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  1. Kathy3

    £GC

    can someone please tell me what £gc is and how to donate thanks kathy :cnfs:
    can someone please tell me what £gc is and how to donate thanks kathy :cnfs:
    can someone please tell me what £gc is and how to donate thanks kathy :cnfs:
    can someone please tell me what £gc is and how to donate thanks kathy :cnfs:
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  2. Pro Gard

    Scandalous

    Forgot that.:doh:
    Forgot that.:doh:
    Forgot that.:doh:
    Forgot that.:doh:
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  3. capney

    Shaun the sheep....still life

    Thanks Aesculus Does the trick nicely. robert
    Thanks Aesculus Does the trick nicely. robert
    Thanks Aesculus Does the trick nicely. robert
    Thanks Aesculus Does the trick nicely. robert
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  4. Pro Gard

    Yet another erosion of civil liberties

    Back to Pauls's original post - I think the police response is totally disproportiante - MPs are not above the law but he was just doing his job - there is something very very wrong about this....
    Back to Pauls's original post - I think the police response is totally disproportiante - MPs are not above the law but he was just doing his job - there is something very very wrong about this. Also it seems amazing they can find 9 policemen for this sort of trivia yet when something serious...
    Back to Pauls's original post - I think the police response is totally disproportiante - MPs are not above the law but he was just doing his job - there is something very very wrong about this. Also it seems amazing they can find 9 policemen for...
    Back to Pauls's original post - I think the police response is totally disproportiante - MPs are not above the law but he was just doing his job - there is something very very wrong about this....
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  5. Kandy

    Shiney

    Oh thats a nasty thing to happen, must make you wary of being in the front garden if people speed by like that.
    Oh thats a nasty thing to happen, must make you wary of being in the front garden if people speed by like that.
    Oh thats a nasty thing to happen, must make you wary of being in the front garden if people speed by like that.
    Oh thats a nasty thing to happen, must make you wary of being in the front garden if people speed by like that.
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  6. cajary

    Missing Persons

    Lager, Cider Laxative? Doesn`t work, somehow.:lollol::lollol:
    Lager, Cider Laxative? Doesn`t work, somehow.:lollol::lollol:
    Lager, Cider Laxative? Doesn`t work, somehow.:lollol::lollol:
    Lager, Cider Laxative? Doesn`t work, somehow.:lollol::lollol:
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  7. capney

    New gas fire

    Looking forward to toasties....
    Looking forward to toasties....
    Looking forward to toasties....
    Looking forward to toasties....
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  8. capney

    Car crash in our street

    Oh my! Bet that's made her insurance people blink! Would have made a great addition to Jasper Carrot's routine.Of rolling cars, in Harlow Essex the shopping centre car park is very ingeniously...
    Oh my! Bet that's made her insurance people blink! Would have made a great addition to Jasper Carrot's routine.Of rolling cars, in Harlow Essex the shopping centre car park is very ingeniously built so parts of each level is on a steep gradient. Either people would get to their car and let go...
    Oh my! Bet that's made her insurance people blink! Would have made a great addition to Jasper Carrot's routine.Of rolling cars, in Harlow Essex the shopping centre car park is very ingeniously built so parts of each level is on a steep...
    Oh my! Bet that's made her insurance people blink! Would have made a great addition to Jasper Carrot's routine.Of rolling cars, in Harlow Essex the shopping centre car park is very ingeniously...
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  9. capney

    Exploding times

    Our Civil Defence Rescue Team were on a public exercise in a park. Some scaffolding was erected for the show and Oxy-acetylene cylinders (4ft long) were chained to the scaffolding. Some damned...
    Our Civil Defence Rescue Team were on a public exercise in a park. Some scaffolding was erected for the show and Oxy-acetylene cylinders (4ft long) were chained to the scaffolding. Some damned fool threw a flare into the area and it played it's jet of flame on a cyclinder (potential BIG BANG)....
    Our Civil Defence Rescue Team were on a public exercise in a park. Some scaffolding was erected for the show and Oxy-acetylene cylinders (4ft long) were chained to the scaffolding. Some damned fool threw a flare into the area and it played it's...
    Our Civil Defence Rescue Team were on a public exercise in a park. Some scaffolding was erected for the show and Oxy-acetylene cylinders (4ft long) were chained to the scaffolding. Some damned...
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  10. Daisies

    Decided it was time I did my Christmas cards ....

    I send very few cards at all, it just is not very common in Italy. Cards only go together with presents usually. I like making my own cards anyway, both for presents and for sending. I have some...
    I send very few cards at all, it just is not very common in Italy. Cards only go together with presents usually. I like making my own cards anyway, both for presents and for sending. I have some other friends artistically inclined and it is great fun each year to see what they created and...
    I send very few cards at all, it just is not very common in Italy. Cards only go together with presents usually. I like making my own cards anyway, both for presents and for sending. I have some other friends artistically inclined and it is great...
    I send very few cards at all, it just is not very common in Italy. Cards only go together with presents usually. I like making my own cards anyway, both for presents and for sending. I have some...
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  11. roders

    John Denver

    thank you so much Roders just love JD :yho: :yho:
    thank you so much Roders just love JD :yho: :yho:
    thank you so much Roders just love JD :yho: :yho:
    thank you so much Roders just love JD :yho: :yho:
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  12. cajary

    Boilers

    Caj, your son-in-law is not quite right: all new boilers must now be of the condensing type by law, but its up to you whether you want a combi or not. If you don't have to replace I would keep...
    Caj, your son-in-law is not quite right: all new boilers must now be of the condensing type by law, but its up to you whether you want a combi or not. If you don't have to replace I would keep what you've got.
    Caj, your son-in-law is not quite right: all new boilers must now be of the condensing type by law, but its up to you whether you want a combi or not. If you don't have to replace I would keep what you've got.
    Caj, your son-in-law is not quite right: all new boilers must now be of the condensing type by law, but its up to you whether you want a combi or not. If you don't have to replace I would keep...
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  13. pamsdish

    I did a silly thing

    Claire, when you come down to it, you only have to give up ONE cigarette. The next one.:thumb:
    Claire, when you come down to it, you only have to give up ONE cigarette. The next one.:thumb:
    Claire, when you come down to it, you only have to give up ONE cigarette. The next one.:thumb:
    Claire, when you come down to it, you only have to give up ONE cigarette. The next one.:thumb:
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  14. Webmaster

    Just waiting for an accident

    I bet everyone, although not as bad as that, has had a similar experience. Thats feeling of not being in control and unable to stop, just sitting there waiting for the bang.If your lucky you...
    I bet everyone, although not as bad as that, has had a similar experience. Thats feeling of not being in control and unable to stop, just sitting there waiting for the bang.If your lucky you get away with it, if not, well.................You cant drive on solid ice no matter how good you...
    I bet everyone, although not as bad as that, has had a similar experience. Thats feeling of not being in control and unable to stop, just sitting there waiting for the bang.If your lucky you get away with it, if not, well....................
    I bet everyone, although not as bad as that, has had a similar experience. Thats feeling of not being in control and unable to stop, just sitting there waiting for the bang.If your lucky you...
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  15. roders

    Occupational Hazard..Not for the squeemish!

    :dh:Blimey roders...rather a sore looking gash you have there! How on earth are you going to wipe the dew drops off now? An apprentice at work cut his thumb nail in half using the same method on...
    :dh:Blimey roders...rather a sore looking gash you have there! How on earth are you going to wipe the dew drops off now? An apprentice at work cut his thumb nail in half using the same method on Friday:lollol:
    :dh:Blimey roders...rather a sore looking gash you have there! How on earth are you going to wipe the dew drops off now? An apprentice at work cut his thumb nail in half using the same method on Friday:lollol:
    :dh:Blimey roders...rather a sore looking gash you have there! How on earth are you going to wipe the dew drops off now? An apprentice at work cut his thumb nail in half using the same method on...
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  16. Gogs

    Message fron gogs

    Cheers Kandy n Shiney , Yes some good walks up here Kandy , slight covering of the white stuff both Sat . & Sun. morning's. Re. Christmas ......I'll get round to it errrrr . some day soon !...
    Cheers Kandy n Shiney , Yes some good walks up here Kandy , slight covering of the white stuff both Sat . & Sun. morning's. Re. Christmas ......I'll get round to it errrrr . some day soon ! :lollol:
    Cheers Kandy n Shiney , Yes some good walks up here Kandy , slight covering of the white stuff both Sat . & Sun. morning's. Re. Christmas ......I'll get round to it errrrr . some day soon ! :lollol:
    Cheers Kandy n Shiney , Yes some good walks up here Kandy , slight covering of the white stuff both Sat . & Sun. morning's. Re. Christmas ......I'll get round to it errrrr . some day soon !...
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  17. willow13

    inventor wanted

    Hi There,:thku:I'll give them a go Paul and if no good I'll do what you suggested in your pm,no problem.Nice & sunny here today so might get out in the garden at last :)Thankyou everyone...
    Hi There,:thku:I'll give them a go Paul and if no good I'll do what you suggested in your pm,no problem.Nice & sunny here today so might get out in the garden at last :)Thankyou everyoneLinda:cutflwrs:
    Hi There,:thku:I'll give them a go Paul and if no good I'll do what you suggested in your pm,no problem.Nice & sunny here today so might get out in the garden at last :)Thankyou everyoneLinda:cutflwrs:
    Hi There,:thku:I'll give them a go Paul and if no good I'll do what you suggested in your pm,no problem.Nice & sunny here today so might get out in the garden at last :)Thankyou everyone...
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  18. T Digger

    Not a complaint

    Keep up the good work Nathan and moderators. It's an excellent site and its FREE :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb:
    Keep up the good work Nathan and moderators. It's an excellent site and its FREE :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb:
    Keep up the good work Nathan and moderators. It's an excellent site and its FREE :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb:
    Keep up the good work Nathan and moderators. It's an excellent site and its FREE :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb:
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  19. roders

    Nicole Kidman.

    Brings a tear to my eye.......
    Brings a tear to my eye.......
    Brings a tear to my eye.......
    Brings a tear to my eye.......
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  20. capney

    Moody kettle

    Yes.. it does have a button to pop the lid or you can fill via the spout. This one is not the filter version.
    Yes.. it does have a button to pop the lid or you can fill via the spout. This one is not the filter version.
    Yes.. it does have a button to pop the lid or you can fill via the spout. This one is not the filter version.
    Yes.. it does have a button to pop the lid or you can fill via the spout. This one is not the filter version.
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