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  1. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Freddy

    .... hope you had a nice day.
    .... hope you had a nice day.
    .... hope you had a nice day.
    .... hope you had a nice day.
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  2. redstar

    Colon Cancer

    redstar, I'm so sorry to hear about your friends sister. Young too. clueless, glad to hear your mother-in-law is well. Doctors have changed their outlook I think. I've had this procedure and...
    redstar, I'm so sorry to hear about your friends sister. Young too. clueless, glad to hear your mother-in-law is well. Doctors have changed their outlook I think. I've had this procedure and I won't lie, it does hurt but you have a sedative and doesn't take too long. Without wishing to...
    redstar, I'm so sorry to hear about your friends sister. Young too. clueless, glad to hear your mother-in-law is well. Doctors have changed their outlook I think. I've had this procedure and I won't lie, it does hurt but you have a sedative...
    redstar, I'm so sorry to hear about your friends sister. Young too. clueless, glad to hear your mother-in-law is well. Doctors have changed their outlook I think. I've had this procedure and...
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  3. capney

    27.8C

    Standing at a potting bench for 7 hours pricking out seedlings in a glasshouse in 30c+ isn't so much fun, August it could be 42c.:D
    Standing at a potting bench for 7 hours pricking out seedlings in a glasshouse in 30c+ isn't so much fun, August it could be 42c.:D
    Standing at a potting bench for 7 hours pricking out seedlings in a glasshouse in 30c+ isn't so much fun, August it could be 42c.:D
    Standing at a potting bench for 7 hours pricking out seedlings in a glasshouse in 30c+ isn't so much fun, August it could be 42c.:D
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  4. Pro Gard

    Anyone used a Fein Multimaster?

    Good stuff Pro. You'll also be able to trim the bottoms of doors without taking them off and a host of other fiddly things that would otherwise take ages. And just wait till you get onto the...
    Good stuff Pro. You'll also be able to trim the bottoms of doors without taking them off and a host of other fiddly things that would otherwise take ages. And just wait till you get onto the tiling....
    Good stuff Pro. You'll also be able to trim the bottoms of doors without taking them off and a host of other fiddly things that would otherwise take ages. And just wait till you get onto the tiling....
    Good stuff Pro. You'll also be able to trim the bottoms of doors without taking them off and a host of other fiddly things that would otherwise take ages. And just wait till you get onto the...
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  5. pete

    Tuning in a TV.

    Thanks Robert, I see what your saying, I'll unravel all the wiring and give it a try.Later:D
    Thanks Robert, I see what your saying, I'll unravel all the wiring and give it a try.Later:D
    Thanks Robert, I see what your saying, I'll unravel all the wiring and give it a try.Later:D
    Thanks Robert, I see what your saying, I'll unravel all the wiring and give it a try.Later:D
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  6. Pro Gard

    Strange customers!!!

    Great stories, as has been said it would be great to have all these in a book. Combined with all you other jobbing gardeners etc it would make a great read - funny but sad and with some great...
    Great stories, as has been said it would be great to have all these in a book. Combined with all you other jobbing gardeners etc it would make a great read - funny but sad and with some great historical entries. I'll buy it! cheers
    Great stories, as has been said it would be great to have all these in a book. Combined with all you other jobbing gardeners etc it would make a great read - funny but sad and with some great historical entries. I'll buy it! cheers
    Great stories, as has been said it would be great to have all these in a book. Combined with all you other jobbing gardeners etc it would make a great read - funny but sad and with some great...
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  7. Winnie

    Timing on this site ...

    Good to see you back, Daisees, you better now?
    Good to see you back, Daisees, you better now?
    Good to see you back, Daisees, you better now?
    Good to see you back, Daisees, you better now?
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  8. borrowers

    Speed cameras!

    :hehe: borrowers... What are you..???? :lollol::rotfl:
    :hehe: borrowers... What are you..???? :lollol::rotfl:
    :hehe: borrowers... What are you..???? :lollol::rotfl:
    :hehe: borrowers... What are you..???? :lollol::rotfl:
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  9. clueless1

    Hand of god spotted

    Fantastic stuff. Thanks for sharing. cheers
    Fantastic stuff. Thanks for sharing. cheers
    Fantastic stuff. Thanks for sharing. cheers
    Fantastic stuff. Thanks for sharing. cheers
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  10. Paladin

    A Day Out

    Great photo's & mini stories as per Pal. I agree with with O2 I would string them up too. Why do they do it, (not a rhetorical question) is it to sell them for the meat? Horrible, horrible...
    Great photo's & mini stories as per Pal. I agree with with O2 I would string them up too. Why do they do it, (not a rhetorical question) is it to sell them for the meat? Horrible, horrible people. cheers
    Great photo's & mini stories as per Pal. I agree with with O2 I would string them up too. Why do they do it, (not a rhetorical question) is it to sell them for the meat? Horrible, horrible people. cheers
    Great photo's & mini stories as per Pal. I agree with with O2 I would string them up too. Why do they do it, (not a rhetorical question) is it to sell them for the meat? Horrible, horrible...
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  11. Sussexgardener

    Oh dear...I think I'm addicted

    Thats O.K then. Just to get it right. Shopping and slipping in a few growables is O.K But no garden centres. :lollol:
    Thats O.K then. Just to get it right. Shopping and slipping in a few growables is O.K But no garden centres. :lollol:
    Thats O.K then. Just to get it right. Shopping and slipping in a few growables is O.K But no garden centres. :lollol:
    Thats O.K then. Just to get it right. Shopping and slipping in a few growables is O.K But no garden centres. :lollol:
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  12. clueless1

    Question for the parents of young kids

    My Mother used to have a mini-pickup - 2 seats in the front, I don't suppose it had any seat belts back then. I used to stand between the two seats when she had a passenger; which is how I came to...
    My Mother used to have a mini-pickup - 2 seats in the front, I don't suppose it had any seat belts back then. I used to stand between the two seats when she had a passenger; which is how I came to break my nose on the read view mirror when we had a crash (1963 or '64 I think)
    My Mother used to have a mini-pickup - 2 seats in the front, I don't suppose it had any seat belts back then. I used to stand between the two seats when she had a passenger; which is how I came to break my nose on the read view mirror when we had...
    My Mother used to have a mini-pickup - 2 seats in the front, I don't suppose it had any seat belts back then. I used to stand between the two seats when she had a passenger; which is how I came to...
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  13. pete

    David Attenborough sticks his neck out.

    Nature will sort it all out. Nobody is sure what 'global warming' will mean for everyone, but there seems to be too schools of thought. In one version, Britain and the likes will get a climate...
    Nature will sort it all out. Nobody is sure what 'global warming' will mean for everyone, but there seems to be too schools of thought. In one version, Britain and the likes will get a climate similar to that of north africa, and we won't be able to grow our main food crops anymore. In another...
    Nature will sort it all out. Nobody is sure what 'global warming' will mean for everyone, but there seems to be too schools of thought. In one version, Britain and the likes will get a climate similar to that of north africa, and we won't be able...
    Nature will sort it all out. Nobody is sure what 'global warming' will mean for everyone, but there seems to be too schools of thought. In one version, Britain and the likes will get a climate...
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  14. rosa

    Whistling Gnome

    hehe dee does he have a builders bottom then hahaha
    hehe dee does he have a builders bottom then hahaha
    hehe dee does he have a builders bottom then hahaha
    hehe dee does he have a builders bottom then hahaha
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  15. Lyn

    Anyone else had a rubbish Easter

    :lollol: Rant over, i do feel much better today The people on here always make things seem better. I Thank you for that.borrowers , yes it's the chesty coughy sore throat bad head virus, loads...
    :lollol: Rant over, i do feel much better today The people on here always make things seem better. I Thank you for that.borrowers , yes it's the chesty coughy sore throat bad head virus, loads of people have it.The car isn't fix due to the holiday. I'm not sure if i should drive it, I...
    :lollol: Rant over, i do feel much better today The people on here always make things seem better. I Thank you for that.borrowers , yes it's the chesty coughy sore throat bad head virus, loads of people have it.The car isn't fix due to the...
    :lollol: Rant over, i do feel much better today The people on here always make things seem better. I Thank you for that.borrowers , yes it's the chesty coughy sore throat bad head virus, loads...
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  17. rosa

    Happy Easter Everyone

    We did ,thank you Marley:gnthb:...Last minute invite to my big Bro's....for once,no booze,no food,no kiddies....just tea and chat...excellent!:gnthb:...Tomorrow's a differnet tale:doh:
    We did ,thank you Marley:gnthb:...Last minute invite to my big Bro's....for once,no booze,no food,no kiddies....just tea and chat...excellent!:gnthb:...Tomorrow's a differnet tale:doh:
    We did ,thank you Marley:gnthb:...Last minute invite to my big Bro's....for once,no booze,no food,no kiddies....just tea and chat...excellent!:gnthb:...Tomorrow's a differnet tale:doh:
    We did ,thank you Marley:gnthb:...Last minute invite to my big Bro's....for once,no booze,no food,no kiddies....just tea and chat...excellent!:gnthb:...Tomorrow's a differnet tale:doh:
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  18. Kedi-Gato

    Happy Birthday DAG

    :rotfl::rotfl:
    :rotfl::rotfl:
    :rotfl::rotfl:
    :rotfl::rotfl:
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  19. Pro Gard

    Home made trowel/spade!

    Looks good, Pro. I've always preferred carbon steel for any tool that is subject to levering or needs sharpening. Stainless steel may shed the mud easier but it just doesn't seem as strong.
    Looks good, Pro. I've always preferred carbon steel for any tool that is subject to levering or needs sharpening. Stainless steel may shed the mud easier but it just doesn't seem as strong.
    Looks good, Pro. I've always preferred carbon steel for any tool that is subject to levering or needs sharpening. Stainless steel may shed the mud easier but it just doesn't seem as strong.
    Looks good, Pro. I've always preferred carbon steel for any tool that is subject to levering or needs sharpening. Stainless steel may shed the mud easier but it just doesn't seem as strong.
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  20. CrinumBulbs

    Amateur Gardening Mag.

    What a shame:( I really liked her columns...Ah well,onwards and upwards:)
    What a shame:( I really liked her columns...Ah well,onwards and upwards:)
    What a shame:( I really liked her columns...Ah well,onwards and upwards:)
    What a shame:( I really liked her columns...Ah well,onwards and upwards:)
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