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  1. Loofah

    Shuffle shuffle...

    These people are the future shakers and movers of britain, what hope do we have? :flag:
    These people are the future shakers and movers of britain, what hope do we have? :flag:
    These people are the future shakers and movers of britain, what hope do we have? :flag:
    These people are the future shakers and movers of britain, what hope do we have? :flag:
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  2. intermiplants

    now leaving school at 17

    Ah the age old issue of money. If youy pay peanuts you get monkeys, that`s what you get for voting in the Tories in the 70s. (Hastily grabs coat and legs it before the rotten tomatoes hit)
    Ah the age old issue of money. If youy pay peanuts you get monkeys, that`s what you get for voting in the Tories in the 70s. (Hastily grabs coat and legs it before the rotten tomatoes hit)
    Ah the age old issue of money. If youy pay peanuts you get monkeys, that`s what you get for voting in the Tories in the 70s. (Hastily grabs coat and legs it before the rotten tomatoes hit)
    Ah the age old issue of money. If youy pay peanuts you get monkeys, that`s what you get for voting in the Tories in the 70s. (Hastily grabs coat and legs it before the rotten tomatoes hit)
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  3. Clematis

    Help please - It's Driving me mad

    Thank heavens my arm is safe. The problem with cryptics is that they can really really hard, and they can also be just plain puzzling. Although I hated it I also enjoyed it, so anytime give...
    Thank heavens my arm is safe. The problem with cryptics is that they can really really hard, and they can also be just plain puzzling. Although I hated it I also enjoyed it, so anytime give us another go.
    Thank heavens my arm is safe. The problem with cryptics is that they can really really hard, and they can also be just plain puzzling. Although I hated it I also enjoyed it, so anytime give us another go.
    Thank heavens my arm is safe. The problem with cryptics is that they can really really hard, and they can also be just plain puzzling. Although I hated it I also enjoyed it, so anytime give...
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  4. shiney

    PRS gone mad

    I've just heard something about this - how ridiculous. I've worked in offices all my life and for years we've had a radio on, sometimes I've introduced it:) Factories have it a lot too. Cafes etc....
    I've just heard something about this - how ridiculous. I've worked in offices all my life and for years we've had a radio on, sometimes I've introduced it:) Factories have it a lot too. Cafes etc. What on earth are they thinking of worrying about this sort of thing. I bought a DAB radio...
    I've just heard something about this - how ridiculous. I've worked in offices all my life and for years we've had a radio on, sometimes I've introduced it:) Factories have it a lot too. Cafes etc. What on earth are they thinking of worrying...
    I've just heard something about this - how ridiculous. I've worked in offices all my life and for years we've had a radio on, sometimes I've introduced it:) Factories have it a lot too. Cafes etc....
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  5. intermiplants

    sad

    Sorry I'm a bit late with this - still catching up. I believe SAD exists, I don't think everyone thinks it does and that it is just being fed up with the winter. I know, from personal...
    Sorry I'm a bit late with this - still catching up. I believe SAD exists, I don't think everyone thinks it does and that it is just being fed up with the winter. I know, from personal experience, that depression exists. I don't think people that haven't experienced it realise how bad it is. ...
    Sorry I'm a bit late with this - still catching up. I believe SAD exists, I don't think everyone thinks it does and that it is just being fed up with the winter. I know, from personal experience, that depression exists. I don't think people...
    Sorry I'm a bit late with this - still catching up. I believe SAD exists, I don't think everyone thinks it does and that it is just being fed up with the winter. I know, from personal...
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  6. intermiplants

    how it should be

    Caj, where you been the last few weeks :) Sleeping ;)
    Caj, where you been the last few weeks :) Sleeping ;)
    Caj, where you been the last few weeks :) Sleeping ;)
    Caj, where you been the last few weeks :) Sleeping ;)
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  7. Daisies

    membership nearing 5,000!

    Perhaps folk are probably put off a bit by the dozens of sub sections, however these are important on sutch a large site.IMO, Daisses summed it up that the majority are probably just seeking...
    Perhaps folk are probably put off a bit by the dozens of sub sections, however these are important on sutch a large site.IMO, Daisses summed it up that the majority are probably just seeking a specific answer..... nothing more.
    Perhaps folk are probably put off a bit by the dozens of sub sections, however these are important on sutch a large site.IMO, Daisses summed it up that the majority are probably just seeking a specific answer..... nothing more.
    Perhaps folk are probably put off a bit by the dozens of sub sections, however these are important on sutch a large site.IMO, Daisses summed it up that the majority are probably just seeking...
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  8. capney

    Todays observations

    A picture paints a thousand words.................
    A picture paints a thousand words.................
    A picture paints a thousand words.................
    A picture paints a thousand words.................
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  9. landlubber

    plastic bags

    That is my point, 'I have probably got it wrong'.I am told that if one item is wrong in the bag and visible from the outside, the whole bag is trashed. I assume like everyone else, we have...
    That is my point, 'I have probably got it wrong'.I am told that if one item is wrong in the bag and visible from the outside, the whole bag is trashed. I assume like everyone else, we have had various bits of paper telling us what is and isn't acceptable, all of them seem to conflict and...
    That is my point, 'I have probably got it wrong'.I am told that if one item is wrong in the bag and visible from the outside, the whole bag is trashed. I assume like everyone else, we have had various bits of paper telling us what is and...
    That is my point, 'I have probably got it wrong'.I am told that if one item is wrong in the bag and visible from the outside, the whole bag is trashed. I assume like everyone else, we have...
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  10. cajary

    Rorke's Drift

    Hi plant. Glad I'm not the only one that has trouble with that link. I'll go through the military history site and find it. Actually, I think they lost a whole army! Thanks loll. I'm going on...
    Hi plant. Glad I'm not the only one that has trouble with that link. I'll go through the military history site and find it. Actually, I think they lost a whole army! Thanks loll. I'm going on holiday soon. I'll hunt out that book so I've got plenty of time to read it without g-children pulling...
    Hi plant. Glad I'm not the only one that has trouble with that link. I'll go through the military history site and find it. Actually, I think they lost a whole army! Thanks loll. I'm going on holiday soon. I'll hunt out that book so I've got...
    Hi plant. Glad I'm not the only one that has trouble with that link. I'll go through the military history site and find it. Actually, I think they lost a whole army! Thanks loll. I'm going on...
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  11. Daisies

    Humane fly dispatch

    Just got me one of these! As the man says "Awesome!"You can sneak up on the pesky things and cover them with the frame (nice long extendable handle so you can reach the ceiling) and...
    Just got me one of these! As the man says "Awesome!"You can sneak up on the pesky things and cover them with the frame (nice long extendable handle so you can reach the ceiling) and ...bye-bye, Mr Fly!
    Just got me one of these! As the man says "Awesome!"You can sneak up on the pesky things and cover them with the frame (nice long extendable handle so you can reach the ceiling) and ...bye-bye, Mr Fly!
    Just got me one of these! As the man says "Awesome!"You can sneak up on the pesky things and cover them with the frame (nice long extendable handle so you can reach the ceiling) and...
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  12. redstar

    Nippon wonderment

    No idea, first thought is caligraphy but the lack of ink stains....
    No idea, first thought is caligraphy but the lack of ink stains....
    No idea, first thought is caligraphy but the lack of ink stains....
    No idea, first thought is caligraphy but the lack of ink stains....
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  13. JWK

    Vulcan flying over Farnborough today

    It was... and... seeing that beast all enclosed between the buildings made it look HUGE, much bigger than they looked at the airport. I looked for archive pics on the net but could find none, alas.
    It was... and... seeing that beast all enclosed between the buildings made it look HUGE, much bigger than they looked at the airport. I looked for archive pics on the net but could find none, alas.
    It was... and... seeing that beast all enclosed between the buildings made it look HUGE, much bigger than they looked at the airport. I looked for archive pics on the net but could find none, alas.
    It was... and... seeing that beast all enclosed between the buildings made it look HUGE, much bigger than they looked at the airport. I looked for archive pics on the net but could find none, alas.
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  14. Pro Gard

    The likes of B&Q verses builders merchants etc

    In this village we have 'Cotswold Building Supplies', a small trader with an extensive variety of stock..everything from gravel, paint , bird seed and glass.:) All of the local builders shop there...
    In this village we have 'Cotswold Building Supplies', a small trader with an extensive variety of stock..everything from gravel, paint , bird seed and glass.:) All of the local builders shop there and even our large building company uses them practically daily for small deliveries and the lads...
    In this village we have 'Cotswold Building Supplies', a small trader with an extensive variety of stock..everything from gravel, paint , bird seed and glass.:) All of the local builders shop there and even our large building company uses them...
    In this village we have 'Cotswold Building Supplies', a small trader with an extensive variety of stock..everything from gravel, paint , bird seed and glass.:) All of the local builders shop there...
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  15. Pro Gard

    Spitefull

    Morning everyone :) I am going to close this thread on a happy note:) Please remember whether you are a new member or an old member everyone agreed to abide by the forum rules when they...
    Morning everyone :) I am going to close this thread on a happy note:) Please remember whether you are a new member or an old member everyone agreed to abide by the forum rules when they registered. Do this and you won't go far wrong :thumb:
    Morning everyone :) I am going to close this thread on a happy note:) Please remember whether you are a new member or an old member everyone agreed to abide by the forum rules when they registered. Do this and you won't go far wrong :thumb:
    Morning everyone :) I am going to close this thread on a happy note:) Please remember whether you are a new member or an old member everyone agreed to abide by the forum rules when they...
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  16. willow13

    In our town.....

    What a crying shame, a real pity. I haven`t seen this programme but will catch it next time it`s on.
    What a crying shame, a real pity. I haven`t seen this programme but will catch it next time it`s on.
    What a crying shame, a real pity. I haven`t seen this programme but will catch it next time it`s on.
    What a crying shame, a real pity. I haven`t seen this programme but will catch it next time it`s on.
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  17. capney

    My fish-my camera-and me.

    Poor fish. Great photo btw.
    Poor fish. Great photo btw.
    Poor fish. Great photo btw.
    Poor fish. Great photo btw.
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  18. lollipop

    What`s this?

    Yeah i know nows the time but ive not got the time lol :rolleyes: still not done me fence :oi dont personally get owt signed but some people do not found nowt worth haveing really though lol...
    Yeah i know nows the time but ive not got the time lol :rolleyes: still not done me fence :oi dont personally get owt signed but some people do not found nowt worth haveing really though lol ill be off to weston sometime though :D theres gold in that thar beach
    Yeah i know nows the time but ive not got the time lol :rolleyes: still not done me fence :oi dont personally get owt signed but some people do not found nowt worth haveing really though lol ill be off to weston sometime though :D theres...
    Yeah i know nows the time but ive not got the time lol :rolleyes: still not done me fence :oi dont personally get owt signed but some people do not found nowt worth haveing really though lol...
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  19. Marley Farley

    Congratulations Daisees..!!

    Well done Daisees, ten years on me.:)
    Well done Daisees, ten years on me.:)
    Well done Daisees, ten years on me.:)
    Well done Daisees, ten years on me.:)
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  20. Pro Gard

    John Foster

    Hi. As it stands, I believe 3 bodies have been found. Certainly a strange 'do'.
    Hi. As it stands, I believe 3 bodies have been found. Certainly a strange 'do'.
    Hi. As it stands, I believe 3 bodies have been found. Certainly a strange 'do'.
    Hi. As it stands, I believe 3 bodies have been found. Certainly a strange 'do'.
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