Manchester, all black cabs are obliged to take them.
    That seems rather tight of them. In Manchester, all black cabs are obliged to take them.
    That seems rather tight of them. In Manchester, all black cabs are obliged to take them.
    That seems rather tight of them. In Manchester, all black cabs are obliged to take them.
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 24, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    There's Something Wrong Here!

    My husband was once picked at random (by Readers Digest) ' ... from thousands', to receive a free road map of Europe. Naturally, he was beside himself with expectation and every day waited with...
    My husband was once picked at random (by Readers Digest) ' ... from thousands', to receive a free road map of Europe. Naturally, he was beside himself with expectation and every day waited with barely concealed excitement for the 'postie'. At last, the great day arrived, (as did the postie),...
    My husband was once picked at random (by Readers Digest) ' ... from thousands', to receive a free road map of Europe. Naturally, he was beside himself with expectation and every day waited with barely concealed excitement for the 'postie'. At...
    My husband was once picked at random (by Readers Digest) ' ... from thousands', to receive a free road map of Europe. Naturally, he was beside himself with expectation and every day waited with...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 23, 2010
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    Fidgetsmum
    Oct 27, 2010
  16. Doghouse Riley

    Sign of the Times?

    :dh: :)
    :dh: :)
    :dh: :)
    :dh: :)
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 26, 2010
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    JWK
    Oct 26, 2010
  17. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Axl...!!!

    Happy Birthday!! Have a good 'un!!!!!!!!!
    Happy Birthday!! Have a good 'un!!!!!!!!!
    Happy Birthday!! Have a good 'un!!!!!!!!!
    Happy Birthday!! Have a good 'un!!!!!!!!!
    Marley Farley, Oct 24, 2010
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    Val..
    Oct 25, 2010
  18. Val..

    The Taking of Prince Harry

    How very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:
    How very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:
    How very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:
    How very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:
    Val.., Oct 23, 2010
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    Val..
    Oct 25, 2010
  19. roders

    Flu Jab.

    Hi, As i understand it the jab is based on a best guess of what strains are out there. I've been a bit sick after some but not others. Swine flu jab was sore for days but not sick. I tend to...
    Hi, As i understand it the jab is based on a best guess of what strains are out there. I've been a bit sick after some but not others. Swine flu jab was sore for days but not sick. I tend to get exposed to most bugs as people of all generations cough and splutter in my face as i treat them,...
    Hi, As i understand it the jab is based on a best guess of what strains are out there. I've been a bit sick after some but not others. Swine flu jab was sore for days but not sick. I tend to get exposed to most bugs as people of all...
    Hi, As i understand it the jab is based on a best guess of what strains are out there. I've been a bit sick after some but not others. Swine flu jab was sore for days but not sick. I tend to...
    roders, Oct 19, 2010 ... 2
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    exlabman
    Oct 25, 2010
  20. JWK

    No more council houses for life

    Perhaps sterilise the parents:scratch::D
    Perhaps sterilise the parents:scratch::D
    Perhaps sterilise the parents:scratch::D
    Perhaps sterilise the parents:scratch::D
    JWK, Oct 18, 2010 ... 2 3 4
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    pete
    Oct 23, 2010
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