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  1. Doogle

    Saving the Planet

    Hi Peter, clueless. :) I'm sure you're both right about the "profit" motive. It's whats called "Capitalism". The problem is in trying to find a different system. No point in relying on the current...
    Hi Peter, clueless. :) I'm sure you're both right about the "profit" motive. It's whats called "Capitalism". The problem is in trying to find a different system. No point in relying on the current bunch of politictians, the recent revelations have shown what they're interested in:wink::hehe:. ...
    Hi Peter, clueless. :) I'm sure you're both right about the "profit" motive. It's whats called "Capitalism". The problem is in trying to find a different system. No point in relying on the current bunch of politictians, the recent revelations have...
    Hi Peter, clueless. :) I'm sure you're both right about the "profit" motive. It's whats called "Capitalism". The problem is in trying to find a different system. No point in relying on the current...
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  2. gilbie

    Goats feet

    Hi. sorry to take take so long to reply, yes, had the vet out to look at Ant & he has no infection,, he did say he has never seen this is in a young goat (Ant is a year old but it could be...
    Hi. sorry to take take so long to reply, yes, had the vet out to look at Ant & he has no infection,, he did say he has never seen this is in a young goat (Ant is a year old but it could be genentic) but has a high heel ? & not wearing his feet down down naturally, as Dec is doing, ( yes, Ant &...
    Hi. sorry to take take so long to reply, yes, had the vet out to look at Ant & he has no infection,, he did say he has never seen this is in a young goat (Ant is a year old but it could be genentic) but has a high heel ? & not wearing his feet...
    Hi. sorry to take take so long to reply, yes, had the vet out to look at Ant & he has no infection,, he did say he has never seen this is in a young goat (Ant is a year old but it could be...
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  3. capney

    All is well with the world..

    Sounds an idyllic morning :)
    Sounds an idyllic morning :)
    Sounds an idyllic morning :)
    Sounds an idyllic morning :)
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  4. capney

    Be afraid...be very afraid..

    You won the last little conflict... its our turn....
    You won the last little conflict... its our turn....
    You won the last little conflict... its our turn....
    You won the last little conflict... its our turn....
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  5. Pro Gard

    A mountain Walk

    You do go to some lovely places don't you? I feel ashamed to be sat on my b*m (well, not all the time) while you get out and about all over:) Great view - and the landscapes not bad either,lol. ...
    You do go to some lovely places don't you? I feel ashamed to be sat on my b*m (well, not all the time) while you get out and about all over:) Great view - and the landscapes not bad either,lol. You must have an impressive photo album. cheers
    You do go to some lovely places don't you? I feel ashamed to be sat on my b*m (well, not all the time) while you get out and about all over:) Great view - and the landscapes not bad either,lol. You must have an impressive photo album. cheers
    You do go to some lovely places don't you? I feel ashamed to be sat on my b*m (well, not all the time) while you get out and about all over:) Great view - and the landscapes not bad either,lol. ...
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  6. Rhyleysgranny

    I Don't Know Where To Put This............

    from me too..!!:thmb:
    from me too..!!:thmb:
    from me too..!!:thmb:
    from me too..!!:thmb:
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  7. Kandy

    Susan Boyle Britains Got Talent

    Yes those lads were a credit,three of them are lined up to go to university good luck to them ,fine roll models.
    Yes those lads were a credit,three of them are lined up to go to university good luck to them ,fine roll models.
    Yes those lads were a credit,three of them are lined up to go to university good luck to them ,fine roll models.
    Yes those lads were a credit,three of them are lined up to go to university good luck to them ,fine roll models.
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  8. Paladin

    Country file

    Hope the boss thinks so!:D
    Hope the boss thinks so!:D
    Hope the boss thinks so!:D
    Hope the boss thinks so!:D
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  9. Paladin

    Wonderful Find

    We are busy doing just that. I don't think there is an attic or chest in the family that hasn't been searched.....the problem is that my Mum's brothers are not too keen to help..there are a couple...
    We are busy doing just that. I don't think there is an attic or chest in the family that hasn't been searched.....the problem is that my Mum's brothers are not too keen to help..there are a couple of family secrets they don't want made public....haven't the heart to tell them I already know:hehe:
    We are busy doing just that. I don't think there is an attic or chest in the family that hasn't been searched.....the problem is that my Mum's brothers are not too keen to help..there are a couple of family secrets they don't want made...
    We are busy doing just that. I don't think there is an attic or chest in the family that hasn't been searched.....the problem is that my Mum's brothers are not too keen to help..there are a couple...
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  10. Kandy

    I am so angry

    Hi Kandy I agree wholeheartedly with what you have said. There seems to be no respect left for people or their belongings. Certain members of society think nothing of entering our property and...
    Hi Kandy I agree wholeheartedly with what you have said. There seems to be no respect left for people or their belongings. Certain members of society think nothing of entering our property and stealing whatever they think they can sell on. They probably make enough to live on without bothering...
    Hi Kandy I agree wholeheartedly with what you have said. There seems to be no respect left for people or their belongings. Certain members of society think nothing of entering our property and stealing whatever they think they can sell on. They...
    Hi Kandy I agree wholeheartedly with what you have said. There seems to be no respect left for people or their belongings. Certain members of society think nothing of entering our property and...
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  11. Paladin

    CHELSEA

    Well done Chelsea (was looking for some flowers:lollol:)
    Well done Chelsea (was looking for some flowers:lollol:)
    Well done Chelsea (was looking for some flowers:lollol:)
    Well done Chelsea (was looking for some flowers:lollol:)
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  12. Pro Gard

    What do you think?

    Blimey, there are a few views here! I agree with what was said, putting it in proportion, there are as many bad bike drivers as there are bad car drivers. I'm sure we all see them (notice I don't...
    Blimey, there are a few views here! I agree with what was said, putting it in proportion, there are as many bad bike drivers as there are bad car drivers. I'm sure we all see them (notice I don't count us as amongst them, lol). I remember many, many years ago (where's the old man/woman smilie:)...
    Blimey, there are a few views here! I agree with what was said, putting it in proportion, there are as many bad bike drivers as there are bad car drivers. I'm sure we all see them (notice I don't count us as amongst them, lol). I remember many,...
    Blimey, there are a few views here! I agree with what was said, putting it in proportion, there are as many bad bike drivers as there are bad car drivers. I'm sure we all see them (notice I don't...
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  13. Lyn

    Tesco customer service

    Ha ha In the case of this particular bloke it wasnt unncalled for, he was a right rude W* lol, so my comment was deserved!!!! I rekon it was a meeting of minds!!!!Thank goodness Im now...
    Ha ha In the case of this particular bloke it wasnt unncalled for, he was a right rude W* lol, so my comment was deserved!!!! I rekon it was a meeting of minds!!!!Thank goodness Im now selfemployed, I pick and chose who I work for and can tell the odd few unnplesant types one chances across...
    Ha ha In the case of this particular bloke it wasnt unncalled for, he was a right rude W* lol, so my comment was deserved!!!! I rekon it was a meeting of minds!!!!Thank goodness Im now selfemployed, I pick and chose who I work for and can...
    Ha ha In the case of this particular bloke it wasnt unncalled for, he was a right rude W* lol, so my comment was deserved!!!! I rekon it was a meeting of minds!!!!Thank goodness Im now...
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  14. PeterGreenMan

    Capillary Dynamolysis

    Hi all. :):) Hmmm. As I remember, it often produced such beautiful pictures always similar but never the same, unlike Chromatography which â??Paladinâ?? mentioned. I have no idea how it worked but it...
    Hi all. :):) Hmmm. As I remember, it often produced such beautiful pictures always similar but never the same, unlike Chromatography which â??Paladinâ?? mentioned. I have no idea how it worked but it was like looking at flowers. Peter :):)
    Hi all. :):) Hmmm. As I remember, it often produced such beautiful pictures always similar but never the same, unlike Chromatography which â??Paladinâ?? mentioned. I have no idea how it worked but it was like looking at flowers. Peter :):)
    Hi all. :):) Hmmm. As I remember, it often produced such beautiful pictures always similar but never the same, unlike Chromatography which â??Paladinâ?? mentioned. I have no idea how it worked but it...
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  15. Pro Gard

    How many of us are vegetarians and Why?

    I am a vegetarian-not quite vegan because I don't think I can give up creamy hot chocolate made using full fat milk. However I would if I had to-I am extremely lucky in that I live across the road...
    I am a vegetarian-not quite vegan because I don't think I can give up creamy hot chocolate made using full fat milk. However I would if I had to-I am extremely lucky in that I live across the road from a small farm and can get my dairy produce from there-fresh milk, sometimes still warm from...
    I am a vegetarian-not quite vegan because I don't think I can give up creamy hot chocolate made using full fat milk. However I would if I had to-I am extremely lucky in that I live across the road from a small farm and can get my dairy produce...
    I am a vegetarian-not quite vegan because I don't think I can give up creamy hot chocolate made using full fat milk. However I would if I had to-I am extremely lucky in that I live across the road...
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  16. sweetpeas

    Broody Hen

    Hey Jo I wrote this piece for the Poultry Forum I belong to and happy to share with you. I'd add to it - be firm. It looks like you're being cruel, but it's for their own good. Some breeds...
    Hey Jo I wrote this piece for the Poultry Forum I belong to and happy to share with you. I'd add to it - be firm. It looks like you're being cruel, but it's for their own good. Some breeds are more determined than others to go broody. These tend to be the “fluffier” or heavier breeds, such...
    Hey Jo I wrote this piece for the Poultry Forum I belong to and happy to share with you. I'd add to it - be firm. It looks like you're being cruel, but it's for their own good. Some breeds are more determined than others to go broody. These...
    Hey Jo I wrote this piece for the Poultry Forum I belong to and happy to share with you. I'd add to it - be firm. It looks like you're being cruel, but it's for their own good. Some breeds...
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  17. wiseowl

    EU Ballot

    "The Mail", walnut.:skp: You might be better "Googling" it, mate. :)
    "The Mail", walnut.:skp: You might be better "Googling" it, mate. :)
    "The Mail", walnut.:skp: You might be better "Googling" it, mate. :)
    "The Mail", walnut.:skp: You might be better "Googling" it, mate. :)
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  18. borrowers

    How can we do this......

    hi dee, haha it was my boss at that time that got the tickets remebering i was only in my 20s a lot of people in uk hadnt heard of him as it was his first time in uk, my SIL said they had cut some...
    hi dee, haha it was my boss at that time that got the tickets remebering i was only in my 20s a lot of people in uk hadnt heard of him as it was his first time in uk, my SIL said they had cut some bits out and maybe iff we had of gone to st james park instead of my place it might of been on...
    hi dee, haha it was my boss at that time that got the tickets remebering i was only in my 20s a lot of people in uk hadnt heard of him as it was his first time in uk, my SIL said they had cut some bits out and maybe iff we had of gone to st james...
    hi dee, haha it was my boss at that time that got the tickets remebering i was only in my 20s a lot of people in uk hadnt heard of him as it was his first time in uk, my SIL said they had cut some...
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  19. rosa

    Bruce Springstein 1985

    well guys ive got it on vhs tape sending it to our dear friend woo hes going to put it on dvd so as soon as i get it back will be putting it up here, my SIL called she said it was fine and at...
    well guys ive got it on vhs tape sending it to our dear friend woo hes going to put it on dvd so as soon as i get it back will be putting it up here, my SIL called she said it was fine and at least we didnt show ourselves up i was a bit mmmm about my comments that id never heard of bruce...
    well guys ive got it on vhs tape sending it to our dear friend woo hes going to put it on dvd so as soon as i get it back will be putting it up here, my SIL called she said it was fine and at least we didnt show ourselves up i was a bit mmmm...
    well guys ive got it on vhs tape sending it to our dear friend woo hes going to put it on dvd so as soon as i get it back will be putting it up here, my SIL called she said it was fine and at...
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  20. clueless1

    Insult after insult

    new labour will get a bloody nose come the general election the tories will profit (pardon the pun) though they are just as embroiled in the expenses scandal what a great choice eh failed flawed...
    new labour will get a bloody nose come the general election the tories will profit (pardon the pun) though they are just as embroiled in the expenses scandal what a great choice eh failed flawed labour or the forever sleazey tories forget the dreamy lib dems or anyone else realistically getting...
    new labour will get a bloody nose come the general election the tories will profit (pardon the pun) though they are just as embroiled in the expenses scandal what a great choice eh failed flawed labour or the forever sleazey tories forget the...
    new labour will get a bloody nose come the general election the tories will profit (pardon the pun) though they are just as embroiled in the expenses scandal what a great choice eh failed flawed...
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