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    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. shiney

    Have You Been Overcharged For your Smart Phone?

    No, I didn't know you could. :yikes:
    No, I didn't know you could. :yikes:
    No, I didn't know you could. :yikes:
    No, I didn't know you could. :yikes:
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  2. Mike Allen

    How about a bit of prose?

    What a lovely idea for a thread. A dear friend has been posting a poem a day on our group forum, I'll see if I can come up with one or two for you.
    What a lovely idea for a thread. A dear friend has been posting a poem a day on our group forum, I'll see if I can come up with one or two for you.
    What a lovely idea for a thread. A dear friend has been posting a poem a day on our group forum, I'll see if I can come up with one or two for you.
    What a lovely idea for a thread. A dear friend has been posting a poem a day on our group forum, I'll see if I can come up with one or two for you.
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  3. Loofah
    Funny x 6

    Squeaky bum moment!

    When our Grandmother was in her advanced 80s, we cleared out and emptied her top cupboards, reorganised everything and confiscated her stepladder.That somewhat backfired when she started to...
    When our Grandmother was in her advanced 80s, we cleared out and emptied her top cupboards, reorganised everything and confiscated her stepladder.That somewhat backfired when she started to re-use the now empty top cupboards ("what a waste of very useful storage space to keep them empty!") by...
    When our Grandmother was in her advanced 80s, we cleared out and emptied her top cupboards, reorganised everything and confiscated her stepladder.That somewhat backfired when she started to re-use the now empty top cupboards ("what a waste of...
    When our Grandmother was in her advanced 80s, we cleared out and emptied her top cupboards, reorganised everything and confiscated her stepladder.That somewhat backfired when she started to...
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  4. Val..

    Can't unscrew end of shower hose!!

    I had exactly the same problem as Val and stumbled upon this forum whilst searching for advice. I am delighted to say that the suggestion of using a sticking plaster solved my plumbing dilemma...
    I had exactly the same problem as Val and stumbled upon this forum whilst searching for advice. I am delighted to say that the suggestion of using a sticking plaster solved my plumbing dilemma and, as an amateur gardener, finding this website is an added bonus. Thank you twice over!
    I had exactly the same problem as Val and stumbled upon this forum whilst searching for advice. I am delighted to say that the suggestion of using a sticking plaster solved my plumbing dilemma and, as an amateur gardener, finding this website is...
    I had exactly the same problem as Val and stumbled upon this forum whilst searching for advice. I am delighted to say that the suggestion of using a sticking plaster solved my plumbing dilemma...
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  5. Mike Allen

    Compassion.

    I totally echo this. Reminders of the importance of compassion and kindness are needed, and these threads, even if sparked by just an isolated event, can offer insight and guidance especially for...
    I totally echo this. Reminders of the importance of compassion and kindness are needed, and these threads, even if sparked by just an isolated event, can offer insight and guidance especially for new or prospective members of our community.This forum has a great sense of kindness and...
    I totally echo this. Reminders of the importance of compassion and kindness are needed, and these threads, even if sparked by just an isolated event, can offer insight and guidance especially for new or prospective members of our community....
    I totally echo this. Reminders of the importance of compassion and kindness are needed, and these threads, even if sparked by just an isolated event, can offer insight and guidance especially for...
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  6. Mike Allen

    Capt. Sir Tom Moore's funeral.

    By chance. I switched the telly on for the news. The funeral of Capt Tom was taking place. Sad moments for anyone. Instantly I was saddened by the lack of followers attending. So sad. I will...
    By chance. I switched the telly on for the news. The funeral of Capt Tom was taking place. Sad moments for anyone. Instantly I was saddened by the lack of followers attending. So sad. I will always remember Valerie's funeral. There was over 400 present. Our dear friend the Minister who...
    By chance. I switched the telly on for the news. The funeral of Capt Tom was taking place. Sad moments for anyone. Instantly I was saddened by the lack of followers attending. So sad. I will always remember Valerie's funeral. There was...
    By chance. I switched the telly on for the news. The funeral of Capt Tom was taking place. Sad moments for anyone. Instantly I was saddened by the lack of followers attending. So sad. I will...
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  7. Mike Allen

    Name that tune.

    I used the virtual piano a lot when I was working in childcare....certainly got the children interested in making and listening to music from a very young age( 1yr olds and over) Sorry Mike can't...
    I used the virtual piano a lot when I was working in childcare....certainly got the children interested in making and listening to music from a very young age( 1yr olds and over) Sorry Mike can't say that I recognise it either.:dunno:
    I used the virtual piano a lot when I was working in childcare....certainly got the children interested in making and listening to music from a very young age( 1yr olds and over) Sorry Mike can't say that I recognise it either.:dunno:
    I used the virtual piano a lot when I was working in childcare....certainly got the children interested in making and listening to music from a very young age( 1yr olds and over) Sorry Mike can't...
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  8. HarryS

    Brush Paint for Plastic?

    I bought a spray can a while back, it said it was ok for plastic. It's acrylic, so water based. Tetrion easy spray.I'd be inclined to sand the plastic,very lightly, with something like 240 grit...
    I bought a spray can a while back, it said it was ok for plastic. It's acrylic, so water based. Tetrion easy spray.I'd be inclined to sand the plastic,very lightly, with something like 240 grit paper first.Not sure about hamerite it might melt the plastic depending on what kind it is.
    I bought a spray can a while back, it said it was ok for plastic. It's acrylic, so water based. Tetrion easy spray.I'd be inclined to sand the plastic,very lightly, with something like 240 grit paper first.Not sure about hamerite it might...
    I bought a spray can a while back, it said it was ok for plastic. It's acrylic, so water based. Tetrion easy spray.I'd be inclined to sand the plastic,very lightly, with something like 240 grit...
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  9. glengarry23

    Not Sure About This.

    Whatever explanation it is ,I hope you enjoyed your cheese kid and it don't put you off the taste:snork:and ...............Pete :lolpt: missing your cheese n biscuits without the cheese maybe :what:
    Whatever explanation it is ,I hope you enjoyed your cheese kid and it don't put you off the taste:snork:and ...............Pete :lolpt: missing your cheese n biscuits without the cheese maybe :what:
    Whatever explanation it is ,I hope you enjoyed your cheese kid and it don't put you off the taste:snork:and ...............Pete :lolpt: missing your cheese n biscuits without the cheese maybe :what:
    Whatever explanation it is ,I hope you enjoyed your cheese kid and it don't put you off the taste:snork:and ...............Pete :lolpt: missing your cheese n biscuits without the cheese maybe :what:
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  10. Purple Streaks
    Like x 6

    Dogs know when something is wrong

    :doggieshmooze: Our German shepherd must be one of those then Nigel.it's remarkable.
    :doggieshmooze: Our German shepherd must be one of those then Nigel.it's remarkable.
    :doggieshmooze: Our German shepherd must be one of those then Nigel.it's remarkable.
    :doggieshmooze: Our German shepherd must be one of those then Nigel.it's remarkable.
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  11. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAZAMBO

    Knew it!!!!!:roflol:
    Knew it!!!!!:roflol:
    Knew it!!!!!:roflol:
    Knew it!!!!!:roflol:
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  12. HarryS

    Shiney's Super Lockdown Quiz !!!!

    There will be more questions next month - unless most people have got this first lot. Some are reasonably easy and others are HARD!!! :rolleyespink:I may put up a different type of quiz in a week or two. :)
    There will be more questions next month - unless most people have got this first lot. Some are reasonably easy and others are HARD!!! :rolleyespink:I may put up a different type of quiz in a week or two. :)
    There will be more questions next month - unless most people have got this first lot. Some are reasonably easy and others are HARD!!! :rolleyespink:I may put up a different type of quiz in a week or two. :)
    There will be more questions next month - unless most people have got this first lot. Some are reasonably easy and others are HARD!!! :rolleyespink:I may put up a different type of quiz in a week or two. :)
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  13. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CORDY

    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
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  14. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Perki!!!

    I could get away with it most of the time unless it freezes hard or snows then I can't get down the hill, I could of used it right up to Christmas last year but January and most Feb would of been...
    I could get away with it most of the time unless it freezes hard or snows then I can't get down the hill, I could of used it right up to Christmas last year but January and most Feb would of been a no .I am not into cold weather or wet riding anymore they is no fun in it so I take the bike...
    I could get away with it most of the time unless it freezes hard or snows then I can't get down the hill, I could of used it right up to Christmas last year but January and most Feb would of been a no .I am not into cold weather or wet riding...
    I could get away with it most of the time unless it freezes hard or snows then I can't get down the hill, I could of used it right up to Christmas last year but January and most Feb would of been...
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  15. ricky101

    White Gloss Paint - recommendations ?

    I use Crown Solo oil based, gives a really high gloss finish and doesn't yellow. It does take over 24 hrs to dry and smells, but it's worth it for the longer lasting finish.
    I use Crown Solo oil based, gives a really high gloss finish and doesn't yellow. It does take over 24 hrs to dry and smells, but it's worth it for the longer lasting finish.
    I use Crown Solo oil based, gives a really high gloss finish and doesn't yellow. It does take over 24 hrs to dry and smells, but it's worth it for the longer lasting finish.
    I use Crown Solo oil based, gives a really high gloss finish and doesn't yellow. It does take over 24 hrs to dry and smells, but it's worth it for the longer lasting finish.
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  16. Purple Streaks

    The post of Harry S

    will do..............
    will do..............
    will do..............
    will do..............
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  18. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, STEPHEN PRUDENCE

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  19. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RODERS

    This was my unofficial birthday but I’m quite happy to accept all good wishes. Thank you xx Happy Friday to you all.
    This was my unofficial birthday but I’m quite happy to accept all good wishes. Thank you xx Happy Friday to you all.
    This was my unofficial birthday but I’m quite happy to accept all good wishes. Thank you xx Happy Friday to you all.
    This was my unofficial birthday but I’m quite happy to accept all good wishes. Thank you xx Happy Friday to you all.
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  20. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTKAT

    Got this lovely rose as a birthday gift from my Son.
    Got this lovely rose as a birthday gift from my Son.
    Got this lovely rose as a birthday gift from my Son.
    Got this lovely rose as a birthday gift from my Son.
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