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  1. mazambo
    Like x 4

    Arthritis alleviation

    I have Turmeric, alas Carol doesn't wear tights (so can't get any there) and I suffer dreadfully from arthritis.
    I have Turmeric, alas Carol doesn't wear tights (so can't get any there) and I suffer dreadfully from arthritis.
    I have Turmeric, alas Carol doesn't wear tights (so can't get any there) and I suffer dreadfully from arthritis.
    I have Turmeric, alas Carol doesn't wear tights (so can't get any there) and I suffer dreadfully from arthritis.
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  2. Vince

    Septic Tank 2020

    Thanks guys, with the money I've saved from re-negotiating the purchase price, I might treat myself to another car, alas NOT an Aston Martin.
    Thanks guys, with the money I've saved from re-negotiating the purchase price, I might treat myself to another car, alas NOT an Aston Martin.
    Thanks guys, with the money I've saved from re-negotiating the purchase price, I might treat myself to another car, alas NOT an Aston Martin.
    Thanks guys, with the money I've saved from re-negotiating the purchase price, I might treat myself to another car, alas NOT an Aston Martin.
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  3. Kathy3

    Remembrance sunday

    From the mouth of babes.
    From the mouth of babes.
    From the mouth of babes.
    From the mouth of babes.
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  4. shiney
    Like x 7

    Illusions!

    Nope
    Nope
    Nope
    Nope
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  5. flower_sitter

    Sago Palm help

    Cycas revoluta, first thing is, when they are growing a flush of new fronds its best to not move them, even turing the plant round before the fronds have hardened can cause them to become twisted...
    Cycas revoluta, first thing is, when they are growing a flush of new fronds its best to not move them, even turing the plant round before the fronds have hardened can cause them to become twisted and misshapen. I realise in you position that was not possible.Difficult to say but my guess is...
    Cycas revoluta, first thing is, when they are growing a flush of new fronds its best to not move them, even turing the plant round before the fronds have hardened can cause them to become twisted and misshapen. I realise in you position that was...
    Cycas revoluta, first thing is, when they are growing a flush of new fronds its best to not move them, even turing the plant round before the fronds have hardened can cause them to become twisted...
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  6. shiney
    Informative x 4

    Cruelty to Animals

    They love igloos ... we have one but as we have two poppets I call it the "Twogloo". Our 20 year old who left us a few years ago was buried with his. He was Magic Sam but we called him Boo so it...
    They love igloos ... we have one but as we have two poppets I call it the "Twogloo". Our 20 year old who left us a few years ago was buried with his. He was Magic Sam but we called him Boo so it was the Boogloo. He liked cushions too ...
    They love igloos ... we have one but as we have two poppets I call it the "Twogloo". Our 20 year old who left us a few years ago was buried with his. He was Magic Sam but we called him Boo so it was the Boogloo. He liked cushions too ...
    They love igloos ... we have one but as we have two poppets I call it the "Twogloo". Our 20 year old who left us a few years ago was buried with his. He was Magic Sam but we called him Boo so it...
    Dinkies in Hand.JPG Rose Babes.JPG Face On.JPG DSC_0017~2.JPG DSC_0018.JPG Boo - Prince and the Pea.JPG
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  7. shiney
    Like x 7

    A Minute's Silence

    I’m sure we’re all familiar with the following. Yes, it’s probably a naive notion, but to my mind, a wonderful one.Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only...
    I’m sure we’re all familiar with the following. Yes, it’s probably a naive notion, but to my mind, a wonderful one.Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today... Aha-ah...Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard...
    I’m sure we’re all familiar with the following. Yes, it’s probably a naive notion, but to my mind, a wonderful one.Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today......
    I’m sure we’re all familiar with the following. Yes, it’s probably a naive notion, but to my mind, a wonderful one.Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only...
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  8. Daisies

    Couriers - who is responsible for stolen goods?

    I've mentioned this before:- I returned home one evening about 10.30 and saw a package on the grass verge about 100yds from me and sitting under a lamppost. I went to look and it was a food...
    I've mentioned this before:- I returned home one evening about 10.30 and saw a package on the grass verge about 100yds from me and sitting under a lamppost. I went to look and it was a food delivery from one of the menu companies. On the label it had a delivery name, address and phone number. ...
    I've mentioned this before:- I returned home one evening about 10.30 and saw a package on the grass verge about 100yds from me and sitting under a lamppost. I went to look and it was a food delivery from one of the menu companies. On the label...
    I've mentioned this before:- I returned home one evening about 10.30 and saw a package on the grass verge about 100yds from me and sitting under a lamppost. I went to look and it was a food...
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  9. Paul Clarke

    Pesky weed in lawn.

    I think it will disappear once you start close mowing the lawn, I've got lots of it but never in the lawn/grass.
    I think it will disappear once you start close mowing the lawn, I've got lots of it but never in the lawn/grass.
    I think it will disappear once you start close mowing the lawn, I've got lots of it but never in the lawn/grass.
    I think it will disappear once you start close mowing the lawn, I've got lots of it but never in the lawn/grass.
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  10. Victoria
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  11. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY - SIRIUS

    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
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  12. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXL

    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
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  13. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    Sean Connery - RIP

    Totally agree Mike. Schools should play a big part. I remember back at my primary school. The boys were told regularly that to hit a girl is the most cowardly horrible thing that you could do. ...
    Totally agree Mike. Schools should play a big part. I remember back at my primary school. The boys were told regularly that to hit a girl is the most cowardly horrible thing that you could do. I don't remember a single incident of it happening back then. I did talk to a work colleague some...
    Totally agree Mike. Schools should play a big part. I remember back at my primary school. The boys were told regularly that to hit a girl is the most cowardly horrible thing that you could do. I don't remember a single incident of it happening...
    Totally agree Mike. Schools should play a big part. I remember back at my primary school. The boys were told regularly that to hit a girl is the most cowardly horrible thing that you could do. ...
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  14. ThePlantAssassin
    Agree x 5

    Another Lockdown?

    Yeah and that was the one in London, I dont think:scratch: any of the others treated anybody.
    Yeah and that was the one in London, I dont think:scratch: any of the others treated anybody.
    Yeah and that was the one in London, I dont think:scratch: any of the others treated anybody.
    Yeah and that was the one in London, I dont think:scratch: any of the others treated anybody.
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  15. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU - SIAN

    Best wishes.
    Best wishes.
    Best wishes.
    Best wishes.
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  16. pete

    Rowing machines

    Ok, my mates one was second hand, need to find one locally though.
    Ok, my mates one was second hand, need to find one locally though.
    Ok, my mates one was second hand, need to find one locally though.
    Ok, my mates one was second hand, need to find one locally though.
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  17. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEBMASTER - NATHAN

    Belated wishes, hope you had a great day Nathan!
    Belated wishes, hope you had a great day Nathan!
    Belated wishes, hope you had a great day Nathan!
    Belated wishes, hope you had a great day Nathan!
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  18. Jiffy

    Broadband

    I've just done a speed check on both my computers. They're both ethernet wired to the router and sit in the same room. did both tests on the same site.No 1 reads Response Time 7 ms Download...
    I've just done a speed check on both my computers. They're both ethernet wired to the router and sit in the same room. did both tests on the same site.No 1 reads Response Time 7 ms Download 8.1 Mbps Upload 1.7 Mbps No 2 reads Response time 11 ms Download 8.4 Mbps Upload 1.2 MbpsNo idea...
    I've just done a speed check on both my computers. They're both ethernet wired to the router and sit in the same room. did both tests on the same site.No 1 reads Response Time 7 ms Download 8.1 Mbps Upload 1.7 Mbps No 2 reads Response time...
    I've just done a speed check on both my computers. They're both ethernet wired to the router and sit in the same room. did both tests on the same site.No 1 reads Response Time 7 ms Download...
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  19. shiney
    Like x 4

    Happiness Starts With A Smile

    Made me laugh.
    Made me laugh.
    Made me laugh.
    Made me laugh.
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  20. Victoria
    Like x 3

    Formula 1

    True...don't feel so bad now a link is verified!!:heehee:
    True...don't feel so bad now a link is verified!!:heehee:
    True...don't feel so bad now a link is verified!!:heehee:
    True...don't feel so bad now a link is verified!!:heehee:
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