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  1. shiney

    Print Your Own Valentines Card

    :D:D I even gave Mrs Pal the card in a second hand envelope....Very quickly followed by the real one!:luv::luv:.....:thumb:All's well.
    :D:D I even gave Mrs Pal the card in a second hand envelope....Very quickly followed by the real one!:luv::luv:.....:thumb:All's well.
    :D:D I even gave Mrs Pal the card in a second hand envelope....Very quickly followed by the real one!:luv::luv:.....:thumb:All's well.
    :D:D I even gave Mrs Pal the card in a second hand envelope....Very quickly followed by the real one!:luv::luv:.....:thumb:All's well.
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  2. Lyn

    A lovely day out

    Hi Lyn, I am a bit late but I am glad you had a lovely day.
    Hi Lyn, I am a bit late but I am glad you had a lovely day.
    Hi Lyn, I am a bit late but I am glad you had a lovely day.
    Hi Lyn, I am a bit late but I am glad you had a lovely day.
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  3. shiney

    Amazing Timing

    AMAZING!!!! FANTASTIC!!! COORDINATION PERFECT!!! EXCELLENT LIGHTING/SHADOWS. AND BEAUTIFUL DANCERS .this would be a class act if these people could hear,but to be deaf and do this" WONDERFUL...
    AMAZING!!!! FANTASTIC!!! COORDINATION PERFECT!!! EXCELLENT LIGHTING/SHADOWS. AND BEAUTIFUL DANCERS .this would be a class act if these people could hear,but to be deaf and do this" WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE" " IS SIMPLY ,OUT OF THIS WORLD ".:gnthb: thanks for sharing Shiney. ...
    AMAZING!!!! FANTASTIC!!! COORDINATION PERFECT!!! EXCELLENT LIGHTING/SHADOWS. AND BEAUTIFUL DANCERS .this would be a class act if these people could hear,but to be deaf and do this" WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE" " IS SIMPLY ,OUT OF THIS WORLD...
    AMAZING!!!! FANTASTIC!!! COORDINATION PERFECT!!! EXCELLENT LIGHTING/SHADOWS. AND BEAUTIFUL DANCERS .this would be a class act if these people could hear,but to be deaf and do this" WONDERFUL...
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  4. music

    Hard fruit

    Haha, well, there are days where I think that would've been a choice I passed up on - but then.......the little halos re-emerge and I feel guilty for such thoughts! With one just out of...
    Haha, well, there are days where I think that would've been a choice I passed up on - but then.......the little halos re-emerge and I feel guilty for such thoughts! With one just out of university, another just starting - 'money for us'......what is that???? Thought of this thread this...
    Haha, well, there are days where I think that would've been a choice I passed up on - but then.......the little halos re-emerge and I feel guilty for such thoughts! With one just out of university, another just starting - 'money for...
    Haha, well, there are days where I think that would've been a choice I passed up on - but then.......the little halos re-emerge and I feel guilty for such thoughts! With one just out of...
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  5. Jazmine

    Charity single for Haiti

    Thank you for putting that up, Lovely ... I actually had not seen it as I've been busy lately. A favourite song of mine and most of the artists favourties as well.
    Thank you for putting that up, Lovely ... I actually had not seen it as I've been busy lately. A favourite song of mine and most of the artists favourties as well.
    Thank you for putting that up, Lovely ... I actually had not seen it as I've been busy lately. A favourite song of mine and most of the artists favourties as well.
    Thank you for putting that up, Lovely ... I actually had not seen it as I've been busy lately. A favourite song of mine and most of the artists favourties as well.
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  6. Steve R

    Wedding trailer

    Wow, what a show. Maybe they will do a follow-up with the wedding.
    Wow, what a show. Maybe they will do a follow-up with the wedding.
    Wow, what a show. Maybe they will do a follow-up with the wedding.
    Wow, what a show. Maybe they will do a follow-up with the wedding.
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  7. Daisies

    Van driver fined for blowing his nose!

    I have spent a good few hours over the last 6 months sat in Police station front desks observing their Desk Staff for their NVQ'a.They are getting lots and lots of people coming in to produce...
    I have spent a good few hours over the last 6 months sat in Police station front desks observing their Desk Staff for their NVQ'a.They are getting lots and lots of people coming in to produce documents for points for using their mobiles phones whilst driving.The staff say they get far...
    I have spent a good few hours over the last 6 months sat in Police station front desks observing their Desk Staff for their NVQ'a.They are getting lots and lots of people coming in to produce documents for points for using their mobiles...
    I have spent a good few hours over the last 6 months sat in Police station front desks observing their Desk Staff for their NVQ'a.They are getting lots and lots of people coming in to produce...
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  8. Jazmine

    Nuisance phone calls

    Hec; that ThinkJessica web site is quite an eye opener, it's terrible that so many people will take advantage of the old and vunerable :mad:
    Hec; that ThinkJessica web site is quite an eye opener, it's terrible that so many people will take advantage of the old and vunerable :mad:
    Hec; that ThinkJessica web site is quite an eye opener, it's terrible that so many people will take advantage of the old and vunerable :mad:
    Hec; that ThinkJessica web site is quite an eye opener, it's terrible that so many people will take advantage of the old and vunerable :mad:
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  9. Doghouse Riley

    Yesterday's Google Home Page

    I've always enjoyed Norman Rockwell prints. Have a few back in our attic at home in Canada that were hung on walls. Always used to get calendar each year as well. I think that it was possibly...
    I've always enjoyed Norman Rockwell prints. Have a few back in our attic at home in Canada that were hung on walls. Always used to get calendar each year as well. I think that it was possibly his illustrations that gave the expression 'a picture is worth a thousand words'......thanks for...
    I've always enjoyed Norman Rockwell prints. Have a few back in our attic at home in Canada that were hung on walls. Always used to get calendar each year as well. I think that it was possibly his illustrations that gave the expression 'a...
    I've always enjoyed Norman Rockwell prints. Have a few back in our attic at home in Canada that were hung on walls. Always used to get calendar each year as well. I think that it was possibly...
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  10. noelthompson

    Cornish Identity Survey

    A final message and thank you to all those who have taken the survey. The survey will be closing at the end of this month (February), so anyone eligible who hasn't taken it, please do, the more I...
    A final message and thank you to all those who have taken the survey. The survey will be closing at the end of this month (February), so anyone eligible who hasn't taken it, please do, the more I get the more accurate the survey! Thank you again. Noel Thompson
    A final message and thank you to all those who have taken the survey. The survey will be closing at the end of this month (February), so anyone eligible who hasn't taken it, please do, the more I get the more accurate the survey! Thank you...
    A final message and thank you to all those who have taken the survey. The survey will be closing at the end of this month (February), so anyone eligible who hasn't taken it, please do, the more I...
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  11. Hartley Botanic

    Gary Neville applies to build flower-shaped home.

    What a ridiculous design, all that concrete - no way can that be carbon zero, why does it need to be so big for just for one person - I hope the planners show some common sense and throw it out....
    What a ridiculous design, all that concrete - no way can that be carbon zero, why does it need to be so big for just for one person - I hope the planners show some common sense and throw it out. If ever there was an example as to why footballers are needlessly overpaid this is it.
    What a ridiculous design, all that concrete - no way can that be carbon zero, why does it need to be so big for just for one person - I hope the planners show some common sense and throw it out. If ever there was an example as to why footballers...
    What a ridiculous design, all that concrete - no way can that be carbon zero, why does it need to be so big for just for one person - I hope the planners show some common sense and throw it out....
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  12. Kathy3

    dreadful week

    Glad to hear he is on the mend. All things pass-including bad times..................and gall stones.
    Glad to hear he is on the mend. All things pass-including bad times..................and gall stones.
    Glad to hear he is on the mend. All things pass-including bad times..................and gall stones.
    Glad to hear he is on the mend. All things pass-including bad times..................and gall stones.
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  13. redstar

    Belize

    Thanks Shiney. We will be staying in a resort called "Cuxlin ha Village, don't know the town name, but its 203 miles south of Belize. So far as we are now reserved there this resort seems to want...
    Thanks Shiney. We will be staying in a resort called "Cuxlin ha Village, don't know the town name, but its 203 miles south of Belize. So far as we are now reserved there this resort seems to want are stay to be great, several email have been coming are way from them about what to do, tours etc....
    Thanks Shiney. We will be staying in a resort called "Cuxlin ha Village, don't know the town name, but its 203 miles south of Belize. So far as we are now reserved there this resort seems to want are stay to be great, several email have been...
    Thanks Shiney. We will be staying in a resort called "Cuxlin ha Village, don't know the town name, but its 203 miles south of Belize. So far as we are now reserved there this resort seems to want...
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  14. Larkshall

    We've gone all electric

    I've done what I can, but our building will be demolished when I've finished with it. Not enough roof space to put any more insulation in, wall cavities (timber framed building) filled with...
    I've done what I can, but our building will be demolished when I've finished with it. Not enough roof space to put any more insulation in, wall cavities (timber framed building) filled with fibreglass matting, windows double glazed. E.ON quoted one price but I see that they have charged me a...
    I've done what I can, but our building will be demolished when I've finished with it. Not enough roof space to put any more insulation in, wall cavities (timber framed building) filled with fibreglass matting, windows double glazed. E.ON quoted...
    I've done what I can, but our building will be demolished when I've finished with it. Not enough roof space to put any more insulation in, wall cavities (timber framed building) filled with...
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  15. sedum

    Uses for padded envelopes?

    My Dad had all sorts of uses for these envelopes, particularly in his greenhouse. In summer he'd pop a plant into a large envelope, give it a good water and go away for a couple of days without...
    My Dad had all sorts of uses for these envelopes, particularly in his greenhouse. In summer he'd pop a plant into a large envelope, give it a good water and go away for a couple of days without having to worry about watering it. In winter, he'd use them as 'insulation' for individual plants.
    My Dad had all sorts of uses for these envelopes, particularly in his greenhouse. In summer he'd pop a plant into a large envelope, give it a good water and go away for a couple of days without having to worry about watering it. In winter,...
    My Dad had all sorts of uses for these envelopes, particularly in his greenhouse. In summer he'd pop a plant into a large envelope, give it a good water and go away for a couple of days without...
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  16. Victoria Plum

    Changed name

    Hi Victoria Plum welcome back under you new Nom de Plum:hehe: (e)thanks for letting us know :)
    Hi Victoria Plum welcome back under you new Nom de Plum:hehe: (e)thanks for letting us know :)
    Hi Victoria Plum welcome back under you new Nom de Plum:hehe: (e)thanks for letting us know :)
    Hi Victoria Plum welcome back under you new Nom de Plum:hehe: (e)thanks for letting us know :)
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  17. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Hec

    Thank you all again.I'm having a night in tonight before my meal tomorrowCan't cope with too many nights out any more - and I only had one glass of wine last night as I was driving
    Thank you all again.I'm having a night in tonight before my meal tomorrowCan't cope with too many nights out any more - and I only had one glass of wine last night as I was driving
    Thank you all again.I'm having a night in tonight before my meal tomorrowCan't cope with too many nights out any more - and I only had one glass of wine last night as I was driving
    Thank you all again.I'm having a night in tonight before my meal tomorrowCan't cope with too many nights out any more - and I only had one glass of wine last night as I was driving
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  18. JWK

    Free Tea and Biscuits and Crisps!

    jazmine i am in the same boat as you loopy
    jazmine i am in the same boat as you loopy
    jazmine i am in the same boat as you loopy
    jazmine i am in the same boat as you loopy
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  19. Larkshall

    Will the Scots raid the Border Counties?

    THe only ones to benefit from the crash are those who gambled away our money,how clever gambling with others money and being rewarded for losing.I hope they do go elsewhere,they'r rubbish.Bet they...
    THe only ones to benefit from the crash are those who gambled away our money,how clever gambling with others money and being rewarded for losing.I hope they do go elsewhere,they'r rubbish.Bet they are glad they are not in China ,they,d be spare parts now.
    THe only ones to benefit from the crash are those who gambled away our money,how clever gambling with others money and being rewarded for losing.I hope they do go elsewhere,they'r rubbish.Bet they are glad they are not in China ,they,d be spare...
    THe only ones to benefit from the crash are those who gambled away our money,how clever gambling with others money and being rewarded for losing.I hope they do go elsewhere,they'r rubbish.Bet they...
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  20. Marley Farley

    Had some shocking news........Now some Good....!!!!!!!!

    Have only just seen this posting today, Marley. I'm so glad that your friend is safe and it is heart-warming to hear of people still being pulled from the ruins alive. Yes, the people there are...
    Have only just seen this posting today, Marley. I'm so glad that your friend is safe and it is heart-warming to hear of people still being pulled from the ruins alive. Yes, the people there are tougher than we are and I am sure that they will pick up and get on with their lives again quicker...
    Have only just seen this posting today, Marley. I'm so glad that your friend is safe and it is heart-warming to hear of people still being pulled from the ruins alive. Yes, the people there are tougher than we are and I am sure that they will...
    Have only just seen this posting today, Marley. I'm so glad that your friend is safe and it is heart-warming to hear of people still being pulled from the ruins alive. Yes, the people there are...
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