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  1. The Muppet Show

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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Selleri
    Friendly x 3

    Online Christmas presents for loved ones far away

    We have a similar agreement with friends and family but only for adults. The kids receive money to go towards whatever they want. We also have a family tradition for wedding presents of just...
    We have a similar agreement with friends and family but only for adults. The kids receive money to go towards whatever they want. We also have a family tradition for wedding presents of just giving money - by far the most practical thing for a couple getting married, and much easier for the...
    We have a similar agreement with friends and family but only for adults. The kids receive money to go towards whatever they want. We also have a family tradition for wedding presents of just giving money - by far the most practical thing for a...
    We have a similar agreement with friends and family but only for adults. The kids receive money to go towards whatever they want. We also have a family tradition for wedding presents of just...
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  2. shiney

    Will You Be Breaking The Law Next Year?

    It would be safer to use a mobile phone Pete than sit in a driverless car. :biggrin: No chance of me getting one of those if I'm still around.
    It would be safer to use a mobile phone Pete than sit in a driverless car. :biggrin: No chance of me getting one of those if I'm still around.
    It would be safer to use a mobile phone Pete than sit in a driverless car. :biggrin: No chance of me getting one of those if I'm still around.
    It would be safer to use a mobile phone Pete than sit in a driverless car. :biggrin: No chance of me getting one of those if I'm still around.
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  3. Vince
    Friendly x 6

    I've been AWOL

    I've experience of Utonagans (GSD/Malamute/Husky mix), gorgeous dogs with good temperament and willing to work
    I've experience of Utonagans (GSD/Malamute/Husky mix), gorgeous dogs with good temperament and willing to work
    I've experience of Utonagans (GSD/Malamute/Husky mix), gorgeous dogs with good temperament and willing to work
    I've experience of Utonagans (GSD/Malamute/Husky mix), gorgeous dogs with good temperament and willing to work
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  4. Mike Allen

    Does your gardening interest, perhaps go deeper?

    Before, it's just something I do...but now, I feel like learning to grow fruits and vegetables is something very important. Having something to eat when you can't go buy food is neat.
    Before, it's just something I do...but now, I feel like learning to grow fruits and vegetables is something very important. Having something to eat when you can't go buy food is neat.
    Before, it's just something I do...but now, I feel like learning to grow fruits and vegetables is something very important. Having something to eat when you can't go buy food is neat.
    Before, it's just something I do...but now, I feel like learning to grow fruits and vegetables is something very important. Having something to eat when you can't go buy food is neat.
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  5. ricky101

    Wills - solicitors always best ?

    Will Aid is a good way to go, particularly if it is a simple will as it would be very quick. I've used it for a few of the disabled people I look after. They give the same service that they...
    Will Aid is a good way to go, particularly if it is a simple will as it would be very quick. I've used it for a few of the disabled people I look after. They give the same service that they would for a full fee paying client.Most simple wills only require a short visit (possibly even just a...
    Will Aid is a good way to go, particularly if it is a simple will as it would be very quick. I've used it for a few of the disabled people I look after. They give the same service that they would for a full fee paying client.Most simple wills...
    Will Aid is a good way to go, particularly if it is a simple will as it would be very quick. I've used it for a few of the disabled people I look after. They give the same service that they...
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  6. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINEY

    Thanks @CanadianLori :wub2:
    Thanks @CanadianLori :wub2:
    Thanks @CanadianLori :wub2:
    Thanks @CanadianLori :wub2:
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  7. shiney

    Driver's Licence Reminder For Wrinklies

    Just a reminder for those of you who have already renewed your licence at the age of 70. :old:You know that you have then to renew it every three years - BUT - if your licence ran out between Jan...
    Just a reminder for those of you who have already renewed your licence at the age of 70. :old:You know that you have then to renew it every three years - BUT - if your licence ran out between Jan 2020 and Aug 2020 the DVLA extended the licence period for 11 months. They have now extended that...
    Just a reminder for those of you who have already renewed your licence at the age of 70. :old:You know that you have then to renew it every three years - BUT - if your licence ran out between Jan 2020 and Aug 2020 the DVLA extended the licence...
    Just a reminder for those of you who have already renewed your licence at the age of 70. :old:You know that you have then to renew it every three years - BUT - if your licence ran out between Jan...
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  8. Upsydaisy

    Happy Thanksgiving Lori!!

    @CanadianLori have a fabulous day with your family
    @CanadianLori have a fabulous day with your family
    @CanadianLori have a fabulous day with your family
    @CanadianLori have a fabulous day with your family
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  9. pete
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    Rocks.

    My garden sits on a rock bed so I don't think I need to collect any. I've got more than enough. :biggrin:
    My garden sits on a rock bed so I don't think I need to collect any. I've got more than enough. :biggrin:
    My garden sits on a rock bed so I don't think I need to collect any. I've got more than enough. :biggrin:
    My garden sits on a rock bed so I don't think I need to collect any. I've got more than enough. :biggrin:
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  10. SimonZ

    nature writing article

    That is concerning - I've never seen such a warning when accessing that site. Anyway, in case any GC'ers are worried by it but would like to see the piece, I've pasted it below.Recently, I’ve...
    That is concerning - I've never seen such a warning when accessing that site. Anyway, in case any GC'ers are worried by it but would like to see the piece, I've pasted it below.Recently, I’ve had quite a lot of nature writing ideas rejected, with the suggestion I re-fashion them around my...
    That is concerning - I've never seen such a warning when accessing that site. Anyway, in case any GC'ers are worried by it but would like to see the piece, I've pasted it below.Recently, I’ve had quite a lot of nature writing ideas rejected,...
    That is concerning - I've never seen such a warning when accessing that site. Anyway, in case any GC'ers are worried by it but would like to see the piece, I've pasted it below.Recently, I’ve...
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  11. mazambo
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    Great grandad

    Aww he is soooo gorgeous. Love the cap!
    Aww he is soooo gorgeous. Love the cap!
    Aww he is soooo gorgeous. Love the cap!
    Aww he is soooo gorgeous. Love the cap!
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  12. SimonZ

    Venusina Microbes in the Context of Environmental Exploitation and Extinction

    Gardening is a frame of mind :noidea:. Your plants need you and you should get out there and be nice to them. Treat them well, talk to them nicely and they will reward you with creating a haven of peace. :)
    Gardening is a frame of mind :noidea:. Your plants need you and you should get out there and be nice to them. Treat them well, talk to them nicely and they will reward you with creating a haven of peace. :)
    Gardening is a frame of mind :noidea:. Your plants need you and you should get out there and be nice to them. Treat them well, talk to them nicely and they will reward you with creating a haven of peace. :)
    Gardening is a frame of mind :noidea:. Your plants need you and you should get out there and be nice to them. Treat them well, talk to them nicely and they will reward you with creating a haven of peace. :)
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  13. shiney

    What A Farce!

    Good idea :blue thumb: I only suggested the mute button, immediately after watching the debate, but your addition sounds excellent. :heehee:
    Good idea :blue thumb: I only suggested the mute button, immediately after watching the debate, but your addition sounds excellent. :heehee:
    Good idea :blue thumb: I only suggested the mute button, immediately after watching the debate, but your addition sounds excellent. :heehee:
    Good idea :blue thumb: I only suggested the mute button, immediately after watching the debate, but your addition sounds excellent. :heehee:
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  14. wiseowl
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    The Kindness of other People

    Well, it went down well and the staff were keen to know who done it :biggrin: customer service lady was told to do it on the quiet which she did and put a doctors note so that the one's that would take all...
    Well, it went down well and the staff were keen to know who done it :biggrin: customer service lady was told to do it on the quiet which she did and put a doctors note so that the one's that would take all didn't :biggrin: so it was just take one or two so that all staff had a shareSo do something nice for...
    Well, it went down well and the staff were keen to know who done it :biggrin: customer service lady was told to do it on the quiet which she did and put a doctors note so that the one's that would take all didn't :biggrin: so it was just take one or two so that...
    Well, it went down well and the staff were keen to know who done it :biggrin: customer service lady was told to do it on the quiet which she did and put a doctors note so that the one's that would take all...
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  15. SimonZ

    site probs

    Can you screenshot it?Is the "list" a list of existing thread titles (forum software?) or a spellchecker list (browser)?
    Can you screenshot it?Is the "list" a list of existing thread titles (forum software?) or a spellchecker list (browser)?
    Can you screenshot it?Is the "list" a list of existing thread titles (forum software?) or a spellchecker list (browser)?
    Can you screenshot it?Is the "list" a list of existing thread titles (forum software?) or a spellchecker list (browser)?
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  16. pete

    Distance app for phone

    Dog was on lead and pulled Mrs Scrungee along after a Squirrel.GoogleFit identified that activity as 'Wind Surfing'.
    Dog was on lead and pulled Mrs Scrungee along after a Squirrel.GoogleFit identified that activity as 'Wind Surfing'.
    Dog was on lead and pulled Mrs Scrungee along after a Squirrel.GoogleFit identified that activity as 'Wind Surfing'.
    Dog was on lead and pulled Mrs Scrungee along after a Squirrel.GoogleFit identified that activity as 'Wind Surfing'.
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  17. JR
    Informative x 5

    Scams

    I sent it to a cousin who works in I.T. to ask his opinion :whistle:. This was his answer :loll:"I think this is genuine.I understand, that in order to attract a younger Clientele, BT are rebranding to...
    I sent it to a cousin who works in I.T. to ask his opinion :whistle:. This was his answer :loll:"I think this is genuine.I understand, that in order to attract a younger Clientele, BT are rebranding to GobbySod, which I think is a very catchy and attractive name for a major International...
    I sent it to a cousin who works in I.T. to ask his opinion :whistle:. This was his answer :loll:"I think this is genuine.I understand, that in order to attract a younger Clientele, BT are rebranding to GobbySod, which I think is a very catchy and...
    I sent it to a cousin who works in I.T. to ask his opinion :whistle:. This was his answer :loll:"I think this is genuine.I understand, that in order to attract a younger Clientele, BT are rebranding to...
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  18. Mike Allen

    TODAY

    Today 24.9.20Received an email reply from Peter Beales Roses. I had contacted them about three roses I had purchased earlier on in the year as bare roots. When the roses arrived, I was...
    Today 24.9.20Received an email reply from Peter Beales Roses. I had contacted them about three roses I had purchased earlier on in the year as bare roots. When the roses arrived, I was doubtful about these three. The canes were alraed looking that deathly brown. They had been cut back to...
    Today 24.9.20Received an email reply from Peter Beales Roses. I had contacted them about three roses I had purchased earlier on in the year as bare roots. When the roses arrived, I was doubtful about these three. The canes were alraed...
    Today 24.9.20Received an email reply from Peter Beales Roses. I had contacted them about three roses I had purchased earlier on in the year as bare roots. When the roses arrived, I was...
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  19. Palustris

    Unwanted phone calls

    Tried all those things. And yes it is a legitimate company. Have blocked the latest number. We will see what happens in a few months time when they ring again.
    Tried all those things. And yes it is a legitimate company. Have blocked the latest number. We will see what happens in a few months time when they ring again.
    Tried all those things. And yes it is a legitimate company. Have blocked the latest number. We will see what happens in a few months time when they ring again.
    Tried all those things. And yes it is a legitimate company. Have blocked the latest number. We will see what happens in a few months time when they ring again.
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  20. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IAN TAYLOR

    Happy birthday Ian. :planting:
    Happy birthday Ian. :planting:
    Happy birthday Ian. :planting:
    Happy birthday Ian. :planting:
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