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  1. clueless1

    Ideas and volunteers needed please

    It sounds like a good idea to me, a worthy cause to set yor mind to aswell - it's hard to get information on local stuff like this sometimes.
    It sounds like a good idea to me, a worthy cause to set yor mind to aswell - it's hard to get information on local stuff like this sometimes.
    It sounds like a good idea to me, a worthy cause to set yor mind to aswell - it's hard to get information on local stuff like this sometimes.
    It sounds like a good idea to me, a worthy cause to set yor mind to aswell - it's hard to get information on local stuff like this sometimes.
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  2. jjordie

    Happy Birthday Daisees

    Happy Birthday - - sorry I'm late!
    Happy Birthday - - sorry I'm late!
    Happy Birthday - - sorry I'm late!
    Happy Birthday - - sorry I'm late!
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  3. willow13

    where will i live??

    :( Oh dear Willow what a dreadful situation to be in.! I can only agree with all the above.. I am a care to en elderly gent who has allot of problems.. We were not keen to get social services...
    :( Oh dear Willow what a dreadful situation to be in.! I can only agree with all the above.. I am a care to en elderly gent who has allot of problems.. We were not keen to get social services involved, but after a chat with his GP that was what we did.. I have to say they were wonderful & we got...
    :( Oh dear Willow what a dreadful situation to be in.! I can only agree with all the above.. I am a care to en elderly gent who has allot of problems.. We were not keen to get social services involved, but after a chat with his GP that was what...
    :( Oh dear Willow what a dreadful situation to be in.! I can only agree with all the above.. I am a care to en elderly gent who has allot of problems.. We were not keen to get social services...
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  4. pete

    Are "the powers that be" about to wake up.

    Will do.
    Will do.
    Will do.
    Will do.
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  5. Slinky

    G.C members age

    So I take it the 20-30s get a garden and garden like mad, then they have children, resulting in the 40 year slump, then they escape their children and run out into the garden for the 50s.Am I...
    So I take it the 20-30s get a garden and garden like mad, then they have children, resulting in the 40 year slump, then they escape their children and run out into the garden for the 50s.Am I right?
    So I take it the 20-30s get a garden and garden like mad, then they have children, resulting in the 40 year slump, then they escape their children and run out into the garden for the 50s.Am I right?
    So I take it the 20-30s get a garden and garden like mad, then they have children, resulting in the 40 year slump, then they escape their children and run out into the garden for the 50s.Am I...
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  6. Daisies

    More mods ....

    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
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  7. lindyco

    Swallows still here?

    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area gathered over our garden, just when we thought they'd all gone. The second lot of babies have left the...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area gathered over our garden, just when we thought they'd...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area...
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  8. Lyn

    Hovis advert

    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
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  9. The Nut

    Mobile phone

    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
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  10. JWK

    I don't believe it ....

    Thick as mince!! :dh:
    Thick as mince!! :dh:
    Thick as mince!! :dh:
    Thick as mince!! :dh:
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  11. capney

    Driving license

    When I got my plastic photo DL in December 2007, I was pleased to see it was good until December 2017 .... I did read it! I was then less than pleased when I turned it in for a Portuguese DL when...
    When I got my plastic photo DL in December 2007, I was pleased to see it was good until December 2017 .... I did read it! I was then less than pleased when I turned it in for a Portuguese DL when I got my residency in February of this year and was issued with one that is only valid for the...
    When I got my plastic photo DL in December 2007, I was pleased to see it was good until December 2017 .... I did read it! I was then less than pleased when I turned it in for a Portuguese DL when I got my residency in February of this year and...
    When I got my plastic photo DL in December 2007, I was pleased to see it was good until December 2017 .... I did read it! I was then less than pleased when I turned it in for a Portuguese DL when...
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  12. Lyn

    Green Flag break down cover.

    :oops: Must be my age - could have sworn it was Green Flag :D
    :oops: Must be my age - could have sworn it was Green Flag :D
    :oops: Must be my age - could have sworn it was Green Flag :D
    :oops: Must be my age - could have sworn it was Green Flag :D
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  13. Pro Gard

    Im not going to be posting as frequently.

    Ive decided that im not going to participate frequently on this site anymore, whilst i may make the odd contribution I will no longer be contributing regularly.My profile will remain the...
    Ive decided that im not going to participate frequently on this site anymore, whilst i may make the odd contribution I will no longer be contributing regularly.My profile will remain the same and I sudgest that anyone who wishes to contact me does so via the email option as I will not be...
    Ive decided that im not going to participate frequently on this site anymore, whilst i may make the odd contribution I will no longer be contributing regularly.My profile will remain the same and I sudgest that anyone who wishes to contact...
    Ive decided that im not going to participate frequently on this site anymore, whilst i may make the odd contribution I will no longer be contributing regularly.My profile will remain the...
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  14. Paladin

    Happy Holiday Redstar

    Have a good holiday :shk:
    Have a good holiday :shk:
    Have a good holiday :shk:
    Have a good holiday :shk:
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  15. redstar

    Must see --WOW

    As you said Red - unbelievable. I couldn't even lift my leg up to get it on the pole !!!!!:D
    As you said Red - unbelievable. I couldn't even lift my leg up to get it on the pole !!!!!:D
    As you said Red - unbelievable. I couldn't even lift my leg up to get it on the pole !!!!!:D
    As you said Red - unbelievable. I couldn't even lift my leg up to get it on the pole !!!!!:D
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  16. miraflores

    prostate cancer

    :D:D...:thumb:
    :D:D...:thumb:
    :D:D...:thumb:
    :D:D...:thumb:
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  17. Banana Man

    Anyone had any weird dreams lately ?

    Last nights; I was out shopping, but in a strange town, when I went into a shop to ask about some cosmetics and there were two very young very pretty women there but was instead approached by an...
    Last nights; I was out shopping, but in a strange town, when I went into a shop to ask about some cosmetics and there were two very young very pretty women there but was instead approached by an older French woman who was very beautiful. She was in the middle of talking to me when the alarm...
    Last nights; I was out shopping, but in a strange town, when I went into a shop to ask about some cosmetics and there were two very young very pretty women there but was instead approached by an older French woman who was very beautiful. She...
    Last nights; I was out shopping, but in a strange town, when I went into a shop to ask about some cosmetics and there were two very young very pretty women there but was instead approached by an...
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  18. capney

    Have you ever?

    I try not to look in the mirror :D
    I try not to look in the mirror :D
    I try not to look in the mirror :D
    I try not to look in the mirror :D
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  19. Daisies

    Please welcome two new additions to the Moderating Team

    No more than usual, Pro
    No more than usual, Pro
    No more than usual, Pro
    No more than usual, Pro
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  20. Webmaster

    ADAC Rally Deutschland 2008 ....

    hi nathan, cant wait to see your pics and updates of the great event
    hi nathan, cant wait to see your pics and updates of the great event
    hi nathan, cant wait to see your pics and updates of the great event
    hi nathan, cant wait to see your pics and updates of the great event
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