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  1. walnut

    BIRTHDAY

    Thank you Pip and No worries Takemore02 Its a Delightful Photo and its so nice of you both to take the time to send your Birthday Wishes:thumb::)
    Thank you Pip and No worries Takemore02 Its a Delightful Photo and its so nice of you both to take the time to send your Birthday Wishes:thumb::)
    Thank you Pip and No worries Takemore02 Its a Delightful Photo and its so nice of you both to take the time to send your Birthday Wishes:thumb::)
    Thank you Pip and No worries Takemore02 Its a Delightful Photo and its so nice of you both to take the time to send your Birthday Wishes:thumb::)
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  2. tweaky

    Ram is HouseHold Pet.

    Well I think that it is a lovely story, my sister lives up in Crathie ( she's the posh one lol ) and she had a sheep living in her home til it died. I sadly am as houseproud as I am garden proud...
    Well I think that it is a lovely story, my sister lives up in Crathie ( she's the posh one lol ) and she had a sheep living in her home til it died. I sadly am as houseproud as I am garden proud so it just would be a none starter for me I am afraid. Jane x
    Well I think that it is a lovely story, my sister lives up in Crathie ( she's the posh one lol ) and she had a sheep living in her home til it died. I sadly am as houseproud as I am garden proud so it just would be a none starter for me I am...
    Well I think that it is a lovely story, my sister lives up in Crathie ( she's the posh one lol ) and she had a sheep living in her home til it died. I sadly am as houseproud as I am garden proud...
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  3. Lyn

    Pre -school break in.

    It doesn't sound like a profesional thief, I guess kids with too much time on their hands :mad:
    It doesn't sound like a profesional thief, I guess kids with too much time on their hands :mad:
    It doesn't sound like a profesional thief, I guess kids with too much time on their hands :mad:
    It doesn't sound like a profesional thief, I guess kids with too much time on their hands :mad:
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  4. lollipop

    Favourite and least favourite TV Gardeners!

    How gentlemanly of you Walnut. What a sweetheart. They just don`t make `em like you anymore chuck xx
    How gentlemanly of you Walnut. What a sweetheart. They just don`t make `em like you anymore chuck xx
    How gentlemanly of you Walnut. What a sweetheart. They just don`t make `em like you anymore chuck xx
    How gentlemanly of you Walnut. What a sweetheart. They just don`t make `em like you anymore chuck xx
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  5. Pro Gard

    Economic slow down?

    Hi Pro, it cost me £21. So the normal price would have been £42 as wrinklies get 50% discount. The council now sub out the work to a large company but I still had the same man come round that...
    Hi Pro, it cost me £21. So the normal price would have been £42 as wrinklies get 50% discount. The council now sub out the work to a large company but I still had the same man come round that used to come when he worked for the council :thumb: :). They do our area on Tuesdays and Thursdays...
    Hi Pro, it cost me £21. So the normal price would have been £42 as wrinklies get 50% discount. The council now sub out the work to a large company but I still had the same man come round that used to come when he worked for the council...
    Hi Pro, it cost me £21. So the normal price would have been £42 as wrinklies get 50% discount. The council now sub out the work to a large company but I still had the same man come round that...
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  6. The Nut

    Small DIY dilemma

    tweaky ....lol I hope you mean you and not me :p
    tweaky ....lol I hope you mean you and not me :p
    tweaky ....lol I hope you mean you and not me :p
    tweaky ....lol I hope you mean you and not me :p
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  7. spudbristol

    What do you recon the on the road price is?

    nice an shiney aint they :D sometimes there still open when im there if threy are next time ill ask wot they cost
    nice an shiney aint they :D sometimes there still open when im there if threy are next time ill ask wot they cost
    nice an shiney aint they :D sometimes there still open when im there if threy are next time ill ask wot they cost
    nice an shiney aint they :D sometimes there still open when im there if threy are next time ill ask wot they cost
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  8. The Nut

    Is it me or technology too small?

    you know what they say about men with big hands??big gloves :)
    you know what they say about men with big hands??big gloves :)
    you know what they say about men with big hands??big gloves :)
    you know what they say about men with big hands??big gloves :)
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  9. Aesculus

    I Got On My Level 3 Hort Course!

    Well done Kalmia, must admit I thought you were a girl too. Mind you I won't tell you how wrong I was about some other members on here:) Just goes to show, you don't need to be...
    Well done Kalmia, must admit I thought you were a girl too. Mind you I won't tell you how wrong I was about some other members on here:) Just goes to show, you don't need to be academically(sp?) proven to know what you're on about. What do you want to achieve at the end of your studies? ...
    Well done Kalmia, must admit I thought you were a girl too. Mind you I won't tell you how wrong I was about some other members on here:) Just goes to show, you don't need to be academically(sp?) proven to know what you're on about. What do...
    Well done Kalmia, must admit I thought you were a girl too. Mind you I won't tell you how wrong I was about some other members on here:) Just goes to show, you don't need to be...
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  10. The Nut

    What do you call yours?

    Pal, I thought the best thing to use was ones fingers and no, there is no smut intended there. I can't carry on now cos I'll just make it worse but my response was nicely meant. chers
    Pal, I thought the best thing to use was ones fingers and no, there is no smut intended there. I can't carry on now cos I'll just make it worse but my response was nicely meant. chers
    Pal, I thought the best thing to use was ones fingers and no, there is no smut intended there. I can't carry on now cos I'll just make it worse but my response was nicely meant. chers
    Pal, I thought the best thing to use was ones fingers and no, there is no smut intended there. I can't carry on now cos I'll just make it worse but my response was nicely meant. chers
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  11. Marley Farley

    Will you show your support for Tibet..???????

    :thumb: Went quite well I think it is growing all the time Borrowers.. Lighting a candle is a monthly thing.. I shall light one next month too. Click on the link & sign up.. Your voice is still...
    :thumb: Went quite well I think it is growing all the time Borrowers.. Lighting a candle is a monthly thing.. I shall light one next month too. Click on the link & sign up.. Your voice is still needed..!;) It also tells you Augusts date & then they update you after that..:thumb:
    :thumb: Went quite well I think it is growing all the time Borrowers.. Lighting a candle is a monthly thing.. I shall light one next month too. Click on the link & sign up.. Your voice is still needed..!;) It also tells you Augusts date & then they...
    :thumb: Went quite well I think it is growing all the time Borrowers.. Lighting a candle is a monthly thing.. I shall light one next month too. Click on the link & sign up.. Your voice is still...
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  12. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday' SteveR

    :oSorry Steve R for missing your day. Anyway.... Big belated wishes for your birthday:thumb: Hope you had a wonderful day. cheers
    :oSorry Steve R for missing your day. Anyway.... Big belated wishes for your birthday:thumb: Hope you had a wonderful day. cheers
    :oSorry Steve R for missing your day. Anyway.... Big belated wishes for your birthday:thumb: Hope you had a wonderful day. cheers
    :oSorry Steve R for missing your day. Anyway.... Big belated wishes for your birthday:thumb: Hope you had a wonderful day. cheers
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  13. Marley Farley

    Petition for the new Road tax... Sign up here..!!!

    Marley Farley......I have signed the petition. I believe that it is no good compalining unless we are prepared to put our discontent to the so called Government.
    Marley Farley......I have signed the petition. I believe that it is no good compalining unless we are prepared to put our discontent to the so called Government.
    Marley Farley......I have signed the petition. I believe that it is no good compalining unless we are prepared to put our discontent to the so called Government.
    Marley Farley......I have signed the petition. I believe that it is no good compalining unless we are prepared to put our discontent to the so called Government.
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  14. tweaky

    I Don't Beleive It.

    Zimbabwe sanctions vetoed at UN Breaking NewsA draft resolution to impose sanctions on Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe and a number of his key allies has been vetoed at the UN Security...
    Zimbabwe sanctions vetoed at UN Breaking NewsA draft resolution to impose sanctions on Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe and a number of his key allies has been vetoed at the UN Security Council.China and Russia both rejected the proposed measures, including a freeze on their financial...
    Zimbabwe sanctions vetoed at UN Breaking NewsA draft resolution to impose sanctions on Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe and a number of his key allies has been vetoed at the UN Security Council.China and Russia both rejected the...
    Zimbabwe sanctions vetoed at UN Breaking NewsA draft resolution to impose sanctions on Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe and a number of his key allies has been vetoed at the UN Security...
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  15. Liz

    Drilling rubber!

    Use a normal bit, sharpened to razor edge, and lubricant.
    Use a normal bit, sharpened to razor edge, and lubricant.
    Use a normal bit, sharpened to razor edge, and lubricant.
    Use a normal bit, sharpened to razor edge, and lubricant.
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  16. Daisies

    skate boarding/surfing dogs - a must see!

    AWWWW wernt they brilliant. I couldnt look when the stop sign came into view though
    AWWWW wernt they brilliant. I couldnt look when the stop sign came into view though
    AWWWW wernt they brilliant. I couldnt look when the stop sign came into view though
    AWWWW wernt they brilliant. I couldnt look when the stop sign came into view though
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  17. spudbristol

    Steptoe and son

    pmsl my first name is wall guess the rest......
    pmsl my first name is wall guess the rest......
    pmsl my first name is wall guess the rest......
    pmsl my first name is wall guess the rest......
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  18. romneya

    how to insert photos for id?

    many thanks, I'm off to try again
    many thanks, I'm off to try again
    many thanks, I'm off to try again
    many thanks, I'm off to try again
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  19. Kathy3

    Wimbledon

    I only saw the mens final this year and enjoyed every second. Federers turnaround was fantastic to watch but in the end i'm glad Nadal won. :DAnt.
    I only saw the mens final this year and enjoyed every second. Federers turnaround was fantastic to watch but in the end i'm glad Nadal won. :DAnt.
    I only saw the mens final this year and enjoyed every second. Federers turnaround was fantastic to watch but in the end i'm glad Nadal won. :DAnt.
    I only saw the mens final this year and enjoyed every second. Federers turnaround was fantastic to watch but in the end i'm glad Nadal won. :DAnt.
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  20. Diziblonde

    Silverstone losses F1 - good or bad?

    What's the betting that Silverstone buy the contract back from Donnington, and the Donnington "shareholders" pat themselves on the back and "trouser" the rewards? Daft ...
    What's the betting that Silverstone buy the contract back from Donnington, and the Donnington "shareholders" pat themselves on the back and "trouser" the rewards? Daft ...
    What's the betting that Silverstone buy the contract back from Donnington, and the Donnington "shareholders" pat themselves on the back and "trouser" the rewards? Daft ...
    What's the betting that Silverstone buy the contract back from Donnington, and the Donnington "shareholders" pat themselves on the back and "trouser" the rewards? Daft ...
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