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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

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  1. Doghouse Riley

    Break4Free

    Well done, Doghouse :gnthb: There are lots of scams out there that you can do little about but you can at least make sure your credit card company deal with your complaint the proper way. Do...
    Well done, Doghouse :gnthb: There are lots of scams out there that you can do little about but you can at least make sure your credit card company deal with your complaint the proper way. Do what Doghouse has done and don't let them push you around. You don't need paperwork for them to...
    Well done, Doghouse :gnthb: There are lots of scams out there that you can do little about but you can at least make sure your credit card company deal with your complaint the proper way. Do what Doghouse has done and don't let them push you...
    Well done, Doghouse :gnthb: There are lots of scams out there that you can do little about but you can at least make sure your credit card company deal with your complaint the proper way. Do...
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  2. Marley Farley

    York Maze..!!

    Taxi for Capney...:hehe:
    Taxi for Capney...:hehe:
    Taxi for Capney...:hehe:
    Taxi for Capney...:hehe:
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  3. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Steve R

    It's a date. :gnthb: :yho: Thanks :)
    It's a date. :gnthb: :yho: Thanks :)
    It's a date. :gnthb: :yho: Thanks :)
    It's a date. :gnthb: :yho: Thanks :)
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  4. Alice

    Gardeners corner

    OK, ClaraLou, that sounds fair enough, I'll crack open the piggybank and see how much i can scrape together.
    OK, ClaraLou, that sounds fair enough, I'll crack open the piggybank and see how much i can scrape together.
    OK, ClaraLou, that sounds fair enough, I'll crack open the piggybank and see how much i can scrape together.
    OK, ClaraLou, that sounds fair enough, I'll crack open the piggybank and see how much i can scrape together.
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  5. ClaraLou

    Blinkin' tropical weather!

    Our golf course has an artesian well and we've always used our own water. The greens and tees are looking good, they get watered over-night as the sprinklers are on timers. The fairways are...
    Our golf course has an artesian well and we've always used our own water. The greens and tees are looking good, they get watered over-night as the sprinklers are on timers. The fairways are looking a bit parched, but the ball's travelling a long way. Probabably why I had a good score in a...
    Our golf course has an artesian well and we've always used our own water. The greens and tees are looking good, they get watered over-night as the sprinklers are on timers. The fairways are looking a bit parched, but the ball's travelling a...
    Our golf course has an artesian well and we've always used our own water. The greens and tees are looking good, they get watered over-night as the sprinklers are on timers. The fairways are...
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  6. roders

    If you are ever in Cambridge.

    They're just the same around town on their bikes, they get us club cyclists a bad name.
    They're just the same around town on their bikes, they get us club cyclists a bad name.
    They're just the same around town on their bikes, they get us club cyclists a bad name.
    They're just the same around town on their bikes, they get us club cyclists a bad name.
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  7. Penny in Ontario

    Who will be watching the World Cup

    :) Oh how I enjoyed the Spanish game,so beautiful and skillful.
    :) Oh how I enjoyed the Spanish game,so beautiful and skillful.
    :) Oh how I enjoyed the Spanish game,so beautiful and skillful.
    :) Oh how I enjoyed the Spanish game,so beautiful and skillful.
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  8. Doghouse Riley

    Hip Pain?

    Thank you all, I have discovered something else which helps with the pain, hydrotherapy. It's fabulous i've only just started it but when I have had a session I am completely pain free!It's so...
    Thank you all, I have discovered something else which helps with the pain, hydrotherapy. It's fabulous i've only just started it but when I have had a session I am completely pain free!It's so good i'm tempted to save up and have my husband install a warm spa into the garden :hehe:I think...
    Thank you all, I have discovered something else which helps with the pain, hydrotherapy. It's fabulous i've only just started it but when I have had a session I am completely pain free!It's so good i'm tempted to save up and have my husband...
    Thank you all, I have discovered something else which helps with the pain, hydrotherapy. It's fabulous i've only just started it but when I have had a session I am completely pain free!It's so...
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  9. Scotkat

    Andy Murray go for it

    Pete I have to disagree beeing a Scot myself . And there a place for Andy to win and he so deserves to.:lollol:
    Pete I have to disagree beeing a Scot myself . And there a place for Andy to win and he so deserves to.:lollol:
    Pete I have to disagree beeing a Scot myself . And there a place for Andy to win and he so deserves to.:lollol:
    Pete I have to disagree beeing a Scot myself . And there a place for Andy to win and he so deserves to.:lollol:
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  10. wiseowl

    Happy birthday capney

    Thanks again everyone. Its really nice to have so many friends out there who take the time to pass on birthday wishes,, Luv you all robert
    Thanks again everyone. Its really nice to have so many friends out there who take the time to pass on birthday wishes,, Luv you all robert
    Thanks again everyone. Its really nice to have so many friends out there who take the time to pass on birthday wishes,, Luv you all robert
    Thanks again everyone. Its really nice to have so many friends out there who take the time to pass on birthday wishes,, Luv you all robert
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  11. rickfc

    Do you have Hummingbirds in England?

    Rick Hummers are 'New World' only. The nearest to them on this side of the pond, I think, are South African Sunbirds.:)
    Rick Hummers are 'New World' only. The nearest to them on this side of the pond, I think, are South African Sunbirds.:)
    Rick Hummers are 'New World' only. The nearest to them on this side of the pond, I think, are South African Sunbirds.:)
    Rick Hummers are 'New World' only. The nearest to them on this side of the pond, I think, are South African Sunbirds.:)
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  12. roders

    Make money gardening.

    Great one Roders,I'm growing Poppies myself on our allotment{self set} and the bees love them so they must be doing some good:D
    Great one Roders,I'm growing Poppies myself on our allotment{self set} and the bees love them so they must be doing some good:D
    Great one Roders,I'm growing Poppies myself on our allotment{self set} and the bees love them so they must be doing some good:D
    Great one Roders,I'm growing Poppies myself on our allotment{self set} and the bees love them so they must be doing some good:D
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  13. maksim

    London in literature (addressed to those who are familiar with london).

    Half timbering is tudor. You mention Gatwick airport, but after Gatwick was built, the borders of (West) Sussex were altered to take in the new airport and it's surrounding countryside. East...
    Half timbering is tudor. You mention Gatwick airport, but after Gatwick was built, the borders of (West) Sussex were altered to take in the new airport and it's surrounding countryside. East Sussex also borders Kent, but I don't know that county so well. It could be any number of villages...
    Half timbering is tudor. You mention Gatwick airport, but after Gatwick was built, the borders of (West) Sussex were altered to take in the new airport and it's surrounding countryside. East Sussex also borders Kent, but I don't know that...
    Half timbering is tudor. You mention Gatwick airport, but after Gatwick was built, the borders of (West) Sussex were altered to take in the new airport and it's surrounding countryside. East...
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  14. miraflores

    £ 20 notes changing again....

    Again? The last time was three and a half years ago, so a change is always good! Do people still have money stored at home? The most we have would be a bit of shrapnel or the contents of...
    Again? The last time was three and a half years ago, so a change is always good! Do people still have money stored at home? The most we have would be a bit of shrapnel or the contents of wallets, but never notes squirrelled away.
    Again? The last time was three and a half years ago, so a change is always good! Do people still have money stored at home? The most we have would be a bit of shrapnel or the contents of wallets, but never notes squirrelled away.
    Again? The last time was three and a half years ago, so a change is always good! Do people still have money stored at home? The most we have would be a bit of shrapnel or the contents of...
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  16. Melinda

    Mary, Queen of Shops- Did anyone see it?

    Each to their own...but not if you want to make money it seems:D...That lazy little scruff bag was on the gravy train don't you think.....he soon scarpered when there was work to be done:doh: The shop...
    Each to their own...but not if you want to make money it seems:D...That lazy little scruff bag was on the gravy train don't you think.....he soon scarpered when there was work to be done:doh: The shop turned out rather well I thought,hope they do well:)
    Each to their own...but not if you want to make money it seems:D...That lazy little scruff bag was on the gravy train don't you think.....he soon scarpered when there was work to be done:doh: The shop turned out rather well I thought,hope they do well:)
    Each to their own...but not if you want to make money it seems:D...That lazy little scruff bag was on the gravy train don't you think.....he soon scarpered when there was work to be done:doh: The shop...
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  17. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Kathy3

    :flwsml: Happy Belated Birthday.
    :flwsml: Happy Belated Birthday.
    :flwsml: Happy Belated Birthday.
    :flwsml: Happy Belated Birthday.
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  18. miraflores

    broadband advice please

    Tell Virgin you're leaving them and they'll probably offer you a stupidly cheap deal. That's what they did with me, I'm now paying £10 a month for 2mb broadband, phone with free weekend + evening...
    Tell Virgin you're leaving them and they'll probably offer you a stupidly cheap deal. That's what they did with me, I'm now paying £10 a month for 2mb broadband, phone with free weekend + evening calls and the basic TV package. :gnthb:
    Tell Virgin you're leaving them and they'll probably offer you a stupidly cheap deal. That's what they did with me, I'm now paying £10 a month for 2mb broadband, phone with free weekend + evening calls and the basic TV package. :gnthb:
    Tell Virgin you're leaving them and they'll probably offer you a stupidly cheap deal. That's what they did with me, I'm now paying £10 a month for 2mb broadband, phone with free weekend + evening...
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  19. Larkshall

    More Economical Fuel

    Well done Larkshall - very satisfying. I think spreadsheets are wonderful things - I keep almost everything on them.
    Well done Larkshall - very satisfying. I think spreadsheets are wonderful things - I keep almost everything on them.
    Well done Larkshall - very satisfying. I think spreadsheets are wonderful things - I keep almost everything on them.
    Well done Larkshall - very satisfying. I think spreadsheets are wonderful things - I keep almost everything on them.
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  20. miraflores

    Devon reunions?

    check out what I found..you may be lucky!
    check out what I found..you may be lucky!
    check out what I found..you may be lucky!
    check out what I found..you may be lucky!
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