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  1. rosa

    anyone know were robins bay is

    No worries, if you go pop some pics up for us, it looks lovely on Pete's pic
    No worries, if you go pop some pics up for us, it looks lovely on Pete's pic
    No worries, if you go pop some pics up for us, it looks lovely on Pete's pic
    No worries, if you go pop some pics up for us, it looks lovely on Pete's pic
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  2. elainefiz

    british telecom..

    Thanks for updating us, keep on at them, I can't believe it cost �£4.50 either, if everyone stands by and pays the charge then they will keep coming up with these rediculous (is that how you...
    Thanks for updating us, keep on at them, I can't believe it cost �£4.50 either, if everyone stands by and pays the charge then they will keep coming up with these rediculous (is that how you spell it?) things to up their profits with
    Thanks for updating us, keep on at them, I can't believe it cost �£4.50 either, if everyone stands by and pays the charge then they will keep coming up with these rediculous (is that how you spell it?) things to up their profits with
    Thanks for updating us, keep on at them, I can't believe it cost �£4.50 either, if everyone stands by and pays the charge then they will keep coming up with these rediculous (is that how you...
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  3. Scotkat

    Graduation Day Thursday

    Mine graduated yesterday. Now has to work for a year getting experience and then back for part 2 for 2 years as an architect.
    Mine graduated yesterday. Now has to work for a year getting experience and then back for part 2 for 2 years as an architect.
    Mine graduated yesterday. Now has to work for a year getting experience and then back for part 2 for 2 years as an architect.
    Mine graduated yesterday. Now has to work for a year getting experience and then back for part 2 for 2 years as an architect.
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  4. pip

    Interview day

    Pip,What a rubbish job that was. Thank God you didn't get it - terrible hours, horrible people and don't get me started on the pay!There's a better one on the way.TO
    Pip,What a rubbish job that was. Thank God you didn't get it - terrible hours, horrible people and don't get me started on the pay!There's a better one on the way.TO
    Pip,What a rubbish job that was. Thank God you didn't get it - terrible hours, horrible people and don't get me started on the pay!There's a better one on the way.TO
    Pip,What a rubbish job that was. Thank God you didn't get it - terrible hours, horrible people and don't get me started on the pay!There's a better one on the way.TO
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  5. miraflores

    youtube

    Mira,send me the link by PM, I'll have a play around ;)Nathan.
    Mira,send me the link by PM, I'll have a play around ;)Nathan.
    Mira,send me the link by PM, I'll have a play around ;)Nathan.
    Mira,send me the link by PM, I'll have a play around ;)Nathan.
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  6. Tropical Oasis

    censored

    Why, is one cold and the other a prize winner?You can always put your own * in or a space as cr*p or cr ap :eek:that way it doesn't destroy things completely.
    Why, is one cold and the other a prize winner?You can always put your own * in or a space as cr*p or cr ap :eek:that way it doesn't destroy things completely.
    Why, is one cold and the other a prize winner?You can always put your own * in or a space as cr*p or cr ap :eek:that way it doesn't destroy things completely.
    Why, is one cold and the other a prize winner?You can always put your own * in or a space as cr*p or cr ap :eek:that way it doesn't destroy things completely.
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  7. dancing queen

    painting and decorating

    Well, rosa, I wouldn't be doing it in the winter here either, and you guys seem to be lingering there ... it's usually 20 degrees or more when I shower, as it will be tonight. :D :D
    Well, rosa, I wouldn't be doing it in the winter here either, and you guys seem to be lingering there ... it's usually 20 degrees or more when I shower, as it will be tonight. :D :D
    Well, rosa, I wouldn't be doing it in the winter here either, and you guys seem to be lingering there ... it's usually 20 degrees or more when I shower, as it will be tonight. :D :D
    Well, rosa, I wouldn't be doing it in the winter here either, and you guys seem to be lingering there ... it's usually 20 degrees or more when I shower, as it will be tonight. :D :D
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  8. pip

    Post Office charges.

    Yes, they're all at it, ripping away at other people's money.I wonder if the new charging system was designed with a mind to confusing people and, thereby, generating more lucre for the PO. Having...
    Yes, they're all at it, ripping away at other people's money.I wonder if the new charging system was designed with a mind to confusing people and, thereby, generating more lucre for the PO. Having once paid to pick up an unstamped letter to find that it was just an advertisement for an Indian...
    Yes, they're all at it, ripping away at other people's money.I wonder if the new charging system was designed with a mind to confusing people and, thereby, generating more lucre for the PO. Having once paid to pick up an unstamped letter to find...
    Yes, they're all at it, ripping away at other people's money.I wonder if the new charging system was designed with a mind to confusing people and, thereby, generating more lucre for the PO. Having...
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  9. duckyjuk

    cleaning stainless steel?

    I was told by a very experienced cleaner who works in a hospital that leaving a thin film of oil (olive etc) helps to protect the surface. ;) Hope that is of help to you
    I was told by a very experienced cleaner who works in a hospital that leaving a thin film of oil (olive etc) helps to protect the surface. ;) Hope that is of help to you
    I was told by a very experienced cleaner who works in a hospital that leaving a thin film of oil (olive etc) helps to protect the surface. ;) Hope that is of help to you
    I was told by a very experienced cleaner who works in a hospital that leaving a thin film of oil (olive etc) helps to protect the surface. ;) Hope that is of help to you
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  10. miraflores

    Gianna Nannini - concert

    Hi - i just want to "introduce" this Italian singer, which will be holding a concert in London soon:http://www.giannanannini.com/
    Hi - i just want to "introduce" this Italian singer, which will be holding a concert in London soon:http://www.giannanannini.com/
    Hi - i just want to "introduce" this Italian singer, which will be holding a concert in London soon:http://www.giannanannini.com/
    Hi - i just want to "introduce" this Italian singer, which will be holding a concert in London soon:http://www.giannanannini.com/
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  11. Gogs

    "GLASTONBURY 2007"

    Watch out for "Rose Kemp" the daughter of Maddie Prior (of Steeleye Span fame )friend & former neighbour of mine.
    Watch out for "Rose Kemp" the daughter of Maddie Prior (of Steeleye Span fame )friend & former neighbour of mine.
    Watch out for "Rose Kemp" the daughter of Maddie Prior (of Steeleye Span fame )friend & former neighbour of mine.
    Watch out for "Rose Kemp" the daughter of Maddie Prior (of Steeleye Span fame )friend & former neighbour of mine.
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  12. Gogs

    Worth a look (Paul Potts)

    Can't believe any parents would be stupid enough to parade their 6 year old on telly in light of the depraved society we live in,not only the telly but the internet then Cowell is at the ready to...
    Can't believe any parents would be stupid enough to parade their 6 year old on telly in light of the depraved society we live in,not only the telly but the internet then Cowell is at the ready to sign her up, let the child grow up normally if she likes singing let her sing with her friends...
    Can't believe any parents would be stupid enough to parade their 6 year old on telly in light of the depraved society we live in,not only the telly but the internet then Cowell is at the ready to sign her up, let the child grow up normally if she...
    Can't believe any parents would be stupid enough to parade their 6 year old on telly in light of the depraved society we live in,not only the telly but the internet then Cowell is at the ready to...
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  13. Webmaster

    Just had an Email ........ FAO women of the site.

    i'd have to go with the urban myth theory on this too, but still, avoid it if it runs in your family, you never do know. And dont drink cows milk, choose soya instead!
    i'd have to go with the urban myth theory on this too, but still, avoid it if it runs in your family, you never do know. And dont drink cows milk, choose soya instead!
    i'd have to go with the urban myth theory on this too, but still, avoid it if it runs in your family, you never do know. And dont drink cows milk, choose soya instead!
    i'd have to go with the urban myth theory on this too, but still, avoid it if it runs in your family, you never do know. And dont drink cows milk, choose soya instead!
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  14. Banana Man

    BM: "I Polish My Car"

    Jungle reflections, stripping my scooby for parts to sell and I liked this sales shot :D
    Jungle reflections, stripping my scooby for parts to sell and I liked this sales shot :D
    Jungle reflections, stripping my scooby for parts to sell and I liked this sales shot :D
    Jungle reflections, stripping my scooby for parts to sell and I liked this sales shot :D
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  15. UsedtobeDendy

    RHS survey

    If I want to look for something on the RHS site, I google 'RHS weigela' or whatever. This usually brings up a direct reference. I also have most of the RHS reference books, much used.
    If I want to look for something on the RHS site, I google 'RHS weigela' or whatever. This usually brings up a direct reference. I also have most of the RHS reference books, much used.
    If I want to look for something on the RHS site, I google 'RHS weigela' or whatever. This usually brings up a direct reference. I also have most of the RHS reference books, much used.
    If I want to look for something on the RHS site, I google 'RHS weigela' or whatever. This usually brings up a direct reference. I also have most of the RHS reference books, much used.
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  16. Sarah_999

    Amazing!

    You're so right Fran - watching a little purple human fight to get that first breath in and then out again as a wail is awesome! What a sense of relief that brings as you realise nothing is going...
    You're so right Fran - watching a little purple human fight to get that first breath in and then out again as a wail is awesome! What a sense of relief that brings as you realise nothing is going wrong!
    You're so right Fran - watching a little purple human fight to get that first breath in and then out again as a wail is awesome! What a sense of relief that brings as you realise nothing is going wrong!
    You're so right Fran - watching a little purple human fight to get that first breath in and then out again as a wail is awesome! What a sense of relief that brings as you realise nothing is going...
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  17. jjordie

    Isopropyl

    Thanks Gogs - will call in on my next shopping trip!
    Thanks Gogs - will call in on my next shopping trip!
    Thanks Gogs - will call in on my next shopping trip!
    Thanks Gogs - will call in on my next shopping trip!
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  18. Victoria

    Accident

    Hi Sarah. I agree with you. I worked in criminal/personal injury law in the States for ten years and, believe me, there were horrific accidents.I can cope with blood and gore, as you...
    Hi Sarah. I agree with you. I worked in criminal/personal injury law in the States for ten years and, believe me, there were horrific accidents.I can cope with blood and gore, as you obviously can ... you have to be around it to know it and it not bother you. Someone has to deal with it.
    Hi Sarah. I agree with you. I worked in criminal/personal injury law in the States for ten years and, believe me, there were horrific accidents.I can cope with blood and gore, as you obviously can ... you have to be around it to know it and...
    Hi Sarah. I agree with you. I worked in criminal/personal injury law in the States for ten years and, believe me, there were horrific accidents.I can cope with blood and gore, as you...
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  19. dancing queen

    windsor castle

    lovely photos dancing queen
    lovely photos dancing queen
    lovely photos dancing queen
    lovely photos dancing queen
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  20. tiggs&oscar

    Plastic Shopping Bags

    SNAP! i always re use carriers as bin liners but i did buy a tesco black bag and i get points for re using it :)have you noticed the bags you get now are so weak they split so you need to actually...
    SNAP! i always re use carriers as bin liners but i did buy a tesco black bag and i get points for re using it :)have you noticed the bags you get now are so weak they split so you need to actually double bag them? that doesnt make sense.
    SNAP! i always re use carriers as bin liners but i did buy a tesco black bag and i get points for re using it :)have you noticed the bags you get now are so weak they split so you need to actually double bag them? that doesnt make sense.
    SNAP! i always re use carriers as bin liners but i did buy a tesco black bag and i get points for re using it :)have you noticed the bags you get now are so weak they split so you need to actually...
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