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  1. wiseowl

    Bus on Fire

    Thats a nasty one woo.As someone who has followed one of these buses at 20mph, (every morning on the way to work no less), I cant think what it was doing on a motorway, other than causing...
    Thats a nasty one woo.As someone who has followed one of these buses at 20mph, (every morning on the way to work no less), I cant think what it was doing on a motorway, other than causing havoc before the fire. I'm guessing the driver exceeded 35mph.:lollol:Now I suspect the M2 will be...
    Thats a nasty one woo.As someone who has followed one of these buses at 20mph, (every morning on the way to work no less), I cant think what it was doing on a motorway, other than causing havoc before the fire. I'm guessing the driver...
    Thats a nasty one woo.As someone who has followed one of these buses at 20mph, (every morning on the way to work no less), I cant think what it was doing on a motorway, other than causing...
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  2. pete

    Did someone mention an election?

    Cameron says he can save a lot on IT. Well, get rid of MicroSoft in Government Departments, Public Services and Education, job done.We would not be leading the way, unfortunately, as the French...
    Cameron says he can save a lot on IT. Well, get rid of MicroSoft in Government Departments, Public Services and Education, job done.We would not be leading the way, unfortunately, as the French have already started it.
    Cameron says he can save a lot on IT. Well, get rid of MicroSoft in Government Departments, Public Services and Education, job done.We would not be leading the way, unfortunately, as the French have already started it.
    Cameron says he can save a lot on IT. Well, get rid of MicroSoft in Government Departments, Public Services and Education, job done.We would not be leading the way, unfortunately, as the French...
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  3. Larkshall

    It's a joke!

    Ah, well, the election has been called and truth has gone into hibernation.
    Ah, well, the election has been called and truth has gone into hibernation.
    Ah, well, the election has been called and truth has gone into hibernation.
    Ah, well, the election has been called and truth has gone into hibernation.
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  4. roders

    APRIL 1st...

    38 years!! Less for murder, only joking but it's what my brother used to say! Seriously, congratulations u two. Nice to hear in this day and age. Best thing about grandchildren - you can hand...
    38 years!! Less for murder, only joking but it's what my brother used to say! Seriously, congratulations u two. Nice to hear in this day and age. Best thing about grandchildren - you can hand them back,lol. Bet it was a brilliant day, to be together is the best! Goodness I've got all...
    38 years!! Less for murder, only joking but it's what my brother used to say! Seriously, congratulations u two. Nice to hear in this day and age. Best thing about grandchildren - you can hand them back,lol. Bet it was a brilliant day, to...
    38 years!! Less for murder, only joking but it's what my brother used to say! Seriously, congratulations u two. Nice to hear in this day and age. Best thing about grandchildren - you can hand...
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  5. Steve R

    Button hurt in tragic F1 accident, No help was available.

    :gnthb::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    :gnthb::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    :gnthb::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    :gnthb::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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  6. borrowers

    Hello all, remember me

    Welcome back to you too NG.:)
    Welcome back to you too NG.:)
    Welcome back to you too NG.:)
    Welcome back to you too NG.:)
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  7. capney

    Dirty Groat

    I thought you meant a dirty goat! The bleach and toothbrush works well - lots of elbow grease required.
    I thought you meant a dirty goat! The bleach and toothbrush works well - lots of elbow grease required.
    I thought you meant a dirty goat! The bleach and toothbrush works well - lots of elbow grease required.
    I thought you meant a dirty goat! The bleach and toothbrush works well - lots of elbow grease required.
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  8. Steve R

    Useful tool - Google Street View

    I've said it before, but be more afraid of the plethora of CCTV around everywhere than Google Streetview. With the latter, a lot of the pics are several months old and are probably out of date....
    I've said it before, but be more afraid of the plethora of CCTV around everywhere than Google Streetview. With the latter, a lot of the pics are several months old and are probably out of date. CCTV is here, right now and watching.
    I've said it before, but be more afraid of the plethora of CCTV around everywhere than Google Streetview. With the latter, a lot of the pics are several months old and are probably out of date. CCTV is here, right now and watching.
    I've said it before, but be more afraid of the plethora of CCTV around everywhere than Google Streetview. With the latter, a lot of the pics are several months old and are probably out of date....
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  9. music

    The thieving gits!

    how horrible for you music, i have big stones and rocks in my front garden - am thinking of moving them cos i am very fond of them a pox on the thieves i say- hope they get some karma nasty...
    how horrible for you music, i have big stones and rocks in my front garden - am thinking of moving them cos i am very fond of them a pox on the thieves i say- hope they get some karma nasty people loopy
    how horrible for you music, i have big stones and rocks in my front garden - am thinking of moving them cos i am very fond of them a pox on the thieves i say- hope they get some karma nasty people loopy
    how horrible for you music, i have big stones and rocks in my front garden - am thinking of moving them cos i am very fond of them a pox on the thieves i say- hope they get some karma nasty...
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  10. RandyRos

    Screw the energy companies!!!

    It's worth having a look atit's just about the easiest comparison tool out there at the moment
    It's worth having a look atit's just about the easiest comparison tool out there at the moment
    It's worth having a look atit's just about the easiest comparison tool out there at the moment
    It's worth having a look atit's just about the easiest comparison tool out there at the moment
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  11. Alice

    The budget

    Have you ever thought of the billions going out of this country to Microsoft and its "partners". Maybe if there was a big shift to Linux systems it would help the National economy. I worked all my...
    Have you ever thought of the billions going out of this country to Microsoft and its "partners". Maybe if there was a big shift to Linux systems it would help the National economy. I worked all my life for my pensions, which is enough to exist on, I see no point in subscribing to Bill Gates...
    Have you ever thought of the billions going out of this country to Microsoft and its "partners". Maybe if there was a big shift to Linux systems it would help the National economy. I worked all my life for my pensions, which is enough to exist...
    Have you ever thought of the billions going out of this country to Microsoft and its "partners". Maybe if there was a big shift to Linux systems it would help the National economy. I worked all my...
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  12. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Chrislovestogarden

    Thanks Jazmine and Penny, I also got some garden centre vouchers from my dad so I'm a very happy boy! I think I'll be spending this Saturday at the garden centre. Chris
    Thanks Jazmine and Penny, I also got some garden centre vouchers from my dad so I'm a very happy boy! I think I'll be spending this Saturday at the garden centre. Chris
    Thanks Jazmine and Penny, I also got some garden centre vouchers from my dad so I'm a very happy boy! I think I'll be spending this Saturday at the garden centre. Chris
    Thanks Jazmine and Penny, I also got some garden centre vouchers from my dad so I'm a very happy boy! I think I'll be spending this Saturday at the garden centre. Chris
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  13. Victoria

    Deodorant / Anti-Bacterial Soaps

    Alice, I bathe daily (and it is the solid soap I was referring to) but use an anti-perspirant following as I like to keep dry and fresh all day. :cool:
    Alice, I bathe daily (and it is the solid soap I was referring to) but use an anti-perspirant following as I like to keep dry and fresh all day. :cool:
    Alice, I bathe daily (and it is the solid soap I was referring to) but use an anti-perspirant following as I like to keep dry and fresh all day. :cool:
    Alice, I bathe daily (and it is the solid soap I was referring to) but use an anti-perspirant following as I like to keep dry and fresh all day. :cool:
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  14. maksim

    That "spring" in Saint Valentine's Day 1998

    :dh: Funnily enough I do remember it Maksim... We had friends over for my cousin's birthday (yes the 14th) & we were all sat outside in the garden in the afternoon in T-shirts remarking how we...
    :dh: Funnily enough I do remember it Maksim... We had friends over for my cousin's birthday (yes the 14th) & we were all sat outside in the garden in the afternoon in T-shirts remarking how we could not remember his birthday hanving such a summer's day warmth & feel to it ever before & we still...
    :dh: Funnily enough I do remember it Maksim... We had friends over for my cousin's birthday (yes the 14th) & we were all sat outside in the garden in the afternoon in T-shirts remarking how we could not remember his birthday hanving such a...
    :dh: Funnily enough I do remember it Maksim... We had friends over for my cousin's birthday (yes the 14th) & we were all sat outside in the garden in the afternoon in T-shirts remarking how we...
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  15. strongylodon

    Holidays... where are you going?

    Since I work at Milan airport, I cannot go on holidays at the times when people use to go (easter holidays, summer, etc.). On those periods, the airports are very busy and we the airport-workers...
    Since I work at Milan airport, I cannot go on holidays at the times when people use to go (easter holidays, summer, etc.). On those periods, the airports are very busy and we the airport-workers have no holidays... :mad:. Accordingly I have just had one-week holiday at the and of february. I spent it...
    Since I work at Milan airport, I cannot go on holidays at the times when people use to go (easter holidays, summer, etc.). On those periods, the airports are very busy and we the airport-workers have no holidays... :mad:. Accordingly I have just had...
    Since I work at Milan airport, I cannot go on holidays at the times when people use to go (easter holidays, summer, etc.). On those periods, the airports are very busy and we the airport-workers...
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  16. EddieJ

    YouTube clips to cheer you up and make you smile

    Have another.:)
    Have another.:)
    Have another.:)
    Have another.:)
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  17. Marley Farley

    What a Wonderful Gesture.. !!

    Coo Stavelot, what a nice place to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon.:) If funds permitted, I have also fancied buying the derelict hotel that's at Coo, and turn it into a dedicated bikers cafe and...
    Coo Stavelot, what a nice place to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon.:) If funds permitted, I have also fancied buying the derelict hotel that's at Coo, and turn it into a dedicated bikers cafe and hotel. With Coo being such a mecca for Belgium motorcyclists, the other hotels are missing some very...
    Coo Stavelot, what a nice place to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon.:) If funds permitted, I have also fancied buying the derelict hotel that's at Coo, and turn it into a dedicated bikers cafe and hotel. With Coo being such a mecca for Belgium...
    Coo Stavelot, what a nice place to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon.:) If funds permitted, I have also fancied buying the derelict hotel that's at Coo, and turn it into a dedicated bikers cafe and...
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  18. rickfc

    Little red light, new camera

    :lollol: Aww Steve.. :lollol:
    :lollol: Aww Steve.. :lollol:
    :lollol: Aww Steve.. :lollol:
    :lollol: Aww Steve.. :lollol:
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  19. Steve R

    Avalanche in Patterdale, Cumbria

    Another avalanche in Cumbria...this time Borrowdale..thankfully no one hurt. Read here.. Steve
    Another avalanche in Cumbria...this time Borrowdale..thankfully no one hurt. Read here.. Steve
    Another avalanche in Cumbria...this time Borrowdale..thankfully no one hurt. Read here.. Steve
    Another avalanche in Cumbria...this time Borrowdale..thankfully no one hurt. Read here.. Steve
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  20. has bean counter

    Location, location, location

    I totally agree with having "an advisary" explaining the benefits of showing ones geographic location - I certainly need folks to know where I am as the winters have a reasonable amount of sun but...
    I totally agree with having "an advisary" explaining the benefits of showing ones geographic location - I certainly need folks to know where I am as the winters have a reasonable amount of sun but the temp is very cold and the ground is rock solid from November until about now - at least that is...
    I totally agree with having "an advisary" explaining the benefits of showing ones geographic location - I certainly need folks to know where I am as the winters have a reasonable amount of sun but the temp is very cold and the ground is rock...
    I totally agree with having "an advisary" explaining the benefits of showing ones geographic location - I certainly need folks to know where I am as the winters have a reasonable amount of sun but...
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