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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Jiffy

    Just a bit of a warning

    I'm still trying to get a diagnosis on my foot pain. Knees have moderate arthritis.
    I'm still trying to get a diagnosis on my foot pain. Knees have moderate arthritis.
    I'm still trying to get a diagnosis on my foot pain. Knees have moderate arthritis.
    I'm still trying to get a diagnosis on my foot pain. Knees have moderate arthritis.
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  2. JWK

    Car problems due to lockdown

    I missed out there, I was always a red dwarf fan. Still love it.
    I missed out there, I was always a red dwarf fan. Still love it.
    I missed out there, I was always a red dwarf fan. Still love it.
    I missed out there, I was always a red dwarf fan. Still love it.
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  3. pete

    Does this sound legal

    All sounds a bit fishy to me.
    All sounds a bit fishy to me.
    All sounds a bit fishy to me.
    All sounds a bit fishy to me.
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  4. Fat Controller

    Happy Birthday Lolimac

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  5. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOLIMAC

    I sent you a birthday wish elsewhere but forgot to put it on here :doh:Senior moment :old: Again!!! :rolleyespink:Hope you had a lovely time. :wub2:
    I sent you a birthday wish elsewhere but forgot to put it on here :doh:Senior moment :old: Again!!! :rolleyespink:Hope you had a lovely time. :wub2:
    I sent you a birthday wish elsewhere but forgot to put it on here :doh:Senior moment :old: Again!!! :rolleyespink:Hope you had a lovely time. :wub2:
    I sent you a birthday wish elsewhere but forgot to put it on here :doh:Senior moment :old: Again!!! :rolleyespink:Hope you had a lovely time. :wub2:
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  6. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 15

    Announcement - Deeply Sad News

    aww that's ok. I'm surprised I didn't see the post!Been thinking of Beckie most of today. Bless her. It reminds you how precious life is and to make the most of it.Rest in peace Beckie :sad:
    aww that's ok. I'm surprised I didn't see the post!Been thinking of Beckie most of today. Bless her. It reminds you how precious life is and to make the most of it.Rest in peace Beckie :sad:
    aww that's ok. I'm surprised I didn't see the post!Been thinking of Beckie most of today. Bless her. It reminds you how precious life is and to make the most of it.Rest in peace Beckie :sad:
    aww that's ok. I'm surprised I didn't see the post!Been thinking of Beckie most of today. Bless her. It reminds you how precious life is and to make the most of it.Rest in peace Beckie :sad:
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  7. shiney
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  8. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday to you!! -Sandy Ground

    Jag tackar och bugar... No need to worry about spelling.Thanks once again for the birthday wishes.
    Jag tackar och bugar... No need to worry about spelling.Thanks once again for the birthday wishes.
    Jag tackar och bugar... No need to worry about spelling.Thanks once again for the birthday wishes.
    Jag tackar och bugar... No need to worry about spelling.Thanks once again for the birthday wishes.
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  9. Jacqueline Scott

    Looking for information and help identifying two apple trees.

    I would say they are both cooking apples.
    I would say they are both cooking apples.
    I would say they are both cooking apples.
    I would say they are both cooking apples.
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  10. ricky101
    Funny x 4

    Full Stop....... How rude !

    I have some photos I have taken of funny or silly signs with wrongly placed apostrophies. :doh:
    I have some photos I have taken of funny or silly signs with wrongly placed apostrophies. :doh:
    I have some photos I have taken of funny or silly signs with wrongly placed apostrophies. :doh:
    I have some photos I have taken of funny or silly signs with wrongly placed apostrophies. :doh:
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  11. clanless

    Quote of the day

    When the heat gets to much he will go next door to his mate Czar Putin.
    When the heat gets to much he will go next door to his mate Czar Putin.
    When the heat gets to much he will go next door to his mate Czar Putin.
    When the heat gets to much he will go next door to his mate Czar Putin.
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  12. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JYMI RIDDLER

    Many thanks guys and gals! I'd forgotten that I'd filled in my birth date. .. I'm getting older lol. I've recieved a lovely stainless steel trowel from my daughter and a great lunch from Mrs JR. :hapfeet:
    Many thanks guys and gals! I'd forgotten that I'd filled in my birth date. .. I'm getting older lol. I've recieved a lovely stainless steel trowel from my daughter and a great lunch from Mrs JR. :hapfeet:
    Many thanks guys and gals! I'd forgotten that I'd filled in my birth date. .. I'm getting older lol. I've recieved a lovely stainless steel trowel from my daughter and a great lunch from Mrs JR. :hapfeet:
    Many thanks guys and gals! I'd forgotten that I'd filled in my birth date. .. I'm getting older lol. I've recieved a lovely stainless steel trowel from my daughter and a great lunch from Mrs JR. :hapfeet:
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  13. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NOISETTE

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  14. hans

    House fly

    Is that because Flies fly towards the shiny penny, and bang their heads on the bag of water and that gives them a penny for their thoughts, Sheal.:scratch::doh::hate-shocked:
    Is that because Flies fly towards the shiny penny, and bang their heads on the bag of water and that gives them a penny for their thoughts, Sheal.:scratch::doh::hate-shocked:
    Is that because Flies fly towards the shiny penny, and bang their heads on the bag of water and that gives them a penny for their thoughts, Sheal.:scratch::doh::hate-shocked:
    Is that because Flies fly towards the shiny penny, and bang their heads on the bag of water and that gives them a penny for their thoughts, Sheal.:scratch::doh::hate-shocked:
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  15. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZEC RICHARDSON

    Have a good one.
    Have a good one.
    Have a good one.
    Have a good one.
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  16. ThePlantAssassin

    What TV? Any suggestions?

    Complain, the engineer should have ppe and act responsibly. He should be disciplined.
    Complain, the engineer should have ppe and act responsibly. He should be disciplined.
    Complain, the engineer should have ppe and act responsibly. He should be disciplined.
    Complain, the engineer should have ppe and act responsibly. He should be disciplined.
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  17. wiseowl
    Friendly x 5

    The Kindness of the Younger generation

    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and it looks like you're on a winner there!
    You won't be able to play your Andy Williams records loud any more and your parking in front of their driveway will have to stop! ;-)I'm joking. Having decent neighbours is half the battle and...
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  18. shiney

    Happy Birthday Kandy

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  19. ricky101

    Online Magazine Offer ...

    Hi,In our weekly newsletter from MoneySavingExpert there is this 2 month trial offer of a range of uk magazines to view online.Readly DealsOn looking at the titles they have, would seem even...
    Hi,In our weekly newsletter from MoneySavingExpert there is this 2 month trial offer of a range of uk magazines to view online.Readly DealsOn looking at the titles they have, would seem even if paying the £7.99 monthly fee after the trial would save us quiet a few pounds. eg we buy Garden...
    Hi,In our weekly newsletter from MoneySavingExpert there is this 2 month trial offer of a range of uk magazines to view online.Readly DealsOn looking at the titles they have, would seem even if paying the £7.99 monthly fee after the trial...
    Hi,In our weekly newsletter from MoneySavingExpert there is this 2 month trial offer of a range of uk magazines to view online.Readly DealsOn looking at the titles they have, would seem even...
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  20. Mike Allen

    TV Licensing.

    I am awaiting a letter from the relevent authority to say how and when I must pay for a TV License. Prior to becoming a 'wrinkly' and being allowed to watch the box FOC. I abided by the law and...
    I am awaiting a letter from the relevent authority to say how and when I must pay for a TV License. Prior to becoming a 'wrinkly' and being allowed to watch the box FOC. I abided by the law and had a license. I am quite certain that it never cost anywhere near a hundred pounds. Now at the...
    I am awaiting a letter from the relevent authority to say how and when I must pay for a TV License. Prior to becoming a 'wrinkly' and being allowed to watch the box FOC. I abided by the law and had a license. I am quite certain that it never...
    I am awaiting a letter from the relevent authority to say how and when I must pay for a TV License. Prior to becoming a 'wrinkly' and being allowed to watch the box FOC. I abided by the law and...
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    0
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    418

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