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  1. Kandy

    Too Early For Christmas

    Your Bonfire nights sound really great, shame we are so far away I could be tempted to gatecrash! Seriously, family 'do's'like that are the very best. Our family seems to have grown beyond...
    Your Bonfire nights sound really great, shame we are so far away I could be tempted to gatecrash! Seriously, family 'do's'like that are the very best. Our family seems to have grown beyond containment, and it is virtually impossible these days to get us all together at the same time, anywhere....
    Your Bonfire nights sound really great, shame we are so far away I could be tempted to gatecrash! Seriously, family 'do's'like that are the very best. Our family seems to have grown beyond containment, and it is virtually impossible these days to...
    Your Bonfire nights sound really great, shame we are so far away I could be tempted to gatecrash! Seriously, family 'do's'like that are the very best. Our family seems to have grown beyond...
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  2. intermiplants

    credit crunch

    Claire "Dad in the tin bath" Dont get me going on that story line.. picture this.. Outside rainwater well, Hand pumped to copper boiler in kitchen. Wood fire under copper. Tin bath in front of...
    Claire "Dad in the tin bath" Dont get me going on that story line.. picture this.. Outside rainwater well, Hand pumped to copper boiler in kitchen. Wood fire under copper. Tin bath in front of living room fire. Bucket hot and cold water from kitchen to living room tin bath. Fight to see who was...
    Claire "Dad in the tin bath" Dont get me going on that story line.. picture this.. Outside rainwater well, Hand pumped to copper boiler in kitchen. Wood fire under copper. Tin bath in front of living room fire. Bucket hot and cold water from...
    Claire "Dad in the tin bath" Dont get me going on that story line.. picture this.. Outside rainwater well, Hand pumped to copper boiler in kitchen. Wood fire under copper. Tin bath in front of...
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  3. UJH

    bbc i player

    No problems for me. I use the BBC i Player, SKY Player, and CH5 on demand. I was streaming one program the other day and watching it at the same time as downloading and storing another. Im...
    No problems for me. I use the BBC i Player, SKY Player, and CH5 on demand. I was streaming one program the other day and watching it at the same time as downloading and storing another. Im running Vista on my inspirion laptop and my desk top is a beast and will handle all of those with no...
    No problems for me. I use the BBC i Player, SKY Player, and CH5 on demand. I was streaming one program the other day and watching it at the same time as downloading and storing another. Im running Vista on my inspirion laptop and my desk top is...
    No problems for me. I use the BBC i Player, SKY Player, and CH5 on demand. I was streaming one program the other day and watching it at the same time as downloading and storing another. Im...
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  4. borrowers

    I'm back!

    Thank you everyone:thumb: You're a marvelous lot:o:p I'm more determined than ever now to enjoy whatever I have, and unfortunately for you lot, that means coming on here as much as possible:D ...
    Thank you everyone:thumb: You're a marvelous lot:o:p I'm more determined than ever now to enjoy whatever I have, and unfortunately for you lot, that means coming on here as much as possible:D So watch out:eek: cheers
    Thank you everyone:thumb: You're a marvelous lot:o:p I'm more determined than ever now to enjoy whatever I have, and unfortunately for you lot, that means coming on here as much as possible:D So watch out:eek: cheers
    Thank you everyone:thumb: You're a marvelous lot:o:p I'm more determined than ever now to enjoy whatever I have, and unfortunately for you lot, that means coming on here as much as possible:D ...
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  5. Webmaster

    Fund raiser !!!!

    :( I was wondering too jjordie..?:confused:
    :( I was wondering too jjordie..?:confused:
    :( I was wondering too jjordie..?:confused:
    :( I was wondering too jjordie..?:confused:
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  6. tweaky

    Complaints from New Members??

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  7. Daisies

    my 50th anniversary!

    Well done Daisees. Not just because I'm an old fart like you, lol (only joking mate), you are one of the 'true' nurses who has a vocation not a job. I send you very warm wishes on your...
    Well done Daisees. Not just because I'm an old fart like you, lol (only joking mate), you are one of the 'true' nurses who has a vocation not a job. I send you very warm wishes on your achievement. How you still do it, I don't know but I'm sure all your patients over the years have...
    Well done Daisees. Not just because I'm an old fart like you, lol (only joking mate), you are one of the 'true' nurses who has a vocation not a job. I send you very warm wishes on your achievement. How you still do it, I don't know but I'm...
    Well done Daisees. Not just because I'm an old fart like you, lol (only joking mate), you are one of the 'true' nurses who has a vocation not a job. I send you very warm wishes on your...
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  8. Gogs

    "Freebie" Offer

    In This Sunday's News of the World,kids might like these:) !
    In This Sunday's News of the World,kids might like these:) !
    In This Sunday's News of the World,kids might like these:) !
    In This Sunday's News of the World,kids might like these:) !
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  9. tweaky

    Lets hear it for the Rottweiler.

    :D:D I knew that dog was just trying to avoid ironing! :p
    :D:D I knew that dog was just trying to avoid ironing! :p
    :D:D I knew that dog was just trying to avoid ironing! :p
    :D:D I knew that dog was just trying to avoid ironing! :p
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  10. Slinky

    Cricket

    That worked thanks. Fun game :D
    That worked thanks. Fun game :D
    That worked thanks. Fun game :D
    That worked thanks. Fun game :D
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  11. The Nut

    Happy Birthday Treesurfer

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  12. Pro Gard

    Its been aleged

    Yes definitely a misunderstanding Pro I expect it was Whistler(while you work):D:D
    Yes definitely a misunderstanding Pro I expect it was Whistler(while you work):D:D
    Yes definitely a misunderstanding Pro I expect it was Whistler(while you work):D:D
    Yes definitely a misunderstanding Pro I expect it was Whistler(while you work):D:D
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  13. Dorsetmike

    How do they get away with it?

    A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
    A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
    A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
    A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
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  14. Paladin

    Cleaning Coins

    couldnt agree more :thumb:
    couldnt agree more :thumb:
    couldnt agree more :thumb:
    couldnt agree more :thumb:
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  15. tweaky

    Gary Glitter

    I hope the press keeps on him. Usually I don't like the press doing it, but it makes me feel a little better if someone is keeping an eye on him... You know
    I hope the press keeps on him. Usually I don't like the press doing it, but it makes me feel a little better if someone is keeping an eye on him... You know
    I hope the press keeps on him. Usually I don't like the press doing it, but it makes me feel a little better if someone is keeping an eye on him... You know
    I hope the press keeps on him. Usually I don't like the press doing it, but it makes me feel a little better if someone is keeping an eye on him... You know
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  16. intermiplants

    team GB in football

    I'm not a football fan but I always watch England play, you've just gotta! I think they should all be kept seperate.
    I'm not a football fan but I always watch England play, you've just gotta! I think they should all be kept seperate.
    I'm not a football fan but I always watch England play, you've just gotta! I think they should all be kept seperate.
    I'm not a football fan but I always watch England play, you've just gotta! I think they should all be kept seperate.
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  17. capney

    Olympics at an end

    It will be interesting to see how they do it here, if they approach it in a different way.
    It will be interesting to see how they do it here, if they approach it in a different way.
    It will be interesting to see how they do it here, if they approach it in a different way.
    It will be interesting to see how they do it here, if they approach it in a different way.
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  18. fmay

    I should have known better!

    They look lovely.. Reminds me of the other day I saw my little brother drop an ice cream and the dog ra off with it :D
    They look lovely.. Reminds me of the other day I saw my little brother drop an ice cream and the dog ra off with it :D
    They look lovely.. Reminds me of the other day I saw my little brother drop an ice cream and the dog ra off with it :D
    They look lovely.. Reminds me of the other day I saw my little brother drop an ice cream and the dog ra off with it :D
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  19. Little Miss Road Rage

    Old bike help

    Aw, how lovely.....now say what you really mean, heh,heh.:D
    Aw, how lovely.....now say what you really mean, heh,heh.:D
    Aw, how lovely.....now say what you really mean, heh,heh.:D
    Aw, how lovely.....now say what you really mean, heh,heh.:D
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  20. The Nut

    cast iron chimenea

    Please don't clean it Nut - as Pro says it adds to the character:thumb:
    Please don't clean it Nut - as Pro says it adds to the character:thumb:
    Please don't clean it Nut - as Pro says it adds to the character:thumb:
    Please don't clean it Nut - as Pro says it adds to the character:thumb:
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    745

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