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  1. tweaky

    Cherries on a plate.

    I remembered the tinker tailor one the next day, that was to do with cherry stones, I even remember spreading them round the edge of the plate. I never got the rich man either.
    I remembered the tinker tailor one the next day, that was to do with cherry stones, I even remember spreading them round the edge of the plate. I never got the rich man either.
    I remembered the tinker tailor one the next day, that was to do with cherry stones, I even remember spreading them round the edge of the plate. I never got the rich man either.
    I remembered the tinker tailor one the next day, that was to do with cherry stones, I even remember spreading them round the edge of the plate. I never got the rich man either.
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  2. Loofah

    New thermostat!

    Just thought I'd share with y'all that I installed a new wireless programmable thermostat yesterday, the Honeywell CM927. If you're in need of a new thermostat it is the business! Very easy to...
    Just thought I'd share with y'all that I installed a new wireless programmable thermostat yesterday, the Honeywell CM927. If you're in need of a new thermostat it is the business! Very easy to install and works a charm:) I am most chuffed! [and no, I have nothing whatsoever to do with Honeywell]
    Just thought I'd share with y'all that I installed a new wireless programmable thermostat yesterday, the Honeywell CM927. If you're in need of a new thermostat it is the business! Very easy to install and works a charm:) I am most chuffed! [and...
    Just thought I'd share with y'all that I installed a new wireless programmable thermostat yesterday, the Honeywell CM927. If you're in need of a new thermostat it is the business! Very easy to...
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  3. The Nut

    Oil Lamps

    Nut, that's lovely. Try and get a night shot for us though, please. cheers
    Nut, that's lovely. Try and get a night shot for us though, please. cheers
    Nut, that's lovely. Try and get a night shot for us though, please. cheers
    Nut, that's lovely. Try and get a night shot for us though, please. cheers
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  4. Pro Gard

    What gadget cant you be without

    Gadget I can't do without...... The computer does not count then because I work in IT so I'm glued to it for long hours. The moible too does not count because it is a necessary tool for work,...
    Gadget I can't do without...... The computer does not count then because I work in IT so I'm glued to it for long hours. The moible too does not count because it is a necessary tool for work, and mine is a Nokie 6230i almost 8 years old and I refuse to change it because it works perfectly well...
    Gadget I can't do without...... The computer does not count then because I work in IT so I'm glued to it for long hours. The moible too does not count because it is a necessary tool for work, and mine is a Nokie 6230i almost 8 years old and I...
    Gadget I can't do without...... The computer does not count then because I work in IT so I'm glued to it for long hours. The moible too does not count because it is a necessary tool for work,...
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  5. Paladin

    Tax evasion

    There are loads of people in the village where I used to live that were working the black as well as having full time jobs.Doing taxi runs to airports,landscape gardening,buying and selling booze...
    There are loads of people in the village where I used to live that were working the black as well as having full time jobs.Doing taxi runs to airports,landscape gardening,buying and selling booze and fags from the continent etc and they as far as I am aware have never declared the extra.I would...
    There are loads of people in the village where I used to live that were working the black as well as having full time jobs.Doing taxi runs to airports,landscape gardening,buying and selling booze and fags from the continent etc and they as far as...
    There are loads of people in the village where I used to live that were working the black as well as having full time jobs.Doing taxi runs to airports,landscape gardening,buying and selling booze...
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  6. Daisies

    The miracle of life - have your tissues handy ...

    Ahem!And I say - don't believe everything you read in the papers (or on the web). The rest of the story was shown to be fabricated - so was that bit!
    Ahem!And I say - don't believe everything you read in the papers (or on the web). The rest of the story was shown to be fabricated - so was that bit!
    Ahem!And I say - don't believe everything you read in the papers (or on the web). The rest of the story was shown to be fabricated - so was that bit!
    Ahem!And I say - don't believe everything you read in the papers (or on the web). The rest of the story was shown to be fabricated - so was that bit!
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  7. Paladin

    Happy Birthday Leonora

    Have a great day Leonora
    Have a great day Leonora
    Have a great day Leonora
    Have a great day Leonora
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  8. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday ' Walnut

    Thank you all for my birthday wishes had a quiet day decided to make a day of it today with my day at Tatton had a great day went with family couldn't have had better weather,was forced to buy a...
    Thank you all for my birthday wishes had a quiet day decided to make a day of it today with my day at Tatton had a great day went with family couldn't have had better weather,was forced to buy a few plants :)and was surprised when I got home and found a 3ft bat plant in the boot, earlier in the...
    Thank you all for my birthday wishes had a quiet day decided to make a day of it today with my day at Tatton had a great day went with family couldn't have had better weather,was forced to buy a few plants :)and was surprised when I got home and...
    Thank you all for my birthday wishes had a quiet day decided to make a day of it today with my day at Tatton had a great day went with family couldn't have had better weather,was forced to buy a...
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  9. Slinky

    Movie/Film

    Cheers for the Heads up Plantlife I,m going to see it this weekend hopefully. I Watched Kung-fu Panda last week and cannot praise it high enough..............Fantastic Kids film.
    Cheers for the Heads up Plantlife I,m going to see it this weekend hopefully. I Watched Kung-fu Panda last week and cannot praise it high enough..............Fantastic Kids film.
    Cheers for the Heads up Plantlife I,m going to see it this weekend hopefully. I Watched Kung-fu Panda last week and cannot praise it high enough..............Fantastic Kids film.
    Cheers for the Heads up Plantlife I,m going to see it this weekend hopefully. I Watched Kung-fu Panda last week and cannot praise it high enough..............Fantastic Kids film.
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  10. takemore02withit

    just came across this.

    I know what you mean lolli, its all double dutch to me, but it dos'nt look good either.:confused: 02
    I know what you mean lolli, its all double dutch to me, but it dos'nt look good either.:confused: 02
    I know what you mean lolli, its all double dutch to me, but it dos'nt look good either.:confused: 02
    I know what you mean lolli, its all double dutch to me, but it dos'nt look good either.:confused: 02
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  12. Jack by the hedge

    Senior bus pass

    Thanks for the link, Shiney. It looks useful. I'll put it into my favourites....but not the joke!
    Thanks for the link, Shiney. It looks useful. I'll put it into my favourites....but not the joke!
    Thanks for the link, Shiney. It looks useful. I'll put it into my favourites....but not the joke!
    Thanks for the link, Shiney. It looks useful. I'll put it into my favourites....but not the joke!
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  13. Dorsetmike

    House share or room to let?

    I now there's always flyers on the wall of our school staffroom asking for people to host students. They always offer two seperate prices - one with meals and one without. As you have done this...
    I now there's always flyers on the wall of our school staffroom asking for people to host students. They always offer two seperate prices - one with meals and one without. As you have done this before, you know what you are letting yourself in for, and know the procedures. It sounds like...
    I now there's always flyers on the wall of our school staffroom asking for people to host students. They always offer two seperate prices - one with meals and one without. As you have done this before, you know what you are letting yourself in...
    I now there's always flyers on the wall of our school staffroom asking for people to host students. They always offer two seperate prices - one with meals and one without. As you have done this...
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  14. Loofah

    Best sharpening steel?

    Thanks for that Kath. Yea, I always use a good quality wooden board, in fact the rest of the household know not to use it...or my knives as well. They throw everything in the dishwasher and that...
    Thanks for that Kath. Yea, I always use a good quality wooden board, in fact the rest of the household know not to use it...or my knives as well. They throw everything in the dishwasher and that is the last place I want my knives to be in. I paid a hefty price for them, so no tom dick or harry...
    Thanks for that Kath. Yea, I always use a good quality wooden board, in fact the rest of the household know not to use it...or my knives as well. They throw everything in the dishwasher and that is the last place I want my knives to be in. I paid...
    Thanks for that Kath. Yea, I always use a good quality wooden board, in fact the rest of the household know not to use it...or my knives as well. They throw everything in the dishwasher and that...
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  15. willow13

    cut flowers drooping

    hi, does anyone know why when you buy a bunch of mixed cut flowers the ones like Gerbera and others with downy soft stems droop within a couple of days but the others dont?twice iv bought a...
    hi, does anyone know why when you buy a bunch of mixed cut flowers the ones like Gerbera and others with downy soft stems droop within a couple of days but the others dont?twice iv bought a mixed bunch and twice the gerbera type ones have drooped.Any ideas lol.
    hi, does anyone know why when you buy a bunch of mixed cut flowers the ones like Gerbera and others with downy soft stems droop within a couple of days but the others dont?twice iv bought a mixed bunch and twice the gerbera type ones have...
    hi, does anyone know why when you buy a bunch of mixed cut flowers the ones like Gerbera and others with downy soft stems droop within a couple of days but the others dont?twice iv bought a...
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  16. Pro Gard

    Red faces!!!!

    Ooops.:D
    Ooops.:D
    Ooops.:D
    Ooops.:D
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  17. borrowers

    I'm so mad

    when i lived in Ryde all the streets have very similar names or it's in fact one long street which probably should of been made into two but you would get so far and you would find number 11A and...
    when i lived in Ryde all the streets have very similar names or it's in fact one long street which probably should of been made into two but you would get so far and you would find number 11A and then 11B and finally you would get an 11C lol we learnt to get to know the people at these house...
    when i lived in Ryde all the streets have very similar names or it's in fact one long street which probably should of been made into two but you would get so far and you would find number 11A and then 11B and finally you would get an 11C lol we...
    when i lived in Ryde all the streets have very similar names or it's in fact one long street which probably should of been made into two but you would get so far and you would find number 11A and...
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  18. borrowers

    I'm so mad

    sorry posted twice, oops cheers
    sorry posted twice, oops cheers
    sorry posted twice, oops cheers
    sorry posted twice, oops cheers
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  19. The Nut

    Road rage

    hmmm, I hope you do contact the council Nut. Like to know if you get a sensible answer from them. I didn't realise that about the bobbly bits either. I, too, thought it was to indicate to vip's...
    hmmm, I hope you do contact the council Nut. Like to know if you get a sensible answer from them. I didn't realise that about the bobbly bits either. I, too, thought it was to indicate to vip's where the payment ended and the road was beginning. I recently tried to look at my councils...
    hmmm, I hope you do contact the council Nut. Like to know if you get a sensible answer from them. I didn't realise that about the bobbly bits either. I, too, thought it was to indicate to vip's where the payment ended and the road was...
    hmmm, I hope you do contact the council Nut. Like to know if you get a sensible answer from them. I didn't realise that about the bobbly bits either. I, too, thought it was to indicate to vip's...
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  20. spudbristol

    Where can i get a dirt cheep shop dummy?

    Is he ??? cant have nowt else to do then he needs a hobby
    Is he ??? cant have nowt else to do then he needs a hobby
    Is he ??? cant have nowt else to do then he needs a hobby
    Is he ??? cant have nowt else to do then he needs a hobby
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