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  1. Daisies

    Well .... my 'ghast' is absolutely 'flabbered'!

    We have a small computer store in Scarborough (in my opinion the only one who knows what they are doing - 1 owner, 1 full time, 1 part time lad). If you ask them a question and they don't know the...
    We have a small computer store in Scarborough (in my opinion the only one who knows what they are doing - 1 owner, 1 full time, 1 part time lad). If you ask them a question and they don't know the answer they admit it and ask you to call back - and they find out for you. If something goes wrong...
    We have a small computer store in Scarborough (in my opinion the only one who knows what they are doing - 1 owner, 1 full time, 1 part time lad). If you ask them a question and they don't know the answer they admit it and ask you to call back -...
    We have a small computer store in Scarborough (in my opinion the only one who knows what they are doing - 1 owner, 1 full time, 1 part time lad). If you ask them a question and they don't know the...
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  2. Izzy

    Dog Poo!

    as per the previous reply, i too lift the man hole cover and all the doo doo's go down there. i'm sure you can get something similar to a can 'o' worms and dispose of it that way.
    as per the previous reply, i too lift the man hole cover and all the doo doo's go down there. i'm sure you can get something similar to a can 'o' worms and dispose of it that way.
    as per the previous reply, i too lift the man hole cover and all the doo doo's go down there. i'm sure you can get something similar to a can 'o' worms and dispose of it that way.
    as per the previous reply, i too lift the man hole cover and all the doo doo's go down there. i'm sure you can get something similar to a can 'o' worms and dispose of it that way.
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  3. Pro Gard

    Gillian Gibbons and Sudan

    Hi John,this was the nearest likeness to me that I could find on this forum,all the others they had at the time were rubbish,so I picked the best one,then some woman called Blondie{Can't remember...
    Hi John,this was the nearest likeness to me that I could find on this forum,all the others they had at the time were rubbish,so I picked the best one,then some woman called Blondie{Can't remember how she spelt it}joined and picked the same one,only problem was every time we both posted I kept...
    Hi John,this was the nearest likeness to me that I could find on this forum,all the others they had at the time were rubbish,so I picked the best one,then some woman called Blondie{Can't remember how she spelt it}joined and picked the same...
    Hi John,this was the nearest likeness to me that I could find on this forum,all the others they had at the time were rubbish,so I picked the best one,then some woman called Blondie{Can't remember...
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  4. Helofadigger

    Looking forward to spring & seeing old friends!

    Vistabile I can so relate to your neighbour our side garden which is a woodland effect (or so I think) is a memorial to our beloved Rottie who died last year in fact the centre piece a standard...
    Vistabile I can so relate to your neighbour our side garden which is a woodland effect (or so I think) is a memorial to our beloved Rottie who died last year in fact the centre piece a standard Salix "Hakuro-nishiki" I call 'Dude's tree'.Right from being a pup he loved going for walkies in the...
    Vistabile I can so relate to your neighbour our side garden which is a woodland effect (or so I think) is a memorial to our beloved Rottie who died last year in fact the centre piece a standard Salix "Hakuro-nishiki" I call 'Dude's tree'.Right...
    Vistabile I can so relate to your neighbour our side garden which is a woodland effect (or so I think) is a memorial to our beloved Rottie who died last year in fact the centre piece a standard...
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  5. jesss

    horrid splinter

    my finger is good as it ever was now cheers! i thoroughly enjoyed sawing up the branch i took off the Robinia and cramming it in the sack too! ha ha
    my finger is good as it ever was now cheers! i thoroughly enjoyed sawing up the branch i took off the Robinia and cramming it in the sack too! ha ha
    my finger is good as it ever was now cheers! i thoroughly enjoyed sawing up the branch i took off the Robinia and cramming it in the sack too! ha ha
    my finger is good as it ever was now cheers! i thoroughly enjoyed sawing up the branch i took off the Robinia and cramming it in the sack too! ha ha
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  6. intermiplants

    broken wrist for lady imp

    IMP,It's called payback :D
    IMP,It's called payback :D
    IMP,It's called payback :D
    IMP,It's called payback :D
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  7. Whiley

    Weight loss. Hum. Help?

    Completely agree Nursey!!
    Completely agree Nursey!!
    Completely agree Nursey!!
    Completely agree Nursey!!
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  8. Webmaster

    If you haven't any Christmas spirit yet ...

    Prefer the Marx Brothers at Christmas.Sensible humour.
    Prefer the Marx Brothers at Christmas.Sensible humour.
    Prefer the Marx Brothers at Christmas.Sensible humour.
    Prefer the Marx Brothers at Christmas.Sensible humour.
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  9. Pro Gard

    Fuel Protests.

    Another great spec and great mods.Didnt go to the protest in the end due to too mutch chaseing around with work and last min shopping.... seems no one else did! always a next time in the new year.
    Another great spec and great mods.Didnt go to the protest in the end due to too mutch chaseing around with work and last min shopping.... seems no one else did! always a next time in the new year.
    Another great spec and great mods.Didnt go to the protest in the end due to too mutch chaseing around with work and last min shopping.... seems no one else did! always a next time in the new year.
    Another great spec and great mods.Didnt go to the protest in the end due to too mutch chaseing around with work and last min shopping.... seems no one else did! always a next time in the new year.
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  10. rosa

    hi from goa

    Hi Rosa, sorry to hear you are having such bad weather there and missing our heatwave! :D
    Hi Rosa, sorry to hear you are having such bad weather there and missing our heatwave! :D
    Hi Rosa, sorry to hear you are having such bad weather there and missing our heatwave! :D
    Hi Rosa, sorry to hear you are having such bad weather there and missing our heatwave! :D
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  11. JarBax

    Interview advice!

    Well done Jane the best of luck to you.
    Well done Jane the best of luck to you.
    Well done Jane the best of luck to you.
    Well done Jane the best of luck to you.
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  12. borrowers

    tv changing channels

    Thanks all, walnut - no i don't live in a detached, but this particular tv is against a wall that joins the hallway upstairs so don't think it can be that.could be the remote batteries i...
    Thanks all, walnut - no i don't live in a detached, but this particular tv is against a wall that joins the hallway upstairs so don't think it can be that.could be the remote batteries i suppose.yeah, i agree with you about tv's topping themselves :Dwonder what delights we will have on...
    Thanks all, walnut - no i don't live in a detached, but this particular tv is against a wall that joins the hallway upstairs so don't think it can be that.could be the remote batteries i suppose.yeah, i agree with you about tv's topping...
    Thanks all, walnut - no i don't live in a detached, but this particular tv is against a wall that joins the hallway upstairs so don't think it can be that.could be the remote batteries i...
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  13. PaulD

    Doesn't The Time Fly!

    New wardrobe! keep that in mind Paul. sure you won't have any argument from the other half.i want to lose some weight too (not just want to, need to) & I'm hoping next year will do it for...
    New wardrobe! keep that in mind Paul. sure you won't have any argument from the other half.i want to lose some weight too (not just want to, need to) & I'm hoping next year will do it for us.good luck & don't give up.cheers
    New wardrobe! keep that in mind Paul. sure you won't have any argument from the other half.i want to lose some weight too (not just want to, need to) & I'm hoping next year will do it for us.good luck & don't give up.cheers
    New wardrobe! keep that in mind Paul. sure you won't have any argument from the other half.i want to lose some weight too (not just want to, need to) & I'm hoping next year will do it for...
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  14. Lyn

    Money taken from account

    I had this happen to me earlier in the year ..... But not with a debit card.One of my Bank statements must have gone 'astray' (the account is still held under my parents address), the thief went...
    I had this happen to me earlier in the year ..... But not with a debit card.One of my Bank statements must have gone 'astray' (the account is still held under my parents address), the thief went into Abbey with said statement and my 'Credit card' (I don't have one) and my driving license...
    I had this happen to me earlier in the year ..... But not with a debit card.One of my Bank statements must have gone 'astray' (the account is still held under my parents address), the thief went into Abbey with said statement and my 'Credit...
    I had this happen to me earlier in the year ..... But not with a debit card.One of my Bank statements must have gone 'astray' (the account is still held under my parents address), the thief went...
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  15. Whiley

    Giant Rat Discovered - No, not me BM :P

    roflTerrier, you crack me up.
    roflTerrier, you crack me up.
    roflTerrier, you crack me up.
    roflTerrier, you crack me up.
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  16. roders

    Remember this song?

    Evening Daisees ... is this what you're looking for ??????http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPp1HlosPdU
    Evening Daisees ... is this what you're looking for ??????http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPp1HlosPdU
    Evening Daisees ... is this what you're looking for ??????http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPp1HlosPdU
    Evening Daisees ... is this what you're looking for ??????http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPp1HlosPdU
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  17. Scotkat

    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas from the Kandy family,hope you all have a great time :cool:
    Merry Christmas from the Kandy family,hope you all have a great time :cool:
    Merry Christmas from the Kandy family,hope you all have a great time :cool:
    Merry Christmas from the Kandy family,hope you all have a great time :cool:
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  18. Daisies

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

    I couldn't Resist this one :D
    I couldn't Resist this one :D
    I couldn't Resist this one :D
    I couldn't Resist this one :D
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  19. Liz

    Christmas Niece

    All congratulations to the family. A full litre job definitely.
    All congratulations to the family. A full litre job definitely.
    All congratulations to the family. A full litre job definitely.
    All congratulations to the family. A full litre job definitely.
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  20. roders

    Is this the best song EVER?

    Just watched it on the Tops of the Pops Christmas Special No 2, Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' is the No 1 ... or according to t'other I'm reading it wrong ... but he wasn't reading it ... too...
    Just watched it on the Tops of the Pops Christmas Special No 2, Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' is the No 1 ... or according to t'other I'm reading it wrong ... but he wasn't reading it ... too busy playing with remote controls. :rolleyes:
    Just watched it on the Tops of the Pops Christmas Special No 2, Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' is the No 1 ... or according to t'other I'm reading it wrong ... but he wasn't reading it ... too busy playing with remote controls. :rolleyes:
    Just watched it on the Tops of the Pops Christmas Special No 2, Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' is the No 1 ... or according to t'other I'm reading it wrong ... but he wasn't reading it ... too...
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