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  1. Daisies

    Anyone here suffer from tinnitus?

    I haven't tried Gingko. I'm a wuss when it comes to any form of medication. I got some anti inflammatary tablets 3 weeks ago for my wrist (v painful) and having read the side effects I haven't had...
    I haven't tried Gingko. I'm a wuss when it comes to any form of medication. I got some anti inflammatary tablets 3 weeks ago for my wrist (v painful) and having read the side effects I haven't had one!
    I haven't tried Gingko. I'm a wuss when it comes to any form of medication. I got some anti inflammatary tablets 3 weeks ago for my wrist (v painful) and having read the side effects I haven't had one!
    I haven't tried Gingko. I'm a wuss when it comes to any form of medication. I got some anti inflammatary tablets 3 weeks ago for my wrist (v painful) and having read the side effects I haven't had...
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  2. clueless1

    Weird trip to the countryside

    Sounds like the bloke is a nudist, or just plain crazy....... actualy both!!!!!
    Sounds like the bloke is a nudist, or just plain crazy....... actualy both!!!!!
    Sounds like the bloke is a nudist, or just plain crazy....... actualy both!!!!!
    Sounds like the bloke is a nudist, or just plain crazy....... actualy both!!!!!
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  3. Lyn

    Pot holes

    I thought Roman roads were made of stone, topped off with stone chippings.Surely a "pot hole" is called a "pot hole" because the hole just looks like.... a pot?Around here, if you wanted...
    I thought Roman roads were made of stone, topped off with stone chippings.Surely a "pot hole" is called a "pot hole" because the hole just looks like.... a pot?Around here, if you wanted to make a pot, you could just dig up a bit of clay from outside your hut and get on with it. You...
    I thought Roman roads were made of stone, topped off with stone chippings.Surely a "pot hole" is called a "pot hole" because the hole just looks like.... a pot?Around here, if you wanted to make a pot, you could just dig up a bit of...
    I thought Roman roads were made of stone, topped off with stone chippings.Surely a "pot hole" is called a "pot hole" because the hole just looks like.... a pot?Around here, if you wanted...
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  4. Sussexgardener

    13 year old father

    Just googled it myself, how disgusting-what a waste of a perfectly tasty bar of chocolate. The game of "nervous" seems laughably tame by comparison. A boy put his hand on your ankle and worked...
    Just googled it myself, how disgusting-what a waste of a perfectly tasty bar of chocolate. The game of "nervous" seems laughably tame by comparison. A boy put his hand on your ankle and worked it up slowly until you said "nervous". I think I have lead a sheltered life-especially after...
    Just googled it myself, how disgusting-what a waste of a perfectly tasty bar of chocolate. The game of "nervous" seems laughably tame by comparison. A boy put his hand on your ankle and worked it up slowly until you said "nervous". I think I...
    Just googled it myself, how disgusting-what a waste of a perfectly tasty bar of chocolate. The game of "nervous" seems laughably tame by comparison. A boy put his hand on your ankle and worked...
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  5. Kedi-Gato

    Goats

    No, sorry. I never was one for taking photos unfortunately. I wish I had as we have had some ace animals over the years.
    No, sorry. I never was one for taking photos unfortunately. I wish I had as we have had some ace animals over the years.
    No, sorry. I never was one for taking photos unfortunately. I wish I had as we have had some ace animals over the years.
    No, sorry. I never was one for taking photos unfortunately. I wish I had as we have had some ace animals over the years.
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  6. clueless1

    When did we go soft?

    Being self employed I please myself if i work in snow or not.I rather take after Walnut in that personally Id get too to the area of heavyset snow fall locally then go on a very long walk 10...
    Being self employed I please myself if i work in snow or not.I rather take after Walnut in that personally Id get too to the area of heavyset snow fall locally then go on a very long walk 10 miles ish.Better than struggling to work in the snow, The week in question I was repairing...
    Being self employed I please myself if i work in snow or not.I rather take after Walnut in that personally Id get too to the area of heavyset snow fall locally then go on a very long walk 10 miles ish.Better than struggling to work in...
    Being self employed I please myself if i work in snow or not.I rather take after Walnut in that personally Id get too to the area of heavyset snow fall locally then go on a very long walk 10...
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  7. jjordie

    Valentines Day

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  8. clueless1

    Man tagged on false leg

    So much for EXPERTS who are supposed to KNOW what they are doing, yet failed to do it correctly. At least for once the Criminal WAS the honest one and NOT so the so-called self-opionated expert. :yho:
    So much for EXPERTS who are supposed to KNOW what they are doing, yet failed to do it correctly. At least for once the Criminal WAS the honest one and NOT so the so-called self-opionated expert. :yho:
    So much for EXPERTS who are supposed to KNOW what they are doing, yet failed to do it correctly. At least for once the Criminal WAS the honest one and NOT so the so-called self-opionated expert. :yho:
    So much for EXPERTS who are supposed to KNOW what they are doing, yet failed to do it correctly. At least for once the Criminal WAS the honest one and NOT so the so-called self-opionated expert. :yho:
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  9. walnut

    Happy birthday

    :hpbthd: Sending you Birthday wishes hope you are having a nice :hpbthd:day :hpbthd:
    :hpbthd: Sending you Birthday wishes hope you are having a nice :hpbthd:day :hpbthd:
    :hpbthd: Sending you Birthday wishes hope you are having a nice :hpbthd:day :hpbthd:
    :hpbthd: Sending you Birthday wishes hope you are having a nice :hpbthd:day :hpbthd:
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  10. pete

    Are some people stupid

    I totally agree with you walnut , yes the grand Mother was negligent but I'm sure she wishes with all her heart she could turn the clock back. This was not a malicious act of child abuse. It was a...
    I totally agree with you walnut , yes the grand Mother was negligent but I'm sure she wishes with all her heart she could turn the clock back. This was not a malicious act of child abuse. It was a stupid accident coursed by not thinking and putting to much trust in her pets. I feel for all the...
    I totally agree with you walnut , yes the grand Mother was negligent but I'm sure she wishes with all her heart she could turn the clock back. This was not a malicious act of child abuse. It was a stupid accident coursed by not thinking and...
    I totally agree with you walnut , yes the grand Mother was negligent but I'm sure she wishes with all her heart she could turn the clock back. This was not a malicious act of child abuse. It was a...
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  11. Lyn

    Car boot problem

    Thank you , it's not a big problem using the key, i just didn't want it to be the start of a bigger thing with the central locking. I'll see how it goes. Thanks again.
    Thank you , it's not a big problem using the key, i just didn't want it to be the start of a bigger thing with the central locking. I'll see how it goes. Thanks again.
    Thank you , it's not a big problem using the key, i just didn't want it to be the start of a bigger thing with the central locking. I'll see how it goes. Thanks again.
    Thank you , it's not a big problem using the key, i just didn't want it to be the start of a bigger thing with the central locking. I'll see how it goes. Thanks again.
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  12. Scotkat

    Happy birthday Lyn

    Happy Birthday Lyn Best wishes and hope you are having an enjoyable evening with your family.:hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Lyn Best wishes and hope you are having an enjoyable evening with your family.:hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Lyn Best wishes and hope you are having an enjoyable evening with your family.:hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Lyn Best wishes and hope you are having an enjoyable evening with your family.:hpbthd:
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  13. Larkshall

    Deterring Tailgater's

    Clueless1, I LOVE your response to those of Foreign make cars who think others clutter THEIR roads. In the summer when I see a driver fail to use their indicator and have their window open, I say...
    Clueless1, I LOVE your response to those of Foreign make cars who think others clutter THEIR roads. In the summer when I see a driver fail to use their indicator and have their window open, I say hoping they hear me: "Oh I wouldn't buy one of them. They don't have indicators fitted." or I might...
    Clueless1, I LOVE your response to those of Foreign make cars who think others clutter THEIR roads. In the summer when I see a driver fail to use their indicator and have their window open, I say hoping they hear me: "Oh I wouldn't buy one of...
    Clueless1, I LOVE your response to those of Foreign make cars who think others clutter THEIR roads. In the summer when I see a driver fail to use their indicator and have their window open, I say...
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  14. Sussexgardener

    Angel of the South

    "How long will a white horse stay white?"Not long if there is the tiniest speck of mud in the nearhood! :DSorry people that horse just cracks me up. I thought it was australians making...
    "How long will a white horse stay white?"Not long if there is the tiniest speck of mud in the nearhood! :DSorry people that horse just cracks me up. I thought it was australians making giant animals!
    "How long will a white horse stay white?"Not long if there is the tiniest speck of mud in the nearhood! :DSorry people that horse just cracks me up. I thought it was australians making giant animals!
    "How long will a white horse stay white?"Not long if there is the tiniest speck of mud in the nearhood! :DSorry people that horse just cracks me up. I thought it was australians making...
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  15. hans

    Goldfish Ilness of some sort

    If it was one of those let's hope it was the former...
    If it was one of those let's hope it was the former...
    If it was one of those let's hope it was the former...
    If it was one of those let's hope it was the former...
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  16. capney

    Cake trade

    Another cake turned up on this fine sunny day. Orange and stuff.. very nice.
    Another cake turned up on this fine sunny day. Orange and stuff.. very nice.
    Another cake turned up on this fine sunny day. Orange and stuff.. very nice.
    Another cake turned up on this fine sunny day. Orange and stuff.. very nice.
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  17. Pro Gard

    Recycling of the French ghost ships

    PG,Able UK is a major dismantler of structures involving hazardous waste.All those coal-fired power stations have between 2000 and 4000 tonnes of asbestos. I think that 700 tonnes will not...
    PG,Able UK is a major dismantler of structures involving hazardous waste.All those coal-fired power stations have between 2000 and 4000 tonnes of asbestos. I think that 700 tonnes will not make a critical differnce to the amount of asbestos that has to be disposed of. Not sure how much...
    PG,Able UK is a major dismantler of structures involving hazardous waste.All those coal-fired power stations have between 2000 and 4000 tonnes of asbestos. I think that 700 tonnes will not make a critical differnce to the amount of...
    PG,Able UK is a major dismantler of structures involving hazardous waste.All those coal-fired power stations have between 2000 and 4000 tonnes of asbestos. I think that 700 tonnes will not...
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  18. Lyn

    One food you would miss the most.

    Bovril's better:wink::hehe:
    Bovril's better:wink::hehe:
    Bovril's better:wink::hehe:
    Bovril's better:wink::hehe:
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  19. Pro Gard

    Snow pictures

    WINTER HELLEBORE
    WINTER HELLEBORE
    WINTER HELLEBORE
    WINTER HELLEBORE
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  20. Pro Gard

    Immigration

    Too true!........... As a Brit I am proud of this country and our values....Don't like it ??....then clear off!
    Too true!........... As a Brit I am proud of this country and our values....Don't like it ??....then clear off!
    Too true!........... As a Brit I am proud of this country and our values....Don't like it ??....then clear off!
    Too true!........... As a Brit I am proud of this country and our values....Don't like it ??....then clear off!
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