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  1. intermiplants

    way to go grandma

    Urban myths-how about the one where the newly weds, on their way to the remote country hotel break down. The husband says-wait here I`ll go to a garage to get help. An hour passes, then another...
    Urban myths-how about the one where the newly weds, on their way to the remote country hotel break down. The husband says-wait here I`ll go to a garage to get help. An hour passes, then another and another and no returning husband. The next thing she knows there are police cars around her and...
    Urban myths-how about the one where the newly weds, on their way to the remote country hotel break down. The husband says-wait here I`ll go to a garage to get help. An hour passes, then another and another and no returning husband. The next...
    Urban myths-how about the one where the newly weds, on their way to the remote country hotel break down. The husband says-wait here I`ll go to a garage to get help. An hour passes, then another...
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  2. Kathy3

    Where Has Everyone Gone

    Hi Kathy there are lots of us newbies but we don't bite and I'm sure you'll get to know us. Hope you're feeling better soon. xKellyx
    Hi Kathy there are lots of us newbies but we don't bite and I'm sure you'll get to know us. Hope you're feeling better soon. xKellyx
    Hi Kathy there are lots of us newbies but we don't bite and I'm sure you'll get to know us. Hope you're feeling better soon. xKellyx
    Hi Kathy there are lots of us newbies but we don't bite and I'm sure you'll get to know us. Hope you're feeling better soon. xKellyx
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  3. Hec

    Tinsley Towers

    It was good, there was a great view from the whole of the Meadowhell Car Park, so though there were a lot of people everyone could see well.It was all over in about 5 seconds flat though - We...
    It was good, there was a great view from the whole of the Meadowhell Car Park, so though there were a lot of people everyone could see well.It was all over in about 5 seconds flat though - We ate at 10 and were then sat waiting in the car from 11.30 to 3am, 5 seconds to watch and then...
    It was good, there was a great view from the whole of the Meadowhell Car Park, so though there were a lot of people everyone could see well.It was all over in about 5 seconds flat though - We ate at 10 and were then sat waiting in the car...
    It was good, there was a great view from the whole of the Meadowhell Car Park, so though there were a lot of people everyone could see well.It was all over in about 5 seconds flat though - We...
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  4. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday '..Gogs

    Belatedly Gogs xx (sorry I missed it yesterday :o )
    Belatedly Gogs xx (sorry I missed it yesterday :o )
    Belatedly Gogs xx (sorry I missed it yesterday :o )
    Belatedly Gogs xx (sorry I missed it yesterday :o )
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  5. tweaky

    Small Print

    im not telling you what he thought it said when he found the spots on me bum :o
    im not telling you what he thought it said when he found the spots on me bum :o
    im not telling you what he thought it said when he found the spots on me bum :o
    im not telling you what he thought it said when he found the spots on me bum :o
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  6. intermiplants

    oop norf or darn souf

    The English: it's amazing how dialects alter in just a few miles i'm tking a degree in geordie speak and don't think i'm too bad at itThe Geordie: it's amazing hoo dialects alter in just a few...
    The English: it's amazing how dialects alter in just a few miles i'm tking a degree in geordie speak and don't think i'm too bad at itThe Geordie: it's amazing hoo dialects alter in just a few miles ahm tking a degree in geordie speak an divvent think ahm tee bad at it.
    The English: it's amazing how dialects alter in just a few miles i'm tking a degree in geordie speak and don't think i'm too bad at itThe Geordie: it's amazing hoo dialects alter in just a few miles ahm tking a degree in geordie speak an...
    The English: it's amazing how dialects alter in just a few miles i'm tking a degree in geordie speak and don't think i'm too bad at itThe Geordie: it's amazing hoo dialects alter in just a few...
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  7. Lyn

    The man who draws from memory

    That's it, I remember his name now. I'll pass it on . Many thanks.
    That's it, I remember his name now. I'll pass it on . Many thanks.
    That's it, I remember his name now. I'll pass it on . Many thanks.
    That's it, I remember his name now. I'll pass it on . Many thanks.
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  8. Kandy

    Microwave not cooking food-no heat

    Jan-That sounds exactly like me when I took my I pod back to the shop and played holy hell with the assistant, until they showed me the switch on the top-mortifying. Said assistant was a spotty...
    Jan-That sounds exactly like me when I took my I pod back to the shop and played holy hell with the assistant, until they showed me the switch on the top-mortifying. Said assistant was a spotty youthwho looked at me like I`d rolled up in a horse and cart.
    Jan-That sounds exactly like me when I took my I pod back to the shop and played holy hell with the assistant, until they showed me the switch on the top-mortifying. Said assistant was a spotty youthwho looked at me like I`d rolled up in a horse...
    Jan-That sounds exactly like me when I took my I pod back to the shop and played holy hell with the assistant, until they showed me the switch on the top-mortifying. Said assistant was a spotty...
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  9. intermiplants

    lazy job seekers

    I think I'd best get off this forum and do some work......:D
    I think I'd best get off this forum and do some work......:D
    I think I'd best get off this forum and do some work......:D
    I think I'd best get off this forum and do some work......:D
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  10. roders

    We Are Great Britain Not Rubbish Britain

    It kind of bores me :o But I'm glad we're doing so well.
    It kind of bores me :o But I'm glad we're doing so well.
    It kind of bores me :o But I'm glad we're doing so well.
    It kind of bores me :o But I'm glad we're doing so well.
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  11. Victoria

    Happy Anniversary and Birthday, Rosa

    thanks gogs and roders for the lovely birthday and anniversary wishes
    thanks gogs and roders for the lovely birthday and anniversary wishes
    thanks gogs and roders for the lovely birthday and anniversary wishes
    thanks gogs and roders for the lovely birthday and anniversary wishes
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  12. Slinky

    User Name

    Near enough...for a female that is.;):thumb:
    Near enough...for a female that is.;):thumb:
    Near enough...for a female that is.;):thumb:
    Near enough...for a female that is.;):thumb:
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  13. Lyn

    I'm so angry

    Yeah, I reckon you should get their name in a polite way from the neighbour. Pretty rude the way they left you, but of course they weren't getting any money off you!
    Yeah, I reckon you should get their name in a polite way from the neighbour. Pretty rude the way they left you, but of course they weren't getting any money off you!
    Yeah, I reckon you should get their name in a polite way from the neighbour. Pretty rude the way they left you, but of course they weren't getting any money off you!
    Yeah, I reckon you should get their name in a polite way from the neighbour. Pretty rude the way they left you, but of course they weren't getting any money off you!
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  14. glenw

    Our big day

    Congratulations on naming the big day. Good luck with all the preparations. I'm sure it will be fantastic. December. It might even snow. How lovely :)
    Congratulations on naming the big day. Good luck with all the preparations. I'm sure it will be fantastic. December. It might even snow. How lovely :)
    Congratulations on naming the big day. Good luck with all the preparations. I'm sure it will be fantastic. December. It might even snow. How lovely :)
    Congratulations on naming the big day. Good luck with all the preparations. I'm sure it will be fantastic. December. It might even snow. How lovely :)
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  15. Pro Gard

    Work for your benefits MK2.

    MOD POSTThe other thread on this topic was closed by the mods. Starting a new one is not permittedIt would be appreciated if all would stay off this subject until staff reopen the other...
    MOD POSTThe other thread on this topic was closed by the mods. Starting a new one is not permittedIt would be appreciated if all would stay off this subject until staff reopen the other threadThank you.
    MOD POSTThe other thread on this topic was closed by the mods. Starting a new one is not permittedIt would be appreciated if all would stay off this subject until staff reopen the other threadThank you.
    MOD POSTThe other thread on this topic was closed by the mods. Starting a new one is not permittedIt would be appreciated if all would stay off this subject until staff reopen the other...
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  16. intermiplants

    work for your benefits

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  17. Fran

    Anyone for a walk

    Video isnt working for me :(The place in that pic looks awesome though!
    Video isnt working for me :(The place in that pic looks awesome though!
    Video isnt working for me :(The place in that pic looks awesome though!
    Video isnt working for me :(The place in that pic looks awesome though!
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  18. JarBax

    Free Rice

    So does anyone know how it works? How it grants rice to poorer people I mean?
    So does anyone know how it works? How it grants rice to poorer people I mean?
    So does anyone know how it works? How it grants rice to poorer people I mean?
    So does anyone know how it works? How it grants rice to poorer people I mean?
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  19. capney

    Last of the summer wine

    hes just jealous Capn ignore him... see hes too scared to put his hat pic on I bet it looks like a pea on a drum......speakin of peas must checkmine aint still doint the backstroke
    hes just jealous Capn ignore him... see hes too scared to put his hat pic on I bet it looks like a pea on a drum......speakin of peas must checkmine aint still doint the backstroke
    hes just jealous Capn ignore him... see hes too scared to put his hat pic on I bet it looks like a pea on a drum......speakin of peas must checkmine aint still doint the backstroke
    hes just jealous Capn ignore him... see hes too scared to put his hat pic on I bet it looks like a pea on a drum......speakin of peas must checkmine aint still doint the backstroke
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  20. youngdaisydee

    XFACTOR

    I watched it on Saturday, good stuff. I only watch it to laugh at the really bad/funny people! We have 6 weeks of auditions this time, so lots of chances! After that I don't really pay much...
    I watched it on Saturday, good stuff. I only watch it to laugh at the really bad/funny people! We have 6 weeks of auditions this time, so lots of chances! After that I don't really pay much attention to it anymore because it loses a lot of the comedy factor.
    I watched it on Saturday, good stuff. I only watch it to laugh at the really bad/funny people! We have 6 weeks of auditions this time, so lots of chances! After that I don't really pay much attention to it anymore because it loses a lot of the...
    I watched it on Saturday, good stuff. I only watch it to laugh at the really bad/funny people! We have 6 weeks of auditions this time, so lots of chances! After that I don't really pay much...
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