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    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

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  1. ClaraLou

    Leylandii Wars

    More than a couple of screws loose I'd say, Aaron. A whole ironmongery section seems to be missing. Still, no doubt the Berlin Wall was a nice little earner for the lawyers. :)
    More than a couple of screws loose I'd say, Aaron. A whole ironmongery section seems to be missing. Still, no doubt the Berlin Wall was a nice little earner for the lawyers. :)
    More than a couple of screws loose I'd say, Aaron. A whole ironmongery section seems to be missing. Still, no doubt the Berlin Wall was a nice little earner for the lawyers. :)
    More than a couple of screws loose I'd say, Aaron. A whole ironmongery section seems to be missing. Still, no doubt the Berlin Wall was a nice little earner for the lawyers. :)
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  2. Marley Farley

    The Mighty "Arrow" has Died......

    Always sad Marley when someone much loved dies,I am not familiar with the guy but I am very familiar with the song Hot Hot Hot which is played all over the world ,reminds me of holidays. RIP...
    Always sad Marley when someone much loved dies,I am not familiar with the guy but I am very familiar with the song Hot Hot Hot which is played all over the world ,reminds me of holidays. RIP Arrow......
    Always sad Marley when someone much loved dies,I am not familiar with the guy but I am very familiar with the song Hot Hot Hot which is played all over the world ,reminds me of holidays. RIP Arrow......
    Always sad Marley when someone much loved dies,I am not familiar with the guy but I am very familiar with the song Hot Hot Hot which is played all over the world ,reminds me of holidays. RIP...
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  3. daitheplant

    George Michael

    :gnthb: :lollol:I still think he's been harshly treated compared to many folk who commit similar crimes. Maybe the shock of going to jail will wake him up and get him back on his feet.
    :gnthb: :lollol:I still think he's been harshly treated compared to many folk who commit similar crimes. Maybe the shock of going to jail will wake him up and get him back on his feet.
    :gnthb: :lollol:I still think he's been harshly treated compared to many folk who commit similar crimes. Maybe the shock of going to jail will wake him up and get him back on his feet.
    :gnthb: :lollol:I still think he's been harshly treated compared to many folk who commit similar crimes. Maybe the shock of going to jail will wake him up and get him back on his feet.
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  4. Phil A

    Fishing West Bay, Dorset, saturday

    The DJ, Chris Moris on GLR once went from majic mushrooms to space walking astronaughts in one sentence. Wot fossil did you find Barnaby & wot was the joke ?k-l
    The DJ, Chris Moris on GLR once went from majic mushrooms to space walking astronaughts in one sentence. Wot fossil did you find Barnaby & wot was the joke ?k-l
    The DJ, Chris Moris on GLR once went from majic mushrooms to space walking astronaughts in one sentence. Wot fossil did you find Barnaby & wot was the joke ?k-l
    The DJ, Chris Moris on GLR once went from majic mushrooms to space walking astronaughts in one sentence. Wot fossil did you find Barnaby & wot was the joke ?k-l
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  5. Phil A

    Its all over now

    :thumb: Cheers Gogs
    :thumb: Cheers Gogs
    :thumb: Cheers Gogs
    :thumb: Cheers Gogs
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  6. Axie-Ali

    Excited

    I've just done a bit of research Alice and this website shows that Scotland also offers in service training for lecturers already teaching in FE, so no different to here. The only reason I'm...
    I've just done a bit of research Alice and this website shows that Scotland also offers in service training for lecturers already teaching in FE, so no different to here. The only reason I'm teaching an academic subject 1 year before finishing my degree is that I have been working as a lab tech...
    I've just done a bit of research Alice and this website shows that Scotland also offers in service training for lecturers already teaching in FE, so no different to here. The only reason I'm teaching an academic subject 1 year before finishing...
    I've just done a bit of research Alice and this website shows that Scotland also offers in service training for lecturers already teaching in FE, so no different to here. The only reason I'm...
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  7. Doghouse Riley

    Nobby Styles Puts His Medals Up For Sale

    You can't blame the players, it's only a very few at the top of the game that get over paid, the vast majority in the lower leagues are on average wages or less. Those at the very top are paid the...
    You can't blame the players, it's only a very few at the top of the game that get over paid, the vast majority in the lower leagues are on average wages or less. Those at the very top are paid the same as other big spectator sports like golf and F1, and I certainly would not turn down an over...
    You can't blame the players, it's only a very few at the top of the game that get over paid, the vast majority in the lower leagues are on average wages or less. Those at the very top are paid the same as other big spectator sports like golf and...
    You can't blame the players, it's only a very few at the top of the game that get over paid, the vast majority in the lower leagues are on average wages or less. Those at the very top are paid the...
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  8. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Boghopper..!!

    Happy Birthday Chris!
    Happy Birthday Chris!
    Happy Birthday Chris!
    Happy Birthday Chris!
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  9. Lollyb

    help with Items For Sale

    You could probably get away with selling grass, that's garden related isn't it??Val
    You could probably get away with selling grass, that's garden related isn't it??Val
    You could probably get away with selling grass, that's garden related isn't it??Val
    You could probably get away with selling grass, that's garden related isn't it??Val
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  10. capney

    Wing Wave

    Yes.. Indeed The aeroplane is a Handley Page Victor and heels are by Gucci....:lollol:
    Yes.. Indeed The aeroplane is a Handley Page Victor and heels are by Gucci....:lollol:
    Yes.. Indeed The aeroplane is a Handley Page Victor and heels are by Gucci....:lollol:
    Yes.. Indeed The aeroplane is a Handley Page Victor and heels are by Gucci....:lollol:
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  11. Val..

    Woman returns to work after 40 yrs!!

    PMSL:rotfl::rotfl:
    PMSL:rotfl::rotfl:
    PMSL:rotfl::rotfl:
    PMSL:rotfl::rotfl:
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  12. Doghouse Riley

    Seems Obvious Really, Doesn't It?

    Many congratulations to all concerned. I just love the things children say. When our daughter was told of a forthcoming sibling she couldn't wait to tell everyone 'Mummy's having a baby, but it...
    Many congratulations to all concerned. I just love the things children say. When our daughter was told of a forthcoming sibling she couldn't wait to tell everyone 'Mummy's having a baby, but it won't be like me, it'll be a proper baby'. That tells you all you need to know about our eldest...
    Many congratulations to all concerned. I just love the things children say. When our daughter was told of a forthcoming sibling she couldn't wait to tell everyone 'Mummy's having a baby, but it won't be like me, it'll be a proper baby'. That...
    Many congratulations to all concerned. I just love the things children say. When our daughter was told of a forthcoming sibling she couldn't wait to tell everyone 'Mummy's having a baby, but it...
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  13. cajary

    Jobs in Lowestoft

    Thanks for the replies, guys.:gnthb: We'll probably give it a go but it won't be until next Spring (It'll take me that long to finish the decorating:hehe:). Part-time work will be fine for me and by...
    Thanks for the replies, guys.:gnthb: We'll probably give it a go but it won't be until next Spring (It'll take me that long to finish the decorating:hehe:). Part-time work will be fine for me and by that time the holiday camps should be opening up. Hopefully that will tide us over until we can...
    Thanks for the replies, guys.:gnthb: We'll probably give it a go but it won't be until next Spring (It'll take me that long to finish the decorating:hehe:). Part-time work will be fine for me and by that time the holiday camps should be opening up....
    Thanks for the replies, guys.:gnthb: We'll probably give it a go but it won't be until next Spring (It'll take me that long to finish the decorating:hehe:). Part-time work will be fine for me and by...
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  14. Phil A

    A sad loss, for a stupid reason

    Oh Alice, that was such a wonderfull eulogy. Here, let us rejoice, YouTube- Electric Light Orchestra - Roll Over Beethoven
    Oh Alice, that was such a wonderfull eulogy. Here, let us rejoice, YouTube- Electric Light Orchestra - Roll Over Beethoven
    Oh Alice, that was such a wonderfull eulogy. Here, let us rejoice, YouTube- Electric Light Orchestra - Roll Over Beethoven
    Oh Alice, that was such a wonderfull eulogy. Here, let us rejoice, YouTube- Electric Light Orchestra - Roll Over Beethoven
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    Jackie Evancho

    What an amazing voice, and child. But I just fear for that little girl.
    What an amazing voice, and child. But I just fear for that little girl.
    What an amazing voice, and child. But I just fear for that little girl.
    What an amazing voice, and child. But I just fear for that little girl.
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  16. Val..

    Lion Dung

    I personally have not tried it but all the zillions (not quite) posts of it here on GC it is quite useless for any purpose it is intended. :hehe: Save your money and buy a lovely shrub you...
    I personally have not tried it but all the zillions (not quite) posts of it here on GC it is quite useless for any purpose it is intended. :hehe: Save your money and buy a lovely shrub you fancy. :wink:
    I personally have not tried it but all the zillions (not quite) posts of it here on GC it is quite useless for any purpose it is intended. :hehe: Save your money and buy a lovely shrub you fancy. :wink:
    I personally have not tried it but all the zillions (not quite) posts of it here on GC it is quite useless for any purpose it is intended. :hehe: Save your money and buy a lovely shrub you...
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  17. shiney

    Makes you think! Be happy with your lot.

    Oh my goodness that was very humbling. Thanks Shiney.
    Oh my goodness that was very humbling. Thanks Shiney.
    Oh my goodness that was very humbling. Thanks Shiney.
    Oh my goodness that was very humbling. Thanks Shiney.
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  18. Val..

    How to give a cat a pill

    When one of our cats wants worming we have to take it to the vet to have the tablet. The vet needs 2 nurses to help him.:lollol::lollol:True story.:gnthb:
    When one of our cats wants worming we have to take it to the vet to have the tablet. The vet needs 2 nurses to help him.:lollol::lollol:True story.:gnthb:
    When one of our cats wants worming we have to take it to the vet to have the tablet. The vet needs 2 nurses to help him.:lollol::lollol:True story.:gnthb:
    When one of our cats wants worming we have to take it to the vet to have the tablet. The vet needs 2 nurses to help him.:lollol::lollol:True story.:gnthb:
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  19. Pete02

    Revenge of the Cat

    Many giggles in the ziggy household :lollol:
    Many giggles in the ziggy household :lollol:
    Many giggles in the ziggy household :lollol:
    Many giggles in the ziggy household :lollol:
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  20. Melinda

    Ducks wearing dog masks.

    Oh Yes they do!! never noticed that before, been feeding the ducks with the kids and grandkids for yonks, very observant of you :ntwrth:Pete
    Oh Yes they do!! never noticed that before, been feeding the ducks with the kids and grandkids for yonks, very observant of you :ntwrth:Pete
    Oh Yes they do!! never noticed that before, been feeding the ducks with the kids and grandkids for yonks, very observant of you :ntwrth:Pete
    Oh Yes they do!! never noticed that before, been feeding the ducks with the kids and grandkids for yonks, very observant of you :ntwrth:Pete
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