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  1. ricky101

    Saucepan Safety

    Ours is a Smeg. Similarly, it has a ‘P’ (power) option. It boils a kettle worth of water a lot faster than our kettle, and a lot quicker that gas. But, as I’ve said, one needs decent pans.
    Ours is a Smeg. Similarly, it has a ‘P’ (power) option. It boils a kettle worth of water a lot faster than our kettle, and a lot quicker that gas. But, as I’ve said, one needs decent pans.
    Ours is a Smeg. Similarly, it has a ‘P’ (power) option. It boils a kettle worth of water a lot faster than our kettle, and a lot quicker that gas. But, as I’ve said, one needs decent pans.
    Ours is a Smeg. Similarly, it has a ‘P’ (power) option. It boils a kettle worth of water a lot faster than our kettle, and a lot quicker that gas. But, as I’ve said, one needs decent pans.
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  2. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    The 7 Christmas Yarnbombers of Battle

    Woooop woooop...just seen Jenny on local news - what a star! It was a very interesting item, popular with the programme presenters as well. Such a great amount of work went into the bombing.
    Woooop woooop...just seen Jenny on local news - what a star! It was a very interesting item, popular with the programme presenters as well. Such a great amount of work went into the bombing.
    Woooop woooop...just seen Jenny on local news - what a star! It was a very interesting item, popular with the programme presenters as well. Such a great amount of work went into the bombing.
    Woooop woooop...just seen Jenny on local news - what a star! It was a very interesting item, popular with the programme presenters as well. Such a great amount of work went into the bombing.
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  3. Fat Controller

    Grenfell Enquiry

    People just don't care any more, to many cowboy's out there in all places of work, it's very hard to find anyone to trust even just a little...
    People just don't care any more, to many cowboy's out there in all places of work, it's very hard to find anyone to trust even just a little bit£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££RULES
    People just don't care any more, to many cowboy's out there in all places of work, it's very hard to find anyone to trust even just a little bit£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££RULES
    People just don't care any more, to many cowboy's out there in all places of work, it's very hard to find anyone to trust even just a little...
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  4. Selleri

    Tesco offers for mathematically gifted are back!

    Same here John, not been into a Supermarket since March, and we don't miss it one bit. We have deliveries from Asda twice a week. No problems with substitutes, if its not what you really want the...
    Same here John, not been into a Supermarket since March, and we don't miss it one bit. We have deliveries from Asda twice a week. No problems with substitutes, if its not what you really want the delivery guy will credit you on the spot. Even bought our Xmas cards and second class stamps on...
    Same here John, not been into a Supermarket since March, and we don't miss it one bit. We have deliveries from Asda twice a week. No problems with substitutes, if its not what you really want the delivery guy will credit you on the spot. Even...
    Same here John, not been into a Supermarket since March, and we don't miss it one bit. We have deliveries from Asda twice a week. No problems with substitutes, if its not what you really want the...
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  5. Mike Allen
    Friendly x 6

    Pain Relief.

    I do this too and also have a wee brandy. Just one, at bedtime. I hope things improve for you very soon.
    I do this too and also have a wee brandy. Just one, at bedtime. I hope things improve for you very soon.
    I do this too and also have a wee brandy. Just one, at bedtime. I hope things improve for you very soon.
    I do this too and also have a wee brandy. Just one, at bedtime. I hope things improve for you very soon.
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  6. Purple Streaks

    Gritty liver

    @Purple Streaks this might be one of the safest time to go into hospital. They test everyone staying for a procedure and obviously quarantine those who test positive. And tney have super cleaning...
    @Purple Streaks this might be one of the safest time to go into hospital. They test everyone staying for a procedure and obviously quarantine those who test positive. And tney have super cleaning protocols in place. No lick and a promise work. Visitors are kept to a minimum so no -12 people...
    @Purple Streaks this might be one of the safest time to go into hospital. They test everyone staying for a procedure and obviously quarantine those who test positive. And tney have super cleaning protocols in place. No lick and a promise work....
    @Purple Streaks this might be one of the safest time to go into hospital. They test everyone staying for a procedure and obviously quarantine those who test positive. And tney have super cleaning...
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  7. ThePlantAssassin
    Agree x 4

    neighbours breaking covid rules CONSTANTLY

    Have you had your invite to the housewarming party yet?:biggrin:
    Have you had your invite to the housewarming party yet?:biggrin:
    Have you had your invite to the housewarming party yet?:biggrin:
    Have you had your invite to the housewarming party yet?:biggrin:
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  8. Fat Controller

    'Problem' cupboard...

    Due to increased insulation thicknesses in roof spaces, making them colder, moist air should not be vented into them. Plasterboard ceilings at first floor level now incorporate a vapour barrier,...
    Due to increased insulation thicknesses in roof spaces, making them colder, moist air should not be vented into them. Plasterboard ceilings at first floor level now incorporate a vapour barrier, and roof spaces are ventilated both at the eaves and in the roof slopes. This is to prevent moist air...
    Due to increased insulation thicknesses in roof spaces, making them colder, moist air should not be vented into them. Plasterboard ceilings at first floor level now incorporate a vapour barrier, and roof spaces are ventilated both at the eaves...
    Due to increased insulation thicknesses in roof spaces, making them colder, moist air should not be vented into them. Plasterboard ceilings at first floor level now incorporate a vapour barrier,...
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  9. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND BASSOON

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @ 2ND BASSOON, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @ 2ND BASSOON, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @ 2ND BASSOON, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @ 2ND BASSOON, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
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  10. shiney
    Funny x 8

    Your Good Ideas, Designs, Inventions - Tell Us About Them

    The solar furnace might get the cold air balloon off the ground.
    The solar furnace might get the cold air balloon off the ground.
    The solar furnace might get the cold air balloon off the ground.
    The solar furnace might get the cold air balloon off the ground.
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  11. shiney
    Like x 4

    Handshakes, Hugs and Kisses

    Absolutely agree. A smile is the friendliest gesture. I always say hello to people walking past. And they usually respond in a kind manner.Masks also control garlic breath I believe and they...
    Absolutely agree. A smile is the friendliest gesture. I always say hello to people walking past. And they usually respond in a kind manner.Masks also control garlic breath I believe and they keep my face warm. :)
    Absolutely agree. A smile is the friendliest gesture. I always say hello to people walking past. And they usually respond in a kind manner.Masks also control garlic breath I believe and they keep my face warm. :)
    Absolutely agree. A smile is the friendliest gesture. I always say hello to people walking past. And they usually respond in a kind manner.Masks also control garlic breath I believe and they...
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  12. Mike Allen

    Events at No 10 and the next election.

    It's understandable to an extent for a woman boss to perhaps be viewed as over bossy. Hate to imagine the Shadow Home Sec being in office.
    It's understandable to an extent for a woman boss to perhaps be viewed as over bossy. Hate to imagine the Shadow Home Sec being in office.
    It's understandable to an extent for a woman boss to perhaps be viewed as over bossy. Hate to imagine the Shadow Home Sec being in office.
    It's understandable to an extent for a woman boss to perhaps be viewed as over bossy. Hate to imagine the Shadow Home Sec being in office.
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  13. mazambo
    Like x 9

    Social media benefits

    I don't do Facebook or Twitter but Mrs Shiney has Facebook. She finds it good and bad. :noidea: Apparently (not sure about this) you can limit who can look on your site (closed group?).She uses it for...
    I don't do Facebook or Twitter but Mrs Shiney has Facebook. She finds it good and bad. :noidea: Apparently (not sure about this) you can limit who can look on your site (closed group?).She uses it for her flower clubs and a limited number of friends/family and finds it handy but ignores a lot of...
    I don't do Facebook or Twitter but Mrs Shiney has Facebook. She finds it good and bad. :noidea: Apparently (not sure about this) you can limit who can look on your site (closed group?).She uses it for her flower clubs and a limited number of...
    I don't do Facebook or Twitter but Mrs Shiney has Facebook. She finds it good and bad. :noidea: Apparently (not sure about this) you can limit who can look on your site (closed group?).She uses it for...
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  14. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    Adopting a dog

    FC hope everything goes well with him :)
    FC hope everything goes well with him :)
    FC hope everything goes well with him :)
    FC hope everything goes well with him :)
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  15. shiney
    Like x 7

    All I want For Christmas Is A Cuddle

    Just to add to the info in post 1 - the older great grand child, 5 years old, asked for toys :heehee:. The three year old didn't ask for anything at all but immediately said "Hugs". :grphg:
    Just to add to the info in post 1 - the older great grand child, 5 years old, asked for toys :heehee:. The three year old didn't ask for anything at all but immediately said "Hugs". :grphg:
    Just to add to the info in post 1 - the older great grand child, 5 years old, asked for toys :heehee:. The three year old didn't ask for anything at all but immediately said "Hugs". :grphg:
    Just to add to the info in post 1 - the older great grand child, 5 years old, asked for toys :heehee:. The three year old didn't ask for anything at all but immediately said "Hugs". :grphg:
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  16. ThePlantAssassin

    Who remembers Mingles??

    Don't you worry, Mrs "S" has got a very wise head, both feet on the ground and Mr "S"'s well sorted:love30::dunno::heehee::heehee:
    Don't you worry, Mrs "S" has got a very wise head, both feet on the ground and Mr "S"'s well sorted:love30::dunno::heehee::heehee:
    Don't you worry, Mrs "S" has got a very wise head, both feet on the ground and Mr "S"'s well sorted:love30::dunno::heehee::heehee:
    Don't you worry, Mrs "S" has got a very wise head, both feet on the ground and Mr "S"'s well sorted:love30::dunno::heehee::heehee:
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  17. Fat Controller
    Agree x 9

    Des O'Connor CBE - Rest In Peace

    Don't be sorry @pete - still makes me chuckle to this day. :biggrin:
    Don't be sorry @pete - still makes me chuckle to this day. :biggrin:
    Don't be sorry @pete - still makes me chuckle to this day. :biggrin:
    Don't be sorry @pete - still makes me chuckle to this day. :biggrin:
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  18. ricky101

    Diy RePainting Car Alloy Wheels..?

    @ricky101 , the joys of lockdown, I have been viewing a few wheel painting videos. With the specialised wheelpaints and clearcoat, it should be worth a go. The finish achieved is very good. May...
    @ricky101 , the joys of lockdown, I have been viewing a few wheel painting videos. With the specialised wheelpaints and clearcoat, it should be worth a go. The finish achieved is very good. May take some time doing one at a time, but it will really spruce your motor up :blue thumb:
    @ricky101 , the joys of lockdown, I have been viewing a few wheel painting videos. With the specialised wheelpaints and clearcoat, it should be worth a go. The finish achieved is very good. May take some time doing one at a time, but it will...
    @ricky101 , the joys of lockdown, I have been viewing a few wheel painting videos. With the specialised wheelpaints and clearcoat, it should be worth a go. The finish achieved is very good. May...
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  19. Oldcodger

    Suggest a Christmas present for neighbour’s wife?

    I wonder why? :scratch::lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I wonder why? :scratch::lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I wonder why? :scratch::lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I wonder why? :scratch::lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  20. shiney
    Agree x 3

    Happy Diwali To All Our Hindu, Jain and Sikh Friends

    Despite the challenges that 2020 has given, may light and joy be in abundance! Happy Diwali!
    Despite the challenges that 2020 has given, may light and joy be in abundance! Happy Diwali!
    Despite the challenges that 2020 has given, may light and joy be in abundance! Happy Diwali!
    Despite the challenges that 2020 has given, may light and joy be in abundance! Happy Diwali!
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