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  1. youngdaisydee

    OMG Its A Monsoon

    Ydd, send some down here, we could do with it.:)
    Ydd, send some down here, we could do with it.:)
    Ydd, send some down here, we could do with it.:)
    Ydd, send some down here, we could do with it.:)
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  2. Pro Gard

    Police dogs die in hot car

    Charge him, Fine him, Jail him, Ban him for life and I MEAN LIFE, and last by Not least, SACK HIM with IMMEDIATE effect and NO pathetic excuses IN what we have been Led to believe, he was a CARER....
    Charge him, Fine him, Jail him, Ban him for life and I MEAN LIFE, and last by Not least, SACK HIM with IMMEDIATE effect and NO pathetic excuses IN what we have been Led to believe, he was a CARER. Joe Public would be in court within Days, while HE gets leave and not suspended on Basic-Pay as...
    Charge him, Fine him, Jail him, Ban him for life and I MEAN LIFE, and last by Not least, SACK HIM with IMMEDIATE effect and NO pathetic excuses IN what we have been Led to believe, he was a CARER. Joe Public would be in court within Days, while...
    Charge him, Fine him, Jail him, Ban him for life and I MEAN LIFE, and last by Not least, SACK HIM with IMMEDIATE effect and NO pathetic excuses IN what we have been Led to believe, he was a CARER....
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  3. Lyn

    Another night without sleep

    HOToff to bed :D
    HOToff to bed :D
    HOToff to bed :D
    HOToff to bed :D
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  4. Adam Moran

    Five Live Radio - AM wave?

    i work all over the south so doesnt really matter.I dont get it though, there seems to be loads of local bbc stations so why not put 5 live out as well?
    i work all over the south so doesnt really matter.I dont get it though, there seems to be loads of local bbc stations so why not put 5 live out as well?
    i work all over the south so doesnt really matter.I dont get it though, there seems to be loads of local bbc stations so why not put 5 live out as well?
    i work all over the south so doesnt really matter.I dont get it though, there seems to be loads of local bbc stations so why not put 5 live out as well?
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  5. Webmaster

    Michael Jackson Dies !!

    So too have Farah Fawcett, Molly Sugden and now Carl Marlden.
    So too have Farah Fawcett, Molly Sugden and now Carl Marlden.
    So too have Farah Fawcett, Molly Sugden and now Carl Marlden.
    So too have Farah Fawcett, Molly Sugden and now Carl Marlden.
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  6. wiseowl

    A Tribute to Liam Fairhurst

    I saw this brave little boy on the news before he passed away - he looked so frail. I cannot begin to imagine what the parents must be going through although I would hope they gain some strength...
    I saw this brave little boy on the news before he passed away - he looked so frail. I cannot begin to imagine what the parents must be going through although I would hope they gain some strength from what Liam has achieved.When you hear news like this of someone giving back to the world it...
    I saw this brave little boy on the news before he passed away - he looked so frail. I cannot begin to imagine what the parents must be going through although I would hope they gain some strength from what Liam has achieved.When you hear news...
    I saw this brave little boy on the news before he passed away - he looked so frail. I cannot begin to imagine what the parents must be going through although I would hope they gain some strength...
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  7. Lyn

    Home insurance , that can't be right , can it?

    I just renewed mine - 3 bed semi £120 and a couple of free bees like legal assistance. Sheila's Wheels. Can't be bad! Found it through confused.com
    I just renewed mine - 3 bed semi £120 and a couple of free bees like legal assistance. Sheila's Wheels. Can't be bad! Found it through confused.com
    I just renewed mine - 3 bed semi £120 and a couple of free bees like legal assistance. Sheila's Wheels. Can't be bad! Found it through confused.com
    I just renewed mine - 3 bed semi £120 and a couple of free bees like legal assistance. Sheila's Wheels. Can't be bad! Found it through confused.com
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  8. catztail

    test

    Thanks Victoria Pam and Kathy!! I jst took the pic cause the color combination made me stop in my tracks! Never even considered entering it into anything. Maybe I'll have a go sometime lol. Thanks...
    Thanks Victoria Pam and Kathy!! I jst took the pic cause the color combination made me stop in my tracks! Never even considered entering it into anything. Maybe I'll have a go sometime lol. Thanks again!!
    Thanks Victoria Pam and Kathy!! I jst took the pic cause the color combination made me stop in my tracks! Never even considered entering it into anything. Maybe I'll have a go sometime lol. Thanks again!!
    Thanks Victoria Pam and Kathy!! I jst took the pic cause the color combination made me stop in my tracks! Never even considered entering it into anything. Maybe I'll have a go sometime lol. Thanks...
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  9. wiseowl

    Armed Forces Day

    A great idea for this day, long overdue! We had flags on the roofs of houses down my street:)
    A great idea for this day, long overdue! We had flags on the roofs of houses down my street:)
    A great idea for this day, long overdue! We had flags on the roofs of houses down my street:)
    A great idea for this day, long overdue! We had flags on the roofs of houses down my street:)
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  10. capney

    Blackbird v Mocat

    Thats blackbirds to a tee. How they manage to poop on our front windows when we have about 15 inch overhang is beyond me!...
    Thats blackbirds to a tee. How they manage to poop on our front windows when we have about 15 inch overhang is beyond me!...
    Thats blackbirds to a tee. How they manage to poop on our front windows when we have about 15 inch overhang is beyond me!...
    Thats blackbirds to a tee. How they manage to poop on our front windows when we have about 15 inch overhang is beyond me!...
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  11. Clematis

    Supermarket Parking

    Interesting. Thanks Clematis. cheers
    Interesting. Thanks Clematis. cheers
    Interesting. Thanks Clematis. cheers
    Interesting. Thanks Clematis. cheers
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  12. rosa

    New Car

    nice one doogle yes i will be careful haha, i dont generally go over speed limits especially on built up areas always stick to them, going out monday for a run out with friends to high force...
    nice one doogle yes i will be careful haha, i dont generally go over speed limits especially on built up areas always stick to them, going out monday for a run out with friends to high force looking forward to getting out so will get pics, its not definate but hopefully we will be going
    nice one doogle yes i will be careful haha, i dont generally go over speed limits especially on built up areas always stick to them, going out monday for a run out with friends to high force looking forward to getting out so will get pics, its...
    nice one doogle yes i will be careful haha, i dont generally go over speed limits especially on built up areas always stick to them, going out monday for a run out with friends to high force...
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  13. capney

    I`m gutted and need to rant.

    A great many brave men and women have lost their lifes, been injured or saw things few of us would wish to see for ourselves. We all should be proud of our boys and girls who fight for us as we...
    A great many brave men and women have lost their lifes, been injured or saw things few of us would wish to see for ourselves. We all should be proud of our boys and girls who fight for us as we all owe these amazing people so much. I have to confess it makes me feel very lucky to be a free...
    A great many brave men and women have lost their lifes, been injured or saw things few of us would wish to see for ourselves. We all should be proud of our boys and girls who fight for us as we all owe these amazing people so much. I have to...
    A great many brave men and women have lost their lifes, been injured or saw things few of us would wish to see for ourselves. We all should be proud of our boys and girls who fight for us as we...
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  14. Doogle

    Buying a House...(Rant)

    Don't rely on the solicitors Doogle, when we bought our last house the solicitors somehow forgot part of the garden. It was only when I pointed out to them that it wasn't shown on the plans they...
    Don't rely on the solicitors Doogle, when we bought our last house the solicitors somehow forgot part of the garden. It was only when I pointed out to them that it wasn't shown on the plans they realised their mistake. Basically its up to you (or your daughter) as the buyer to make sure its all...
    Don't rely on the solicitors Doogle, when we bought our last house the solicitors somehow forgot part of the garden. It was only when I pointed out to them that it wasn't shown on the plans they realised their mistake. Basically its up to you (or...
    Don't rely on the solicitors Doogle, when we bought our last house the solicitors somehow forgot part of the garden. It was only when I pointed out to them that it wasn't shown on the plans they...
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  15. Loofah

    Thieving toe-rags!

    Cloning and other credit card scams happen all the time. All you can do is be careful and vigilant and even then you can be caught out. :( There has been a lot of good advice on here and I...
    Cloning and other credit card scams happen all the time. All you can do is be careful and vigilant and even then you can be caught out. :( There has been a lot of good advice on here and I think it covers most of the precautions you can take. Always cover the numbers with your hand when...
    Cloning and other credit card scams happen all the time. All you can do is be careful and vigilant and even then you can be caught out. :( There has been a lot of good advice on here and I think it covers most of the precautions you can take. ...
    Cloning and other credit card scams happen all the time. All you can do is be careful and vigilant and even then you can be caught out. :( There has been a lot of good advice on here and I...
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  16. redstar
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  17. rosa

    Happy Fathers Day

    If I tried to, I would be, in an ambulance:flag::D:D
    If I tried to, I would be, in an ambulance:flag::D:D
    If I tried to, I would be, in an ambulance:flag::D:D
    If I tried to, I would be, in an ambulance:flag::D:D
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  18. plant1star

    Tonight's Top Gear!!!!

    OOhh, I hope he's good looking or my illusion will be shattered :hehe:
    OOhh, I hope he's good looking or my illusion will be shattered :hehe:
    OOhh, I hope he's good looking or my illusion will be shattered :hehe:
    OOhh, I hope he's good looking or my illusion will be shattered :hehe:
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  19. Gogs

    "Tens machine offer"

    As a one-time sufferer of Trapped Nerves in my back and particularly the waist area, I found a TENS+ Extremely helpful. On one occassion when I trapped a nerve in my shoulder, I went to turn it...
    As a one-time sufferer of Trapped Nerves in my back and particularly the waist area, I found a TENS+ Extremely helpful. On one occassion when I trapped a nerve in my shoulder, I went to turn it off and accidentally turned it UP, giving me one almighty Jolt and even for a 9v battery, but it sure...
    As a one-time sufferer of Trapped Nerves in my back and particularly the waist area, I found a TENS+ Extremely helpful. On one occassion when I trapped a nerve in my shoulder, I went to turn it off and accidentally turned it UP, giving me one...
    As a one-time sufferer of Trapped Nerves in my back and particularly the waist area, I found a TENS+ Extremely helpful. On one occassion when I trapped a nerve in my shoulder, I went to turn it...
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  20. daitheplant

    routemaster

    A cousin of mine now living in Hampshire, used to drive them.
    A cousin of mine now living in Hampshire, used to drive them.
    A cousin of mine now living in Hampshire, used to drive them.
    A cousin of mine now living in Hampshire, used to drive them.
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