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  1. nathan7

    Astra Vandalised

    I agree clue, no detterent for any of the low lifers who make peoples lives a misery, also thanks for the web site will try it later :thmb:
    I agree clue, no detterent for any of the low lifers who make peoples lives a misery, also thanks for the web site will try it later :thmb:
    I agree clue, no detterent for any of the low lifers who make peoples lives a misery, also thanks for the web site will try it later :thmb:
    I agree clue, no detterent for any of the low lifers who make peoples lives a misery, also thanks for the web site will try it later :thmb:
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  2. clueless1

    Nuisance kids

    I have a 15 year old daughter who is very sensible but very annoying. My late dad used to get her to grow veg down the garden and even now, she loves to plant stuff. I think it all starts at home...
    I have a 15 year old daughter who is very sensible but very annoying. My late dad used to get her to grow veg down the garden and even now, she loves to plant stuff. I think it all starts at home and how you raise them. Im not old but I was raised on allotments and grew stuff and was always...
    I have a 15 year old daughter who is very sensible but very annoying. My late dad used to get her to grow veg down the garden and even now, she loves to plant stuff. I think it all starts at home and how you raise them. Im not old but I was...
    I have a 15 year old daughter who is very sensible but very annoying. My late dad used to get her to grow veg down the garden and even now, she loves to plant stuff. I think it all starts at home...
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  3. takemore02withit

    Am I the only one this infuriates!!??

    Like I said they've clocked onto a market of us all being too busy to take unwanted clothing to the charity shop, but its trouble free to leave it at your front door.
    Like I said they've clocked onto a market of us all being too busy to take unwanted clothing to the charity shop, but its trouble free to leave it at your front door.
    Like I said they've clocked onto a market of us all being too busy to take unwanted clothing to the charity shop, but its trouble free to leave it at your front door.
    Like I said they've clocked onto a market of us all being too busy to take unwanted clothing to the charity shop, but its trouble free to leave it at your front door.
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  4. roders

    Coop Commercial.

    Strange voice:skp:....d'ya think it'll catch on:hehe:
    Strange voice:skp:....d'ya think it'll catch on:hehe:
    Strange voice:skp:....d'ya think it'll catch on:hehe:
    Strange voice:skp:....d'ya think it'll catch on:hehe:
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  5. Lyn

    I might just be on here a while today

    Ours is like a car boot sale. The lounge resembles one of those houses you see on the T.V. In need of renovation. LOL
    Ours is like a car boot sale. The lounge resembles one of those houses you see on the T.V. In need of renovation. LOL
    Ours is like a car boot sale. The lounge resembles one of those houses you see on the T.V. In need of renovation. LOL
    Ours is like a car boot sale. The lounge resembles one of those houses you see on the T.V. In need of renovation. LOL
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  6. Lyn

    Happy Pancake day

    still have not got round to doing the pancakes. perhaps next week.
    still have not got round to doing the pancakes. perhaps next week.
    still have not got round to doing the pancakes. perhaps next week.
    still have not got round to doing the pancakes. perhaps next week.
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  7. high kype

    happy birthday frenchdigger

    Just seen this. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day :)
    Just seen this. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day :)
    Just seen this. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day :)
    Just seen this. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day :)
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  8. lollipop

    A sad day-Wendy Richard

    I used to like this record when i was growing up but never realised that Wendy was on it as well with Mike Sarne and I didn't realise she was from Middlesborough and was not a Cockney:cool:
    I used to like this record when i was growing up but never realised that Wendy was on it as well with Mike Sarne and I didn't realise she was from Middlesborough and was not a Cockney:cool:
    I used to like this record when i was growing up but never realised that Wendy was on it as well with Mike Sarne and I didn't realise she was from Middlesborough and was not a Cockney:cool:
    I used to like this record when i was growing up but never realised that Wendy was on it as well with Mike Sarne and I didn't realise she was from Middlesborough and was not a Cockney:cool:
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  9. Steve R

    Paypal help please

    Hi, If you log onto Paypal and log into your account there is a transaction history, just go to the relevant transaction and you will have thei.d there, then just cross reference it with any other...
    Hi, If you log onto Paypal and log into your account there is a transaction history, just go to the relevant transaction and you will have thei.d there, then just cross reference it with any other documents ie emails. It is usually the same i.d and you are always sent an email. Hope this helps. xxx
    Hi, If you log onto Paypal and log into your account there is a transaction history, just go to the relevant transaction and you will have thei.d there, then just cross reference it with any other documents ie emails. It is usually the same i.d...
    Hi, If you log onto Paypal and log into your account there is a transaction history, just go to the relevant transaction and you will have thei.d there, then just cross reference it with any other...
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  10. sweetpeas

    Chucks fighting

    They're two different breeds so I hope so, :lol:Went down to let them out this morning and they're mingling better, no pecking to be seen :)
    They're two different breeds so I hope so, :lol:Went down to let them out this morning and they're mingling better, no pecking to be seen :)
    They're two different breeds so I hope so, :lol:Went down to let them out this morning and they're mingling better, no pecking to be seen :)
    They're two different breeds so I hope so, :lol:Went down to let them out this morning and they're mingling better, no pecking to be seen :)
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  11. Lyn

    I love this

    Love it :gnthb:
    Love it :gnthb:
    Love it :gnthb:
    Love it :gnthb:
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  12. Lyn

    The house is still standing

    Yes, it's amazing how light the room looks already even in it's sorry state. It was nice in it's day. 25 years ago . I'm stripping the walls today, just having a break and a cuppa. We are having...
    Yes, it's amazing how light the room looks already even in it's sorry state. It was nice in it's day. 25 years ago . I'm stripping the walls today, just having a break and a cuppa. We are having them skimmed so I can paint them. Had enough of papering. I like the plain look. Minimal no clutter...
    Yes, it's amazing how light the room looks already even in it's sorry state. It was nice in it's day. 25 years ago . I'm stripping the walls today, just having a break and a cuppa. We are having them skimmed so I can paint them. Had enough of...
    Yes, it's amazing how light the room looks already even in it's sorry state. It was nice in it's day. 25 years ago . I'm stripping the walls today, just having a break and a cuppa. We are having...
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  13. Freddy

    Name that tune

    Thanks Lollipop thought I was doing something wrong :hehe:
    Thanks Lollipop thought I was doing something wrong :hehe:
    Thanks Lollipop thought I was doing something wrong :hehe:
    Thanks Lollipop thought I was doing something wrong :hehe:
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  14. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday

    Good for Dad!!:gnthb:...We have to look after our babies y'know:luv:
    Good for Dad!!:gnthb:...We have to look after our babies y'know:luv:
    Good for Dad!!:gnthb:...We have to look after our babies y'know:luv:
    Good for Dad!!:gnthb:...We have to look after our babies y'know:luv:
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  15. Paladin

    Pets not Pies

    :hehe::hehe::hehe: It will all change honeybee when girls come on the scene.:wuvu::D 02
    :hehe::hehe::hehe: It will all change honeybee when girls come on the scene.:wuvu::D 02
    :hehe::hehe::hehe: It will all change honeybee when girls come on the scene.:wuvu::D 02
    :hehe::hehe::hehe: It will all change honeybee when girls come on the scene.:wuvu::D 02
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  16. Sussexgardener

    Bankers' bonuses

    Even thought the bank was British, he was in Singapore where they deal with criminals properly-presumably he broke their rather strict laws.
    Even thought the bank was British, he was in Singapore where they deal with criminals properly-presumably he broke their rather strict laws.
    Even thought the bank was British, he was in Singapore where they deal with criminals properly-presumably he broke their rather strict laws.
    Even thought the bank was British, he was in Singapore where they deal with criminals properly-presumably he broke their rather strict laws.
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  17. Kandy

    Happy Birthday Pip

    Thanks again everybody,had a good day and got plenty of goodies :)
    Thanks again everybody,had a good day and got plenty of goodies :)
    Thanks again everybody,had a good day and got plenty of goodies :)
    Thanks again everybody,had a good day and got plenty of goodies :)
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  18. Pro Gard

    A travesty of justice

    Well if you don't conform to the norm (race/age/type of car) then you are an easy target to get stopped even if you don't break any motoring laws. I'm not at all convinced that this guy stumbled...
    Well if you don't conform to the norm (race/age/type of car) then you are an easy target to get stopped even if you don't break any motoring laws. I'm not at all convinced that this guy stumbled across a carefully laid police trap, but then I'm just as cynical about the press and agree with you...
    Well if you don't conform to the norm (race/age/type of car) then you are an easy target to get stopped even if you don't break any motoring laws. I'm not at all convinced that this guy stumbled across a carefully laid police trap, but then I'm...
    Well if you don't conform to the norm (race/age/type of car) then you are an easy target to get stopped even if you don't break any motoring laws. I'm not at all convinced that this guy stumbled...
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  19. walnut

    We could do with him

    It annoys me when our local council sends out one of its spam mailings, and they are written in about 10 different languages. No wonder the local roads are in disrepair, the council must spend all...
    It annoys me when our local council sends out one of its spam mailings, and they are written in about 10 different languages. No wonder the local roads are in disrepair, the council must spend all our council tax on translators.
    It annoys me when our local council sends out one of its spam mailings, and they are written in about 10 different languages. No wonder the local roads are in disrepair, the council must spend all our council tax on translators.
    It annoys me when our local council sends out one of its spam mailings, and they are written in about 10 different languages. No wonder the local roads are in disrepair, the council must spend all...
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  20. Victoria

    Dancing on Ice 2009

    I took a dislike to Ray Quinn when I caught sight of him on a talent show (I think it was X Factor) but have to say he has really excelled himself in this programme. As one who spent about half an...
    I took a dislike to Ray Quinn when I caught sight of him on a talent show (I think it was X Factor) but have to say he has really excelled himself in this programme. As one who spent about half an hour picking my way up the garden path in the recent snow and ice, I've come to admire him now!
    I took a dislike to Ray Quinn when I caught sight of him on a talent show (I think it was X Factor) but have to say he has really excelled himself in this programme. As one who spent about half an hour picking my way up the garden path in the...
    I took a dislike to Ray Quinn when I caught sight of him on a talent show (I think it was X Factor) but have to say he has really excelled himself in this programme. As one who spent about half an...
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