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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

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  1. Harmony Arb

    My business needs you!

    Done, Good Luck!!
    Done, Good Luck!!
    Done, Good Luck!!
    Done, Good Luck!!
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  2. Scotkat

    Who else has rain today

    So sorry about your aunt, Pal.Mad weather here - bright sunshine followed by torrential showers. Mind you, I didn't notice what it was doing on the walk back from the pub :roll:.
    So sorry about your aunt, Pal.Mad weather here - bright sunshine followed by torrential showers. Mind you, I didn't notice what it was doing on the walk back from the pub :roll:.
    So sorry about your aunt, Pal.Mad weather here - bright sunshine followed by torrential showers. Mind you, I didn't notice what it was doing on the walk back from the pub :roll:.
    So sorry about your aunt, Pal.Mad weather here - bright sunshine followed by torrential showers. Mind you, I didn't notice what it was doing on the walk back from the pub :roll:.
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  3. Phil A

    Its already started

    On no I forgot to have a look last night. Hopefully they will still be there tonight.
    On no I forgot to have a look last night. Hopefully they will still be there tonight.
    On no I forgot to have a look last night. Hopefully they will still be there tonight.
    On no I forgot to have a look last night. Hopefully they will still be there tonight.
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  4. wiseowl

    Kandy,s birthday

    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd: Have a fantastic birthday Kandy
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd: Have a fantastic birthday Kandy
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd: Have a fantastic birthday Kandy
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd: Have a fantastic birthday Kandy
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  5. Marley Farley

    Happy birthday redstar..!!!!!!

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  6. Doghouse Riley

    It Pays to Complain!

    Update. I had an e-mail on Sunday, to say the replacement had been dispatched and the new one arrived this morning whilst I was out playing golf. I've printed off the returns label, re-packed...
    Update. I had an e-mail on Sunday, to say the replacement had been dispatched and the new one arrived this morning whilst I was out playing golf. I've printed off the returns label, re-packed the faulty one in the orginal box and it'll be collected tomorrow. Well done Amazon.
    Update. I had an e-mail on Sunday, to say the replacement had been dispatched and the new one arrived this morning whilst I was out playing golf. I've printed off the returns label, re-packed the faulty one in the orginal box and it'll be...
    Update. I had an e-mail on Sunday, to say the replacement had been dispatched and the new one arrived this morning whilst I was out playing golf. I've printed off the returns label, re-packed...
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  7. ClaraLou

    Botany with Nigel Molesworth

    I discovered the Molesworth books (Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle) when I was roughly the same age as the fictional Nigel. He was the only way to make double maths followed by triple games...
    I discovered the Molesworth books (Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle) when I was roughly the same age as the fictional Nigel. He was the only way to make double maths followed by triple games bearable. For those of you who haven't met Nigel, he's a fifties schoolboy with terrible spelling but...
    I discovered the Molesworth books (Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle) when I was roughly the same age as the fictional Nigel. He was the only way to make double maths followed by triple games bearable. For those of you who haven't met Nigel,...
    I discovered the Molesworth books (Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle) when I was roughly the same age as the fictional Nigel. He was the only way to make double maths followed by triple games...
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  8. shiney

    Einstein The Parrot

    Ooo! That takes me back, how old must it be now?
    Ooo! That takes me back, how old must it be now?
    Ooo! That takes me back, how old must it be now?
    Ooo! That takes me back, how old must it be now?
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  9. daitheplant

    The C word

    I agree Freddy, but it`s usually from your fellow countrymen. All Welsh people I spoke to were behind the English team. It`s just a pity the players weren`t.:gnthb: We have had an update here,...
    I agree Freddy, but it`s usually from your fellow countrymen. All Welsh people I spoke to were behind the English team. It`s just a pity the players weren`t.:gnthb: We have had an update here, according to BBC Radio Wales, there are still 149 shopping days to Christmas.
    I agree Freddy, but it`s usually from your fellow countrymen. All Welsh people I spoke to were behind the English team. It`s just a pity the players weren`t.:gnthb: We have had an update here, according to BBC Radio Wales, there are still 149...
    I agree Freddy, but it`s usually from your fellow countrymen. All Welsh people I spoke to were behind the English team. It`s just a pity the players weren`t.:gnthb: We have had an update here,...
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  10. shiney

    New Government Policy on OAP's & Prisoners

    Clare you have my sympathy.The councils are rotten with overpaid do gooders that go home to their expensive homes that we buy them from our taxes, while they spend all day finding ways of...
    Clare you have my sympathy.The councils are rotten with overpaid do gooders that go home to their expensive homes that we buy them from our taxes, while they spend all day finding ways of fitting undesirables into areas where normal people have to live.
    Clare you have my sympathy.The councils are rotten with overpaid do gooders that go home to their expensive homes that we buy them from our taxes, while they spend all day finding ways of fitting undesirables into areas where normal people have...
    Clare you have my sympathy.The councils are rotten with overpaid do gooders that go home to their expensive homes that we buy them from our taxes, while they spend all day finding ways of...
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  11. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Clematis

    Have a great day!!!
    Have a great day!!!
    Have a great day!!!
    Have a great day!!!
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  12. lollipop

    Polperro, Cornwall

    My pleasure, it is gorgeous.
    My pleasure, it is gorgeous.
    My pleasure, it is gorgeous.
    My pleasure, it is gorgeous.
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  13. miraflores

    oh oh

    We'll bear it in mind!
    We'll bear it in mind!
    We'll bear it in mind!
    We'll bear it in mind!
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  14. miraflores

    guessing game

    Orangerie...@ Kew Gardens
    Orangerie...@ Kew Gardens
    Orangerie...@ Kew Gardens
    Orangerie...@ Kew Gardens
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  15. shiney

    Interesting Info by Eric Idle

    That's good Shiney, thanks. cheers
    That's good Shiney, thanks. cheers
    That's good Shiney, thanks. cheers
    That's good Shiney, thanks. cheers
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  16. ClaraLou

    Would you live in this village?

    Live in that village? I doubt if I could afford it.
    Live in that village? I doubt if I could afford it.
    Live in that village? I doubt if I could afford it.
    Live in that village? I doubt if I could afford it.
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  17. borrowers

    Stripping stair banisters help please

    Sorry for the dealy in replying Larkshill. OK I'm now going to get a 'shave hook' from B&Q tomorrow. The reason why? (Apart from then trouble I'm having at the mo) is because I can see that the...
    Sorry for the dealy in replying Larkshill. OK I'm now going to get a 'shave hook' from B&Q tomorrow. The reason why? (Apart from then trouble I'm having at the mo) is because I can see that the whole of the stairs will need to be done again:help: Thank you for suggesting this Larks, have tried...
    Sorry for the dealy in replying Larkshill. OK I'm now going to get a 'shave hook' from B&Q tomorrow. The reason why? (Apart from then trouble I'm having at the mo) is because I can see that the whole of the stairs will need to be done again:help: ...
    Sorry for the dealy in replying Larkshill. OK I'm now going to get a 'shave hook' from B&Q tomorrow. The reason why? (Apart from then trouble I'm having at the mo) is because I can see that the...
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  18. Prudence Potts

    Thieves!!!!!!

    Tut tut, Larkshall! :hehe:
    Tut tut, Larkshall! :hehe:
    Tut tut, Larkshall! :hehe:
    Tut tut, Larkshall! :hehe:
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  19. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday Woo'

    Hi Kathy Thank you ,you are most kind and thoughtful:)
    Hi Kathy Thank you ,you are most kind and thoughtful:)
    Hi Kathy Thank you ,you are most kind and thoughtful:)
    Hi Kathy Thank you ,you are most kind and thoughtful:)
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  20. wiseowl

    Pub Lunch Today

    Lunch with (at) The Marquis of Granby (Stetchworth, Newmarket) tomorrow. I have an extra 19miles to do, as my car is going to the garage tonight due to brake failure Saturday. It would cost £90...
    Lunch with (at) The Marquis of Granby (Stetchworth, Newmarket) tomorrow. I have an extra 19miles to do, as my car is going to the garage tonight due to brake failure Saturday. It would cost £90 for them to collect it, but my next door neighbour said he would take it on the trailer normally used...
    Lunch with (at) The Marquis of Granby (Stetchworth, Newmarket) tomorrow. I have an extra 19miles to do, as my car is going to the garage tonight due to brake failure Saturday. It would cost £90 for them to collect it, but my next door neighbour...
    Lunch with (at) The Marquis of Granby (Stetchworth, Newmarket) tomorrow. I have an extra 19miles to do, as my car is going to the garage tonight due to brake failure Saturday. It would cost £90...
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