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  1. capney

    A grand day out

    Capney, just caught up with this thread and makes me want to make more use of my camera. Lovely photos.
    Capney, just caught up with this thread and makes me want to make more use of my camera. Lovely photos.
    Capney, just caught up with this thread and makes me want to make more use of my camera. Lovely photos.
    Capney, just caught up with this thread and makes me want to make more use of my camera. Lovely photos.
    capney, Sep 18, 2008 ... 8 9 10
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    Shobhna
    Oct 22, 2010
  2. Gogs

    This is amazing !

    :) Most enjoyable Goggsy..........:thumb: I cant help thinking if you like that you would love Strictly Come Dancing .
    :) Most enjoyable Goggsy..........:thumb: I cant help thinking if you like that you would love Strictly Come Dancing .
    :) Most enjoyable Goggsy..........:thumb: I cant help thinking if you like that you would love Strictly Come Dancing .
    :) Most enjoyable Goggsy..........:thumb: I cant help thinking if you like that you would love Strictly Come Dancing .
    Gogs, Oct 18, 2010
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    roders
    Oct 22, 2010
  3. Doghouse Riley

    I found this quite funny

    I didn't read any of it, just the first word highlighted in each line. I guessed it would be rubbish. It appealed to me as it's just another form of "Buzzword Bingo" Digressing I and the...
    I didn't read any of it, just the first word highlighted in each line. I guessed it would be rubbish. It appealed to me as it's just another form of "Buzzword Bingo" Digressing I and the contributors to another private board used to play that on the BBC's Points of View message board,...
    I didn't read any of it, just the first word highlighted in each line. I guessed it would be rubbish. It appealed to me as it's just another form of "Buzzword Bingo" Digressing I and the contributors to another private board used to...
    I didn't read any of it, just the first word highlighted in each line. I guessed it would be rubbish. It appealed to me as it's just another form of "Buzzword Bingo" Digressing I and the...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 21, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
    Oct 21, 2010
  4. Doghouse Riley

    You have to smile, don't you?

    My problem is that I fall for it every time. When in the car she started to describe the film, I wasn't aware that she was deliberately describing a different one just to get me going. That was...
    My problem is that I fall for it every time. When in the car she started to describe the film, I wasn't aware that she was deliberately describing a different one just to get me going. That was the reason she was hiding her face as she can't help smiling in that situation. She called me in...
    My problem is that I fall for it every time. When in the car she started to describe the film, I wasn't aware that she was deliberately describing a different one just to get me going. That was the reason she was hiding her face as she can't help...
    My problem is that I fall for it every time. When in the car she started to describe the film, I wasn't aware that she was deliberately describing a different one just to get me going. That was...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 16, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
    Oct 21, 2010
  5. Loofah

    Zeal Does Not Rest - it does now

    The reason they aren't worried about not having any of our planes on our Carriers for ten years is that they will let (allow) French/German/Danish/ Italian/Spanish or anyone who does have planes...
    The reason they aren't worried about not having any of our planes on our Carriers for ten years is that they will let (allow) French/German/Danish/ Italian/Spanish or anyone who does have planes to use our Carriers.:scratch::skp::scratch: Our Defence Systems have just been trashed --- but it's good for the...
    The reason they aren't worried about not having any of our planes on our Carriers for ten years is that they will let (allow) French/German/Danish/ Italian/Spanish or anyone who does have planes to use our Carriers.:scratch::skp::scratch: Our Defence Systems have...
    The reason they aren't worried about not having any of our planes on our Carriers for ten years is that they will let (allow) French/German/Danish/ Italian/Spanish or anyone who does have planes...
    Loofah, Oct 19, 2010 ... 2
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    strongylodon
    Oct 21, 2010
  6. miraflores

    our body: a perfect machine

    Ongoing illness whether you are dependent on a machine or not is obviously going to be extremely debilitating. I don't actually think our body is a perfect machine, if it was it would not be so...
    Ongoing illness whether you are dependent on a machine or not is obviously going to be extremely debilitating. I don't actually think our body is a perfect machine, if it was it would not be so vulnerable and easily diseased.Val
    Ongoing illness whether you are dependent on a machine or not is obviously going to be extremely debilitating. I don't actually think our body is a perfect machine, if it was it would not be so vulnerable and easily diseased.Val
    Ongoing illness whether you are dependent on a machine or not is obviously going to be extremely debilitating. I don't actually think our body is a perfect machine, if it was it would not be so...
    miraflores, Oct 21, 2010
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    Val..
    Oct 21, 2010
  7. music

    Dear oh dear

    My biggest "win" was on the pools, I was part of a syndicate with the barmaids at my squash club (I was bar treasurer at the time). We shared a win which was well into four figures, £12.84.
    My biggest "win" was on the pools, I was part of a syndicate with the barmaids at my squash club (I was bar treasurer at the time). We shared a win which was well into four figures, £12.84.
    My biggest "win" was on the pools, I was part of a syndicate with the barmaids at my squash club (I was bar treasurer at the time). We shared a win which was well into four figures, £12.84.
    My biggest "win" was on the pools, I was part of a syndicate with the barmaids at my squash club (I was bar treasurer at the time). We shared a win which was well into four figures, £12.84.
    music, Oct 20, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
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  8. Alice

    £50 for a leg of Lamb - ????

    I love mutton too Martin - but I wouldn't pay lamb prices for it:wink:
    I love mutton too Martin - but I wouldn't pay lamb prices for it:wink:
    I love mutton too Martin - but I wouldn't pay lamb prices for it:wink:
    I love mutton too Martin - but I wouldn't pay lamb prices for it:wink:
    Alice, Oct 18, 2010
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    Alice
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  9. Fidgetsmum

    Family traditions and superstitions

    Hi Doghouse, I remember this saying from my Mother "Dont Put Shoes On The Table " it will Cause A Fight :D. as this was many years ago when 6 people lived in a 2 bedroom house, i can understand...
    Hi Doghouse, I remember this saying from my Mother "Dont Put Shoes On The Table " it will Cause A Fight :D. as this was many years ago when 6 people lived in a 2 bedroom house, i can understand how it could cause a fight :flag:. music :cool:.
    Hi Doghouse, I remember this saying from my Mother "Dont Put Shoes On The Table " it will Cause A Fight :D. as this was many years ago when 6 people lived in a 2 bedroom house, i can understand how it could cause a fight :flag:. ...
    Hi Doghouse, I remember this saying from my Mother "Dont Put Shoes On The Table " it will Cause A Fight :D. as this was many years ago when 6 people lived in a 2 bedroom house, i can understand...
    Fidgetsmum, Oct 14, 2010
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    music
    Oct 18, 2010
  10. Alice

    What did your parents tell you ?

    My mother used to say "Don't pick your nose or your eyes will cave in".
    My mother used to say "Don't pick your nose or your eyes will cave in".
    My mother used to say "Don't pick your nose or your eyes will cave in".
    My mother used to say "Don't pick your nose or your eyes will cave in".
    Alice, Oct 8, 2010 ... 2 3 4
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    shiney
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  11. Alice

    Electrical Appliances

    Forget about it people. Apologies accepted. Let's just get on with the conversation.
    Forget about it people. Apologies accepted. Let's just get on with the conversation.
    Forget about it people. Apologies accepted. Let's just get on with the conversation.
    Forget about it people. Apologies accepted. Let's just get on with the conversation.
    Alice, Oct 12, 2010 ... 4 5 6
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    Alice
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  12. maksim

    My dialect is completely opposite to english

    It means that in my part of the country as well Daisees!
    It means that in my part of the country as well Daisees!
    It means that in my part of the country as well Daisees!
    It means that in my part of the country as well Daisees!
    maksim, Oct 6, 2010 ... 2
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    Sussexgardener
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  13. Val..

    Investing in Ostrich farming - Hilarious!!!!

    YouTube - Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack:lollol:
    YouTube - Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack:lollol:
    YouTube - Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack:lollol:
    YouTube - Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack:lollol:
    Val.., Oct 16, 2010
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    Val..
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  14. Val..

    The miners trapped underground.

    C' EST LA VIE :wink:. music:cool:.
    C' EST LA VIE :wink:. music:cool:.
    C' EST LA VIE :wink:. music:cool:.
    C' EST LA VIE :wink:. music:cool:.
    Val.., Oct 4, 2010 ... 2 3
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    music
    Oct 14, 2010
  15. Doghouse Riley

    Just for a moment there...

    I can vividly remember our own daughter's eighteenth birthday, we took her and a dozen of her friends to a fantastic local French restaurant, sadly the restaurant is now gone and our daughter's...
    I can vividly remember our own daughter's eighteenth birthday, we took her and a dozen of her friends to a fantastic local French restaurant, sadly the restaurant is now gone and our daughter's forty-two!
    I can vividly remember our own daughter's eighteenth birthday, we took her and a dozen of her friends to a fantastic local French restaurant, sadly the restaurant is now gone and our daughter's forty-two!
    I can vividly remember our own daughter's eighteenth birthday, we took her and a dozen of her friends to a fantastic local French restaurant, sadly the restaurant is now gone and our daughter's...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 13, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
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  16. capney

    Dentist..again and again..

    Watching my ex going through medical school many years ago was instructive. All of the students in his year had done well enough at school to get good grades but they were often fairly clueless...
    Watching my ex going through medical school many years ago was instructive. All of the students in his year had done well enough at school to get good grades but they were often fairly clueless in just about every other way. I don't think that enough of them had considered what it would...
    Watching my ex going through medical school many years ago was instructive. All of the students in his year had done well enough at school to get good grades but they were often fairly clueless in just about every other way. I don't think that...
    Watching my ex going through medical school many years ago was instructive. All of the students in his year had done well enough at school to get good grades but they were often fairly clueless...
    capney, Oct 11, 2010 ... 2
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    ClaraLou
    Oct 13, 2010
  17. Alice

    Deep fat fryer

    :hehe: Not at all. And when I lived in Edinburgh, I should have had one, with their love of deep fried mars bars as a dessert....:gnthb:
    :hehe: Not at all. And when I lived in Edinburgh, I should have had one, with their love of deep fried mars bars as a dessert....:gnthb:
    :hehe: Not at all. And when I lived in Edinburgh, I should have had one, with their love of deep fried mars bars as a dessert....:gnthb:
    :hehe: Not at all. And when I lived in Edinburgh, I should have had one, with their love of deep fried mars bars as a dessert....:gnthb:
    Alice, Oct 8, 2010 ... 4 5 6
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    Sussexgardener
    Oct 13, 2010
  18. Loofah

    Claire Rayner dies aged 79

    Yes, sad, she was a lovely lady!!Val
    Yes, sad, she was a lovely lady!!Val
    Yes, sad, she was a lovely lady!!Val
    Yes, sad, she was a lovely lady!!Val
    Loofah, Oct 12, 2010
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    Val..
    Oct 12, 2010
  19. Val..

    Child Benefits to be cut, surely about time!!!

    This is true, I remember that too, but then "that was when deck chairs were 7/6d."
    This is true, I remember that too, but then "that was when deck chairs were 7/6d."
    This is true, I remember that too, but then "that was when deck chairs were 7/6d."
    This is true, I remember that too, but then "that was when deck chairs were 7/6d."
    Val.., Oct 7, 2010 ... 2 3 4
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    Doghouse Riley
    Oct 12, 2010
  20. use to be gardener

    Moving abroad

    THREAD MOVING ABROAD HAS NOW BEEN ============================RENAMED LEAVING BLIGHTY AND CAN BE FOUNDIN THE MUPPET SHOW FORUMTHANK YOU:thmb::)
    THREAD MOVING ABROAD HAS NOW BEEN ============================RENAMED LEAVING BLIGHTY AND CAN BE FOUNDIN THE MUPPET SHOW FORUMTHANK YOU:thmb::)
    THREAD MOVING ABROAD HAS NOW BEEN ============================RENAMED LEAVING BLIGHTY AND CAN BE FOUNDIN THE MUPPET SHOW FORUMTHANK YOU:thmb::)
    THREAD MOVING ABROAD HAS NOW BEEN ============================RENAMED LEAVING BLIGHTY AND CAN BE FOUNDIN THE MUPPET SHOW FORUMTHANK YOU:thmb::)
    use to be gardener, Nov 18, 2006 ... 2 3
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    wiseowl
    Oct 12, 2010
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