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  1. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday, Jack Sparrow!!

    Happy belated birthday wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Happy belated birthday wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Happy belated birthday wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Happy belated birthday wishes :dbgrtmb:
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  2. Victoria
    Like x 3

    Fox Collects Shoes

    Its actually rings all interlocked, no breaks, so this it what its always been:biggrin:Almost like one of those things Tommy Cooper was always messing around with.
    Its actually rings all interlocked, no breaks, so this it what its always been:biggrin:Almost like one of those things Tommy Cooper was always messing around with.
    Its actually rings all interlocked, no breaks, so this it what its always been:biggrin:Almost like one of those things Tommy Cooper was always messing around with.
    Its actually rings all interlocked, no breaks, so this it what its always been:biggrin:Almost like one of those things Tommy Cooper was always messing around with.
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  3. Alex Murdoch

    Trying to save satin pothos cuttings - any advice?

    Hi Mike Thanks for all this, so very helpful. I didn't understand your earlier email but have looked up the world of layering - very interesting if slightly scary for a novice! I will definitely...
    Hi Mike Thanks for all this, so very helpful. I didn't understand your earlier email but have looked up the world of layering - very interesting if slightly scary for a novice! I will definitely try a moss pole in my satin pothos. Pinching out the tips will make the plant bushier? I will give...
    Hi Mike Thanks for all this, so very helpful. I didn't understand your earlier email but have looked up the world of layering - very interesting if slightly scary for a novice! I will definitely try a moss pole in my satin pothos. Pinching out...
    Hi Mike Thanks for all this, so very helpful. I didn't understand your earlier email but have looked up the world of layering - very interesting if slightly scary for a novice! I will definitely...
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  4. Fat Controller
    Agree x 3

    Peter Green RIP

    Two pieces that show the talent of the man. First, one recorded after he replaced Eric Clapton in the Bluesbreakers...Second, a cover version...just listen to the solo he plays. Sheer genius.
    Two pieces that show the talent of the man. First, one recorded after he replaced Eric Clapton in the Bluesbreakers...Second, a cover version...just listen to the solo he plays. Sheer genius.
    Two pieces that show the talent of the man. First, one recorded after he replaced Eric Clapton in the Bluesbreakers...Second, a cover version...just listen to the solo he plays. Sheer genius.
    Two pieces that show the talent of the man. First, one recorded after he replaced Eric Clapton in the Bluesbreakers...Second, a cover version...just listen to the solo he plays. Sheer genius.
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  5. Vince

    Living in Urban sprawl

    I've just found out that I have a back boiler in the fireplace, un-used for many years so I'll have to check that out. I'll still go with an air sourced heat pump and solar power and being remote,...
    I've just found out that I have a back boiler in the fireplace, un-used for many years so I'll have to check that out. I'll still go with an air sourced heat pump and solar power and being remote, I may invest in a generator for emergencies and any off site work.Thanks @Snorky85 but I'll give...
    I've just found out that I have a back boiler in the fireplace, un-used for many years so I'll have to check that out. I'll still go with an air sourced heat pump and solar power and being remote, I may invest in a generator for emergencies and...
    I've just found out that I have a back boiler in the fireplace, un-used for many years so I'll have to check that out. I'll still go with an air sourced heat pump and solar power and being remote,...
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  6. Scrungee

    Estate Agents

    That's the problem, virtually nothing that gets thrown up around here goes to helping the local housing problem. It all goes into moving new people into the area, then there are not enough...
    That's the problem, virtually nothing that gets thrown up around here goes to helping the local housing problem. It all goes into moving new people into the area, then there are not enough doctors, supermarkets Etc. roads cant cope with the extra traffic and total chaos ensues. Then they rip...
    That's the problem, virtually nothing that gets thrown up around here goes to helping the local housing problem. It all goes into moving new people into the area, then there are not enough doctors, supermarkets Etc. roads cant cope with the...
    That's the problem, virtually nothing that gets thrown up around here goes to helping the local housing problem. It all goes into moving new people into the area, then there are not enough...
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  7. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRUNKY!

    Oops sorry I miss your 'day'. Hope you had a good one
    Oops sorry I miss your 'day'. Hope you had a good one
    Oops sorry I miss your 'day'. Hope you had a good one
    Oops sorry I miss your 'day'. Hope you had a good one
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  8. pete
    Like x 5

    Nostalgia or was things actually better then.

    I don't trust contactless (an ex customer of mine, a professional crook :whistle:, told me that he now makes his money out of using an RFID scanner remotely on people's cards) and had barred my credit...
    I don't trust contactless (an ex customer of mine, a professional crook :whistle:, told me that he now makes his money out of using an RFID scanner remotely on people's cards) and had barred my credit cards from being used contactless. After the lockdown I regretfully removed the bar on them on health...
    I don't trust contactless (an ex customer of mine, a professional crook :whistle:, told me that he now makes his money out of using an RFID scanner remotely on people's cards) and had barred my credit cards from being used contactless. After the lockdown...
    I don't trust contactless (an ex customer of mine, a professional crook :whistle:, told me that he now makes his money out of using an RFID scanner remotely on people's cards) and had barred my credit...
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  9. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEE SAVAGE

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, LEE SAVAGE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, LEE SAVAGE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, LEE SAVAGE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, LEE SAVAGE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
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  11. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, WISEOWL

    Good morning all my friends and thank you to you all for your lovely warm birthday wishes,they really are very much appreciated
    Good morning all my friends and thank you to you all for your lovely warm birthday wishes,they really are very much appreciated
    Good morning all my friends and thank you to you all for your lovely warm birthday wishes,they really are very much appreciated
    Good morning all my friends and thank you to you all for your lovely warm birthday wishes,they really are very much appreciated
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  12. Simon Mennell

    My poor hedge.

    Does anyone have any advice on what has happened to my hedge. This is a small section but it seems to have these dead patches. Any advice to make it green again is greatly appreciated.
    Does anyone have any advice on what has happened to my hedge. This is a small section but it seems to have these dead patches. Any advice to make it green again is greatly appreciated.
    Does anyone have any advice on what has happened to my hedge. This is a small section but it seems to have these dead patches. Any advice to make it green again is greatly appreciated.
    Does anyone have any advice on what has happened to my hedge. This is a small section but it seems to have these dead patches. Any advice to make it green again is greatly appreciated.
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  13. SimonZ
    Like x 3

    Masks - yes or no?

    It's a muddle already Confusion over face masks as Downing Street contradicts Matt Hancock over food shop exemption
    It's a muddle already Confusion over face masks as Downing Street contradicts Matt Hancock over food shop exemption
    It's a muddle already Confusion over face masks as Downing Street contradicts Matt Hancock over food shop exemption
    It's a muddle already Confusion over face masks as Downing Street contradicts Matt Hancock over food shop exemption
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  14. Victoria

    Happy Birthday Upsydaisy

    Thanks @Jiffy :biggrin:, I hope you and Mike were left a slice of cake!!
    Thanks @Jiffy :biggrin:, I hope you and Mike were left a slice of cake!!
    Thanks @Jiffy :biggrin:, I hope you and Mike were left a slice of cake!!
    Thanks @Jiffy :biggrin:, I hope you and Mike were left a slice of cake!!
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  15. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE R

    Happy birthday from both of us :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday from both of us :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday from both of us :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday from both of us :dbgrtmb:
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  16. shiney

    M.O.T. Extra Six Months

    That car really caught me out, and I only found out when I went to tax it...... we went for it on the basis of the colour, the interior and the spec which was just fantastic. What I didn't know...
    That car really caught me out, and I only found out when I went to tax it...... we went for it on the basis of the colour, the interior and the spec which was just fantastic. What I didn't know was that it was near on top of the range and quite well loaded, to the tune of £53k when it was new!
    That car really caught me out, and I only found out when I went to tax it...... we went for it on the basis of the colour, the interior and the spec which was just fantastic. What I didn't know was that it was near on top of the range and...
    That car really caught me out, and I only found out when I went to tax it...... we went for it on the basis of the colour, the interior and the spec which was just fantastic. What I didn't know...
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  17. Mike Allen

    Prince Andrew in the news again.

    I'd agree nobody is above the law, even royalty. They're just people after all.At best, he seems to have turned a blind eye to the trafficking and assault of children (teenage girls are still...
    I'd agree nobody is above the law, even royalty. They're just people after all.At best, he seems to have turned a blind eye to the trafficking and assault of children (teenage girls are still children after all, hate the weird media phrase 'underage women' - you're either a woman, or you're...
    I'd agree nobody is above the law, even royalty. They're just people after all.At best, he seems to have turned a blind eye to the trafficking and assault of children (teenage girls are still children after all, hate the weird media phrase...
    I'd agree nobody is above the law, even royalty. They're just people after all.At best, he seems to have turned a blind eye to the trafficking and assault of children (teenage girls are still...
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  18. Selleri
    Like x 5

    Behold, The Day Has Come. I bought a smartphone.

    They don't cost me a monthly rental :heehee:
    They don't cost me a monthly rental :heehee:
    They don't cost me a monthly rental :heehee:
    They don't cost me a monthly rental :heehee:
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  19. Vince
    Like x 4

    Nightmare next door

    @Fat Controller is right. I found that after I put in CCTV cameras the hillbilly neighbours stopped their nonsense. They didn't want to get caught on film. There are 8 cameras that record every...
    @Fat Controller is right. I found that after I put in CCTV cameras the hillbilly neighbours stopped their nonsense. They didn't want to get caught on film. There are 8 cameras that record every move near the fence line. I still can't stand the people as they have nothing but weeds, no trees,...
    @Fat Controller is right. I found that after I put in CCTV cameras the hillbilly neighbours stopped their nonsense. They didn't want to get caught on film. There are 8 cameras that record every move near the fence line. I still can't stand the...
    @Fat Controller is right. I found that after I put in CCTV cameras the hillbilly neighbours stopped their nonsense. They didn't want to get caught on film. There are 8 cameras that record every...
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  20. Victoria

    How do you feel when ...

    I know; but I have barely been out of the house for nearly two years. And this is a permanent aspect of my life. My immune system is down so at any time even before covid the outside world is a...
    I know; but I have barely been out of the house for nearly two years. And this is a permanent aspect of my life. My immune system is down so at any time even before covid the outside world is a danger. You learn to live with it. You really do . And you change your priorities. Adapt or...
    I know; but I have barely been out of the house for nearly two years. And this is a permanent aspect of my life. My immune system is down so at any time even before covid the outside world is a danger. You learn to live with it. You really do ....
    I know; but I have barely been out of the house for nearly two years. And this is a permanent aspect of my life. My immune system is down so at any time even before covid the outside world is a...
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