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  1. Lyn

    Funny emails.

    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
    Lots of postcards and fun you can email via the CBeebies website BTW.http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/
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  2. Gogs

    Awww "The Moose" story.

    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
    Wasn't there a song about it, way back in the '60's? "There's a moose loose, aboot the hoose?" Apologies to any Scottish members. :D
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  3. roders

    An inoffensive little number.

    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux...
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux Sup�©rieur
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux Sup�©rieur
    Some of my favourites:Montes Reserve Sauvignon Blanc 2006 Casablanca ValleyWolf Blass President's Selection Cabernet Sauvignon 2004 South AustraliaCh�¢teau M�©aume 2003 Bordeaux...
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  4. wiseowl

    Dumping Cod

    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
    Geoff, you can bring your pooch into the place I work, no problem. The owners have got a dog. No critism about Kipling? I'm upset, now!! :D
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  5. jjordie

    Turkey for Christmas?

    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do...
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do ... Szechan or Cherry ... ????????
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do ... Szechan or Cherry ... ????????
    Hi, Nik, long time no see, hope you are well. I'm going to be putting up pics of my BoPs, reginae and nicholai in the next week or so if you're still around.We'll have duck as we always do...
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  6. Banana Man

    rosa you might like this...

    arghhh bm what a little sweetheart, just like mine on my signature and reminds me of my rosa she does that at my window :D :D
    arghhh bm what a little sweetheart, just like mine on my signature and reminds me of my rosa she does that at my window :D :D
    arghhh bm what a little sweetheart, just like mine on my signature and reminds me of my rosa she does that at my window :D :D
    arghhh bm what a little sweetheart, just like mine on my signature and reminds me of my rosa she does that at my window :D :D
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  7. Lyn

    Anywhere in the world

    Hey Gogs. That would be great. I have a wonderful recipe for whisky sour..........
    Hey Gogs. That would be great. I have a wonderful recipe for whisky sour..........
    Hey Gogs. That would be great. I have a wonderful recipe for whisky sour..........
    Hey Gogs. That would be great. I have a wonderful recipe for whisky sour..........
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  8. Sarraceniac

    Christmas lights

    well heres my neighbours they put theirs up last week
    well heres my neighbours they put theirs up last week
    well heres my neighbours they put theirs up last week
    well heres my neighbours they put theirs up last week
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  9. rosa

    Newcastle, Fenwicks Xmas Window

    pip and Ac pleased i went to newcastle on saturday there was an atmosphere of xmas already up there, lovely to see the kids enjoying looking at the xmas window, great live music and everyone was...
    pip and Ac pleased i went to newcastle on saturday there was an atmosphere of xmas already up there, lovely to see the kids enjoying looking at the xmas window, great live music and everyone was happy, even the police were laughing and enjoyiing it
    pip and Ac pleased i went to newcastle on saturday there was an atmosphere of xmas already up there, lovely to see the kids enjoying looking at the xmas window, great live music and everyone was happy, even the police were laughing and enjoyiing it
    pip and Ac pleased i went to newcastle on saturday there was an atmosphere of xmas already up there, lovely to see the kids enjoying looking at the xmas window, great live music and everyone was...
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  10. PeterS

    Bank - honesty

    Is that a drop of John's creme de menthe you avin der DEE :DLearn ta speek propa like wot i duz :D
    Is that a drop of John's creme de menthe you avin der DEE :DLearn ta speek propa like wot i duz :D
    Is that a drop of John's creme de menthe you avin der DEE :DLearn ta speek propa like wot i duz :D
    Is that a drop of John's creme de menthe you avin der DEE :DLearn ta speek propa like wot i duz :D
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  11. wiseowl

    Pollock

    I bet it doesn't swim :D
    I bet it doesn't swim :D
    I bet it doesn't swim :D
    I bet it doesn't swim :D
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  12. Lyn

    Broad Street Canal Boat Light Parade

    Anyone living near Birmingham the Broad Street Canal Boat Light Parade is on 9th December. We went last year and it was great. All the canal boats get dressed up like a carnival parade with...
    Anyone living near Birmingham the Broad Street Canal Boat Light Parade is on 9th December. We went last year and it was great. All the canal boats get dressed up like a carnival parade with christmas lights etc There are jazz bands ,pop groups ,animals ,childrens groups dancing and singing and...
    Anyone living near Birmingham the Broad Street Canal Boat Light Parade is on 9th December. We went last year and it was great. All the canal boats get dressed up like a carnival parade with christmas lights etc There are jazz bands ,pop groups...
    Anyone living near Birmingham the Broad Street Canal Boat Light Parade is on 9th December. We went last year and it was great. All the canal boats get dressed up like a carnival parade with...
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  13. cajary

    U.F.O's.

    Nanoo Nanoo
    Nanoo Nanoo
    Nanoo Nanoo
    Nanoo Nanoo
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  14. Helofadigger

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    John, I was just a wee dear of the tender age of 2-4 ...Here was a favourite in my days in Alabama for Thanksgiving ... but you need 18 minutes and 33 seconds ... and it's worth every...
    John, I was just a wee dear of the tender age of 2-4 ...Here was a favourite in my days in Alabama for Thanksgiving ... but you need 18 minutes and 33 seconds ... and it's worth every second ...Enjoy ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_7C0QGkiVo
    John, I was just a wee dear of the tender age of 2-4 ...Here was a favourite in my days in Alabama for Thanksgiving ... but you need 18 minutes and 33 seconds ... and it's worth every second ...Enjoy...
    John, I was just a wee dear of the tender age of 2-4 ...Here was a favourite in my days in Alabama for Thanksgiving ... but you need 18 minutes and 33 seconds ... and it's worth every...
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  15. Fonzie

    Strangers In The Night

    Yes D, a typo. Sorry! :confused:
    Yes D, a typo. Sorry! :confused:
    Yes D, a typo. Sorry! :confused:
    Yes D, a typo. Sorry! :confused:
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  16. Nursewhen

    Nursewhen Does Community Service

    Wow, you did a fantastic job with your team! I can imagine many children having lots of fun with it!
    Wow, you did a fantastic job with your team! I can imagine many children having lots of fun with it!
    Wow, you did a fantastic job with your team! I can imagine many children having lots of fun with it!
    Wow, you did a fantastic job with your team! I can imagine many children having lots of fun with it!
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  17. intermiplants

    when it rains it pours

    Oh heck inter!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Boy,do I know how you feel. :rolleyes:
    Oh heck inter!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Boy,do I know how you feel. :rolleyes:
    Oh heck inter!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Boy,do I know how you feel. :rolleyes:
    Oh heck inter!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Boy,do I know how you feel. :rolleyes:
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  18. shiney

    Tutankhamun Exhibition

    I saw it when it was in London - 1972 I think, and when it was in Boston. With both those exhibitions they had the mask and a lot of the gold and jewelery.
    I saw it when it was in London - 1972 I think, and when it was in Boston. With both those exhibitions they had the mask and a lot of the gold and jewelery.
    I saw it when it was in London - 1972 I think, and when it was in Boston. With both those exhibitions they had the mask and a lot of the gold and jewelery.
    I saw it when it was in London - 1972 I think, and when it was in Boston. With both those exhibitions they had the mask and a lot of the gold and jewelery.
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  19. Whiley

    Mumps. Oh bottom.

    In our village, when you've got mumps, chicken-pox etc. as a child, everyone sends their kids round to play with you. Better caught as a child than as an adult. Some people never catch it, they...
    In our village, when you've got mumps, chicken-pox etc. as a child, everyone sends their kids round to play with you. Better caught as a child than as an adult. Some people never catch it, they just carry it. Hope you're one of the latter
    In our village, when you've got mumps, chicken-pox etc. as a child, everyone sends their kids round to play with you. Better caught as a child than as an adult. Some people never catch it, they just carry it. Hope you're one of the latter
    In our village, when you've got mumps, chicken-pox etc. as a child, everyone sends their kids round to play with you. Better caught as a child than as an adult. Some people never catch it, they...
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  20. Whiley

    Christmas Card Exchange!

    Yay :D Thanks Dee!
    Yay :D Thanks Dee!
    Yay :D Thanks Dee!
    Yay :D Thanks Dee!
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