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  1. The Muppet Show

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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Surfer

    Darn crows!

    Hi surfer I have the fat balls in feeders like this, although I think the squares may be a tad smaller on mine.. After that the normal peanut & seed feeders & I also have an area under a tree...
    Hi surfer I have the fat balls in feeders like this, although I think the squares may be a tad smaller on mine.. After that the normal peanut & seed feeders & I also have an area under a tree where I put bits of apple ect, down for the blackbirds as they are nominally ground feeders.. Itry not...
    Hi surfer I have the fat balls in feeders like this, although I think the squares may be a tad smaller on mine.. After that the normal peanut & seed feeders & I also have an area under a tree where I put bits of apple ect, down for the...
    Hi surfer I have the fat balls in feeders like this, although I think the squares may be a tad smaller on mine.. After that the normal peanut & seed feeders & I also have an area under a tree...
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  2. JenBrennan

    A new job - finally!!!

    Heya,I agree they are very important questions but instead of just one garden, I now have 2 (front and back), they haven't had much attention this year to be honest, I planted some winter/spring...
    Heya,I agree they are very important questions but instead of just one garden, I now have 2 (front and back), they haven't had much attention this year to be honest, I planted some winter/spring bulbs in November (or there abouts) so there is a bit of colour out there. In the front garden...
    Heya,I agree they are very important questions but instead of just one garden, I now have 2 (front and back), they haven't had much attention this year to be honest, I planted some winter/spring bulbs in November (or there abouts) so there is a...
    Heya,I agree they are very important questions but instead of just one garden, I now have 2 (front and back), they haven't had much attention this year to be honest, I planted some winter/spring...
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  3. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Init Sister

    Belated best wishes, sorry. Hope you had a great day! cheers
    Belated best wishes, sorry. Hope you had a great day! cheers
    Belated best wishes, sorry. Hope you had a great day! cheers
    Belated best wishes, sorry. Hope you had a great day! cheers
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  4. wiseowl

    Happy birthday borrower,s

    Thanks Cap, it was the big 50! Should have been doing something wild so.....I didn't, lol. Think the bank holiday messed everyone up cos I got another card & prezzie yesterday!! cheers
    Thanks Cap, it was the big 50! Should have been doing something wild so.....I didn't, lol. Think the bank holiday messed everyone up cos I got another card & prezzie yesterday!! cheers
    Thanks Cap, it was the big 50! Should have been doing something wild so.....I didn't, lol. Think the bank holiday messed everyone up cos I got another card & prezzie yesterday!! cheers
    Thanks Cap, it was the big 50! Should have been doing something wild so.....I didn't, lol. Think the bank holiday messed everyone up cos I got another card & prezzie yesterday!! cheers
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  5. pete

    Digital TV

    OK thanks Steve and Doghouse.I will wait a while, it appears that where I live is the last area of the country to go digital, so another two years yet of **** pictures.:(
    OK thanks Steve and Doghouse.I will wait a while, it appears that where I live is the last area of the country to go digital, so another two years yet of **** pictures.:(
    OK thanks Steve and Doghouse.I will wait a while, it appears that where I live is the last area of the country to go digital, so another two years yet of **** pictures.:(
    OK thanks Steve and Doghouse.I will wait a while, it appears that where I live is the last area of the country to go digital, so another two years yet of **** pictures.:(
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  6. Gogs

    Belated Happy Birthday

    Abject apologies for missing your birthday :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: You'll just have to celebrate it again :yho: :yho: :yho: What dolly girl did you get to pose for you in your...
    Abject apologies for missing your birthday :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: You'll just have to celebrate it again :yho: :yho: :yho: What dolly girl did you get to pose for you in your profile :hehe: :flag: :luv: :luv:
    Abject apologies for missing your birthday :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: You'll just have to celebrate it again :yho: :yho: :yho: What dolly girl did you get to pose for you in your profile :hehe: :flag: :luv: :luv:
    Abject apologies for missing your birthday :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: :ntwrth: You'll just have to celebrate it again :yho: :yho: :yho: What dolly girl did you get to pose for you in your...
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  7. maksim

    The British Style

    Maxim, you are a bit of a poet. I think the 'ditch' you refer to is what we would call the 'basement', which has a little open courtyard in front of it. Sometimes there are stairs down to the...
    Maxim, you are a bit of a poet. I think the 'ditch' you refer to is what we would call the 'basement', which has a little open courtyard in front of it. Sometimes there are stairs down to the basement as well stairs up to the ground floor. On grander houses, it was the 'trade' entrance -...
    Maxim, you are a bit of a poet. I think the 'ditch' you refer to is what we would call the 'basement', which has a little open courtyard in front of it. Sometimes there are stairs down to the basement as well stairs up to the ground floor. On...
    Maxim, you are a bit of a poet. I think the 'ditch' you refer to is what we would call the 'basement', which has a little open courtyard in front of it. Sometimes there are stairs down to the...
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  8. Alice

    Repair a Bird Bath ?

    That is so sharp what you did Georgebean. I like birdbaths, the idea of them etc. Had one for couple of years. But its just more work than pleasure for me, have to clean it, change the water...
    That is so sharp what you did Georgebean. I like birdbaths, the idea of them etc. Had one for couple of years. But its just more work than pleasure for me, have to clean it, change the water (bugs) So one day it broke. Not getting it again.
    That is so sharp what you did Georgebean. I like birdbaths, the idea of them etc. Had one for couple of years. But its just more work than pleasure for me, have to clean it, change the water (bugs) So one day it broke. Not getting it again.
    That is so sharp what you did Georgebean. I like birdbaths, the idea of them etc. Had one for couple of years. But its just more work than pleasure for me, have to clean it, change the water...
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  9. Surfer

    Question on a garden room

    Hi Surfer. i was in a neighbours back garden yesterday (for the first time) and they had a new garden house and it looked great:thumb:it is very similar to Marley Farleys post (Garden Room 12)...
    Hi Surfer. i was in a neighbours back garden yesterday (for the first time) and they had a new garden house and it looked great:thumb:it is very similar to Marley Farleys post (Garden Room 12) from Norfolk Greenhouse. they said they paid around £270 for the garden house and they are highly...
    Hi Surfer. i was in a neighbours back garden yesterday (for the first time) and they had a new garden house and it looked great:thumb:it is very similar to Marley Farleys post (Garden Room 12) from Norfolk Greenhouse. they said they paid around...
    Hi Surfer. i was in a neighbours back garden yesterday (for the first time) and they had a new garden house and it looked great:thumb:it is very similar to Marley Farleys post (Garden Room 12)...
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  10. loopy lou

    Happy Birthday Jazmine

    We shall have to toast your birthday at Shineys open day! lol - Glad you had a good weekend - you deserve it!
    We shall have to toast your birthday at Shineys open day! lol - Glad you had a good weekend - you deserve it!
    We shall have to toast your birthday at Shineys open day! lol - Glad you had a good weekend - you deserve it!
    We shall have to toast your birthday at Shineys open day! lol - Glad you had a good weekend - you deserve it!
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  11. shiney

    What A Lovely Gesture

    :cl-p::cl-p::rocksn:
    :cl-p::cl-p::rocksn:
    :cl-p::cl-p::rocksn:
    :cl-p::cl-p::rocksn:
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  12. Scotkat

    Chelsea Flower Show

    If you try to get round all of the show then you will probably be exhausted by the evening. When you get your programme take time to look carefully at the plan of the main marquee. You can then...
    If you try to get round all of the show then you will probably be exhausted by the evening. When you get your programme take time to look carefully at the plan of the main marquee. You can then plan how to walk round to try and make sure that you don't miss anything. Otherwise you will be...
    If you try to get round all of the show then you will probably be exhausted by the evening. When you get your programme take time to look carefully at the plan of the main marquee. You can then plan how to walk round to try and make sure that...
    If you try to get round all of the show then you will probably be exhausted by the evening. When you get your programme take time to look carefully at the plan of the main marquee. You can then...
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  13. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday EddieJ..!!

    :thumb: Nice one Eddie..!!
    :thumb: Nice one Eddie..!!
    :thumb: Nice one Eddie..!!
    :thumb: Nice one Eddie..!!
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  14. Marley Farley

    A HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dag..!!

    Hi David, Sorry I missed your birthday :o :dh::dh::ntwrth: Hope you had a great one :yho::yho::yho:
    Hi David, Sorry I missed your birthday :o :dh::dh::ntwrth: Hope you had a great one :yho::yho::yho:
    Hi David, Sorry I missed your birthday :o :dh::dh::ntwrth: Hope you had a great one :yho::yho::yho:
    Hi David, Sorry I missed your birthday :o :dh::dh::ntwrth: Hope you had a great one :yho::yho::yho:
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  15. roders

    Happy Birthday Freddy.

    I also missed it. :snz: :dh: Happy birthday :yho::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    I also missed it. :snz: :dh: Happy birthday :yho::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    I also missed it. :snz: :dh: Happy birthday :yho::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    I also missed it. :snz: :dh: Happy birthday :yho::hpbthd::hpbthd:
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  16. loopy lou

    test

    A lot of people have told me I'm revolting!! :hehe: :rotfl:
    A lot of people have told me I'm revolting!! :hehe: :rotfl:
    A lot of people have told me I'm revolting!! :hehe: :rotfl:
    A lot of people have told me I'm revolting!! :hehe: :rotfl:
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  17. loopy lou

    sad news

    So sorry to hear your sad news.
    So sorry to hear your sad news.
    So sorry to hear your sad news.
    So sorry to hear your sad news.
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  18. Daisies

    jjordie's moving house tomorrow

    Great news, jjordie :gnthb:. I hope you settle in quickly in your new home and can relax with good neighbours. :)
    Great news, jjordie :gnthb:. I hope you settle in quickly in your new home and can relax with good neighbours. :)
    Great news, jjordie :gnthb:. I hope you settle in quickly in your new home and can relax with good neighbours. :)
    Great news, jjordie :gnthb:. I hope you settle in quickly in your new home and can relax with good neighbours. :)
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  19. Freedom_Spark

    Mable the Muscovy on the greenhouse roof.

    Awww, I was just browsing & I saw my pic of younger Mable, she's grown up a bit, here she is enjoying the sun this evening and having a snooze with Monty.
    Awww, I was just browsing & I saw my pic of younger Mable, she's grown up a bit, here she is enjoying the sun this evening and having a snooze with Monty.
    Awww, I was just browsing & I saw my pic of younger Mable, she's grown up a bit, here she is enjoying the sun this evening and having a snooze with Monty.
    Awww, I was just browsing & I saw my pic of younger Mable, she's grown up a bit, here she is enjoying the sun this evening and having a snooze with Monty.
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  20. Sussexgardener

    Self employed and renting an apartment

    Aaron - I don't know the answer.But I remember a bit of advice I was given by a friend who wanted to borrow £500,000 a long time ago to buy a business. He said that he went to about a dozen...
    Aaron - I don't know the answer.But I remember a bit of advice I was given by a friend who wanted to borrow £500,000 a long time ago to buy a business. He said that he went to about a dozen banks. The first bank he went to was one he didn't want to borrow money from. They tore him to shreds...
    Aaron - I don't know the answer.But I remember a bit of advice I was given by a friend who wanted to borrow £500,000 a long time ago to buy a business. He said that he went to about a dozen banks. The first bank he went to was one he didn't...
    Aaron - I don't know the answer.But I remember a bit of advice I was given by a friend who wanted to borrow £500,000 a long time ago to buy a business. He said that he went to about a dozen...
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