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  1. jjordie

    Turkey for Christmas?

    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do...
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do ... Szechan or Cherry ... ????????
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do ... Szechan or Cherry ... ????????
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do...
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  2. wiseowl

    Dumping Cod

    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
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  3. roders

    An inoffensive little number.

    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux...
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux Sup�©rieur
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux Sup�©rieur
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux...
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  4. Gogs

    Awww "The Moose" story.

    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
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  5. Lyn

    Funny emails.

    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
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  6. Scotkat

    Christmas Floral Arrangements

    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
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  7. walnut

    WARNING

    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our credit cards. anyone that wants to speak to us will either leave a message or phone our mobiles.i...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our credit cards. anyone that wants to speak to us will...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our...
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  8. Marley Farley

    Clapping & Skipping Rhymes.

    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock that piece of paper off.these rhymes can have a lot of horrible reasons behind them i believe but...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock that piece of paper off.these rhymes can have a...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock...
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  9. Victoria

    Christmas Sing Along

    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
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  10. Daisies

    check previous posts before you start a new topic

    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
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  11. Helofadigger

    A little something thru the post!

    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
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  12. Banana Man

    England In Euro 2008 ?

    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the animals!!At least the rugby and football players choose to play so if they get hurt well it was...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the animals!!At least the rugby and football players ...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the...
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  13. geoffhandley

    Political Compass

    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up to the designer of the questions. Having said that, it is a rough guide and guaranteed to break the...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up to the designer of the questions. Having said...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up...
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  14. Pro Gard

    Iritating thing youve lost.

    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
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  15. Kandy

    Light Boxes

    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
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  16. accidentalgardener

    Oh woe is me pass the martini

    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
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  17. intermiplants

    imp parachute jump

    Me too.Paula said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can sing the Welsh National Anthem too :D ...
    Me too.Paula said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can sing the Welsh National Anthem too :D ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Paula, Are we supposed to sponsor you...
    Me too.Paula said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can sing the Welsh National Anthem too :D ...
    Me too.Paula said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can sing the Welsh National Anthem too :D ...
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  18. Scotkat

    2008 slim pocket garden diary

    Just perfect thank you Roders see if our local Boots has them in stock.Its for myself gift to me.
    Just perfect thank you Roders see if our local Boots has them in stock.Its for myself gift to me.
    Just perfect thank you Roders see if our local Boots has them in stock.Its for myself gift to me.
    Just perfect thank you Roders see if our local Boots has them in stock.Its for myself gift to me.
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  19. youngdaisydee

    1,000 yippee

    hay lol, great to see you, its toooo quiet without you and funny face :D im not gonna make a fool of myself no more..i say no more, not since i got the spins last night.. and ended up like...
    hay lol, great to see you, its toooo quiet without you and funny face :D im not gonna make a fool of myself no more..i say no more, not since i got the spins last night.. and ended up like this........
    hay lol, great to see you, its toooo quiet without you and funny face :D im not gonna make a fool of myself no more..i say no more, not since i got the spins last night.. and ended up like this........
    hay lol, great to see you, its toooo quiet without you and funny face :D im not gonna make a fool of myself no more..i say no more, not since i got the spins last night.. and ended up like...
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  20. Helofadigger

    My hubbie the Hell's Angel

    Hi Helen, know i'm late again, but i did like your post.Isn't it funny how people you know could have been totally 'different' when they were young/er?Hearing about Bobs youth, how come he...
    Hi Helen, know i'm late again, but i did like your post.Isn't it funny how people you know could have been totally 'different' when they were young/er?Hearing about Bobs youth, how come he hasn't got his mates round to sort out catwoman? they wouldn't worry about upsetting anyone. it...
    Hi Helen, know i'm late again, but i did like your post.Isn't it funny how people you know could have been totally 'different' when they were young/er?Hearing about Bobs youth, how come he hasn't got his mates round to sort out catwoman? ...
    Hi Helen, know i'm late again, but i did like your post.Isn't it funny how people you know could have been totally 'different' when they were young/er?Hearing about Bobs youth, how come he...
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