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  1. Lyn

    Decorating

    I'm not a good decorator, my Dad was a proper one and I just learned from watching him. I do tend to slap paint on. I'm messy but quick I get it everywhere, but it normaly turns out O.K. Most...
    I'm not a good decorator, my Dad was a proper one and I just learned from watching him. I do tend to slap paint on. I'm messy but quick I get it everywhere, but it normaly turns out O.K. Most of it on me . It takes me as long again to clean up.:DFor the suede effect I used a lambs wool...
    I'm not a good decorator, my Dad was a proper one and I just learned from watching him. I do tend to slap paint on. I'm messy but quick I get it everywhere, but it normaly turns out O.K. Most of it on me . It takes me as long again to clean...
    I'm not a good decorator, my Dad was a proper one and I just learned from watching him. I do tend to slap paint on. I'm messy but quick I get it everywhere, but it normaly turns out O.K. Most...
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  2. redstar

    Soap pump.

    Better not look to closely then cause my hubby wouldn't be happy if I started spending more money :D
    Better not look to closely then cause my hubby wouldn't be happy if I started spending more money :D
    Better not look to closely then cause my hubby wouldn't be happy if I started spending more money :D
    Better not look to closely then cause my hubby wouldn't be happy if I started spending more money :D
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  3. Slinky

    Does anyone tenpin Bowl???

    I'll remember that as I'm quite good on the wii so I won't boast when I play the real thing then lol
    I'll remember that as I'm quite good on the wii so I won't boast when I play the real thing then lol
    I'll remember that as I'm quite good on the wii so I won't boast when I play the real thing then lol
    I'll remember that as I'm quite good on the wii so I won't boast when I play the real thing then lol
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  4. Paladin

    Books

    Sign Post.1965, My Railway Book. 1928 Country Life .Picture Book Of London 1960. Any takers? Seems a shame to throw them....An old boy I knew left them.
    Sign Post.1965, My Railway Book. 1928 Country Life .Picture Book Of London 1960. Any takers? Seems a shame to throw them....An old boy I knew left them.
    Sign Post.1965, My Railway Book. 1928 Country Life .Picture Book Of London 1960. Any takers? Seems a shame to throw them....An old boy I knew left them.
    Sign Post.1965, My Railway Book. 1928 Country Life .Picture Book Of London 1960. Any takers? Seems a shame to throw them....An old boy I knew left them.
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  5. Little Miss Road Rage

    Wisdom Teeth

    In Italy we need the doctor prescription (or the dentist's) for Sinflex.I am not sure if the thing has the same name abroad, because I googled it and mostly found italian hits (but it may be...
    In Italy we need the doctor prescription (or the dentist's) for Sinflex.I am not sure if the thing has the same name abroad, because I googled it and mostly found italian hits (but it may be my browser having some language prejudice). Pharmacies in Germany are able to look up the italian...
    In Italy we need the doctor prescription (or the dentist's) for Sinflex.I am not sure if the thing has the same name abroad, because I googled it and mostly found italian hits (but it may be my browser having some language prejudice)....
    In Italy we need the doctor prescription (or the dentist's) for Sinflex.I am not sure if the thing has the same name abroad, because I googled it and mostly found italian hits (but it may be...
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  6. tweaky

    Gas or Oil???

    Yup, heh,heh.
    Yup, heh,heh.
    Yup, heh,heh.
    Yup, heh,heh.
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  7. intermiplants

    we are now shareholders

    Are you talking about the Bank of GC or something else :scratch:
    Are you talking about the Bank of GC or something else :scratch:
    Are you talking about the Bank of GC or something else :scratch:
    Are you talking about the Bank of GC or something else :scratch:
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  8. JWK

    The Bank of GC????

    can I withdraw all mine then please :thmb: I think I'd be better off banking with northern rock :wink:
    can I withdraw all mine then please :thmb: I think I'd be better off banking with northern rock :wink:
    can I withdraw all mine then please :thmb: I think I'd be better off banking with northern rock :wink:
    can I withdraw all mine then please :thmb: I think I'd be better off banking with northern rock :wink:
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  9. Digger01

    Eyesight.

    Hi everyone,I'm sure you'll all agree that gardening is a very sensuous hobby; the sights and smells of a great garden are hard to beat, and - if it's one you planted yourself - they can provide...
    Hi everyone,I'm sure you'll all agree that gardening is a very sensuous hobby; the sights and smells of a great garden are hard to beat, and - if it's one you planted yourself - they can provide a great sense of reward. However, as I've been getting older, I've realised that my eyes aren't...
    Hi everyone,I'm sure you'll all agree that gardening is a very sensuous hobby; the sights and smells of a great garden are hard to beat, and - if it's one you planted yourself - they can provide a great sense of reward. However, as I've been...
    Hi everyone,I'm sure you'll all agree that gardening is a very sensuous hobby; the sights and smells of a great garden are hard to beat, and - if it's one you planted yourself - they can provide...
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  10. Lyn

    Repair Laminate wood floor.

    Yes ,I think it will be cushioned vinyl in a tile effect for the porch.We have tiles in our laundry and they are slippy when wet. But the kitchen and bathroom tiles are O.K :scratch::cnfs:
    Yes ,I think it will be cushioned vinyl in a tile effect for the porch.We have tiles in our laundry and they are slippy when wet. But the kitchen and bathroom tiles are O.K :scratch::cnfs:
    Yes ,I think it will be cushioned vinyl in a tile effect for the porch.We have tiles in our laundry and they are slippy when wet. But the kitchen and bathroom tiles are O.K :scratch::cnfs:
    Yes ,I think it will be cushioned vinyl in a tile effect for the porch.We have tiles in our laundry and they are slippy when wet. But the kitchen and bathroom tiles are O.K :scratch::cnfs:
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  11. lollipop

    Inspired by prose

    Another thread inspired by my friend Kat, From Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff, upon learning, from Nelly Dean, that Cathy has died. " "May she wake in torment!" he cried, with a...
    Another thread inspired by my friend Kat, From Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff, upon learning, from Nelly Dean, that Cathy has died. " "May she wake in torment!" he cried, with a frightful vehemence, stamping his foot, and groaning in a sudden paroxysm of ungovernable passion. "why,...
    Another thread inspired by my friend Kat, From Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff, upon learning, from Nelly Dean, that Cathy has died. " "May she wake in torment!" he cried, with a frightful vehemence, stamping his foot, and groaning in a...
    Another thread inspired by my friend Kat, From Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff, upon learning, from Nelly Dean, that Cathy has died. " "May she wake in torment!" he cried, with a...
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  12. wiseowl

    Bendy T V Screen

    Great potential, but not quite beyond the corner yet, sniff.
    Great potential, but not quite beyond the corner yet, sniff.
    Great potential, but not quite beyond the corner yet, sniff.
    Great potential, but not quite beyond the corner yet, sniff.
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  13. spudbristol

    No one rips off spud!!!

    Well done I hate insurance companies and I believe u only have insurance so u don't get 6 points when stopped :lollol:
    Well done I hate insurance companies and I believe u only have insurance so u don't get 6 points when stopped :lollol:
    Well done I hate insurance companies and I believe u only have insurance so u don't get 6 points when stopped :lollol:
    Well done I hate insurance companies and I believe u only have insurance so u don't get 6 points when stopped :lollol:
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  14. Pro Gard

    Yet more red tape from the EU:

    ... and another couple of hundred of civil servants will have to be recruited to make sure you guys keep this redtape in order :mad:
    ... and another couple of hundred of civil servants will have to be recruited to make sure you guys keep this redtape in order :mad:
    ... and another couple of hundred of civil servants will have to be recruited to make sure you guys keep this redtape in order :mad:
    ... and another couple of hundred of civil servants will have to be recruited to make sure you guys keep this redtape in order :mad:
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  15. Harmony Arb

    Tree work video

    LOL, good vids of you working. I'm used to the Welsh accent took me a while to realise the accent was even there.
    LOL, good vids of you working. I'm used to the Welsh accent took me a while to realise the accent was even there.
    LOL, good vids of you working. I'm used to the Welsh accent took me a while to realise the accent was even there.
    LOL, good vids of you working. I'm used to the Welsh accent took me a while to realise the accent was even there.
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  16. roders

    Winter draws on..........

    I note this 'sensible' post has rapidly gone downhill ... cool it chaps, we're trying to warm thngs up. :)
    I note this 'sensible' post has rapidly gone downhill ... cool it chaps, we're trying to warm thngs up. :)
    I note this 'sensible' post has rapidly gone downhill ... cool it chaps, we're trying to warm thngs up. :)
    I note this 'sensible' post has rapidly gone downhill ... cool it chaps, we're trying to warm thngs up. :)
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  17. capney

    For crying out loud!

    Son in Law did two large jars on Sunday....He called in last night for a drink:lollol:and he STANK:rotfl:
    Son in Law did two large jars on Sunday....He called in last night for a drink:lollol:and he STANK:rotfl:
    Son in Law did two large jars on Sunday....He called in last night for a drink:lollol:and he STANK:rotfl:
    Son in Law did two large jars on Sunday....He called in last night for a drink:lollol:and he STANK:rotfl:
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  18. walnut

    Happy birthday Palladin

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  19. capney

    When you want a plumber !

    Whenever I do any plumbing it usually takes me three goes to stop the leaks that I've caused somewhere else. Looks like the professionals have the same trouble.:)
    Whenever I do any plumbing it usually takes me three goes to stop the leaks that I've caused somewhere else. Looks like the professionals have the same trouble.:)
    Whenever I do any plumbing it usually takes me three goes to stop the leaks that I've caused somewhere else. Looks like the professionals have the same trouble.:)
    Whenever I do any plumbing it usually takes me three goes to stop the leaks that I've caused somewhere else. Looks like the professionals have the same trouble.:)
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  20. capney

    Christmas is a coming

    hi pal, I will be the 30th december and will be posting my pics and bm can post pics of his new lingerie he he
    hi pal, I will be the 30th december and will be posting my pics and bm can post pics of his new lingerie he he
    hi pal, I will be the 30th december and will be posting my pics and bm can post pics of his new lingerie he he
    hi pal, I will be the 30th december and will be posting my pics and bm can post pics of his new lingerie he he
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