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  1. shiney

    Win A Free Cruise

    Some people don't like water Shiney :scratch: I was having this conversation with someone else a while back - she prefers to fly, spending hours cooped up in a metal tube. Me, I like the gentler pace of...
    Some people don't like water Shiney :scratch: I was having this conversation with someone else a while back - she prefers to fly, spending hours cooped up in a metal tube. Me, I like the gentler pace of travelling by water...although our proximity to Southampton/Portsmouth is also very convenient for...
    Some people don't like water Shiney :scratch: I was having this conversation with someone else a while back - she prefers to fly, spending hours cooped up in a metal tube. Me, I like the gentler pace of travelling by water...although our proximity to...
    Some people don't like water Shiney :scratch: I was having this conversation with someone else a while back - she prefers to fly, spending hours cooped up in a metal tube. Me, I like the gentler pace of...
    shiney, Oct 11, 2010
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    Sussexgardener
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  2. Doghouse Riley

    'tis Autumn..Nearly!

    Golf is very time consuming and can be expensive when you're working. I never play at week-ends when those not "pleasantly unemployed" have to play, as it gets busy and it can take well over four...
    Golf is very time consuming and can be expensive when you're working. I never play at week-ends when those not "pleasantly unemployed" have to play, as it gets busy and it can take well over four hours to get round. As for expense, long before I joined a club a work colleague who was a member...
    Golf is very time consuming and can be expensive when you're working. I never play at week-ends when those not "pleasantly unemployed" have to play, as it gets busy and it can take well over four hours to get round. As for expense, long before I...
    Golf is very time consuming and can be expensive when you're working. I never play at week-ends when those not "pleasantly unemployed" have to play, as it gets busy and it can take well over four...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 11, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
    Oct 11, 2010
  3. Doghouse Riley

    Gambling Laws in parts of the USA.

    It doesn't surprise me Doghouse. They've got some funny laws in the USA.I went to the bar of a hotel we were staying in and asked for 2 whiskies. She produced the drinks and I asked for a tray....
    It doesn't surprise me Doghouse. They've got some funny laws in the USA.I went to the bar of a hotel we were staying in and asked for 2 whiskies. She produced the drinks and I asked for a tray. She asked where I was taking the drinks and I said the bedroom.She was horrified and said I...
    It doesn't surprise me Doghouse. They've got some funny laws in the USA.I went to the bar of a hotel we were staying in and asked for 2 whiskies. She produced the drinks and I asked for a tray. She asked where I was taking the drinks and I said...
    It doesn't surprise me Doghouse. They've got some funny laws in the USA.I went to the bar of a hotel we were staying in and asked for 2 whiskies. She produced the drinks and I asked for a tray....
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 11, 2010
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    Alice
    Oct 11, 2010
  4. capney

    ASDA complaint

    Believe me David when I say we have our fair share of thickos in Yorkshire.. Bet you still laughed at the ending !
    Believe me David when I say we have our fair share of thickos in Yorkshire.. Bet you still laughed at the ending !
    Believe me David when I say we have our fair share of thickos in Yorkshire.. Bet you still laughed at the ending !
    Believe me David when I say we have our fair share of thickos in Yorkshire.. Bet you still laughed at the ending !
    capney, Oct 9, 2010
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    capney
    Oct 11, 2010
  5. Val..

    You must watch this!!!

    Saw this, a while ago. Very touching.
    Saw this, a while ago. Very touching.
    Saw this, a while ago. Very touching.
    Saw this, a while ago. Very touching.
    Val.., Oct 9, 2010
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    redstar
    Oct 11, 2010
  6. Gogs

    The Late ,Great ....................

    Don`t quite understand that remark.:old:
    Don`t quite understand that remark.:old:
    Don`t quite understand that remark.:old:
    Don`t quite understand that remark.:old:
    Gogs, Oct 8, 2010
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    daitheplant
    Oct 10, 2010
  7. Diziblonde

    I Got The Job !!!

    Hmm.. I said I was a bit late!
    Hmm.. I said I was a bit late!
    Hmm.. I said I was a bit late!
    Hmm.. I said I was a bit late!
    Diziblonde, Aug 2, 2007 ... 2
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    Doghouse Riley
    Oct 8, 2010
  8. pete

    Who's got the wind up.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who can sit for ages trying to figure that out :thumb: :roll:
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who can sit for ages trying to figure that out :thumb: :roll:
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who can sit for ages trying to figure that out :thumb: :roll:
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who can sit for ages trying to figure that out :thumb: :roll:
    pete, Oct 5, 2010 ... 2 3
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    JWK
    Oct 7, 2010
  9. Phil A

    For JWK

    Hi Ziggy, yes we had our usual Arbroath smokie's :) but i dont think they where smoked with recycled plastic :scratch:. in saying that with the amount of Glayva we had ,they could have been :scratch:. ...
    Hi Ziggy, yes we had our usual Arbroath smokie's :) but i dont think they where smoked with recycled plastic :scratch:. in saying that with the amount of Glayva we had ,they could have been :scratch:. music :cool:.
    Hi Ziggy, yes we had our usual Arbroath smokie's :) but i dont think they where smoked with recycled plastic :scratch:. in saying that with the amount of Glayva we had ,they could have been :scratch:. music :cool:.
    Hi Ziggy, yes we had our usual Arbroath smokie's :) but i dont think they where smoked with recycled plastic :scratch:. in saying that with the amount of Glayva we had ,they could have been :scratch:. ...
    Phil A, Oct 5, 2010
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    music
    Oct 7, 2010
  10. roders

    Cold winter or not?

    The Met Office have forecast a cold winter. Sods law therefore means it'll be mild and wet!
    The Met Office have forecast a cold winter. Sods law therefore means it'll be mild and wet!
    The Met Office have forecast a cold winter. Sods law therefore means it'll be mild and wet!
    The Met Office have forecast a cold winter. Sods law therefore means it'll be mild and wet!
    roders, Oct 6, 2010
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    Sussexgardener
    Oct 7, 2010
  11. whis4ey

    Yuki film update

    Excellent. let's hope it gets on the TV so we can all see it, unless you can wangle a trip to Cannes :thumb:
    Excellent. let's hope it gets on the TV so we can all see it, unless you can wangle a trip to Cannes :thumb:
    Excellent. let's hope it gets on the TV so we can all see it, unless you can wangle a trip to Cannes :thumb:
    Excellent. let's hope it gets on the TV so we can all see it, unless you can wangle a trip to Cannes :thumb:
    whis4ey, Oct 6, 2010
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    JWK
    Oct 6, 2010
  12. Val..

    R.I.P. Norman Wisdom

    One of the greats for sure, even watching a clip on the news just now made me laugh.
    One of the greats for sure, even watching a clip on the news just now made me laugh.
    One of the greats for sure, even watching a clip on the news just now made me laugh.
    One of the greats for sure, even watching a clip on the news just now made me laugh.
    Val.., Oct 5, 2010
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    Will Ting
    Oct 6, 2010
  13. Axl

    Homeless Under Pressure

    Tnanks for that Axl .. I watched it and then had hubby come and look and he asked me to send him the link ... absolutely brilliant. If the man is homeless I hope he makes his fortune to get back...
    Tnanks for that Axl .. I watched it and then had hubby come and look and he asked me to send him the link ... absolutely brilliant. If the man is homeless I hope he makes his fortune to get back into the mainstream again ... Thank you for sharing that.
    Tnanks for that Axl .. I watched it and then had hubby come and look and he asked me to send him the link ... absolutely brilliant. If the man is homeless I hope he makes his fortune to get back into the mainstream again ... Thank you for...
    Tnanks for that Axl .. I watched it and then had hubby come and look and he asked me to send him the link ... absolutely brilliant. If the man is homeless I hope he makes his fortune to get back...
    Axl, Oct 5, 2010
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    Victoria
    Oct 5, 2010
  14. Phil A

    Bit of a storm last night

    Cool space.
    Cool space.
    Cool space.
    Cool space.
    Phil A, Oct 3, 2010
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    Penny in Ontario
    Oct 5, 2010
  15. Val..

    Bungalow windows

    D'you know, I never think about burglars/thieves, if I'm not in the house & someone comes to the door my dogs make a lot of noise, I am more worried about being raped/murdered.Val
    D'you know, I never think about burglars/thieves, if I'm not in the house & someone comes to the door my dogs make a lot of noise, I am more worried about being raped/murdered.Val
    D'you know, I never think about burglars/thieves, if I'm not in the house & someone comes to the door my dogs make a lot of noise, I am more worried about being raped/murdered.Val
    D'you know, I never think about burglars/thieves, if I'm not in the house & someone comes to the door my dogs make a lot of noise, I am more worried about being raped/murdered.Val
    Val.., Oct 3, 2010 ... 2
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    Val..
    Oct 4, 2010
  16. Doghouse Riley

    What Are You Reading?

    I'm another Pratchett fan - am up to date with all his current books (nearly finished) 'Unseen Academicals ' and loving it. And starting to work through his earlier books - though not so good as...
    I'm another Pratchett fan - am up to date with all his current books (nearly finished) 'Unseen Academicals ' and loving it. And starting to work through his earlier books - though not so good as he was very young BUT the elements are there.Axie - I've been desperate to ask someone - Am I...
    I'm another Pratchett fan - am up to date with all his current books (nearly finished) 'Unseen Academicals ' and loving it. And starting to work through his earlier books - though not so good as he was very young BUT the elements are...
    I'm another Pratchett fan - am up to date with all his current books (nearly finished) 'Unseen Academicals ' and loving it. And starting to work through his earlier books - though not so good as...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 2, 2010 ... 2
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    Hec
    Oct 3, 2010
  17. Phil A

    If I suddenly dissapear...

    If you've written to complain to them then make sure you don't back down until you've won. I've written complaints over the slightest things and have won. Recently I wrote to British Gas...
    If you've written to complain to them then make sure you don't back down until you've won. I've written complaints over the slightest things and have won. Recently I wrote to British Gas complaining that I refused to pay the bill because I had only agreed to pay 3 months at a time, that was the...
    If you've written to complain to them then make sure you don't back down until you've won. I've written complaints over the slightest things and have won. Recently I wrote to British Gas complaining that I refused to pay the bill because I had...
    If you've written to complain to them then make sure you don't back down until you've won. I've written complaints over the slightest things and have won. Recently I wrote to British Gas...
    Phil A, Aug 19, 2010 ... 2 3
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    HBK
    Oct 2, 2010
  18. Sussexgardener

    Tony Curtis has died

    Loved him and Roger Moore in the Pretenders TV series.
    Loved him and Roger Moore in the Pretenders TV series.
    Loved him and Roger Moore in the Pretenders TV series.
    Loved him and Roger Moore in the Pretenders TV series.
    Sussexgardener, Sep 30, 2010
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    MartinHp71
    Oct 1, 2010
  19. jjordie

    Happy Birthday Paladin

    Happy Birthday Nick :)
    Happy Birthday Nick :)
    Happy Birthday Nick :)
    Happy Birthday Nick :)
    jjordie, Sep 29, 2010 ... 2
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    JWK
    Sep 30, 2010
  20. wiseowl

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JjORDIE

    Thank you Miraflores and Shiney :thumb:
    Thank you Miraflores and Shiney :thumb:
    Thank you Miraflores and Shiney :thumb:
    Thank you Miraflores and Shiney :thumb:
    wiseowl, Sep 20, 2010 ... 2
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    jjordie
    Sep 29, 2010
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