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  1. jesss

    horrid splinter

    my finger is good as it ever was now cheers! i thoroughly enjoyed sawing up the branch i took off the Robinia and cramming it in the sack too! ha ha
    my finger is good as it ever was now cheers! i thoroughly enjoyed sawing up the branch i took off the Robinia and cramming it in the sack too! ha ha
    my finger is good as it ever was now cheers! i thoroughly enjoyed sawing up the branch i took off the Robinia and cramming it in the sack too! ha ha
    my finger is good as it ever was now cheers! i thoroughly enjoyed sawing up the branch i took off the Robinia and cramming it in the sack too! ha ha
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  2. Helofadigger

    Looking forward to spring & seeing old friends!

    Vistabile I can so relate to your neighbour our side garden which is a woodland effect (or so I think) is a memorial to our beloved Rottie who died last year in fact the centre piece a standard...
    Vistabile I can so relate to your neighbour our side garden which is a woodland effect (or so I think) is a memorial to our beloved Rottie who died last year in fact the centre piece a standard Salix "Hakuro-nishiki" I call 'Dude's tree'.Right from being a pup he loved going for walkies in the...
    Vistabile I can so relate to your neighbour our side garden which is a woodland effect (or so I think) is a memorial to our beloved Rottie who died last year in fact the centre piece a standard Salix "Hakuro-nishiki" I call 'Dude's tree'.Right...
    Vistabile I can so relate to your neighbour our side garden which is a woodland effect (or so I think) is a memorial to our beloved Rottie who died last year in fact the centre piece a standard...
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  3. Pro Gard

    Gillian Gibbons and Sudan

    Hi John,this was the nearest likeness to me that I could find on this forum,all the others they had at the time were rubbish,so I picked the best one,then some woman called Blondie{Can't remember...
    Hi John,this was the nearest likeness to me that I could find on this forum,all the others they had at the time were rubbish,so I picked the best one,then some woman called Blondie{Can't remember how she spelt it}joined and picked the same one,only problem was every time we both posted I kept...
    Hi John,this was the nearest likeness to me that I could find on this forum,all the others they had at the time were rubbish,so I picked the best one,then some woman called Blondie{Can't remember how she spelt it}joined and picked the same...
    Hi John,this was the nearest likeness to me that I could find on this forum,all the others they had at the time were rubbish,so I picked the best one,then some woman called Blondie{Can't remember...
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  4. Izzy

    Dog Poo!

    as per the previous reply, i too lift the man hole cover and all the doo doo's go down there. i'm sure you can get something similar to a can 'o' worms and dispose of it that way.
    as per the previous reply, i too lift the man hole cover and all the doo doo's go down there. i'm sure you can get something similar to a can 'o' worms and dispose of it that way.
    as per the previous reply, i too lift the man hole cover and all the doo doo's go down there. i'm sure you can get something similar to a can 'o' worms and dispose of it that way.
    as per the previous reply, i too lift the man hole cover and all the doo doo's go down there. i'm sure you can get something similar to a can 'o' worms and dispose of it that way.
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  5. Daisies

    Well .... my 'ghast' is absolutely 'flabbered'!

    We have a small computer store in Scarborough (in my opinion the only one who knows what they are doing - 1 owner, 1 full time, 1 part time lad). If you ask them a question and they don't know the...
    We have a small computer store in Scarborough (in my opinion the only one who knows what they are doing - 1 owner, 1 full time, 1 part time lad). If you ask them a question and they don't know the answer they admit it and ask you to call back - and they find out for you. If something goes wrong...
    We have a small computer store in Scarborough (in my opinion the only one who knows what they are doing - 1 owner, 1 full time, 1 part time lad). If you ask them a question and they don't know the answer they admit it and ask you to call back -...
    We have a small computer store in Scarborough (in my opinion the only one who knows what they are doing - 1 owner, 1 full time, 1 part time lad). If you ask them a question and they don't know the...
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  6. Helofadigger

    My hubbie the Hell's Angel

    Hi Helen, know i'm late again, but i did like your post.Isn't it funny how people you know could have been totally 'different' when they were young/er?Hearing about Bobs youth, how come he...
    Hi Helen, know i'm late again, but i did like your post.Isn't it funny how people you know could have been totally 'different' when they were young/er?Hearing about Bobs youth, how come he hasn't got his mates round to sort out catwoman? they wouldn't worry about upsetting anyone. it...
    Hi Helen, know i'm late again, but i did like your post.Isn't it funny how people you know could have been totally 'different' when they were young/er?Hearing about Bobs youth, how come he hasn't got his mates round to sort out catwoman? ...
    Hi Helen, know i'm late again, but i did like your post.Isn't it funny how people you know could have been totally 'different' when they were young/er?Hearing about Bobs youth, how come he...
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  7. youngdaisydee

    1,000 yippee

    hay lol, great to see you, its toooo quiet without you and funny face :D im not gonna make a fool of myself no more..i say no more, not since i got the spins last night.. and ended up like...
    hay lol, great to see you, its toooo quiet without you and funny face :D im not gonna make a fool of myself no more..i say no more, not since i got the spins last night.. and ended up like this........
    hay lol, great to see you, its toooo quiet without you and funny face :D im not gonna make a fool of myself no more..i say no more, not since i got the spins last night.. and ended up like this........
    hay lol, great to see you, its toooo quiet without you and funny face :D im not gonna make a fool of myself no more..i say no more, not since i got the spins last night.. and ended up like...
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  8. Scotkat

    2008 slim pocket garden diary

    Just perfect thank you Roders see if our local Boots has them in stock.Its for myself gift to me.
    Just perfect thank you Roders see if our local Boots has them in stock.Its for myself gift to me.
    Just perfect thank you Roders see if our local Boots has them in stock.Its for myself gift to me.
    Just perfect thank you Roders see if our local Boots has them in stock.Its for myself gift to me.
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  9. intermiplants

    imp parachute jump

    Me too.Paula said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can sing the Welsh National Anthem too :D ...
    Me too.Paula said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can sing the Welsh National Anthem too :D ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Paula, Are we supposed to sponsor you...
    Me too.Paula said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can sing the Welsh National Anthem too :D ...
    Me too.Paula said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can sing the Welsh National Anthem too :D ...
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  10. accidentalgardener

    Oh woe is me pass the martini

    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
    lovely post LoL,
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  11. Kandy

    Light Boxes

    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
    Kandy, :D don't we all - portions that is - ooeer i'm diggin myself into all sorts of trouble here - where was I :confused::D
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  12. Pro Gard

    Iritating thing youve lost.

    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
    I have that effect on people Kathy3 :D'Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes :D Little Britain :D
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  13. geoffhandley

    Political Compass

    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up to the designer of the questions. Having said that, it is a rough guide and guaranteed to break the...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up to the designer of the questions. Having said...
    This format was originally used by a Thatcherite psychologist called Hans Eysenk in the 60s. It was pointed out then that what questions are asked and what weighting is given to them is purely up...
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  14. Banana Man

    England In Euro 2008 ?

    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the animals!!At least the rugby and football players choose to play so if they get hurt well it was...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the animals!!At least the rugby and football players ...
    Just read your posting Rosa - I am sure I recently read somewhere that there will soon be a law prohibiting horseracing and greyhound racing as investigations have proved how cruel it is to the...
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  15. Helofadigger

    A little something thru the post!

    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
    Helen,Make 'em into earings and sell 'em on Ebay :D
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  16. Daisies

    check previous posts before you start a new topic

    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
    Thanks Shiney :D That would be fun
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  17. Victoria

    Christmas Sing Along

    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
    Brilliant,Mariah Carey and Johnny Depp all I want for Christmas is you :D :D
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  18. Marley Farley

    Clapping & Skipping Rhymes.

    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock that piece of paper off.these rhymes can have a lot of horrible reasons behind them i believe but...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock that piece of paper off.these rhymes can have a...
    two little dickiebirds rhyme - from mira.we used to put little bits of wetted paper on our first two fingers of our hand (they were Peter & Paul) , & when the 'first' one flew away used to knock...
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  19. walnut

    WARNING

    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our credit cards. anyone that wants to speak to us will either leave a message or phone our mobiles.i...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our credit cards. anyone that wants to speak to us will...
    Thanks Walnut,Although not in business, we now have the answer machine switched on after 4 rings cos of all the **** calls we were getting, although i don't think any of them were about our...
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  20. Scotkat

    Christmas Floral Arrangements

    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
    Can we have a peek at them?
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