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  1. Dorsetmike

    Bereavement

    Mike, I have also only now caught up with this thread. I'm so sorry to hear of your great loss. Remember all the wonderful times you had together. As all the others have already said, we are...
    Mike, I have also only now caught up with this thread. I'm so sorry to hear of your great loss. Remember all the wonderful times you had together. As all the others have already said, we are here for you if and when you need us. Take care x
    Mike, I have also only now caught up with this thread. I'm so sorry to hear of your great loss. Remember all the wonderful times you had together. As all the others have already said, we are here for you if and when you need us. Take care...
    Mike, I have also only now caught up with this thread. I'm so sorry to hear of your great loss. Remember all the wonderful times you had together. As all the others have already said, we are...
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  2. Daisies

    forum usage - some interesting factoids

    dunno - got her off LOLscats! (icanhascheezeburger.com) Never go a day without checking it out.
    dunno - got her off LOLscats! (icanhascheezeburger.com) Never go a day without checking it out.
    dunno - got her off LOLscats! (icanhascheezeburger.com) Never go a day without checking it out.
    dunno - got her off LOLscats! (icanhascheezeburger.com) Never go a day without checking it out.
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  3. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday'

    HAPPY BIRTHDAYIs it Rosiemongrel?
    HAPPY BIRTHDAYIs it Rosiemongrel?
    HAPPY BIRTHDAYIs it Rosiemongrel?
    HAPPY BIRTHDAYIs it Rosiemongrel?
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  4. Pro Gard

    lowest yearly mieladge

    Classic!!!!!
    Classic!!!!!
    Classic!!!!!
    Classic!!!!!
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  5. Kristen

    Tip for online Supermarket Shopping

    "worth looking at in my honest opinion before you give them your money"Why? They are significantly MORE bad than the others?All of them have screwed over the farmers. I don't buy any fresh...
    "worth looking at in my honest opinion before you give them your money"Why? They are significantly MORE bad than the others?All of them have screwed over the farmers. I don't buy any fresh produce from the supermarket. If Tesco can screw over a Big Brand supplier and get me a keen price on...
    "worth looking at in my honest opinion before you give them your money"Why? They are significantly MORE bad than the others?All of them have screwed over the farmers. I don't buy any fresh produce from the supermarket. If Tesco can screw...
    "worth looking at in my honest opinion before you give them your money"Why? They are significantly MORE bad than the others?All of them have screwed over the farmers. I don't buy any fresh...
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  6. The Nut

    SKY TV

    Hi, this is a basic reboot, there are some other kinds of reboots depending on the problem, and there are other things you can do yourself-issue with skyplanners, stuttering sound and jumpy...
    Hi, this is a basic reboot, there are some other kinds of reboots depending on the problem, and there are other things you can do yourself-issue with skyplanners, stuttering sound and jumpy programmes. Sky keep sending out updates, but the boxes you get off them can be pretty naff. The...
    Hi, this is a basic reboot, there are some other kinds of reboots depending on the problem, and there are other things you can do yourself-issue with skyplanners, stuttering sound and jumpy programmes. Sky keep sending out updates, but the...
    Hi, this is a basic reboot, there are some other kinds of reboots depending on the problem, and there are other things you can do yourself-issue with skyplanners, stuttering sound and jumpy...
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  7. spudbristol

    What sides your fule cap ???

    Nut - why have you got a red marker on your post and me, Spud and Alisdair have got green ones? Just thought - to do with Skype ? forget I asked :D :D
    Nut - why have you got a red marker on your post and me, Spud and Alisdair have got green ones? Just thought - to do with Skype ? forget I asked :D :D
    Nut - why have you got a red marker on your post and me, Spud and Alisdair have got green ones? Just thought - to do with Skype ? forget I asked :D :D
    Nut - why have you got a red marker on your post and me, Spud and Alisdair have got green ones? Just thought - to do with Skype ? forget I asked :D :D
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  8. Slinky

    Optical Illusions

    Just read that, I mean I showed my hubby the link not the ****, lol. cheers
    Just read that, I mean I showed my hubby the link not the ****, lol. cheers
    Just read that, I mean I showed my hubby the link not the ****, lol. cheers
    Just read that, I mean I showed my hubby the link not the ****, lol. cheers
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  9. Kedi-Gato

    God's Pharmacy

    Spooky! Very interesting KG. cheers
    Spooky! Very interesting KG. cheers
    Spooky! Very interesting KG. cheers
    Spooky! Very interesting KG. cheers
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  10. Slinky

    Fish

    Nice Nick,would you believe they make Ryvita 5 mins from me:)
    Nice Nick,would you believe they make Ryvita 5 mins from me:)
    Nice Nick,would you believe they make Ryvita 5 mins from me:)
    Nice Nick,would you believe they make Ryvita 5 mins from me:)
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  11. Paladin

    Passport

    80 notes, wow....what a rip off.:(
    80 notes, wow....what a rip off.:(
    80 notes, wow....what a rip off.:(
    80 notes, wow....what a rip off.:(
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  12. capney

    Yorkshire Day

    The Football Match by L.S.Lowry....Thats sneaky,, but cleverAll together now. lets hear it from you all..........Where 'as tha bin since ah saw thee, ah saw thee On Ilkley Moor b'ah...
    The Football Match by L.S.Lowry....Thats sneaky,, but cleverAll together now. lets hear it from you all..........Where 'as tha bin since ah saw thee, ah saw thee On Ilkley Moor b'ah t'at Where 'as tha bin sin ah saw thee Where 'as tha bin sin ah saw thee (without thy trousers on)On Ilkley...
    The Football Match by L.S.Lowry....Thats sneaky,, but cleverAll together now. lets hear it from you all..........Where 'as tha bin since ah saw thee, ah saw thee On Ilkley Moor b'ah t'at Where 'as tha bin sin ah saw thee Where 'as tha bin...
    The Football Match by L.S.Lowry....Thats sneaky,, but cleverAll together now. lets hear it from you all..........Where 'as tha bin since ah saw thee, ah saw thee On Ilkley Moor b'ah...
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  13. capney

    Jewellery to die for.

    Not sure if this subject has been covered before in the forum. If not. see what you can up with. I call is picture."Ear today...gone tomorrow"Robert
    Not sure if this subject has been covered before in the forum. If not. see what you can up with. I call is picture."Ear today...gone tomorrow"Robert
    Not sure if this subject has been covered before in the forum. If not. see what you can up with. I call is picture."Ear today...gone tomorrow"Robert
    Not sure if this subject has been covered before in the forum. If not. see what you can up with. I call is picture."Ear today...gone tomorrow"Robert
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  14. miraflores

    don't we get the oil from "them"...?

    Yep...me too. I think I'll stick with my Mazda and my Scenic. That is a very expensive oil-change.
    Yep...me too. I think I'll stick with my Mazda and my Scenic. That is a very expensive oil-change.
    Yep...me too. I think I'll stick with my Mazda and my Scenic. That is a very expensive oil-change.
    Yep...me too. I think I'll stick with my Mazda and my Scenic. That is a very expensive oil-change.
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  15. jjordie

    Latest stupid craze (schoolkids)

    When i was at day release college (which i hated) someone gave me a ciggarette which i smoked quickly inhaling on every breath. Then i took a deep breath and held it until i felt ill all so i...
    When i was at day release college (which i hated) someone gave me a ciggarette which i smoked quickly inhaling on every breath. Then i took a deep breath and held it until i felt ill all so i could go home . Stupid thing to do looking back but that was nothing compared to the drugs and...
    When i was at day release college (which i hated) someone gave me a ciggarette which i smoked quickly inhaling on every breath. Then i took a deep breath and held it until i felt ill all so i could go home . Stupid thing to do looking back but...
    When i was at day release college (which i hated) someone gave me a ciggarette which i smoked quickly inhaling on every breath. Then i took a deep breath and held it until i felt ill all so i...
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  16. Anthony

    RIP Weston-super-Mare Grand Pier.

    Aparently theyve sold out of metal detectors down there now after they said the weekends takeings were on there mostly in pound coins lol an its all still solid so they will be ok to re build :D...
    Aparently theyve sold out of metal detectors down there now after they said the weekends takeings were on there mostly in pound coins lol an its all still solid so they will be ok to re build :DIll be off to weston treasure hunting at the end of the year or begining of 09 supriseing what...
    Aparently theyve sold out of metal detectors down there now after they said the weekends takeings were on there mostly in pound coins lol an its all still solid so they will be ok to re build :DIll be off to weston treasure hunting at the...
    Aparently theyve sold out of metal detectors down there now after they said the weekends takeings were on there mostly in pound coins lol an its all still solid so they will be ok to re build :D...
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  17. walnut

    Allotment petition

    i've signed also
    i've signed also
    i've signed also
    i've signed also
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  18. Kandy

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday Spud hope you had a great day!! 02
    Happy Birthday Spud hope you had a great day!! 02
    Happy Birthday Spud hope you had a great day!! 02
    Happy Birthday Spud hope you had a great day!! 02
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  19. The Nut

    Happy Birthday Spud

    Thanks had a day of an was a great day finally got the plate on the van :Dan help urself to cake ;)
    Thanks had a day of an was a great day finally got the plate on the van :Dan help urself to cake ;)
    Thanks had a day of an was a great day finally got the plate on the van :Dan help urself to cake ;)
    Thanks had a day of an was a great day finally got the plate on the van :Dan help urself to cake ;)
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  20. tweaky

    McCain v Obama.

    I watched Chris Rock on telly once and he pretty much nailed it, America is the only nation in the world that hunts on a full stomach. Individual Americans always impress me on a personal level,...
    I watched Chris Rock on telly once and he pretty much nailed it, America is the only nation in the world that hunts on a full stomach. Individual Americans always impress me on a personal level, its as a collective it all go downhill. And they don`t really appreciate how much animosity the...
    I watched Chris Rock on telly once and he pretty much nailed it, America is the only nation in the world that hunts on a full stomach. Individual Americans always impress me on a personal level, its as a collective it all go downhill. And they...
    I watched Chris Rock on telly once and he pretty much nailed it, America is the only nation in the world that hunts on a full stomach. Individual Americans always impress me on a personal level,...
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