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  1. music

    new google earth

    HI Jazmine it is a small world now with the computer. i was on GOOGLE EARTH tonight and i was in TASMANIA AUSTRALIA. my brother moved there many years ago,i have been several times. i was there a...
    HI Jazmine it is a small world now with the computer. i was on GOOGLE EARTH tonight and i was in TASMANIA AUSTRALIA. my brother moved there many years ago,i have been several times. i was there a couple of years ago . i found his street and his house in detail within minutes on GOOGLE EARTH , ...
    HI Jazmine it is a small world now with the computer. i was on GOOGLE EARTH tonight and i was in TASMANIA AUSTRALIA. my brother moved there many years ago,i have been several times. i was there a couple of years ago . i found his street and his...
    HI Jazmine it is a small world now with the computer. i was on GOOGLE EARTH tonight and i was in TASMANIA AUSTRALIA. my brother moved there many years ago,i have been several times. i was there a...
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  2. Lyn

    I must be getting old

    couple of weeks ago, i was picking out my horse selections ,as i usually do in the afternoon . i was interrupted and had to answer the door .on my return i was going to write down my selections !...
    couple of weeks ago, i was picking out my horse selections ,as i usually do in the afternoon . i was interrupted and had to answer the door .on my return i was going to write down my selections ! but could not find my glasses. i looked all over the kitchen, went upstairs checked the bedrooms,...
    couple of weeks ago, i was picking out my horse selections ,as i usually do in the afternoon . i was interrupted and had to answer the door .on my return i was going to write down my selections ! but could not find my glasses. i looked all over...
    couple of weeks ago, i was picking out my horse selections ,as i usually do in the afternoon . i was interrupted and had to answer the door .on my return i was going to write down my selections !...
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  3. capney

    Stranded...!

    i understand, according to the local radio this was the pub that was used in the tv advert for EVEREST double glazing. before they were down to their last barrel at the pub, if EVEREST had done...
    i understand, according to the local radio this was the pub that was used in the tv advert for EVEREST double glazing. before they were down to their last barrel at the pub, if EVEREST had done a bit of clever pr work and supplied a copter:cool: load of free beer etc they could have had a brilliant...
    i understand, according to the local radio this was the pub that was used in the tv advert for EVEREST double glazing. before they were down to their last barrel at the pub, if EVEREST had done a bit of clever pr work and supplied a copter:cool:...
    i understand, according to the local radio this was the pub that was used in the tv advert for EVEREST double glazing. before they were down to their last barrel at the pub, if EVEREST had done...
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  4. leaves

    Too cold to bring out the snow ploughs

    LOL - easy quotas for them this month then eh? Figures.......I hope they all fight the ticket and win - The council can't provide safe roads that are gritted, cars get stuck, council profits on...
    LOL - easy quotas for them this month then eh? Figures.......I hope they all fight the ticket and win - The council can't provide safe roads that are gritted, cars get stuck, council profits on parking fines.......doesn't sound much different than down here in England!
    LOL - easy quotas for them this month then eh? Figures.......I hope they all fight the ticket and win - The council can't provide safe roads that are gritted, cars get stuck, council profits on parking fines.......doesn't sound much different...
    LOL - easy quotas for them this month then eh? Figures.......I hope they all fight the ticket and win - The council can't provide safe roads that are gritted, cars get stuck, council profits on...
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  5. capney

    Dying for a pea....

    I hope your not bragging.:lollol:
    I hope your not bragging.:lollol:
    I hope your not bragging.:lollol:
    I hope your not bragging.:lollol:
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  6. Hec

    Road Train

    I suppose the people who come up with these ideas have to earn their money somehow!! What a load of pooh.
    I suppose the people who come up with these ideas have to earn their money somehow!! What a load of pooh.
    I suppose the people who come up with these ideas have to earn their money somehow!! What a load of pooh.
    I suppose the people who come up with these ideas have to earn their money somehow!! What a load of pooh.
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  7. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday

    :dh:Sorry I missed this! :hpbthd:...Best Wishes from all of the Pal's:gnthb:
    :dh:Sorry I missed this! :hpbthd:...Best Wishes from all of the Pal's:gnthb:
    :dh:Sorry I missed this! :hpbthd:...Best Wishes from all of the Pal's:gnthb:
    :dh:Sorry I missed this! :hpbthd:...Best Wishes from all of the Pal's:gnthb:
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  8. redstar

    Recipe for a New Year

    Hi Redstar Lovely Sentiment and very true .Thank you :)
    Hi Redstar Lovely Sentiment and very true .Thank you :)
    Hi Redstar Lovely Sentiment and very true .Thank you :)
    Hi Redstar Lovely Sentiment and very true .Thank you :)
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  9. rosa

    Happy New Year Everyone

    Happy New Year to all my friends on GC!!! :yho: 02
    Happy New Year to all my friends on GC!!! :yho: 02
    Happy New Year to all my friends on GC!!! :yho: 02
    Happy New Year to all my friends on GC!!! :yho: 02
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  10. Jazmine

    New Years Resolutions.

    To be ME at all times and never change ... to continue to enjoy the music I love and dance when I feel free to on my own when I want to ... to enjoy the garden I made in my retirement years and...
    To be ME at all times and never change ... to continue to enjoy the music I love and dance when I feel free to on my own when I want to ... to enjoy the garden I made in my retirement years and enjoy it whilst I sit and read amidst the wonders I created from nothing, to enjoy my creative hobbies...
    To be ME at all times and never change ... to continue to enjoy the music I love and dance when I feel free to on my own when I want to ... to enjoy the garden I made in my retirement years and enjoy it whilst I sit and read amidst the wonders I...
    To be ME at all times and never change ... to continue to enjoy the music I love and dance when I feel free to on my own when I want to ... to enjoy the garden I made in my retirement years and...
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  11. roders

    Thank the Lord for Strictly

    Over the holidays we spent a couple of days with friends of ours here who live up in the mountains as it was her 63rd birthday. It was wonderful with the torrential rain outside and a roaring fire...
    Over the holidays we spent a couple of days with friends of ours here who live up in the mountains as it was her 63rd birthday. It was wonderful with the torrential rain outside and a roaring fire inside. We danced to 60s/70s music.We have known what these people did before they retired but...
    Over the holidays we spent a couple of days with friends of ours here who live up in the mountains as it was her 63rd birthday. It was wonderful with the torrential rain outside and a roaring fire inside. We danced to 60s/70s music.We have...
    Over the holidays we spent a couple of days with friends of ours here who live up in the mountains as it was her 63rd birthday. It was wonderful with the torrential rain outside and a roaring fire...
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  12. wiseowl

    Email from a Stranger

    I used to get lots of that kind of junk from Nigeria. Blimmin' nuisances.
    I used to get lots of that kind of junk from Nigeria. Blimmin' nuisances.
    I used to get lots of that kind of junk from Nigeria. Blimmin' nuisances.
    I used to get lots of that kind of junk from Nigeria. Blimmin' nuisances.
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  13. Lyn

    Massive sort out

    hope this is not a ladies only thread ??? i also love style i have had ties and shirts for years , i was on line two weeks ago and came across a style i wore years ago "PIN COLLAR SHIRTS" i...
    hope this is not a ladies only thread ??? i also love style i have had ties and shirts for years , i was on line two weeks ago and came across a style i wore years ago "PIN COLLAR SHIRTS" i thought they looked so smart, in a good suit. i ordered a white shirt and white tie from a company.it...
    hope this is not a ladies only thread ??? i also love style i have had ties and shirts for years , i was on line two weeks ago and came across a style i wore years ago "PIN COLLAR SHIRTS" i thought they looked so smart, in a good suit. i ordered...
    hope this is not a ladies only thread ??? i also love style i have had ties and shirts for years , i was on line two weeks ago and came across a style i wore years ago "PIN COLLAR SHIRTS" i...
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  14. nathan7

    parking hazard

    I seem to remember something along those lines actually happened in Holland I believe.You could take a bike and leave it where you were going, for another user.I think they all got...
    I seem to remember something along those lines actually happened in Holland I believe.You could take a bike and leave it where you were going, for another user.I think they all got nicked. Nice to know its not just over here that are dishonest:lollol:
    I seem to remember something along those lines actually happened in Holland I believe.You could take a bike and leave it where you were going, for another user.I think they all got nicked. Nice to know its not just over here that are...
    I seem to remember something along those lines actually happened in Holland I believe.You could take a bike and leave it where you were going, for another user.I think they all got...
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  15. rosa

    Rosas Christmas Corner

    Hi Rosa, Santa appeared in the dining room at Christmas day evening meal. He sat in the corner and called the childrens names out. I waited till they had all finished then asked if I could sit on...
    Hi Rosa, Santa appeared in the dining room at Christmas day evening meal. He sat in the corner and called the childrens names out. I waited till they had all finished then asked if I could sit on his lap. I think hubby despairs of me :lollol: Oh and I set the quiz paper alight with the table...
    Hi Rosa, Santa appeared in the dining room at Christmas day evening meal. He sat in the corner and called the childrens names out. I waited till they had all finished then asked if I could sit on his lap. I think hubby despairs of me :lollol: Oh...
    Hi Rosa, Santa appeared in the dining room at Christmas day evening meal. He sat in the corner and called the childrens names out. I waited till they had all finished then asked if I could sit on...
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  16. Doghouse Riley

    Araghi Bianchi

    :wink: We'll let you off DH as we all have our little shall we say foibles...!!:hehe: Nice to see though none the less thanks for sharing... :D
    :wink: We'll let you off DH as we all have our little shall we say foibles...!!:hehe: Nice to see though none the less thanks for sharing... :D
    :wink: We'll let you off DH as we all have our little shall we say foibles...!!:hehe: Nice to see though none the less thanks for sharing... :D
    :wink: We'll let you off DH as we all have our little shall we say foibles...!!:hehe: Nice to see though none the less thanks for sharing... :D
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  17. roders

    Happy birthday pamsdish

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAM :hpbthd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAM :hpbthd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAM :hpbthd:
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAM :hpbthd:
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  18. Scotkat

    Happy Christmas

    Happy Christmas everyone!!! Hope you had a good one. with love from 02 XXX
    Happy Christmas everyone!!! Hope you had a good one. with love from 02 XXX
    Happy Christmas everyone!!! Hope you had a good one. with love from 02 XXX
    Happy Christmas everyone!!! Hope you had a good one. with love from 02 XXX
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  19. Doghouse Riley

    What's your desktop background?

    Right now, its changing with pictures from Key West, Florida, showing the ocean, palm trees, beach etc. Kinda runs through 10 or so similar sites.
    Right now, its changing with pictures from Key West, Florida, showing the ocean, palm trees, beach etc. Kinda runs through 10 or so similar sites.
    Right now, its changing with pictures from Key West, Florida, showing the ocean, palm trees, beach etc. Kinda runs through 10 or so similar sites.
    Right now, its changing with pictures from Key West, Florida, showing the ocean, palm trees, beach etc. Kinda runs through 10 or so similar sites.
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  20. capney

    Christmas cracker jokes

    Hiya Cap this reminds me of a time a good few years ago. Me and my daughters boyfriends mum were invited to Christmas dinner. After a few drinks and half way through dinner we pullled the...
    Hiya Cap this reminds me of a time a good few years ago. Me and my daughters boyfriends mum were invited to Christmas dinner. After a few drinks and half way through dinner we pullled the crackers, the jokes were so corny they seemed hillarious at the time to me and my daughter but they were not...
    Hiya Cap this reminds me of a time a good few years ago. Me and my daughters boyfriends mum were invited to Christmas dinner. After a few drinks and half way through dinner we pullled the crackers, the jokes were so corny they seemed hillarious...
    Hiya Cap this reminds me of a time a good few years ago. Me and my daughters boyfriends mum were invited to Christmas dinner. After a few drinks and half way through dinner we pullled the...
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