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  1. Aesculus

    Really Painful Knuckle?

    Ok well I phoned up NHS Direct and spoke to a very nice lady who took me through some yes/no questions about my symptoms and then went on to apologise that a nurse wouldn't be able to call me back...
    Ok well I phoned up NHS Direct and spoke to a very nice lady who took me through some yes/no questions about my symptoms and then went on to apologise that a nurse wouldn't be able to call me back for up-to 4hrs because half the population of the UK are phoning up to find out if there cough/cold...
    Ok well I phoned up NHS Direct and spoke to a very nice lady who took me through some yes/no questions about my symptoms and then went on to apologise that a nurse wouldn't be able to call me back for up-to 4hrs because half the population of the...
    Ok well I phoned up NHS Direct and spoke to a very nice lady who took me through some yes/no questions about my symptoms and then went on to apologise that a nurse wouldn't be able to call me back...
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  2. Sussexgardener

    Cruise to Norway

    lovely pics thanks for sharing, been on a cruise to amsterdam a few times had a great time the nightlife on the boat was great entertainment and a fab piano bar lovely food also in the restaurant...
    lovely pics thanks for sharing, been on a cruise to amsterdam a few times had a great time the nightlife on the boat was great entertainment and a fab piano bar lovely food also in the restaurant on-board
    lovely pics thanks for sharing, been on a cruise to amsterdam a few times had a great time the nightlife on the boat was great entertainment and a fab piano bar lovely food also in the restaurant on-board
    lovely pics thanks for sharing, been on a cruise to amsterdam a few times had a great time the nightlife on the boat was great entertainment and a fab piano bar lovely food also in the restaurant...
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  3. high kype

    my son at his passing out parade

    thanks Aaron
    thanks Aaron
    thanks Aaron
    thanks Aaron
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  4. Pro Gard

    Petion for Mr Brown to resign

    And the 'expenses'!
    And the 'expenses'!
    And the 'expenses'!
    And the 'expenses'!
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  5. Paladin

    Idiot rich kids

    The police have been knocking on doors for the last four days and last night they actually got to speak with the Mother of the lad.He's been staying with his Dad who lives elsewhere over the...
    The police have been knocking on doors for the last four days and last night they actually got to speak with the Mother of the lad.He's been staying with his Dad who lives elsewhere over the weekend and when he gets home I imagine all hell will break loose. It seems he's been shooting birds and...
    The police have been knocking on doors for the last four days and last night they actually got to speak with the Mother of the lad.He's been staying with his Dad who lives elsewhere over the weekend and when he gets home I imagine all hell will...
    The police have been knocking on doors for the last four days and last night they actually got to speak with the Mother of the lad.He's been staying with his Dad who lives elsewhere over the...
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  6. rosa

    Happy Anniversary Mr & Mrs Victoria

    A belated anniversary to you both. Hope you had a great day. I can recommend a cruise to celebrate the next one!
    A belated anniversary to you both. Hope you had a great day. I can recommend a cruise to celebrate the next one!
    A belated anniversary to you both. Hope you had a great day. I can recommend a cruise to celebrate the next one!
    A belated anniversary to you both. Hope you had a great day. I can recommend a cruise to celebrate the next one!
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  7. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Borrowers

    Borrowers..!!!! Here's
    Borrowers..!!!! Here's
    Borrowers..!!!! Here's
    Borrowers..!!!! Here's
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  8. capney

    Dentist tomorrow

    :dh:Oh Cap, what are you like:hehe: I think you've got a 'taste' for the dentist now and just want to keep going:wink: Thinking of you whilst I eat my lovely dinner! cheers
    :dh:Oh Cap, what are you like:hehe: I think you've got a 'taste' for the dentist now and just want to keep going:wink: Thinking of you whilst I eat my lovely dinner! cheers
    :dh:Oh Cap, what are you like:hehe: I think you've got a 'taste' for the dentist now and just want to keep going:wink: Thinking of you whilst I eat my lovely dinner! cheers
    :dh:Oh Cap, what are you like:hehe: I think you've got a 'taste' for the dentist now and just want to keep going:wink: Thinking of you whilst I eat my lovely dinner! cheers
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  9. Lyn

    A Good book

    I've just finished reading ""The Suspicions of Mr Whicher" by Kate Summerscale.It's a fascinating research into a real murder that happened in 1860 but it contains many references to the...
    I've just finished reading ""The Suspicions of Mr Whicher" by Kate Summerscale.It's a fascinating research into a real murder that happened in 1860 but it contains many references to the early detective novels of the time and the social and political circumstances of the Victorian era. ...
    I've just finished reading ""The Suspicions of Mr Whicher" by Kate Summerscale.It's a fascinating research into a real murder that happened in 1860 but it contains many references to the early detective novels of the time and the social and...
    I've just finished reading ""The Suspicions of Mr Whicher" by Kate Summerscale.It's a fascinating research into a real murder that happened in 1860 but it contains many references to the...
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  10. Jack by the hedge

    Gas board threat

    Thanks for that, borrowers. At the moment he's visiting a mutual friend in the Lake District so I hope he still finds his gas connected when he gets back after his short break !Having just...
    Thanks for that, borrowers. At the moment he's visiting a mutual friend in the Lake District so I hope he still finds his gas connected when he gets back after his short break !Having just moved, with all the worry that it involves, the last thing you want is this sort of hassle when you...
    Thanks for that, borrowers. At the moment he's visiting a mutual friend in the Lake District so I hope he still finds his gas connected when he gets back after his short break !Having just moved, with all the worry that it involves, the last...
    Thanks for that, borrowers. At the moment he's visiting a mutual friend in the Lake District so I hope he still finds his gas connected when he gets back after his short break !Having just...
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  11. shiney

    I'm Back! At Last!

    Glad to see you back mate. I know only too well how it feels when something goes wrong (:hehe:). Not funny at the time though, in any respect. Looking forward to seeing pics of your next open...
    Glad to see you back mate. I know only too well how it feels when something goes wrong (:hehe:). Not funny at the time though, in any respect. Looking forward to seeing pics of your next open day. cheers
    Glad to see you back mate. I know only too well how it feels when something goes wrong (:hehe:). Not funny at the time though, in any respect. Looking forward to seeing pics of your next open day. cheers
    Glad to see you back mate. I know only too well how it feels when something goes wrong (:hehe:). Not funny at the time though, in any respect. Looking forward to seeing pics of your next open...
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  12. capney

    Albino frog

    fascinating and great footage of the white frog i love frogs they are most welcome in the garden
    fascinating and great footage of the white frog i love frogs they are most welcome in the garden
    fascinating and great footage of the white frog i love frogs they are most welcome in the garden
    fascinating and great footage of the white frog i love frogs they are most welcome in the garden
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  13. vegpatch

    Facebook addiction

    whooo accepted lol
    whooo accepted lol
    whooo accepted lol
    whooo accepted lol
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  14. Lyn

    What is wrong with some people

    I also grew up on a council estate. In the early 1950s having a 'phone was considered something of a luxury and so on street corners there were alarm boxes in order to call the fire brigade if an...
    I also grew up on a council estate. In the early 1950s having a 'phone was considered something of a luxury and so on street corners there were alarm boxes in order to call the fire brigade if an emergency arose. Once in a blue moon the glass was smashed and the fire brigade called out...
    I also grew up on a council estate. In the early 1950s having a 'phone was considered something of a luxury and so on street corners there were alarm boxes in order to call the fire brigade if an emergency arose. Once in a blue moon the glass was...
    I also grew up on a council estate. In the early 1950s having a 'phone was considered something of a luxury and so on street corners there were alarm boxes in order to call the fire brigade if an...
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  15. Helofadigger

    State OAP

    I was self employed for a while and had no option to opt out. In fact I was employed by a company and self employed in my own venture at the same time, so had to pay NI twice (once through the...
    I was self employed for a while and had no option to opt out. In fact I was employed by a company and self employed in my own venture at the same time, so had to pay NI twice (once through the company I worked for and again directly to HM Customs and Revenue for my self employment).As far as...
    I was self employed for a while and had no option to opt out. In fact I was employed by a company and self employed in my own venture at the same time, so had to pay NI twice (once through the company I worked for and again directly to HM Customs...
    I was self employed for a while and had no option to opt out. In fact I was employed by a company and self employed in my own venture at the same time, so had to pay NI twice (once through the...
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  17. pip

    Inconsiderate neighbours

    It's hard to advise. I am young and strong and extremely capable of dealing with people face to face-and have done on many occasions, but what would I do if I was older and weaker than I am now? ...
    It's hard to advise. I am young and strong and extremely capable of dealing with people face to face-and have done on many occasions, but what would I do if I was older and weaker than I am now? I don't know. But this is trespass and criminal damage, and really, although you know in your...
    It's hard to advise. I am young and strong and extremely capable of dealing with people face to face-and have done on many occasions, but what would I do if I was older and weaker than I am now? I don't know. But this is trespass and...
    It's hard to advise. I am young and strong and extremely capable of dealing with people face to face-and have done on many occasions, but what would I do if I was older and weaker than I am now? ...
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  18. capney

    RIP-OFF Britain

    I have to admit I dont know how long I was asleep in one of those chairs this afternoon.:snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz: I dont clock watch like I used to..:thmb: It was so easy and I was...
    I have to admit I dont know how long I was asleep in one of those chairs this afternoon.:snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz: I dont clock watch like I used to..:thmb: It was so easy and I was only awakened by a friend visiting.. robert
    I have to admit I dont know how long I was asleep in one of those chairs this afternoon.:snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz: I dont clock watch like I used to..:thmb: It was so easy and I was only awakened by a friend visiting.. robert
    I have to admit I dont know how long I was asleep in one of those chairs this afternoon.:snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz::snz: I dont clock watch like I used to..:thmb: It was so easy and I was...
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  19. Lyn

    St George Day

    :luv:Thanks from both of us:gnthb:
    :luv:Thanks from both of us:gnthb:
    :luv:Thanks from both of us:gnthb:
    :luv:Thanks from both of us:gnthb:
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  20. capney

    Conspiracy

    Mrs C Is very astute and correct in her observations,I have also noticed that when out driving the Roads are getting narrower But when I try and cross the Road while out walking they have got even...
    Mrs C Is very astute and correct in her observations,I have also noticed that when out driving the Roads are getting narrower But when I try and cross the Road while out walking they have got even wider, I will try and email Mrs C,s observation to everyone I know but now the Goverment are...
    Mrs C Is very astute and correct in her observations,I have also noticed that when out driving the Roads are getting narrower But when I try and cross the Road while out walking they have got even wider, I will try and email Mrs C,s observation...
    Mrs C Is very astute and correct in her observations,I have also noticed that when out driving the Roads are getting narrower But when I try and cross the Road while out walking they have got even...
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