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  1. AncientGardener

    Do you trust the government now?

    Dai, Clueless. Spot on.:gnthb:
    Dai, Clueless. Spot on.:gnthb:
    Dai, Clueless. Spot on.:gnthb:
    Dai, Clueless. Spot on.:gnthb:
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  2. Lyn

    You wouldn't believe it.

    B. The bank staff will temporarily treat you like a god After we sold a house we put the £36,000.00 profit in one account and not once did the bank even try to speak to us, let alone treat us...
    B. The bank staff will temporarily treat you like a god After we sold a house we put the £36,000.00 profit in one account and not once did the bank even try to speak to us, let alone treat us like god. Seems that kind of money is only small fry to them. At one stage we even split them...
    B. The bank staff will temporarily treat you like a god After we sold a house we put the £36,000.00 profit in one account and not once did the bank even try to speak to us, let alone treat us like god. Seems that kind of money is only small...
    B. The bank staff will temporarily treat you like a god After we sold a house we put the £36,000.00 profit in one account and not once did the bank even try to speak to us, let alone treat us...
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  3. strongylodon

    They stooped that low!

    Thanks for posting those pictures, i havent seen them before.
    Thanks for posting those pictures, i havent seen them before.
    Thanks for posting those pictures, i havent seen them before.
    Thanks for posting those pictures, i havent seen them before.
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  4. clueless1

    For ADMINS

    Can I ask you to read the email I sent you on 17th?
    Can I ask you to read the email I sent you on 17th?
    Can I ask you to read the email I sent you on 17th?
    Can I ask you to read the email I sent you on 17th?
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  5. clueless1

    They don't make things like they used to

    That's a good idea.:gnthb:
    That's a good idea.:gnthb:
    That's a good idea.:gnthb:
    That's a good idea.:gnthb:
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  6. rosa

    Happy Birthday Man Of Leisure

    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
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  7. rosa

    Happy Birthday Trignorton

    Have a lovely birthday trignorton
    Have a lovely birthday trignorton
    Have a lovely birthday trignorton
    Have a lovely birthday trignorton
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  8. Paladin

    Vulcan

    Climb inside a giant paper bag, sit under the stairs and listen to the wireless for further instructions.
    Climb inside a giant paper bag, sit under the stairs and listen to the wireless for further instructions.
    Climb inside a giant paper bag, sit under the stairs and listen to the wireless for further instructions.
    Climb inside a giant paper bag, sit under the stairs and listen to the wireless for further instructions.
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  9. Pro Gard

    This is were we are going wrong

    Agreed, no sense of personal responsibility. It was a thing drummed into me when I was a kid by my Dad-be considerate and aware of others. I can't pretend to have been an angel when I was...
    Agreed, no sense of personal responsibility. It was a thing drummed into me when I was a kid by my Dad-be considerate and aware of others. I can't pretend to have been an angel when I was younger-anything but, however everything I did hurt only myself-with the exception of giving my parents a...
    Agreed, no sense of personal responsibility. It was a thing drummed into me when I was a kid by my Dad-be considerate and aware of others. I can't pretend to have been an angel when I was younger-anything but, however everything I did hurt only...
    Agreed, no sense of personal responsibility. It was a thing drummed into me when I was a kid by my Dad-be considerate and aware of others. I can't pretend to have been an angel when I was...
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  10. Nat75

    Life's crossroad

    yes you can take them with you, but they have to go in to quarantine for 30 days
    yes you can take them with you, but they have to go in to quarantine for 30 days
    yes you can take them with you, but they have to go in to quarantine for 30 days
    yes you can take them with you, but they have to go in to quarantine for 30 days
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  11. Kandy

    Yellow Pages

    We can't even recycle them here - they count as paper and the council only collect newspaper and cardboard. They're very specific about NO DIRECTORIES! Grrr.
    We can't even recycle them here - they count as paper and the council only collect newspaper and cardboard. They're very specific about NO DIRECTORIES! Grrr.
    We can't even recycle them here - they count as paper and the council only collect newspaper and cardboard. They're very specific about NO DIRECTORIES! Grrr.
    We can't even recycle them here - they count as paper and the council only collect newspaper and cardboard. They're very specific about NO DIRECTORIES! Grrr.
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  12. high kype

    happy birthday Danny c

    Happy Birthday Danny c :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Danny c :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Danny c :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Danny c :hpbthd::hpbthd::hpbthd:
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  13. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday'Plant1star'

    :dh:That goes for me too! Hope you had a great day:gnthb:
    :dh:That goes for me too! Hope you had a great day:gnthb:
    :dh:That goes for me too! Hope you had a great day:gnthb:
    :dh:That goes for me too! Hope you had a great day:gnthb:
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  14. Pro Gard

    Blacksmith made

    Presumably they must have made a sizeable pilot hole, probably in two stadges so as to get the taper. Makes me feel lazy fixing the new up with a pasloade nailer, the origional carpenters would...
    Presumably they must have made a sizeable pilot hole, probably in two stadges so as to get the taper. Makes me feel lazy fixing the new up with a pasloade nailer, the origional carpenters would be quaking in thier boots!!!!
    Presumably they must have made a sizeable pilot hole, probably in two stadges so as to get the taper. Makes me feel lazy fixing the new up with a pasloade nailer, the origional carpenters would be quaking in thier boots!!!!
    Presumably they must have made a sizeable pilot hole, probably in two stadges so as to get the taper. Makes me feel lazy fixing the new up with a pasloade nailer, the origional carpenters would...
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  15. RandyRos

    whats the £GC about?

    thanks for that. ive been a member of different forums for a few years now, so pretty much know my way around most software, but i will ask for help if i need it, thanks
    thanks for that. ive been a member of different forums for a few years now, so pretty much know my way around most software, but i will ask for help if i need it, thanks
    thanks for that. ive been a member of different forums for a few years now, so pretty much know my way around most software, but i will ask for help if i need it, thanks
    thanks for that. ive been a member of different forums for a few years now, so pretty much know my way around most software, but i will ask for help if i need it, thanks
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  16. capney

    Pineapple v Strawberry?

    HID knew thats the case, but forgot on the day:old:
    HID knew thats the case, but forgot on the day:old:
    HID knew thats the case, but forgot on the day:old:
    HID knew thats the case, but forgot on the day:old:
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  17. golfer

    MP Expensive Claims

    Anyone see Peter Mandelson on The Andrew Marr Show this morning? For some reason, that little toad sends shivers down my spine...and he's now effectively the deputy PM. Great!
    Anyone see Peter Mandelson on The Andrew Marr Show this morning? For some reason, that little toad sends shivers down my spine...and he's now effectively the deputy PM. Great!
    Anyone see Peter Mandelson on The Andrew Marr Show this morning? For some reason, that little toad sends shivers down my spine...and he's now effectively the deputy PM. Great!
    Anyone see Peter Mandelson on The Andrew Marr Show this morning? For some reason, that little toad sends shivers down my spine...and he's now effectively the deputy PM. Great!
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  18. roders

    Cleaning car dashboard......How?

    Excellent advice Vicky:gnthb:....Seems you is the girl and roders & the scoobie ACE have seen the light:D I use the Andrex wet wipes myself:wink:
    Excellent advice Vicky:gnthb:....Seems you is the girl and roders & the scoobie ACE have seen the light:D I use the Andrex wet wipes myself:wink:
    Excellent advice Vicky:gnthb:....Seems you is the girl and roders & the scoobie ACE have seen the light:D I use the Andrex wet wipes myself:wink:
    Excellent advice Vicky:gnthb:....Seems you is the girl and roders & the scoobie ACE have seen the light:D I use the Andrex wet wipes myself:wink:
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  19. Pro Gard

    Insect repellent

    Thank you for the salt tip Marley. If I get bitten the itch drives me mad so I'll keep the salt in mind. For mosquitos, Autan works for me, but you do have to put it everywhere, no point in a wee...
    Thank you for the salt tip Marley. If I get bitten the itch drives me mad so I'll keep the salt in mind. For mosquitos, Autan works for me, but you do have to put it everywhere, no point in a wee dab here and there.
    Thank you for the salt tip Marley. If I get bitten the itch drives me mad so I'll keep the salt in mind. For mosquitos, Autan works for me, but you do have to put it everywhere, no point in a wee dab here and there.
    Thank you for the salt tip Marley. If I get bitten the itch drives me mad so I'll keep the salt in mind. For mosquitos, Autan works for me, but you do have to put it everywhere, no point in a wee...
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  20. lollipop

    silly season is open

    T'is indeed-I can't help it, I always acquire something from the book I am currently reading.:lollol::lollol:
    T'is indeed-I can't help it, I always acquire something from the book I am currently reading.:lollol::lollol:
    T'is indeed-I can't help it, I always acquire something from the book I am currently reading.:lollol::lollol:
    T'is indeed-I can't help it, I always acquire something from the book I am currently reading.:lollol::lollol:
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