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  1. shiney

    2021 Census

    Out here in the orchards, we had a lovely young lady come to the gates late yesterday afternoon. Good job we were sitting out having a drink so we saw her. In pigeon Portuguese and pigeon...
    Out here in the orchards, we had a lovely young lady come to the gates late yesterday afternoon. Good job we were sitting out having a drink so we saw her. In pigeon Portuguese and pigeon English all was sorted. We got our sealed letter and an English version of directions. We can do it...
    Out here in the orchards, we had a lovely young lady come to the gates late yesterday afternoon. Good job we were sitting out having a drink so we saw her. In pigeon Portuguese and pigeon English all was sorted. We got our sealed letter and an...
    Out here in the orchards, we had a lovely young lady come to the gates late yesterday afternoon. Good job we were sitting out having a drink so we saw her. In pigeon Portuguese and pigeon...
    shiney, Mar 8, 2021 ... 3 4 5
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    Victoria
    Apr 14, 2021
  2. clanless

    Frost blown brick

    You must use genuine Gripfill, none of this silly stuff like Nonails, if it dont smell it wont work.
    You must use genuine Gripfill, none of this silly stuff like Nonails, if it dont smell it wont work.
    You must use genuine Gripfill, none of this silly stuff like Nonails, if it dont smell it wont work.
    You must use genuine Gripfill, none of this silly stuff like Nonails, if it dont smell it wont work.
    clanless, Apr 14, 2021
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    pete
    Apr 14, 2021
  3. ACNorth

    Views on what hard landscaping material to go for in new build garden

    I think a combination of decking and hard paving only works if it is at different levels. That is decking going down, onto hard paving.
    I think a combination of decking and hard paving only works if it is at different levels. That is decking going down, onto hard paving.
    I think a combination of decking and hard paving only works if it is at different levels. That is decking going down, onto hard paving.
    I think a combination of decking and hard paving only works if it is at different levels. That is decking going down, onto hard paving.
    ACNorth, Apr 15, 2021
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    pete
    Apr 16, 2021
  4. ARMANDII
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    MY LAST POST

    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making GC the best, the friendliest, Gardening Forum around. So thank you, everyone, for being who you are...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making GC the best, the friendliest, Gardening Forum...
    Due to my deteriorating health I will have to permanently leave as of tonight, with great sadness, Gardeners Corner. I want to thank every member of the GC Gang for their friendship and making...
    ARMANDII, Apr 19, 2021
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  5. shiney
    Like x 5

    I Know I'm A Technical Dinosaur But .....

    That can happen with sand dust from the Sahara as it can travel in the upper air flows and then back again. Just like someone when they're drunk! :roflol:
    That can happen with sand dust from the Sahara as it can travel in the upper air flows and then back again. Just like someone when they're drunk! :roflol:
    That can happen with sand dust from the Sahara as it can travel in the upper air flows and then back again. Just like someone when they're drunk! :roflol:
    That can happen with sand dust from the Sahara as it can travel in the upper air flows and then back again. Just like someone when they're drunk! :roflol:
    shiney, Apr 5, 2021 ... 2 3
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  6. lolimac

    Happy Birthday Jack McHammocklashing

    Happy Birthday @Jack McHammocklashing!
    Happy Birthday @Jack McHammocklashing!
    Happy Birthday @Jack McHammocklashing!
    Happy Birthday @Jack McHammocklashing!
    lolimac, Apr 26, 2021
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    Fat Controller
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  7. Selleri
    Funny x 5

    Pricking

    I've been there - I mean to the village! :whistle:
    I've been there - I mean to the village! :whistle:
    I've been there - I mean to the village! :whistle:
    I've been there - I mean to the village! :whistle:
    Selleri, Apr 25, 2021 ... 2
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    shiney
    Apr 26, 2021
  8. Jiffy
    Like x 5

    The kindnest of people

    Our road has been closed from 9th April and was to open on 21th, well they are still digging, so we haven't been going out, so today we had to go out and we was hoping to be able to get back home...
    Our road has been closed from 9th April and was to open on 21th, well they are still digging, so we haven't been going out, so today we had to go out and we was hoping to be able to get back home before they started digging again! We didn't get back early enough so road shut, we sat there for a...
    Our road has been closed from 9th April and was to open on 21th, well they are still digging, so we haven't been going out, so today we had to go out and we was hoping to be able to get back home before they started digging again! We didn't get...
    Our road has been closed from 9th April and was to open on 21th, well they are still digging, so we haven't been going out, so today we had to go out and we was hoping to be able to get back home...
    Jiffy, Apr 27, 2021
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    Jiffy
    Apr 27, 2021
  9. pete

    Redecorating

    I understand you can't take anything with you after you die. That's why my parents decided to buy a new kitchen after they retired instead of "using up" the old one. So instead of raising the...
    I understand you can't take anything with you after you die. That's why my parents decided to buy a new kitchen after they retired instead of "using up" the old one. So instead of raising the houses value shortly before they die, they wanted to experience the joy of a new kitchen for the years...
    I understand you can't take anything with you after you die. That's why my parents decided to buy a new kitchen after they retired instead of "using up" the old one. So instead of raising the houses value shortly before they die, they wanted to...
    I understand you can't take anything with you after you die. That's why my parents decided to buy a new kitchen after they retired instead of "using up" the old one. So instead of raising the...
    pete, Apr 27, 2021 ... 2 3
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    Black Dog
    Apr 28, 2021
  10. Upsydaisy

    Feliz Aniversario Vicky!!

    Thank you Clive, roders and Perki for the good wishes. Vxx
    Thank you Clive, roders and Perki for the good wishes. Vxx
    Thank you Clive, roders and Perki for the good wishes. Vxx
    Thank you Clive, roders and Perki for the good wishes. Vxx
    Upsydaisy, Apr 29, 2021
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    Victoria
    Apr 30, 2021
  11. Fat Controller
    Like x 8

    Raising a glass to our Armandii

    Armandii taking a picture of me in Shineyland: not very ladylike !!and, at the same time me taking a picture of ArmandiiHad such fun there that year...Jenny namaste
    Armandii taking a picture of me in Shineyland: not very ladylike !!and, at the same time me taking a picture of ArmandiiHad such fun there that year...Jenny namaste
    Armandii taking a picture of me in Shineyland: not very ladylike !!and, at the same time me taking a picture of ArmandiiHad such fun there that year...Jenny namaste
    Armandii taking a picture of me in Shineyland: not very ladylike !!and, at the same time me taking a picture of ArmandiiHad such fun there that year...Jenny namaste
    P1260476.jpg Arm 2.jpg arm 5.jpg Thinking.jpg P1320151.JPG 2D646E5F-5B24-45FF-98ED-D10EB664D463.jpeg
    Fat Controller, Apr 23, 2021 ... 2 3 4
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    Jenny namaste
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  12. Fat Controller

    Any builders in the house?

    At lease you now where the damp was geting in, hopefully all sorted :dbgrtmb:
    At lease you now where the damp was geting in, hopefully all sorted :dbgrtmb:
    At lease you now where the damp was geting in, hopefully all sorted :dbgrtmb:
    At lease you now where the damp was geting in, hopefully all sorted :dbgrtmb:
    Fat Controller, Apr 25, 2021 ... 2
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    Jiffy
    May 6, 2021
  13. Purple Streaks

    Eddy statu

    No nothing was said, the thread ended with it being due to arrive in 3weeks time, but sadly we never got to see it.:sad: I read through the whole thread last week too.
    No nothing was said, the thread ended with it being due to arrive in 3weeks time, but sadly we never got to see it.:sad: I read through the whole thread last week too.
    No nothing was said, the thread ended with it being due to arrive in 3weeks time, but sadly we never got to see it.:sad: I read through the whole thread last week too.
    No nothing was said, the thread ended with it being due to arrive in 3weeks time, but sadly we never got to see it.:sad: I read through the whole thread last week too.
    Purple Streaks, Apr 30, 2021
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    Upsydaisy
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  14. Logan

    the life of Sterling Newton golden retriever

    Logan, Apr 9, 2021 ... 2
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    Logan
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  15. JWK
    Funny x 6

    Gardening during lockdown

    During lockdown I took the opportunity to rearrange the plants in alphabetic order.My neighbour looked over the fence and said, "I don't know where you find the time."I said, "It's next to the...
    During lockdown I took the opportunity to rearrange the plants in alphabetic order.My neighbour looked over the fence and said, "I don't know where you find the time."I said, "It's next to the sage."
    During lockdown I took the opportunity to rearrange the plants in alphabetic order.My neighbour looked over the fence and said, "I don't know where you find the time."I said, "It's next to the sage."
    During lockdown I took the opportunity to rearrange the plants in alphabetic order.My neighbour looked over the fence and said, "I don't know where you find the time."I said, "It's next to the...
    JWK, May 8, 2021
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    JWK
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  16. shiney
    Like x 5

    RNLI Sand Sculpture

    Very nice indeed
    Very nice indeed
    Very nice indeed
    Very nice indeed
    shiney, May 13, 2021
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    Jiffy
    May 13, 2021
  17. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday liliana !!

    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
    Happy belated birthday !
    Upsydaisy, May 11, 2021
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    JWK
    May 16, 2021
  18. Michael Hewett

    Problem

    Thinking about it, it would have been a waste of your time if you had taken it to the shop.
    Thinking about it, it would have been a waste of your time if you had taken it to the shop.
    Thinking about it, it would have been a waste of your time if you had taken it to the shop.
    Thinking about it, it would have been a waste of your time if you had taken it to the shop.
    Michael Hewett, May 15, 2021 ... 2 3
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    pete
    May 18, 2021
  19. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 35

    ANNOUNCEMENT - Deeply Sad News

    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all take a cut of any monies raised), if you wish you can make a donation in Eddy's memory by following...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all take a cut of any monies raised), if you wish you...
    As has been mentioned in notices, Eddy's chosen charity was Motor Neurone Disease Association. Whilst there is no specific fundraising link (sadly all of these justgiving/gofundme type things all...
    Fat Controller, Apr 21, 2021 ... 6 7 8
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    Fat Controller
    May 18, 2021
  20. Logan

    what music are you listening to

    Thank you @Nikolaos didn't notice that one.
    Thank you @Nikolaos didn't notice that one.
    Thank you @Nikolaos didn't notice that one.
    Thank you @Nikolaos didn't notice that one.
    Logan, May 19, 2021
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    Logan
    May 19, 2021
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