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  1. Kandy

    Crossed Lines

    I hope you have managed to solve the problem. As Dave says, it could be one of the neighbours who have got a dodgy cordless as well. David, yes, party lines still exist. They don't have the...
    I hope you have managed to solve the problem. As Dave says, it could be one of the neighbours who have got a dodgy cordless as well. David, yes, party lines still exist. They don't have the problems of one of the parties not being able to use their phone because it is now digitalised but it...
    I hope you have managed to solve the problem. As Dave says, it could be one of the neighbours who have got a dodgy cordless as well. David, yes, party lines still exist. They don't have the problems of one of the parties not being able to use...
    I hope you have managed to solve the problem. As Dave says, it could be one of the neighbours who have got a dodgy cordless as well. David, yes, party lines still exist. They don't have the...
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  2. Scotkat

    Plant Connection free postage

    Going to send for their collection of fuchsias
    Going to send for their collection of fuchsias
    Going to send for their collection of fuchsias
    Going to send for their collection of fuchsias
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  3. Kedi-Gato

    Video of Greek music

    It played the full time with my set-up, Ubuntu/Linux + Seamonkey + Flashplayer.I would suggest that rather a lot of "panning" it is better to do static clips and edit them together. Panning...
    It played the full time with my set-up, Ubuntu/Linux + Seamonkey + Flashplayer.I would suggest that rather a lot of "panning" it is better to do static clips and edit them together. Panning should be done very, very slowly.I re-ran it at full screen, it's acceptable. I take it that you used...
    It played the full time with my set-up, Ubuntu/Linux + Seamonkey + Flashplayer.I would suggest that rather a lot of "panning" it is better to do static clips and edit them together. Panning should be done very, very slowly.I re-ran it at full...
    It played the full time with my set-up, Ubuntu/Linux + Seamonkey + Flashplayer.I would suggest that rather a lot of "panning" it is better to do static clips and edit them together. Panning...
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  4. capney

    B747 (Jumbo) Sunset

    A few more pictures from my flight simming trips
    A few more pictures from my flight simming trips
    A few more pictures from my flight simming trips
    A few more pictures from my flight simming trips
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  5. Ipso-phyto

    promotion of products

    That links not working properly Shiney, it should be http://www.gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=18311
    That links not working properly Shiney, it should be http://www.gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=18311
    That links not working properly Shiney, it should be http://www.gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=18311
    That links not working properly Shiney, it should be http://www.gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=18311
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  6. capney

    You think you have had a bad day !!

    Hear, hear. You're a good bloke. Now, stop swaggering and put that kettle on:) Seriously, well done to both you and her. cheers
    Hear, hear. You're a good bloke. Now, stop swaggering and put that kettle on:) Seriously, well done to both you and her. cheers
    Hear, hear. You're a good bloke. Now, stop swaggering and put that kettle on:) Seriously, well done to both you and her. cheers
    Hear, hear. You're a good bloke. Now, stop swaggering and put that kettle on:) Seriously, well done to both you and her. cheers
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  7. Pro Gard

    Pigeon fancier

    It`s all right Shobhna the pigeons are smuggling that in in their crops.:gnthb::hehe:
    It`s all right Shobhna the pigeons are smuggling that in in their crops.:gnthb::hehe:
    It`s all right Shobhna the pigeons are smuggling that in in their crops.:gnthb::hehe:
    It`s all right Shobhna the pigeons are smuggling that in in their crops.:gnthb::hehe:
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  8. walnut

    He gets my vote

    I was once summoned as a witness for the prosecution, and had to go to court. I had no objection to this, and told the copper that first took my statement that I would do whatever was required....
    I was once summoned as a witness for the prosecution, and had to go to court. I had no objection to this, and told the copper that first took my statement that I would do whatever was required. While I was in the waiting room at the court, waiting for my turn to give evidence, I overheard...
    I was once summoned as a witness for the prosecution, and had to go to court. I had no objection to this, and told the copper that first took my statement that I would do whatever was required. While I was in the waiting room at the court,...
    I was once summoned as a witness for the prosecution, and had to go to court. I had no objection to this, and told the copper that first took my statement that I would do whatever was required....
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  9. Ivory

    Birthday!!!

    Thanks everyone :) :)
    Thanks everyone :) :)
    Thanks everyone :) :)
    Thanks everyone :) :)
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  10. redstar

    for OUR Children

    Very clever.
    Very clever.
    Very clever.
    Very clever.
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  11. Scotkat

    Clouds this morning

    I dont know whats worse the snow on our 100 year old tv or the snow outside ? :hehe: :hehe:
    I dont know whats worse the snow on our 100 year old tv or the snow outside ? :hehe: :hehe:
    I dont know whats worse the snow on our 100 year old tv or the snow outside ? :hehe: :hehe:
    I dont know whats worse the snow on our 100 year old tv or the snow outside ? :hehe: :hehe:
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  12. capney

    Motorbike madness

    Bob.. Wow..At least guys have a parachute..:gnthb:
    Bob.. Wow..At least guys have a parachute..:gnthb:
    Bob.. Wow..At least guys have a parachute..:gnthb:
    Bob.. Wow..At least guys have a parachute..:gnthb:
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  13. Marley Farley

    Passing of another great singer..! John Martyn

    Hi Marley, as you say, talented and unique.
    Hi Marley, as you say, talented and unique.
    Hi Marley, as you say, talented and unique.
    Hi Marley, as you say, talented and unique.
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  14. redstar

    Church Choir

    Thanks for the link Terrier - it worked fine. Nice stuff Redstar!!:gnthb:
    Thanks for the link Terrier - it worked fine. Nice stuff Redstar!!:gnthb:
    Thanks for the link Terrier - it worked fine. Nice stuff Redstar!!:gnthb:
    Thanks for the link Terrier - it worked fine. Nice stuff Redstar!!:gnthb:
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  15. roders

    Here is a concrete crusher.

    Robert, the ultimate recycling machine HAS to be the worlds largest shredder. It`s based in Newport and can " Process " 400 cars an hour. it can only work every other day because it " eats " 1...
    Robert, the ultimate recycling machine HAS to be the worlds largest shredder. It`s based in Newport and can " Process " 400 cars an hour. it can only work every other day because it " eats " 1 tonne of itself every 24 hours of operation.:gnthb:
    Robert, the ultimate recycling machine HAS to be the worlds largest shredder. It`s based in Newport and can " Process " 400 cars an hour. it can only work every other day because it " eats " 1 tonne of itself every 24 hours of operation.:gnthb:
    Robert, the ultimate recycling machine HAS to be the worlds largest shredder. It`s based in Newport and can " Process " 400 cars an hour. it can only work every other day because it " eats " 1...
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  16. PeterS

    Credit crisis - who's to blame?

    Of course he did-it`s a nice little earner all that road tax and parking fines and petrol tax.
    Of course he did-it`s a nice little earner all that road tax and parking fines and petrol tax.
    Of course he did-it`s a nice little earner all that road tax and parking fines and petrol tax.
    Of course he did-it`s a nice little earner all that road tax and parking fines and petrol tax.
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  17. Sussexgardener

    A Short Stay in Switzerland

    What is worse is that friends/relatives who accompany someone to Switzerland can be prosecuted upon their return to the UK-there have been several high profile cases recently concerning this.
    What is worse is that friends/relatives who accompany someone to Switzerland can be prosecuted upon their return to the UK-there have been several high profile cases recently concerning this.
    What is worse is that friends/relatives who accompany someone to Switzerland can be prosecuted upon their return to the UK-there have been several high profile cases recently concerning this.
    What is worse is that friends/relatives who accompany someone to Switzerland can be prosecuted upon their return to the UK-there have been several high profile cases recently concerning this.
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  18. Scotkat

    Great Read

    Her indoors says that Maeve Binchy is a good read and she sure gets through a few books. The library in York had a sale awhile ago. Fill any bag for about £3! Well, you can imagine I came away...
    Her indoors says that Maeve Binchy is a good read and she sure gets through a few books. The library in York had a sale awhile ago. Fill any bag for about £3! Well, you can imagine I came away loaded. Keep us going for awhile. Reckon I got well over £100 worth at retail prices, maybe more. I...
    Her indoors says that Maeve Binchy is a good read and she sure gets through a few books. The library in York had a sale awhile ago. Fill any bag for about £3! Well, you can imagine I came away loaded. Keep us going for awhile. Reckon I got well...
    Her indoors says that Maeve Binchy is a good read and she sure gets through a few books. The library in York had a sale awhile ago. Fill any bag for about £3! Well, you can imagine I came away...
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  19. shiney

    Congratulations Oktarine

    Best wishes Octarine on your wedding.Hope you have a wonderful day.:)
    Best wishes Octarine on your wedding.Hope you have a wonderful day.:)
    Best wishes Octarine on your wedding.Hope you have a wonderful day.:)
    Best wishes Octarine on your wedding.Hope you have a wonderful day.:)
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  20. wiseowl

    Sat Nav

    Perhaps the nearest Police Station would be a better location to set? !!
    Perhaps the nearest Police Station would be a better location to set? !!
    Perhaps the nearest Police Station would be a better location to set? !!
    Perhaps the nearest Police Station would be a better location to set? !!
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