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  1. Celia

    Do you take pride in your work?

    Celia, just read this. i don't know how to put on here 'screaming, shouting, pulling hair etc., but yes i know how you feel. i recently had a similar experience. to bore you all - we had ordered...
    Celia, just read this. i don't know how to put on here 'screaming, shouting, pulling hair etc., but yes i know how you feel. i recently had a similar experience. to bore you all - we had ordered a 3-piece set (for hallway-so not too imperitive) on trying to order from catalogue was told that...
    Celia, just read this. i don't know how to put on here 'screaming, shouting, pulling hair etc., but yes i know how you feel. i recently had a similar experience. to bore you all - we had ordered a 3-piece set (for hallway-so not too imperitive) ...
    Celia, just read this. i don't know how to put on here 'screaming, shouting, pulling hair etc., but yes i know how you feel. i recently had a similar experience. to bore you all - we had ordered...
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  2. Marley Farley

    There is a new Photo Comp..!

    I have added a direct link to the comps at the top of the page now... Or HERE if you like... :D
    I have added a direct link to the comps at the top of the page now... Or HERE if you like... :D
    I have added a direct link to the comps at the top of the page now... Or HERE if you like... :D
    I have added a direct link to the comps at the top of the page now... Or HERE if you like... :D
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  3. intermiplants

    mr president

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    :D :D
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  5. Kathy3

    rescue mission

    hi all i would like to thank you all for your kind words this is the first day out of bed and ooops didn't think i had that much to drink but what a hangover.but at least i am hear not like poor...
    hi all i would like to thank you all for your kind words this is the first day out of bed and ooops didn't think i had that much to drink but what a hangover.but at least i am hear not like poor old caralines hubby and kris god bless them
    hi all i would like to thank you all for your kind words this is the first day out of bed and ooops didn't think i had that much to drink but what a hangover.but at least i am hear not like poor old caralines hubby and kris god bless them
    hi all i would like to thank you all for your kind words this is the first day out of bed and ooops didn't think i had that much to drink but what a hangover.but at least i am hear not like poor...
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  6. mackem

    Feeling better

    Thanks for the good wishes all,i'm just about back to normal now and hopefully i'll be back posting regularly. :D
    Thanks for the good wishes all,i'm just about back to normal now and hopefully i'll be back posting regularly. :D
    Thanks for the good wishes all,i'm just about back to normal now and hopefully i'll be back posting regularly. :D
    Thanks for the good wishes all,i'm just about back to normal now and hopefully i'll be back posting regularly. :D
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  7. UsedtobeDendy

    Mr D's Big Walk

    Yes, thanks a lot, LoL - I certainly will do! :D The reason I've posted it just now is that he needs to start booking the B+Bs for the first stage, since camping isn't practical there, and...
    Yes, thanks a lot, LoL - I certainly will do! :D The reason I've posted it just now is that he needs to start booking the B+Bs for the first stage, since camping isn't practical there, and I'm hoping that maybe there might be somebody on here who can help him avoid having to B+B it every...
    Yes, thanks a lot, LoL - I certainly will do! :D The reason I've posted it just now is that he needs to start booking the B+Bs for the first stage, since camping isn't practical there, and I'm hoping that maybe there might be somebody on...
    Yes, thanks a lot, LoL - I certainly will do! :D The reason I've posted it just now is that he needs to start booking the B+Bs for the first stage, since camping isn't practical there, and...
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  8. intermiplants

    a crazy crazy goverment

    Last yr the idiot government awarded our allotments a huge amount of money(lottery money) to build a communial garden.I honestly can`t tell you how much of an embarrassment this garden...
    Last yr the idiot government awarded our allotments a huge amount of money(lottery money) to build a communial garden.I honestly can`t tell you how much of an embarrassment this garden is.Aparrantly our garden committee has spent �£24,000. on a couple of sheds and a few borders.Double...
    Last yr the idiot government awarded our allotments a huge amount of money(lottery money) to build a communial garden.I honestly can`t tell you how much of an embarrassment this garden is.Aparrantly our garden committee has spent �£24,000. on...
    Last yr the idiot government awarded our allotments a huge amount of money(lottery money) to build a communial garden.I honestly can`t tell you how much of an embarrassment this garden...
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  9. pip

    Holiday! Had yours yet?

    Mrs Pip and I have recently returned from our Cyprus holiday. So good to feel some sun on our backs. Will bore you with some pictures soon.
    Mrs Pip and I have recently returned from our Cyprus holiday. So good to feel some sun on our backs. Will bore you with some pictures soon.
    Mrs Pip and I have recently returned from our Cyprus holiday. So good to feel some sun on our backs. Will bore you with some pictures soon.
    Mrs Pip and I have recently returned from our Cyprus holiday. So good to feel some sun on our backs. Will bore you with some pictures soon.
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  10. miraflores

    a pink world...

    Miraflores most people would scream with horror at so much pink but as it's so my colour I'll scream with pleasure! :DGreat picture! Helen.xxx.
    Miraflores most people would scream with horror at so much pink but as it's so my colour I'll scream with pleasure! :DGreat picture! Helen.xxx.
    Miraflores most people would scream with horror at so much pink but as it's so my colour I'll scream with pleasure! :DGreat picture! Helen.xxx.
    Miraflores most people would scream with horror at so much pink but as it's so my colour I'll scream with pleasure! :DGreat picture! Helen.xxx.
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  11. pip

    Hello again.......

    Hi intermiplants, the move went a smooth as silk. We found that the build up to the move was far more stressful than the moving itself.
    Hi intermiplants, the move went a smooth as silk. We found that the build up to the move was far more stressful than the moving itself.
    Hi intermiplants, the move went a smooth as silk. We found that the build up to the move was far more stressful than the moving itself.
    Hi intermiplants, the move went a smooth as silk. We found that the build up to the move was far more stressful than the moving itself.
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  12. Helofadigger

    Suicide bid Huntley back in jail

    I have said the same thing to Bob many a time Webmaster and lets face it who cares what happens to people like him... as long as he suffers and what better way to serve his time! Helen.xxx.
    I have said the same thing to Bob many a time Webmaster and lets face it who cares what happens to people like him... as long as he suffers and what better way to serve his time! Helen.xxx.
    I have said the same thing to Bob many a time Webmaster and lets face it who cares what happens to people like him... as long as he suffers and what better way to serve his time! Helen.xxx.
    I have said the same thing to Bob many a time Webmaster and lets face it who cares what happens to people like him... as long as he suffers and what better way to serve his time! Helen.xxx.
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  13. borrowers

    dog owners

    I give him sardines in olive oil once a week borrowers.If i notice he`s walking badly or has a chew getting up i wrap half an aspirin in a bit of ham or whatever.That usually puts him right.If he...
    I give him sardines in olive oil once a week borrowers.If i notice he`s walking badly or has a chew getting up i wrap half an aspirin in a bit of ham or whatever.That usually puts him right.If he doesn`t take the meat then i know it`s not just his joints giving him grief, so i watch him close...
    I give him sardines in olive oil once a week borrowers.If i notice he`s walking badly or has a chew getting up i wrap half an aspirin in a bit of ham or whatever.That usually puts him right.If he doesn`t take the meat then i know it`s not just...
    I give him sardines in olive oil once a week borrowers.If i notice he`s walking badly or has a chew getting up i wrap half an aspirin in a bit of ham or whatever.That usually puts him right.If he...
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  14. borrowers

    can i say hello?

    thank you. john, you know i'm abit doolally, nick - you may do if you've seen my posts but not answered! thanks, i will greet people now & genuinely tell them what a great site this is! cheers.
    thank you. john, you know i'm abit doolally, nick - you may do if you've seen my posts but not answered! thanks, i will greet people now & genuinely tell them what a great site this is! cheers.
    thank you. john, you know i'm abit doolally, nick - you may do if you've seen my posts but not answered! thanks, i will greet people now & genuinely tell them what a great site this is! cheers.
    thank you. john, you know i'm abit doolally, nick - you may do if you've seen my posts but not answered! thanks, i will greet people now & genuinely tell them what a great site this is! cheers.
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  15. Scotkat

    We got mail

    Not all of them have come out on strike Scotkat
    Not all of them have come out on strike Scotkat
    Not all of them have come out on strike Scotkat
    Not all of them have come out on strike Scotkat
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  16. miraflores

    Italian opera singer

    welcome !
    welcome !
    welcome !
    welcome !
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  17. miraflores

    how do you pronounce this? remind me...

    Unless you are a TV gardener, then you would pronounce it differently to everyone else. :rolleyes:
    Unless you are a TV gardener, then you would pronounce it differently to everyone else. :rolleyes:
    Unless you are a TV gardener, then you would pronounce it differently to everyone else. :rolleyes:
    Unless you are a TV gardener, then you would pronounce it differently to everyone else. :rolleyes:
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  18. Victoria

    Baked Beans

    Rosa, they are DISgusting :D We still buy Heinz but yes they are a bit runnier now than years ago. Roders, we must have had the same 'poetry' books at school. Would never shop at Tesco's, so...
    Rosa, they are DISgusting :D We still buy Heinz but yes they are a bit runnier now than years ago. Roders, we must have had the same 'poetry' books at school. Would never shop at Tesco's, so I can't comment on their beans.
    Rosa, they are DISgusting :D We still buy Heinz but yes they are a bit runnier now than years ago. Roders, we must have had the same 'poetry' books at school. Would never shop at Tesco's, so I can't comment on their beans.
    Rosa, they are DISgusting :D We still buy Heinz but yes they are a bit runnier now than years ago. Roders, we must have had the same 'poetry' books at school. Would never shop at Tesco's, so...
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  19. rosa

    Limos Passing by

    That second ones very pink!!!!! :eek: Never been in one, have you, Rosa?
    That second ones very pink!!!!! :eek: Never been in one, have you, Rosa?
    That second ones very pink!!!!! :eek: Never been in one, have you, Rosa?
    That second ones very pink!!!!! :eek: Never been in one, have you, Rosa?
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  20. Daisies

    Mysterious disappearance of Trebor Extra Strong mints

    Sandra,We do like a good laff on here :DA trip down sweetie memory lane is good for the soul :DI think kids these days will probably remember stuff like twister ice lollies and yep you...
    Sandra,We do like a good laff on here :DA trip down sweetie memory lane is good for the soul :DI think kids these days will probably remember stuff like twister ice lollies and yep you got it in one MCDONALDS :D
    Sandra,We do like a good laff on here :DA trip down sweetie memory lane is good for the soul :DI think kids these days will probably remember stuff like twister ice lollies and yep you got it in one MCDONALDS :D
    Sandra,We do like a good laff on here :DA trip down sweetie memory lane is good for the soul :DI think kids these days will probably remember stuff like twister ice lollies and yep you...
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