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  1. Aesculus

    What does SZ stand for?

    Thanks everyone!
    Thanks everyone!
    Thanks everyone!
    Thanks everyone!
    Aesculus, Jan 20, 2009
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    Aesculus
    Jan 23, 2009
  2. Lyn

    Contents insurance.

    Just got a quote a third of the price the others quoted. Great. Thank you very much.
    Just got a quote a third of the price the others quoted. Great. Thank you very much.
    Just got a quote a third of the price the others quoted. Great. Thank you very much.
    Just got a quote a third of the price the others quoted. Great. Thank you very much.
    Lyn, Jan 23, 2009
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    Lyn
    Jan 23, 2009
  3. capney

    Haunted I pod ....!

    I don't blame you :gnthb:
    I don't blame you :gnthb:
    I don't blame you :gnthb:
    I don't blame you :gnthb:
    capney, Jan 22, 2009
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    sweetpeas
    Jan 22, 2009
  4. PeterS

    Food inflation

    Caged hens from another country perhaps?
    Caged hens from another country perhaps?
    Caged hens from another country perhaps?
    Caged hens from another country perhaps?
    PeterS, Jan 17, 2009 ... 2 3
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    Sussexgardener
    Jan 22, 2009
  5. Victoria

    Plastic Fingernails

    Plastic nails...yuk, they would never be allowed in my job. Standing in the que at christmas I noticed something even worse PLASTIC TOE NAILS!!!!! I had to look twice but sure enough they sell...
    Plastic nails...yuk, they would never be allowed in my job. Standing in the que at christmas I noticed something even worse PLASTIC TOE NAILS!!!!! I had to look twice but sure enough they sell such things, all big and square...double yuk
    Plastic nails...yuk, they would never be allowed in my job. Standing in the que at christmas I noticed something even worse PLASTIC TOE NAILS!!!!! I had to look twice but sure enough they sell such things, all big and square...double yuk
    Plastic nails...yuk, they would never be allowed in my job. Standing in the que at christmas I noticed something even worse PLASTIC TOE NAILS!!!!! I had to look twice but sure enough they sell...
    Victoria, Dec 17, 2008
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    Poppy33
    Jan 21, 2009
  6. Pro Gard

    Wheres the justice?

    I've always said that the best way to deter rapists is to release them to Joe Public at a designated time and Place (media announced), and a 1 mile exclusion zone placed around said venue. so the...
    I've always said that the best way to deter rapists is to release them to Joe Public at a designated time and Place (media announced), and a 1 mile exclusion zone placed around said venue. so the Police dont interfere Once a few have been "played" with by Joe Public, there will be fewer trying...
    I've always said that the best way to deter rapists is to release them to Joe Public at a designated time and Place (media announced), and a 1 mile exclusion zone placed around said venue. so the Police dont interfere Once a few have been...
    I've always said that the best way to deter rapists is to release them to Joe Public at a designated time and Place (media announced), and a 1 mile exclusion zone placed around said venue. so the...
    Pro Gard, Jan 19, 2009
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    Steve R
    Jan 21, 2009
  7. Victoria

    Classy/Clever Marketing

    I love it when we talk about ads but admit that most of the time I just flick over, there's just far too many of them. My husbands favorite at the moment is this one. He didn't realise it was a...
    I love it when we talk about ads but admit that most of the time I just flick over, there's just far too many of them. My husbands favorite at the moment is this one. He didn't realise it was a take on the famous Morecombe & Wise act. They've done this very well I think. MONKEY AND AL "PG...
    I love it when we talk about ads but admit that most of the time I just flick over, there's just far too many of them. My husbands favorite at the moment is this one. He didn't realise it was a take on the famous Morecombe & Wise act. They've...
    I love it when we talk about ads but admit that most of the time I just flick over, there's just far too many of them. My husbands favorite at the moment is this one. He didn't realise it was a...
    Victoria, Jan 20, 2009
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    borrowers
    Jan 21, 2009
  8. Shobhna

    Our Christmas Holidays

    no amount of flowers or perfume will pay this one back and I shall remind him of it often. specially when I want something:yho:
    no amount of flowers or perfume will pay this one back and I shall remind him of it often. specially when I want something:yho:
    no amount of flowers or perfume will pay this one back and I shall remind him of it often. specially when I want something:yho:
    no amount of flowers or perfume will pay this one back and I shall remind him of it often. specially when I want something:yho:
    Shobhna, Dec 31, 2008
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    Shobhna
    Jan 21, 2009
  9. Freddy

    Quick, before it's gone !

    Shucks, they took it down....miserable gits ! :)
    Shucks, they took it down....miserable gits ! :)
    Shucks, they took it down....miserable gits ! :)
    Shucks, they took it down....miserable gits ! :)
    Freddy, Jan 20, 2009
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    Freddy
    Jan 21, 2009
  10. Scotkat

    Happy Birthday Digger

    A belated Happy Birthday from me too.
    A belated Happy Birthday from me too.
    A belated Happy Birthday from me too.
    A belated Happy Birthday from me too.
    Scotkat, Jan 20, 2009
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    Shobhna
    Jan 21, 2009
  11. Sussexgardener

    You couldn't make it up!

    Yes, the irony wasn't lost on the local councillors as they were interviewed about it. Some of them could hardly keep a straight face:lollol:
    Yes, the irony wasn't lost on the local councillors as they were interviewed about it. Some of them could hardly keep a straight face:lollol:
    Yes, the irony wasn't lost on the local councillors as they were interviewed about it. Some of them could hardly keep a straight face:lollol:
    Yes, the irony wasn't lost on the local councillors as they were interviewed about it. Some of them could hardly keep a straight face:lollol:
    Sussexgardener, Jan 19, 2009
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    Sussexgardener
    Jan 20, 2009
  12. wiseowl

    Woos Rant

    anytime Woo :)
    anytime Woo :)
    anytime Woo :)
    anytime Woo :)
    wiseowl, Jan 19, 2009
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    sweetpeas
    Jan 19, 2009
  13. Sussexgardener

    Just wanted to share...

    Congratulations SussexG.I used to smoke when I was 15, but then my father caught me stealing his cigarettes. he said he didn't mind me smoking as long as I paid for them myself. I have never...
    Congratulations SussexG.I used to smoke when I was 15, but then my father caught me stealing his cigarettes. he said he didn't mind me smoking as long as I paid for them myself. I have never smoked since. :DWhy not put all the money you would have spent on cigarettes into a special jam...
    Congratulations SussexG.I used to smoke when I was 15, but then my father caught me stealing his cigarettes. he said he didn't mind me smoking as long as I paid for them myself. I have never smoked since. :DWhy not put all the money you...
    Congratulations SussexG.I used to smoke when I was 15, but then my father caught me stealing his cigarettes. he said he didn't mind me smoking as long as I paid for them myself. I have never...
    Sussexgardener, Jan 16, 2009
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    PeterS
    Jan 17, 2009
  14. Kandy

    Jury service.....help.....

    I think you're right Kandy, sometimes its best to let sleeping dogs lie.
    I think you're right Kandy, sometimes its best to let sleeping dogs lie.
    I think you're right Kandy, sometimes its best to let sleeping dogs lie.
    I think you're right Kandy, sometimes its best to let sleeping dogs lie.
    Kandy, Dec 17, 2008 ... 2 3
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    JWK
    Jan 15, 2009
  15. capney

    Yorkshire stone wall

    Claire Keep it quite.. dont tell everyone... we may get a bit to popular. robert
    Claire Keep it quite.. dont tell everyone... we may get a bit to popular. robert
    Claire Keep it quite.. dont tell everyone... we may get a bit to popular. robert
    Claire Keep it quite.. dont tell everyone... we may get a bit to popular. robert
    capney, Jan 14, 2009
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    capney
    Jan 15, 2009
  16. takemore02withit

    Boots 75% off

    Mostly John, with a few bits and pieces thrown in. Smellies also which come in handy for birthday prezzies you've forgotten.
    Mostly John, with a few bits and pieces thrown in. Smellies also which come in handy for birthday prezzies you've forgotten.
    Mostly John, with a few bits and pieces thrown in. Smellies also which come in handy for birthday prezzies you've forgotten.
    Mostly John, with a few bits and pieces thrown in. Smellies also which come in handy for birthday prezzies you've forgotten.
    takemore02withit, Jan 15, 2009
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    takemore02withit
    Jan 15, 2009
  17. TortMad

    The girls enjoying the snow

    I couldn't agree more :D
    I couldn't agree more :D
    I couldn't agree more :D
    I couldn't agree more :D
    TortMad, Dec 2, 2008
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    TortMad
    Jan 14, 2009
  18. Loofah

    How much does it cost BT to send a bill?

    I wonder if anyone knows? I only ask as I've been in credit by £1.98 for about 8 months, ever since I left them!Do you think they'll ever realise and actually stop sending me bills?
    I wonder if anyone knows? I only ask as I've been in credit by £1.98 for about 8 months, ever since I left them!Do you think they'll ever realise and actually stop sending me bills?
    I wonder if anyone knows? I only ask as I've been in credit by £1.98 for about 8 months, ever since I left them!Do you think they'll ever realise and actually stop sending me bills?
    I wonder if anyone knows? I only ask as I've been in credit by £1.98 for about 8 months, ever since I left them!Do you think they'll ever realise and actually stop sending me bills?
    Loofah, Jan 14, 2009
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    Loofah
    Jan 14, 2009
  19. jjordie

    Bulbs - electric light bulbs!

    Five energy saving lightbulbs for 40p. In store at Tesco until 27 Jan, five bulbs for 40p.can't say fairer than that.
    Five energy saving lightbulbs for 40p. In store at Tesco until 27 Jan, five bulbs for 40p.can't say fairer than that.
    Five energy saving lightbulbs for 40p. In store at Tesco until 27 Jan, five bulbs for 40p.can't say fairer than that.
    Five energy saving lightbulbs for 40p. In store at Tesco until 27 Jan, five bulbs for 40p.can't say fairer than that.
    jjordie, Jan 7, 2009 ... 2 3 4
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    men8ifr
    Jan 14, 2009
  20. Pro Gard

    Prince Harry's 'joke'

    Exactly my sentiments Steve - couldn't have put it better myself :thumb:
    Exactly my sentiments Steve - couldn't have put it better myself :thumb:
    Exactly my sentiments Steve - couldn't have put it better myself :thumb:
    Exactly my sentiments Steve - couldn't have put it better myself :thumb:
    Pro Gard, Jan 11, 2009 ... 2 3 4
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    jjordie
    Jan 14, 2009
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