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  1. Helofadigger

    How can they?

    Helen, I don't usually take money to school with me but when I was working as a teaching assistant I occasionally took in �£10 for petrol which I always bought on the way home as the garage...
    Helen, I don't usually take money to school with me but when I was working as a teaching assistant I occasionally took in �£10 for petrol which I always bought on the way home as the garage wasn't open in the morning. The first time I also had some shopping to do and when I came to pay thought...
    Helen, I don't usually take money to school with me but when I was working as a teaching assistant I occasionally took in �£10 for petrol which I always bought on the way home as the garage wasn't open in the morning. The first time I also had...
    Helen, I don't usually take money to school with me but when I was working as a teaching assistant I occasionally took in �£10 for petrol which I always bought on the way home as the garage...
    Helofadigger, Oct 25, 2007
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  2. miraflores

    to which plant...

    Hi, miraflores. Where was the piccie taken?
    Hi, miraflores. Where was the piccie taken?
    Hi, miraflores. Where was the piccie taken?
    Hi, miraflores. Where was the piccie taken?
    miraflores, Oct 22, 2007
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    cajary
    Oct 25, 2007
  3. miraflores

    dictionary

    may I point out to you this useful link in case you have to translate from/into Italian (but you can still ask me first...) French Spanish Portuguese
    may I point out to you this useful link in case you have to translate from/into Italian (but you can still ask me first...) French Spanish Portuguese
    may I point out to you this useful link in case you have to translate from/into Italian (but you can still ask me first...) French Spanish Portuguese
    may I point out to you this useful link in case you have to translate from/into Italian (but you can still ask me first...) French Spanish Portuguese
    miraflores, Oct 26, 2007
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    miraflores
    Oct 26, 2007
  4. rosa

    SPEEDING LETTER

    Dual carriageways are usually 30 when they are in built up areas or particularly near houses or schools. The dual carriageway will increase capacity. You get it on the roads running into Central...
    Dual carriageways are usually 30 when they are in built up areas or particularly near houses or schools. The dual carriageway will increase capacity. You get it on the roads running into Central Manchester. Everyone trundles along in both lanes at the same speed at peak times. If someone comes...
    Dual carriageways are usually 30 when they are in built up areas or particularly near houses or schools. The dual carriageway will increase capacity. You get it on the roads running into Central Manchester. Everyone trundles along in both lanes...
    Dual carriageways are usually 30 when they are in built up areas or particularly near houses or schools. The dual carriageway will increase capacity. You get it on the roads running into Central...
    rosa, Oct 21, 2007 ... 2 3
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    geoffhandley
    Oct 26, 2007
  5. Marley Farley

    Red Arrows..!!

    just got back on this thread. what is the matter with this country? we have enough to worry about. why should i have to watch QI to learn the truth? i know i should read papers, watch news -...
    just got back on this thread. what is the matter with this country? we have enough to worry about. why should i have to watch QI to learn the truth? i know i should read papers, watch news - but i find them all full of s**t. depends on who you like. thanks to you all for trying to give the...
    just got back on this thread. what is the matter with this country? we have enough to worry about. why should i have to watch QI to learn the truth? i know i should read papers, watch news - but i find them all full of s**t. depends on who...
    just got back on this thread. what is the matter with this country? we have enough to worry about. why should i have to watch QI to learn the truth? i know i should read papers, watch news -...
    Marley Farley, Oct 15, 2007 ... 2
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    borrowers
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  6. Kandy

    'Coal House'

    A new ten part reality TV programme has just strated on BBC2.Three families experience the hardships of the 1920s.This will show how fortunate off we are in the 21st Century with all our mod cons ...
    A new ten part reality TV programme has just strated on BBC2.Three families experience the hardships of the 1920s.This will show how fortunate off we are in the 21st Century with all our mod cons :rolleyes:
    A new ten part reality TV programme has just strated on BBC2.Three families experience the hardships of the 1920s.This will show how fortunate off we are in the 21st Century with all our mod cons :rolleyes:
    A new ten part reality TV programme has just strated on BBC2.Three families experience the hardships of the 1920s.This will show how fortunate off we are in the 21st Century with all our mod cons ...
    Kandy, Oct 27, 2007
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    Kandy
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  7. borrowers

    street stabbing - outcome

    Borrowers, if you want a rant then you have a rant, the rest of us are here for you. David.
    Borrowers, if you want a rant then you have a rant, the rest of us are here for you. David.
    Borrowers, if you want a rant then you have a rant, the rest of us are here for you. David.
    Borrowers, if you want a rant then you have a rant, the rest of us are here for you. David.
    borrowers, Oct 27, 2007
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    daitheplant
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  8. miraflores

    not bad for an auctioned lock of hair....

    Cajary, that`s assumming we`ve still got hair to give. David.
    Cajary, that`s assumming we`ve still got hair to give. David.
    Cajary, that`s assumming we`ve still got hair to give. David.
    Cajary, that`s assumming we`ve still got hair to give. David.
    miraflores, Oct 26, 2007
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    daitheplant
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  9. Victoria

    Algarvean Tragedy

    They were saying on the radio after the incident that there is often people being drowned on different beaches in the Algarve.I think they said a Dutch man got into difficulties last year and...
    They were saying on the radio after the incident that there is often people being drowned on different beaches in the Algarve.I think they said a Dutch man got into difficulties last year and ended up having a heart attack :eek: but nothing got mentioned over here about it. They also said...
    They were saying on the radio after the incident that there is often people being drowned on different beaches in the Algarve.I think they said a Dutch man got into difficulties last year and ended up having a heart attack :eek: but nothing...
    They were saying on the radio after the incident that there is often people being drowned on different beaches in the Algarve.I think they said a Dutch man got into difficulties last year and...
    Victoria, Oct 27, 2007
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    Kandy
    Oct 28, 2007
  10. Gogs

    CLOCKS GO BK.1 HR.

    Power cuts? How awful - I too would have 'net withdrawal' but mostly I would miss the heating!
    Power cuts? How awful - I too would have 'net withdrawal' but mostly I would miss the heating!
    Power cuts? How awful - I too would have 'net withdrawal' but mostly I would miss the heating!
    Power cuts? How awful - I too would have 'net withdrawal' but mostly I would miss the heating!
    Gogs, Oct 27, 2007
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    jjordie
    Oct 28, 2007
  11. miraflores

    soaps...have you got a favourite type?

    Isn't Walnut just so diplomatic, bless...I also use mostly dove
    Isn't Walnut just so diplomatic, bless...I also use mostly dove
    Isn't Walnut just so diplomatic, bless...I also use mostly dove
    Isn't Walnut just so diplomatic, bless...I also use mostly dove
    miraflores, Oct 28, 2007
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    miraflores
    Oct 29, 2007
  12. elainefiz

    Back to work.

    Thanks for the support folks.Yor right roders, it`s been a good year.Although Mr.fiz went a funny colour at one point when i jokingly said we should keep a cake for the christening. I almost took...
    Thanks for the support folks.Yor right roders, it`s been a good year.Although Mr.fiz went a funny colour at one point when i jokingly said we should keep a cake for the christening. I almost took a job in Wikinsons whilst waiting for the council to finish building the by-pass, which hopefully...
    Thanks for the support folks.Yor right roders, it`s been a good year.Although Mr.fiz went a funny colour at one point when i jokingly said we should keep a cake for the christening. I almost took a job in Wikinsons whilst waiting for the council...
    Thanks for the support folks.Yor right roders, it`s been a good year.Although Mr.fiz went a funny colour at one point when i jokingly said we should keep a cake for the christening. I almost took...
    elainefiz, Oct 29, 2007
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    elainefiz
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  13. Lyn

    Doc Martin

    Thanks for the info. I was watching it last night and the views were beautiful. I might have to look it up for a future trip.
    Thanks for the info. I was watching it last night and the views were beautiful. I might have to look it up for a future trip.
    Thanks for the info. I was watching it last night and the views were beautiful. I might have to look it up for a future trip.
    Thanks for the info. I was watching it last night and the views were beautiful. I might have to look it up for a future trip.
    Lyn, Oct 29, 2007
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    Lyn
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  14. Sarraceniac

    Royal mail strike

    We cracked the one going south. It took one day to go 300 miles. Maybe RM is getting back to normal.That is TOTALLY unpredictable.
    We cracked the one going south. It took one day to go 300 miles. Maybe RM is getting back to normal.That is TOTALLY unpredictable.
    We cracked the one going south. It took one day to go 300 miles. Maybe RM is getting back to normal.That is TOTALLY unpredictable.
    We cracked the one going south. It took one day to go 300 miles. Maybe RM is getting back to normal.That is TOTALLY unpredictable.
    Sarraceniac, Oct 4, 2007 ... 2 3
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    Sarraceniac
    Oct 31, 2007
  15. daitheplant

    death of a legend

    Would you believe that here in Wales there are places where they are flying the flags at half mast? He was that well thought of. David.
    Would you believe that here in Wales there are places where they are flying the flags at half mast? He was that well thought of. David.
    Would you believe that here in Wales there are places where they are flying the flags at half mast? He was that well thought of. David.
    Would you believe that here in Wales there are places where they are flying the flags at half mast? He was that well thought of. David.
    daitheplant, Nov 1, 2007
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    daitheplant
    Nov 2, 2007
  16. Lyn

    The Lake District.

    Thanks KandyLyn, you are welcome to get in touch with me by PM or email. I have been going to the Lakes regularly for years and can give you an idea of where to stay and what kind of walks...
    Thanks KandyLyn, you are welcome to get in touch with me by PM or email. I have been going to the Lakes regularly for years and can give you an idea of where to stay and what kind of walks to go on, depending on how used to walking you are and whether you want to spend more time...
    Thanks KandyLyn, you are welcome to get in touch with me by PM or email. I have been going to the Lakes regularly for years and can give you an idea of where to stay and what kind of walks to go on, depending on how used to walking you are...
    Thanks KandyLyn, you are welcome to get in touch with me by PM or email. I have been going to the Lakes regularly for years and can give you an idea of where to stay and what kind of walks...
    Lyn, Nov 4, 2007
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    shiney
    Nov 4, 2007
  17. Kandy

    "Kandy's Lake District Holiday"

    Lyn, see your Lake District thread
    Lyn, see your Lake District thread
    Lyn, see your Lake District thread
    Lyn, see your Lake District thread
    Kandy, Sep 22, 2007 ... 2
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    shiney
    Nov 4, 2007
  18. PaulD

    Mea Culpa!

    Thanks walnut much appreciated. Yes we are learning to control it and discovering what I can and cannot drink.I have just been reading about which alcohol I can and cannot drink and it appears...
    Thanks walnut much appreciated. Yes we are learning to control it and discovering what I can and cannot drink.I have just been reading about which alcohol I can and cannot drink and it appears that champagne is okay LOLTake carePaul
    Thanks walnut much appreciated. Yes we are learning to control it and discovering what I can and cannot drink.I have just been reading about which alcohol I can and cannot drink and it appears that champagne is okay LOLTake carePaul
    Thanks walnut much appreciated. Yes we are learning to control it and discovering what I can and cannot drink.I have just been reading about which alcohol I can and cannot drink and it appears...
    PaulD, Nov 2, 2007
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    PaulD
    Nov 4, 2007
  19. Gogs

    Birthday Greetings !

    Pant... pant..I'm late!Happy birthday for yesterday
    Pant... pant..I'm late!Happy birthday for yesterday
    Pant... pant..I'm late!Happy birthday for yesterday
    Pant... pant..I'm late!Happy birthday for yesterday
    Gogs, Nov 2, 2007
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    Nursewhen
    Nov 4, 2007
  20. Fonzie

    Showcase link.

    Thought I'd try this 'Link' marlarky, where you can put a link to another site of your own. Don't know if it will work. The link is my showcase.
    Thought I'd try this 'Link' marlarky, where you can put a link to another site of your own. Don't know if it will work. The link is my showcase.
    Thought I'd try this 'Link' marlarky, where you can put a link to another site of your own. Don't know if it will work. The link is my showcase.
    Thought I'd try this 'Link' marlarky, where you can put a link to another site of your own. Don't know if it will work. The link is my showcase.
    Fonzie, Nov 4, 2007
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    Fonzie
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