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  1. The Nut

    Dolphin playing with bubble rings

    Beautiful - you just HAVE to smile :thumb:
    Beautiful - you just HAVE to smile :thumb:
    Beautiful - you just HAVE to smile :thumb:
    Beautiful - you just HAVE to smile :thumb:
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  2. jjordie

    Paul Newman

    :( Such memories of a wonderful actor and the many hours watching him being everything from a hustler to a champion egg eater and the perfect cowboy:thumb: Makes me wonder what life's all for:scratch:
    :( Such memories of a wonderful actor and the many hours watching him being everything from a hustler to a champion egg eater and the perfect cowboy:thumb: Makes me wonder what life's all for:scratch:
    :( Such memories of a wonderful actor and the many hours watching him being everything from a hustler to a champion egg eater and the perfect cowboy:thumb: Makes me wonder what life's all for:scratch:
    :( Such memories of a wonderful actor and the many hours watching him being everything from a hustler to a champion egg eater and the perfect cowboy:thumb: Makes me wonder what life's all for:scratch:
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  3. capney

    Victor says !

    “Cool” “That’s cool” “Cool man” I hate it. I swear I have just heard those statements about tens times in the last ten minutes. Is that a misuse of the English language?
    “Cool” “That’s cool” “Cool man” I hate it. I swear I have just heard those statements about tens times in the last ten minutes. Is that a misuse of the English language?
    “Cool” “That’s cool” “Cool man” I hate it. I swear I have just heard those statements about tens times in the last ten minutes. Is that a misuse of the English language?
    “Cool” “That’s cool” “Cool man” I hate it. I swear I have just heard those statements about tens times in the last ten minutes. Is that a misuse of the English language?
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  4. capney

    Todays observation

    Thank God I live in Manchester:grn::rotfl: 02
    Thank God I live in Manchester:grn::rotfl: 02
    Thank God I live in Manchester:grn::rotfl: 02
    Thank God I live in Manchester:grn::rotfl: 02
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  5. Lyn

    Setting up a new aquarium

    aawww!
    aawww!
    aawww!
    aawww!
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  6. Paladin

    Two years today

    Congratulations from me too, Pal ... I can't believe it's been two years either ... my how time flies when you're having fun .... :D I went under the knife 22 years ago and Sis an even worse...
    Congratulations from me too, Pal ... I can't believe it's been two years either ... my how time flies when you're having fun .... :D I went under the knife 22 years ago and Sis an even worse incident in more recent years .... you do re-think life and what's important to you when you think...
    Congratulations from me too, Pal ... I can't believe it's been two years either ... my how time flies when you're having fun .... :D I went under the knife 22 years ago and Sis an even worse incident in more recent years .... you do re-think...
    Congratulations from me too, Pal ... I can't believe it's been two years either ... my how time flies when you're having fun .... :D I went under the knife 22 years ago and Sis an even worse...
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  7. lollipop

    Anyone had shingles?

    I hope she recovers soon, it sounds horrible :(
    I hope she recovers soon, it sounds horrible :(
    I hope she recovers soon, it sounds horrible :(
    I hope she recovers soon, it sounds horrible :(
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  8. Scotkat

    Clay pots

    :thumb: Hi Scotkat, nice to see you again..! This place has a good selection...! This is another good one..!! Hope these are some help.. Otherwise I reckom your local garden centre or my B&Q or...
    :thumb: Hi Scotkat, nice to see you again..! This place has a good selection...! This is another good one..!! Hope these are some help.. Otherwise I reckom your local garden centre or my B&Q or such like.... :thumb: Good luck in your search..!:)
    :thumb: Hi Scotkat, nice to see you again..! This place has a good selection...! This is another good one..!! Hope these are some help.. Otherwise I reckom your local garden centre or my B&Q or such like.... :thumb: Good luck in your search..!:)
    :thumb: Hi Scotkat, nice to see you again..! This place has a good selection...! This is another good one..!! Hope these are some help.. Otherwise I reckom your local garden centre or my B&Q or...
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  9. JarBax

    Things are about to change...

    Thanks again! Teaching first lesson tomorrow! HELP!!! (Yes I am shouting!) :)
    Thanks again! Teaching first lesson tomorrow! HELP!!! (Yes I am shouting!) :)
    Thanks again! Teaching first lesson tomorrow! HELP!!! (Yes I am shouting!) :)
    Thanks again! Teaching first lesson tomorrow! HELP!!! (Yes I am shouting!) :)
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  10. capney

    Yorkshire justice

    How do you expect to find a chip shop halfway up a mountain? Come down South mun and enjoy fish and chips and fresh baked bread.:thumb::lollol:
    How do you expect to find a chip shop halfway up a mountain? Come down South mun and enjoy fish and chips and fresh baked bread.:thumb::lollol:
    How do you expect to find a chip shop halfway up a mountain? Come down South mun and enjoy fish and chips and fresh baked bread.:thumb::lollol:
    How do you expect to find a chip shop halfway up a mountain? Come down South mun and enjoy fish and chips and fresh baked bread.:thumb::lollol:
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  11. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Ace of Spades..!!

    Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes,:thumb: had a lovely day. It was also the first day of my official retirement.:old: Cheers Alfie
    Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes,:thumb: had a lovely day. It was also the first day of my official retirement.:old: Cheers Alfie
    Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes,:thumb: had a lovely day. It was also the first day of my official retirement.:old: Cheers Alfie
    Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes,:thumb: had a lovely day. It was also the first day of my official retirement.:old: Cheers Alfie
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  12. Paladin

    Happy Birthday jjordie

    Whoops I missed your birthday :dh:Hope you had a good one.
    Whoops I missed your birthday :dh:Hope you had a good one.
    Whoops I missed your birthday :dh:Hope you had a good one.
    Whoops I missed your birthday :dh:Hope you had a good one.
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  13. Daisies

    cooking oil

    :) Mrs Pal waves the compost bin lid for a few seconds to shoo them away:D
    :) Mrs Pal waves the compost bin lid for a few seconds to shoo them away:D
    :) Mrs Pal waves the compost bin lid for a few seconds to shoo them away:D
    :) Mrs Pal waves the compost bin lid for a few seconds to shoo them away:D
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  14. Lyn

    Inconsiderate lighting garden fires.

    :cool:...Good!...:pala:
    :cool:...Good!...:pala:
    :cool:...Good!...:pala:
    :cool:...Good!...:pala:
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  15. capney

    WE have been Googled

    I haven't seen one yet but I don't go out much lol
    I haven't seen one yet but I don't go out much lol
    I haven't seen one yet but I don't go out much lol
    I haven't seen one yet but I don't go out much lol
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  16. intermiplants

    calls for black schools

    Your easy pleased Lollipop :wink:MY KIND OF GUY :D
    Your easy pleased Lollipop :wink:MY KIND OF GUY :D
    Your easy pleased Lollipop :wink:MY KIND OF GUY :D
    Your easy pleased Lollipop :wink:MY KIND OF GUY :D
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  17. capney

    1000 and counting

    Congratulations Robert!
    Congratulations Robert!
    Congratulations Robert!
    Congratulations Robert!
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  18. Little Miss Road Rage

    Do u do a..........?

    I hope not-it`s expensive enough is Christmas. Bah Humbug!
    I hope not-it`s expensive enough is Christmas. Bah Humbug!
    I hope not-it`s expensive enough is Christmas. Bah Humbug!
    I hope not-it`s expensive enough is Christmas. Bah Humbug!
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  19. jimbo1951

    TV Licence

    Not signed.I prefer the Beeb to have more free reign and to avoid having to get money in from Adverts. yes they have other souces of funds, but the licence fee would have to be replaced by...
    Not signed.I prefer the Beeb to have more free reign and to avoid having to get money in from Adverts. yes they have other souces of funds, but the licence fee would have to be replaced by adverts, no way could they bring in enough cash elsewhere.Its not just TV you get for it, i listen...
    Not signed.I prefer the Beeb to have more free reign and to avoid having to get money in from Adverts. yes they have other souces of funds, but the licence fee would have to be replaced by adverts, no way could they bring in enough cash...
    Not signed.I prefer the Beeb to have more free reign and to avoid having to get money in from Adverts. yes they have other souces of funds, but the licence fee would have to be replaced by...
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  20. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Anthony..!

    Happy Birthday Anthony :)
    Happy Birthday Anthony :)
    Happy Birthday Anthony :)
    Happy Birthday Anthony :)
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