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  1. music

    Its 70 years!!

    hello capney .i have just been in ships nostalgia ,informationHMS DIAMOND launch date 08-04-32. built GBR. builder VICKERS-ARMSTRONGS. yard, BARROW. type DESTROYER. TONS 1375 IDNo 6109305....
    hello capney .i have just been in ships nostalgia ,information>HMS DIAMOND> launch date 08-04-32. built GBR. builder VICKERS-ARMSTRONGS. yard, BARROW. type DESTROYER. TONS 1375 IDNo 6109305. HOPE THIS WILL HELP YOU. music.:gnthb:
    hello capney .i have just been in ships nostalgia ,information>HMS DIAMOND> launch date 08-04-32. built GBR. builder VICKERS-ARMSTRONGS. yard, BARROW. type DESTROYER. TONS 1375 IDNo 6109305. HOPE THIS WILL HELP YOU. music.:gnthb:
    hello capney .i have just been in ships nostalgia ,informationHMS DIAMOND launch date 08-04-32. built GBR. builder VICKERS-ARMSTRONGS. yard, BARROW. type DESTROYER. TONS 1375 IDNo 6109305....
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  2. music

    Talking to machines!

    When we first moved in here, I phoned up the electricity company to tell them we were here and all bills for electricity used at this address from now on should come to me. A couple of weeks later...
    When we first moved in here, I phoned up the electricity company to tell them we were here and all bills for electricity used at this address from now on should come to me. A couple of weeks later I received a bill for about £3000. I phoned them and asked them how I could have used so much...
    When we first moved in here, I phoned up the electricity company to tell them we were here and all bills for electricity used at this address from now on should come to me. A couple of weeks later I received a bill for about £3000. I phoned them...
    When we first moved in here, I phoned up the electricity company to tell them we were here and all bills for electricity used at this address from now on should come to me. A couple of weeks later...
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  3. Sam1974x

    Someone has stolen our car !!!

    MZ, that's terrible, your poor mum.I hope she's put the word about and the garage gets no more work. It must be obvious to those that work there who's responsible unless it's the owner who's...
    MZ, that's terrible, your poor mum.I hope she's put the word about and the garage gets no more work. It must be obvious to those that work there who's responsible unless it's the owner who's doing it. clueless1 - I thought the same. How can the passenger really be responsible for what the...
    MZ, that's terrible, your poor mum.I hope she's put the word about and the garage gets no more work. It must be obvious to those that work there who's responsible unless it's the owner who's doing it. clueless1 - I thought the same. How can...
    MZ, that's terrible, your poor mum.I hope she's put the word about and the garage gets no more work. It must be obvious to those that work there who's responsible unless it's the owner who's...
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  4. kaytee576

    The New Ornament what was I thinking? lol

    Kaytee, he/she is great:) I hope it doesn't rust. Rosa, you cannot have any more room on your balcony,lol. cheers
    Kaytee, he/she is great:) I hope it doesn't rust. Rosa, you cannot have any more room on your balcony,lol. cheers
    Kaytee, he/she is great:) I hope it doesn't rust. Rosa, you cannot have any more room on your balcony,lol. cheers
    Kaytee, he/she is great:) I hope it doesn't rust. Rosa, you cannot have any more room on your balcony,lol. cheers
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  5. Dianthus

    Nick names how did you choose yours

    Oh keep it Riley :)It's interesting to hear why members chose a particular name.
    Oh keep it Riley :)It's interesting to hear why members chose a particular name.
    Oh keep it Riley :)It's interesting to hear why members chose a particular name.
    Oh keep it Riley :)It's interesting to hear why members chose a particular name.
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  6. clueless1

    Long lost friends

    i accidently found a long lost uncle,I DID NOT KNOW I HAD!! this was back in 1959. i was doing my tick man(shilling a week man) or as i was called, a TRAVELLER. i had various areas in...
    i accidently found a long lost uncle,I DID NOT KNOW I HAD!! this was back in 1959. i was doing my tick man(shilling a week man) or as i was called, a TRAVELLER. i had various areas in glasgow.EASTERHOUSE,CASTLEMILK,GOVAN,POSSILPARK,SCOTSTOUN and other areas all around GLASGOW.i had been to a...
    i accidently found a long lost uncle,I DID NOT KNOW I HAD!! this was back in 1959. i was doing my tick man(shilling a week man) or as i was called, a TRAVELLER. i had various areas in glasgow.EASTERHOUSE,CASTLEMILK,GOVAN,POSSILPARK,SCOTSTOUN and...
    i accidently found a long lost uncle,I DID NOT KNOW I HAD!! this was back in 1959. i was doing my tick man(shilling a week man) or as i was called, a TRAVELLER. i had various areas in...
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  7. Lyn

    Hi Everyone

    :( Oh Lyn so sorry to hear that news..! I do hope things are starting to look a little brighter for you all now.. As you say, times like these do show you who your friends are & it is a shock to...
    :( Oh Lyn so sorry to hear that news..! I do hope things are starting to look a little brighter for you all now.. As you say, times like these do show you who your friends are & it is a shock to find that out with some people too.! The family is the important thing though & going through...
    :( Oh Lyn so sorry to hear that news..! I do hope things are starting to look a little brighter for you all now.. As you say, times like these do show you who your friends are & it is a shock to find that out with some people too.! The family is...
    :( Oh Lyn so sorry to hear that news..! I do hope things are starting to look a little brighter for you all now.. As you say, times like these do show you who your friends are & it is a shock to...
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  8. wiseowl

    Our Protest

    Can't give any absolutes here, just want to say that it's bad when you can't take a pic without worrying. I do ( not very often) so no prob with me, but if I were taking a pic and a pc or...
    Can't give any absolutes here, just want to say that it's bad when you can't take a pic without worrying. I do ( not very often) so no prob with me, but if I were taking a pic and a pc or whatever came up to me I would be worried just to start....what had I done wrong? Still, there are...
    Can't give any absolutes here, just want to say that it's bad when you can't take a pic without worrying. I do ( not very often) so no prob with me, but if I were taking a pic and a pc or whatever came up to me I would be worried just to...
    Can't give any absolutes here, just want to say that it's bad when you can't take a pic without worrying. I do ( not very often) so no prob with me, but if I were taking a pic and a pc or...
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  9. roders

    Usain Bolt.

    :wink: Dia, I know people cheat, but why even suggest it before there is even a shred of eveidence.. !! The Jamaican people are a very deprived nation & try much harder than most to achieve.. They...
    :wink: Dia, I know people cheat, but why even suggest it before there is even a shred of eveidence.. !! The Jamaican people are a very deprived nation & try much harder than most to achieve.. They are spontaneous very poor happy hardworking & patriotic nation, which is more than can be said for...
    :wink: Dia, I know people cheat, but why even suggest it before there is even a shred of eveidence.. !! The Jamaican people are a very deprived nation & try much harder than most to achieve.. They are spontaneous very poor happy hardworking &...
    :wink: Dia, I know people cheat, but why even suggest it before there is even a shred of eveidence.. !! The Jamaican people are a very deprived nation & try much harder than most to achieve.. They...
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  10. Katherna

    Wild Dogs

    Saw them this morning worth the wait,thanks for the link Katherna.:thumb:
    Saw them this morning worth the wait,thanks for the link Katherna.:thumb:
    Saw them this morning worth the wait,thanks for the link Katherna.:thumb:
    Saw them this morning worth the wait,thanks for the link Katherna.:thumb:
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  11. redstar

    Builders & Contractors

    There are no large animals on the island. Lots of birds. and loons in the water. I am told raccoons are there also. Picture of the rest of the cabin, taken from below the bolder it was on. It was...
    There are no large animals on the island. Lots of birds. and loons in the water. I am told raccoons are there also. Picture of the rest of the cabin, taken from below the bolder it was on. It was nice to sit in that screened in porch and look out on the river in front. Very calming.View...
    There are no large animals on the island. Lots of birds. and loons in the water. I am told raccoons are there also. Picture of the rest of the cabin, taken from below the bolder it was on. It was nice to sit in that screened in porch and look...
    There are no large animals on the island. Lots of birds. and loons in the water. I am told raccoons are there also. Picture of the rest of the cabin, taken from below the bolder it was on. It was...
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  12. plant1star

    We've Won the Ashes!!!!

    Pal. I`m sure it was a 1940`s comedian, will have to have a think about it. If I don`t sleep tonight it`s your fault.:old::lollol:
    Pal. I`m sure it was a 1940`s comedian, will have to have a think about it. If I don`t sleep tonight it`s your fault.:old::lollol:
    Pal. I`m sure it was a 1940`s comedian, will have to have a think about it. If I don`t sleep tonight it`s your fault.:old::lollol:
    Pal. I`m sure it was a 1940`s comedian, will have to have a think about it. If I don`t sleep tonight it`s your fault.:old::lollol:
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  13. Sussexgardener

    Dentist advice

    I'll try not to get too upset over that:( but you're probably right. I've had a message from a member on another forum who's a dental nurse. Apart from he getting the wrong end of the stick...
    I'll try not to get too upset over that:( but you're probably right. I've had a message from a member on another forum who's a dental nurse. Apart from he getting the wrong end of the stick (thinking I need a root canal!) she thinks it might be normal. I am just a little dubious by needing...
    I'll try not to get too upset over that:( but you're probably right. I've had a message from a member on another forum who's a dental nurse. Apart from he getting the wrong end of the stick (thinking I need a root canal!) she thinks it might...
    I'll try not to get too upset over that:( but you're probably right. I've had a message from a member on another forum who's a dental nurse. Apart from he getting the wrong end of the stick...
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  14. Kandy

    Rosa's Birthday

    thanks penny yes it would of been great iff you and other members of gc could of got together to celebrate my birthday
    thanks penny yes it would of been great iff you and other members of gc could of got together to celebrate my birthday
    thanks penny yes it would of been great iff you and other members of gc could of got together to celebrate my birthday
    thanks penny yes it would of been great iff you and other members of gc could of got together to celebrate my birthday
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  15. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Gogs

    :hpbthd::hpbthd: Happy Birthday GOGS.....i hope you have a great day:yho::yho:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd: Happy Birthday GOGS.....i hope you have a great day:yho::yho:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd: Happy Birthday GOGS.....i hope you have a great day:yho::yho:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd: Happy Birthday GOGS.....i hope you have a great day:yho::yho:
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  16. rosa

    Rosas 10th Wedding Anniversary

    thanks pippa and strongy had a quiet day with hubby being away but made up for it yesterday on my birthday hehe.
    thanks pippa and strongy had a quiet day with hubby being away but made up for it yesterday on my birthday hehe.
    thanks pippa and strongy had a quiet day with hubby being away but made up for it yesterday on my birthday hehe.
    thanks pippa and strongy had a quiet day with hubby being away but made up for it yesterday on my birthday hehe.
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  17. wiseowl

    Overhead

    To Day .Thank you Robert for all the I.D. of these Flying machines otherwise I would never know what they are:thumb::)
    To Day .Thank you Robert for all the I.D. of these Flying machines otherwise I would never know what they are:thumb::)
    To Day .Thank you Robert for all the I.D. of these Flying machines otherwise I would never know what they are:thumb::)
    To Day .Thank you Robert for all the I.D. of these Flying machines otherwise I would never know what they are:thumb::)
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  18. music

    Safety first?

    today i received a letter from the airline involved, saying, they will endeavour to answer all correspondence within 28 days of receipt.the letter has been recorded in there database and assigned...
    today i received a letter from the airline involved, saying, they will endeavour to answer all correspondence within 28 days of receipt.the letter has been recorded in there database and assigned the unique reference number above. ( WILL KEEP YOU POSTED). MUSIC.
    today i received a letter from the airline involved, saying, they will endeavour to answer all correspondence within 28 days of receipt.the letter has been recorded in there database and assigned the unique reference number above. ( WILL KEEP...
    today i received a letter from the airline involved, saying, they will endeavour to answer all correspondence within 28 days of receipt.the letter has been recorded in there database and assigned...
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  19. Loofah

    Crayfishing...

    Well I got around to putting out a trap last night and went to check this morning... I have a grand total of 2!! A first attempt which I am just going to have to improve on...They're now being...
    Well I got around to putting out a trap last night and went to check this morning... I have a grand total of 2!! A first attempt which I am just going to have to improve on...They're now being purged of the canal in a bucket of water for a day or so
    Well I got around to putting out a trap last night and went to check this morning... I have a grand total of 2!! A first attempt which I am just going to have to improve on...They're now being purged of the canal in a bucket of water for a...
    Well I got around to putting out a trap last night and went to check this morning... I have a grand total of 2!! A first attempt which I am just going to have to improve on...They're now being...
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  20. Mikkel

    Sorry, I must leave.

    Our Membership and Donation confirmed by email today...:)
    Our Membership and Donation confirmed by email today...:)
    Our Membership and Donation confirmed by email today...:)
    Our Membership and Donation confirmed by email today...:)
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