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  1. accidentalgardener

    Oh woe is me pass the martini

    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
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  2. Kandy

    Light Boxes

    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
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  3. Pro Gard

    Iritating thing youve lost.

    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
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  4. geoffhandley

    Political Compass

    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up to the designer of the questions. Having said that, it is a rough guide and guaranteed to break the...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up to the designer of the questions. Having said...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up...
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  5. Banana Man

    England In Euro 2008 ?

    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the animals!!At least the rugby and football players choose to play so if they get hurt well it was...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the animals!!At least the rugby and football players ...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the...
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  6. Helofadigger

    A little something thru the post!

    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
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  7. Daisies

    check previous posts before you start a new topic

    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
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  8. Victoria

    Christmas Sing Along

    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
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  9. Marley Farley

    Clapping & Skipping Rhymes.

    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock that piece of paper off.these rhymes can have a lot of horrible reasons behind them i believe but...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock that piece of paper off.these rhymes can have a...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock...
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  10. walnut

    WARNING

    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our credit cards. anyone that wants to speak to us will either leave a message or phone our mobiles.i...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our credit cards. anyone that wants to speak to us will...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our...
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  11. Scotkat

    Christmas Floral Arrangements

    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
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  12. Lyn

    Funny emails.

    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
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  13. Gogs

    Awww "The Moose" story.

    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
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  14. roders

    An inoffensive little number.

    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux...
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux Sup�©rieur
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux Sup�©rieur
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux...
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  15. wiseowl

    Dumping Cod

    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
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  16. jjordie

    Turkey for Christmas?

    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do...
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do ... Szechan or Cherry ... ????????
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do ... Szechan or Cherry ... ????????
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do...
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  17. Banana Man

    rosa you might like this...

    arghhh bm what a little sweetheart, just like mine on my signature and reminds me of my rosa she does that at my window :D :D
    arghhh bm what a little sweetheart, just like mine on my signature and reminds me of my rosa she does that at my window :D :D
    arghhh bm what a little sweetheart, just like mine on my signature and reminds me of my rosa she does that at my window :D :D
    arghhh bm what a little sweetheart, just like mine on my signature and reminds me of my rosa she does that at my window :D :D
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  18. Lyn

    Anywhere in the world

    Hey Gogs. That would be great. I have a wonderful recipe for whisky sour..........
    Hey Gogs. That would be great. I have a wonderful recipe for whisky sour..........
    Hey Gogs. That would be great. I have a wonderful recipe for whisky sour..........
    Hey Gogs. That would be great. I have a wonderful recipe for whisky sour..........
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  19. Sarraceniac

    Christmas lights

    well heres my neighbours they put theirs up last week
    well heres my neighbours they put theirs up last week
    well heres my neighbours they put theirs up last week
    well heres my neighbours they put theirs up last week
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  20. rosa

    Newcastle, Fenwicks Xmas Window

    pip and Ac pleased i went to newcastle on saturday there was an atmosphere of xmas already up there, lovely to see the kids enjoying looking at the xmas window, great live music and everyone was...
    pip and Ac pleased i went to newcastle on saturday there was an atmosphere of xmas already up there, lovely to see the kids enjoying looking at the xmas window, great live music and everyone was happy, even the police were laughing and enjoyiing it
    pip and Ac pleased i went to newcastle on saturday there was an atmosphere of xmas already up there, lovely to see the kids enjoying looking at the xmas window, great live music and everyone was happy, even the police were laughing and enjoyiing it
    pip and Ac pleased i went to newcastle on saturday there was an atmosphere of xmas already up there, lovely to see the kids enjoying looking at the xmas window, great live music and everyone was...
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