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  1. borrowers

    Built-in ovens...

    :dh:....And I thought you ladies spent more time looking for a bargain than actually buying the first thing that you find!:hehe: Reckon Mrs Pal would like a big cupboard like yours to hold the...
    :dh:....And I thought you ladies spent more time looking for a bargain than actually buying the first thing that you find!:hehe: Reckon Mrs Pal would like a big cupboard like yours to hold the China dinner service she inherited..about £35,000 worth...instead of in storage. Have a good weekend...
    :dh:....And I thought you ladies spent more time looking for a bargain than actually buying the first thing that you find!:hehe: Reckon Mrs Pal would like a big cupboard like yours to hold the China dinner service she inherited..about £35,000...
    :dh:....And I thought you ladies spent more time looking for a bargain than actually buying the first thing that you find!:hehe: Reckon Mrs Pal would like a big cupboard like yours to hold the...
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  2. chriz1

    what oil for mowers?

    Definatly go with what your manual advises or an expert garden machinery centre. My Brother runs his own centre and makes a good living when folk mess up:dh:
    Definatly go with what your manual advises or an expert garden machinery centre. My Brother runs his own centre and makes a good living when folk mess up:dh:
    Definatly go with what your manual advises or an expert garden machinery centre. My Brother runs his own centre and makes a good living when folk mess up:dh:
    Definatly go with what your manual advises or an expert garden machinery centre. My Brother runs his own centre and makes a good living when folk mess up:dh:
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  3. capney

    Need a new car?

    Doesn't happen with motorbikes - they arrive at the dealers in bits and have to be built!
    Doesn't happen with motorbikes - they arrive at the dealers in bits and have to be built!
    Doesn't happen with motorbikes - they arrive at the dealers in bits and have to be built!
    Doesn't happen with motorbikes - they arrive at the dealers in bits and have to be built!
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  4. clueless1

    Another travesty of justice

    Hi Clueless I have just had a look at the Judges Previous cases ,Seems to have a habit of Leniency To put it Mildly:)
    Hi Clueless I have just had a look at the Judges Previous cases ,Seems to have a habit of Leniency To put it Mildly:)
    Hi Clueless I have just had a look at the Judges Previous cases ,Seems to have a habit of Leniency To put it Mildly:)
    Hi Clueless I have just had a look at the Judges Previous cases ,Seems to have a habit of Leniency To put it Mildly:)
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  5. borrowers

    one for the girls....

    :lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe::lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe: I nearly choked on my hobnob then Clueless. I am pretty boyish in my manner of dress so don't bother with all of that, wear no...
    :lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe::lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe: I nearly choked on my hobnob then Clueless. I am pretty boyish in my manner of dress so don't bother with all of that, wear no makeup except if I'm going out, flat shoes or those sketcher pumps because they're easy to get on and I...
    :lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe::lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe: I nearly choked on my hobnob then Clueless. I am pretty boyish in my manner of dress so don't bother with all of that, wear no makeup except if I'm going out, flat shoes or those...
    :lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe::lollol::lollol::hehe::hehe: I nearly choked on my hobnob then Clueless. I am pretty boyish in my manner of dress so don't bother with all of that, wear no...
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  6. Loofah

    Might need luck...

    Good luck to you both,and Paul give it a go you have nothing to lose you may find yourself a hiking companion.
    Good luck to you both,and Paul give it a go you have nothing to lose you may find yourself a hiking companion.
    Good luck to you both,and Paul give it a go you have nothing to lose you may find yourself a hiking companion.
    Good luck to you both,and Paul give it a go you have nothing to lose you may find yourself a hiking companion.
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  7. Paladin

    Happy Birthday Winnie

    happy birthday winnie
    happy birthday winnie
    happy birthday winnie
    happy birthday winnie
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  8. Sussexgardener

    We went to Salisbury this weekend...

    Cheers Muddy, yes I love ecclesiastical architecture. Been to Salisbury, didn't go in though, just walked around (we went on the motorbikes and it was a hot, hot day). Love Chichester Cathedral...
    Cheers Muddy, yes I love ecclesiastical architecture. Been to Salisbury, didn't go in though, just walked around (we went on the motorbikes and it was a hot, hot day). Love Chichester Cathedral - the only one you can see from the sea and its free to go in and wander around. In-laws live in...
    Cheers Muddy, yes I love ecclesiastical architecture. Been to Salisbury, didn't go in though, just walked around (we went on the motorbikes and it was a hot, hot day). Love Chichester Cathedral - the only one you can see from the sea and its...
    Cheers Muddy, yes I love ecclesiastical architecture. Been to Salisbury, didn't go in though, just walked around (we went on the motorbikes and it was a hot, hot day). Love Chichester Cathedral...
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  9. L plate gardener

    A/S/L everyone??

    That's just what I was thinking, Jbth! cheers
    That's just what I was thinking, Jbth! cheers
    That's just what I was thinking, Jbth! cheers
    That's just what I was thinking, Jbth! cheers
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  10. Cyril

    Music on line...

    If you want to discover a whole world of unsigned music, go to
    If you want to discover a whole world of unsigned music, go to
    If you want to discover a whole world of unsigned music, go to
    If you want to discover a whole world of unsigned music, go to
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  11. Webmaster

    No music videos on YouTube

    Well I can't find any decent Rocky Horror music on You Tube, apart from some dodgy karaoke tracks for "Doin the Time Warp"!!
    Well I can't find any decent Rocky Horror music on You Tube, apart from some dodgy karaoke tracks for "Doin the Time Warp"!!
    Well I can't find any decent Rocky Horror music on You Tube, apart from some dodgy karaoke tracks for "Doin the Time Warp"!!
    Well I can't find any decent Rocky Horror music on You Tube, apart from some dodgy karaoke tracks for "Doin the Time Warp"!!
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  12. Sussexgardener

    Wedding Present

    It's a shame when people overdo it. I understand the need to make it a very special once in a lifetime day, just can't help wondering about all the once in a lifetime marriages that will ensue.
    It's a shame when people overdo it. I understand the need to make it a very special once in a lifetime day, just can't help wondering about all the once in a lifetime marriages that will ensue.
    It's a shame when people overdo it. I understand the need to make it a very special once in a lifetime day, just can't help wondering about all the once in a lifetime marriages that will ensue.
    It's a shame when people overdo it. I understand the need to make it a very special once in a lifetime day, just can't help wondering about all the once in a lifetime marriages that will ensue.
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  13. Jack by the hedge

    Queues

    I'm with you right up to the last paragraph, being a freedom-pass holding biddy myself. Up 'til a few years ago it used to annoy me too!Now that Boris Johnson has granted freedom-pass holders...
    I'm with you right up to the last paragraph, being a freedom-pass holding biddy myself. Up 'til a few years ago it used to annoy me too!Now that Boris Johnson has granted freedom-pass holders in London the right to use buses and tubes 24/7 the bus-drivers have been deprived of the...
    I'm with you right up to the last paragraph, being a freedom-pass holding biddy myself. Up 'til a few years ago it used to annoy me too!Now that Boris Johnson has granted freedom-pass holders in London the right to use buses and tubes 24/7...
    I'm with you right up to the last paragraph, being a freedom-pass holding biddy myself. Up 'til a few years ago it used to annoy me too!Now that Boris Johnson has granted freedom-pass holders...
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  15. borrowers

    Global warming....

    " I am highly suspicious of a government-any government regardless of party, that allow ..."Politics is always a muddle. Personally I don't have a problem with waste going to India if:We...
    " I am highly suspicious of a government-any government regardless of party, that allow ..."Politics is always a muddle. Personally I don't have a problem with waste going to India if:We don't yet have recycling plants, and need to get people into the habit of separating their waste before...
    " I am highly suspicious of a government-any government regardless of party, that allow ..."Politics is always a muddle. Personally I don't have a problem with waste going to India if:We don't yet have recycling plants, and need to get...
    " I am highly suspicious of a government-any government regardless of party, that allow ..."Politics is always a muddle. Personally I don't have a problem with waste going to India if:We...
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  16. Jack by the hedge

    Mine own fair hand

    It's well over 50 years since I won a prize for handwriting at school, using a pen with a steel nib dipped in real ink and writing copperplate on that paper with blue and red lines. I later...
    It's well over 50 years since I won a prize for handwriting at school, using a pen with a steel nib dipped in real ink and writing copperplate on that paper with blue and red lines. I later changed my handwriting in my thirties to an italic style. Now, it's a cross between copperplate and...
    It's well over 50 years since I won a prize for handwriting at school, using a pen with a steel nib dipped in real ink and writing copperplate on that paper with blue and red lines. I later changed my handwriting in my thirties to an italic...
    It's well over 50 years since I won a prize for handwriting at school, using a pen with a steel nib dipped in real ink and writing copperplate on that paper with blue and red lines. I later...
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  17. L plate gardener

    If you passed someone with a guide dog puppy...

    ahhh well of course i want him to do well and pass :) that is his ultimate goal :) and of course wnhy we went into this, but a tiny little bit of me of course will be so sad to see him go you cant...
    ahhh well of course i want him to do well and pass :) that is his ultimate goal :) and of course wnhy we went into this, but a tiny little bit of me of course will be so sad to see him go you cant help get attached, that of course id love to keep him!! natural feeling i guess..
    ahhh well of course i want him to do well and pass :) that is his ultimate goal :) and of course wnhy we went into this, but a tiny little bit of me of course will be so sad to see him go you cant help get attached, that of course id love to keep...
    ahhh well of course i want him to do well and pass :) that is his ultimate goal :) and of course wnhy we went into this, but a tiny little bit of me of course will be so sad to see him go you cant...
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  18. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Stingo

    Enjoy the rest of your day :hpbthd: stingo
    Enjoy the rest of your day :hpbthd: stingo
    Enjoy the rest of your day :hpbthd: stingo
    Enjoy the rest of your day :hpbthd: stingo
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  19. Pro Gard

    What will you vote?

    Dai. :gnthb::lollol:
    Dai. :gnthb::lollol:
    Dai. :gnthb::lollol:
    Dai. :gnthb::lollol:
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  20. Sussexgardener

    So...who's looked up their house on the new Google Earth?

    I've had a look on the new street view and liveing down a small ally means you can only see hedge :lollol:You can get in touch with them and have part images obscured i.e. faces but not sure...
    I've had a look on the new street view and liveing down a small ally means you can only see hedge :lollol:You can get in touch with them and have part images obscured i.e. faces but not sure about complete property, it's worth getting in touch if any of you are concerned about it
    I've had a look on the new street view and liveing down a small ally means you can only see hedge :lollol:You can get in touch with them and have part images obscured i.e. faces but not sure about complete property, it's worth getting in touch...
    I've had a look on the new street view and liveing down a small ally means you can only see hedge :lollol:You can get in touch with them and have part images obscured i.e. faces but not sure...
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