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  1. rosa

    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

    Have a great one Redstar... Family & friends around I hope...
    Have a great one Redstar... Family & friends around I hope...
    Have a great one Redstar... Family & friends around I hope...
    Have a great one Redstar... Family & friends around I hope...
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  2. Jazmine

    Your tried and tested medicinal tips!

    the witch :lollol: it means "wise woman"
    the witch :lollol: it means "wise woman"
    the witch :lollol: it means "wise woman"
    the witch :lollol: it means "wise woman"
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  3. Doghouse Riley

    It must have been one of those days...

    The clasic is removing the "U-bend" on the sink to remove a blockage and then emptying the bucket into the sink before you put it back.
    The clasic is removing the "U-bend" on the sink to remove a blockage and then emptying the bucket into the sink before you put it back.
    The clasic is removing the "U-bend" on the sink to remove a blockage and then emptying the bucket into the sink before you put it back.
    The clasic is removing the "U-bend" on the sink to remove a blockage and then emptying the bucket into the sink before you put it back.
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  4. clueless1

    Thieving gas/electricity suppliers

    Had to share. We had a new central heating system installed in January (it got well and truly tested a week later when they temperature dropped well below freezing here). My OH has been keeping...
    Had to share. We had a new central heating system installed in January (it got well and truly tested a week later when they temperature dropped well below freezing here). My OH has been keeping careful note of how much we're spending per day on heating and hot water - it's less than £1.50 per...
    Had to share. We had a new central heating system installed in January (it got well and truly tested a week later when they temperature dropped well below freezing here). My OH has been keeping careful note of how much we're spending per day on...
    Had to share. We had a new central heating system installed in January (it got well and truly tested a week later when they temperature dropped well below freezing here). My OH has been keeping...
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  5. strongylodon

    Anyone for....?

    Caps and Redstar, we did have a 'Grand Day Out' yes it was a loooong day, the O2 arena (Millenium Dome) was much bigger than I imagined and it does look like an upturned Wok as had previously been...
    Caps and Redstar, we did have a 'Grand Day Out' yes it was a loooong day, the O2 arena (Millenium Dome) was much bigger than I imagined and it does look like an upturned Wok as had previously been described when it was built:D. We were in the highest and farthest seats from the court (about a...
    Caps and Redstar, we did have a 'Grand Day Out' yes it was a loooong day, the O2 arena (Millenium Dome) was much bigger than I imagined and it does look like an upturned Wok as had previously been described when it was built:D. We were in the...
    Caps and Redstar, we did have a 'Grand Day Out' yes it was a loooong day, the O2 arena (Millenium Dome) was much bigger than I imagined and it does look like an upturned Wok as had previously been...
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  6. nathan7

    Mp3/4 player

    Try here - no charges
    Try here - no charges
    Try here - no charges
    Try here - no charges
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  7. RandyRos

    really pee'd off!

    no idea if it was water based! and yes ive learned my lesson, i'll always sand woodwork down before painting. its not like im new to decorating tho. i got married 17yrs ago and have always done...
    no idea if it was water based! and yes ive learned my lesson, i'll always sand woodwork down before painting. its not like im new to decorating tho. i got married 17yrs ago and have always done all the decorating. never had a problem like this tho
    no idea if it was water based! and yes ive learned my lesson, i'll always sand woodwork down before painting. its not like im new to decorating tho. i got married 17yrs ago and have always done all the decorating. never had a problem like this tho
    no idea if it was water based! and yes ive learned my lesson, i'll always sand woodwork down before painting. its not like im new to decorating tho. i got married 17yrs ago and have always done...
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  8. clueless1

    Kids institutionalised abroad - What's this about?

    Flipping heck, I don't read newspapers or watch the news much but the little I had seen I thought was back to the WW2 era. Can't believe it was happening in the '60s even! Again, I would love to...
    Flipping heck, I don't read newspapers or watch the news much but the little I had seen I thought was back to the WW2 era. Can't believe it was happening in the '60s even! Again, I would love to know the truth not the media stuff. I'm sure it was horrendous for the many that suffered but what...
    Flipping heck, I don't read newspapers or watch the news much but the little I had seen I thought was back to the WW2 era. Can't believe it was happening in the '60s even! Again, I would love to know the truth not the media stuff. I'm sure it...
    Flipping heck, I don't read newspapers or watch the news much but the little I had seen I thought was back to the WW2 era. Can't believe it was happening in the '60s even! Again, I would love to...
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  9. Doghouse Riley

    Car Insurance

    Know this is a bit late, but boy do I agree with you. Last year, buying the car, it cost me £300. This year it is just over £400. I asked why, when I have another years no-claim, the car...
    Know this is a bit late, but boy do I agree with you. Last year, buying the car, it cost me £300. This year it is just over £400. I asked why, when I have another years no-claim, the car isn't used much, is garaged at night etc? Yes, the usual spiel, I got an introductary offer from a new...
    Know this is a bit late, but boy do I agree with you. Last year, buying the car, it cost me £300. This year it is just over £400. I asked why, when I have another years no-claim, the car isn't used much, is garaged at night etc? Yes, the...
    Know this is a bit late, but boy do I agree with you. Last year, buying the car, it cost me £300. This year it is just over £400. I asked why, when I have another years no-claim, the car...
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  10. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday' Golfer

    Happy Birthday Golfer.:gnthb: 02
    Happy Birthday Golfer.:gnthb: 02
    Happy Birthday Golfer.:gnthb: 02
    Happy Birthday Golfer.:gnthb: 02
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  11. golfer

    test

    Its still a Lovely Rose,I cannot pass a Rose without commenting or looking at it.:gnthb::)
    Its still a Lovely Rose,I cannot pass a Rose without commenting or looking at it.:gnthb::)
    Its still a Lovely Rose,I cannot pass a Rose without commenting or looking at it.:gnthb::)
    Its still a Lovely Rose,I cannot pass a Rose without commenting or looking at it.:gnthb::)
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  12. MaryWonder

    Morning all! thought id share this with you

    Thanks Riley!I think there an american company but UK users can signup and get the vouchers / money in pounds sterling :-)
    Thanks Riley!I think there an american company but UK users can signup and get the vouchers / money in pounds sterling :-)
    Thanks Riley!I think there an american company but UK users can signup and get the vouchers / money in pounds sterling :-)
    Thanks Riley!I think there an american company but UK users can signup and get the vouchers / money in pounds sterling :-)
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  13. capney

    102 years old today

    Happy birthday to your Celia, Robert.Kedi's and my aunt (mother's side) would have been 105 yesterday but sadly died last month. She lived in Harpenden, Herts, and still lived on her own. Her...
    Happy birthday to your Celia, Robert.Kedi's and my aunt (mother's side) would have been 105 yesterday but sadly died last month. She lived in Harpenden, Herts, and still lived on her own. Her three daughters, all in their 80s I believe, are still alive and kicking ... hope it's in the genes...
    Happy birthday to your Celia, Robert.Kedi's and my aunt (mother's side) would have been 105 yesterday but sadly died last month. She lived in Harpenden, Herts, and still lived on her own. Her three daughters, all in their 80s I believe, are...
    Happy birthday to your Celia, Robert.Kedi's and my aunt (mother's side) would have been 105 yesterday but sadly died last month. She lived in Harpenden, Herts, and still lived on her own. Her...
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  14. capney

    Shuttle is almost ready to go

    For those that are interested..NASA TV
    For those that are interested..NASA TV
    For those that are interested..NASA TV
    For those that are interested..NASA TV
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    There's always the exception of course..

    I went down the driving range with three irons and a driver to hit a 100 balls this morning and I hit nearly all of them quite straight. When I was having problems with my hip, I couldn't get...
    I went down the driving range with three irons and a driver to hit a 100 balls this morning and I hit nearly all of them quite straight. When I was having problems with my hip, I couldn't get enough "turn" so I was having to compensate by slightly closing the face of my driver. So I was...
    I went down the driving range with three irons and a driver to hit a 100 balls this morning and I hit nearly all of them quite straight. When I was having problems with my hip, I couldn't get enough "turn" so I was having to compensate by...
    I went down the driving range with three irons and a driver to hit a 100 balls this morning and I hit nearly all of them quite straight. When I was having problems with my hip, I couldn't get...
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  16. clueless1

    Could I ask for your opinions please - work related

    Clueless, I think everyone has given you a snippet of vital information or back what another has said... Just remeber you are the inportant one hear, that you want to tell everyone you are...
    Clueless, I think everyone has given you a snippet of vital information or back what another has said... Just remeber you are the inportant one hear, that you want to tell everyone you are available & the best...!!!!! I think you can never tell enough people about yourself these days... It is a...
    Clueless, I think everyone has given you a snippet of vital information or back what another has said... Just remeber you are the inportant one hear, that you want to tell everyone you are available & the best...!!!!! I think you can never tell...
    Clueless, I think everyone has given you a snippet of vital information or back what another has said... Just remeber you are the inportant one hear, that you want to tell everyone you are...
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  17. cajary

    Boxing

    clueless. A great system:gnthb: but can only come from someone who has never stepped into "the ring". Boxing is like violent chess. Every move has a counter move. :)
    clueless. A great system:gnthb: but can only come from someone who has never stepped into "the ring". Boxing is like violent chess. Every move has a counter move. :)
    clueless. A great system:gnthb: but can only come from someone who has never stepped into "the ring". Boxing is like violent chess. Every move has a counter move. :)
    clueless. A great system:gnthb: but can only come from someone who has never stepped into "the ring". Boxing is like violent chess. Every move has a counter move. :)
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  18. Scotkat

    Woodturning

    SG this is not for me I dont use the lathe .
    SG this is not for me I dont use the lathe .
    SG this is not for me I dont use the lathe .
    SG this is not for me I dont use the lathe .
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  19. pete

    Ban the ruddy things

    Someone nearby here is STILL letting them off. Grrrrr. My boss has to give her dog the canine equivalent of valium for Bonfire Night, so she's another one that would like to see them banned!
    Someone nearby here is STILL letting them off. Grrrrr. My boss has to give her dog the canine equivalent of valium for Bonfire Night, so she's another one that would like to see them banned!
    Someone nearby here is STILL letting them off. Grrrrr. My boss has to give her dog the canine equivalent of valium for Bonfire Night, so she's another one that would like to see them banned!
    Someone nearby here is STILL letting them off. Grrrrr. My boss has to give her dog the canine equivalent of valium for Bonfire Night, so she's another one that would like to see them banned!
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  20. wiseowl

    Lest We Forget

    No prayers here, but we always watch the Remembrance service at the Whitehall Cenotaph on TV. It seems especially important this year, with the increasing deaths of the troops in Afghanistan.
    No prayers here, but we always watch the Remembrance service at the Whitehall Cenotaph on TV. It seems especially important this year, with the increasing deaths of the troops in Afghanistan.
    No prayers here, but we always watch the Remembrance service at the Whitehall Cenotaph on TV. It seems especially important this year, with the increasing deaths of the troops in Afghanistan.
    No prayers here, but we always watch the Remembrance service at the Whitehall Cenotaph on TV. It seems especially important this year, with the increasing deaths of the troops in Afghanistan.
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