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  1. roders

    Five minutes of your time.

    ...Let's hope they are roders..
    ...Let's hope they are roders..
    ...Let's hope they are roders..
    ...Let's hope they are roders..
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  2. dancing queen

    bathroom

    Blimey, looks a bit drastic! Sure it'll be worth it when it's done though. I'm having my kitchen and bathroom roof replaced soon hopefully, really looking forward to that too (not) although...
    Blimey, looks a bit drastic! Sure it'll be worth it when it's done though. I'm having my kitchen and bathroom roof replaced soon hopefully, really looking forward to that too (not) although it'll be nice when it doesn't leak :D I'd love to learn to do plastering - it's one of those things...
    Blimey, looks a bit drastic! Sure it'll be worth it when it's done though. I'm having my kitchen and bathroom roof replaced soon hopefully, really looking forward to that too (not) although it'll be nice when it doesn't leak :D I'd love to...
    Blimey, looks a bit drastic! Sure it'll be worth it when it's done though. I'm having my kitchen and bathroom roof replaced soon hopefully, really looking forward to that too (not) although...
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  3. Gillypetunia

    Tile Paint

    Found this thread useful as I am about to set about painting my bathroom tiles. :eek:
    Found this thread useful as I am about to set about painting my bathroom tiles. :eek:
    Found this thread useful as I am about to set about painting my bathroom tiles. :eek:
    Found this thread useful as I am about to set about painting my bathroom tiles. :eek:
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  4. roders

    Four Candles.

    yes I was expecting fork handles! very nice all the same though roders, but humout of four K handles also keesp us going.
    yes I was expecting fork handles! very nice all the same though roders, but humout of four K handles also keesp us going.
    yes I was expecting fork handles! very nice all the same though roders, but humout of four K handles also keesp us going.
    yes I was expecting fork handles! very nice all the same though roders, but humout of four K handles also keesp us going.
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  5. Kathy3

    posts

    If you look under your latest posting you will see 'posts' followed by your total number of posts
    If you look under your latest posting you will see 'posts' followed by your total number of posts
    If you look under your latest posting you will see 'posts' followed by your total number of posts
    If you look under your latest posting you will see 'posts' followed by your total number of posts
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  6. Webmaster

    i am standing in a q at abbey

    No need for that Webmaster.TO
    No need for that Webmaster.TO
    No need for that Webmaster.TO
    No need for that Webmaster.TO
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  7. papajo

    Washington DC/ NYC any must sees?

    Heading off on holiday soon. Anybody been there?. Apart from the theatre we have nothing planned. Anything that we shouldn't miss out on??
    Heading off on holiday soon. Anybody been there?. Apart from the theatre we have nothing planned. Anything that we shouldn't miss out on??
    Heading off on holiday soon. Anybody been there?. Apart from the theatre we have nothing planned. Anything that we shouldn't miss out on??
    Heading off on holiday soon. Anybody been there?. Apart from the theatre we have nothing planned. Anything that we shouldn't miss out on??
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  8. Dorsetmike

    In Memoriam

    Mike - I totally agree with what you wrote. However I am sure you will be pleased to hear that certain sectors of the public have more common sense that you might think - the criminal...
    Mike - I totally agree with what you wrote. However I am sure you will be pleased to hear that certain sectors of the public have more common sense that you might think - the criminal fraternity.An economist,whose name I forget, recently got a nobel prize for his work on the economics of...
    Mike - I totally agree with what you wrote. However I am sure you will be pleased to hear that certain sectors of the public have more common sense that you might think - the criminal fraternity.An economist,whose name I forget, recently got a...
    Mike - I totally agree with what you wrote. However I am sure you will be pleased to hear that certain sectors of the public have more common sense that you might think - the criminal...
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  9. pip

    Memory foam mattress

    I have had mine fro approaching a year now. It wasn't the most expensive type - but has done wonders for my 'gardener's back'! I haven't noticed the thermal reflective problem - but I do have a...
    I have had mine fro approaching a year now. It wasn't the most expensive type - but has done wonders for my 'gardener's back'! I haven't noticed the thermal reflective problem - but I do have a wool blanket, and two sheets covering the mattress, so maybe they insulate it enough to keep my body...
    I have had mine fro approaching a year now. It wasn't the most expensive type - but has done wonders for my 'gardener's back'! I haven't noticed the thermal reflective problem - but I do have a wool blanket, and two sheets covering the...
    I have had mine fro approaching a year now. It wasn't the most expensive type - but has done wonders for my 'gardener's back'! I haven't noticed the thermal reflective problem - but I do have a...
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  10. tiggs&oscar

    Sick "sports"

    I am not against killing animals if it has to be done...I think I would be a vegetarian if i felt that way and I have shot rabbits. However I feel it has to be done in as humane way as possible....
    I am not against killing animals if it has to be done...I think I would be a vegetarian if i felt that way and I have shot rabbits. However I feel it has to be done in as humane way as possible. The rabbits had to be controlled, there was no other way, but I got absolutely no pleasure whatsoever...
    I am not against killing animals if it has to be done...I think I would be a vegetarian if i felt that way and I have shot rabbits. However I feel it has to be done in as humane way as possible. The rabbits had to be controlled, there was no...
    I am not against killing animals if it has to be done...I think I would be a vegetarian if i felt that way and I have shot rabbits. However I feel it has to be done in as humane way as possible....
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  11. tiggs&oscar

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    Sorry, t&o, Portugal wins ... sorry Hy!Still want my XKE ...
    Sorry, t&o, Portugal wins ... sorry Hy!Still want my XKE ...
    Sorry, t&o, Portugal wins ... sorry Hy!Still want my XKE ...
    Sorry, t&o, Portugal wins ... sorry Hy!Still want my XKE ...
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  12. Liz

    Senior moment?

    A few days ago I looked at the registered members and thought we were over 3500... now we are back below 3500. Am I going more potty than I thought or has there been some weeding out? :D
    A few days ago I looked at the registered members and thought we were over 3500... now we are back below 3500. Am I going more potty than I thought or has there been some weeding out? :D
    A few days ago I looked at the registered members and thought we were over 3500... now we are back below 3500. Am I going more potty than I thought or has there been some weeding out? :D
    A few days ago I looked at the registered members and thought we were over 3500... now we are back below 3500. Am I going more potty than I thought or has there been some weeding out? :D
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  13. Fran

    Away for 3 weeks

    Doubt if the midges will have been much bother Fran, as they'll have either been blown over to Norway or drowned. So sorry that our weather took a downturn for your trip but we enjoyed meeting you...
    Doubt if the midges will have been much bother Fran, as they'll have either been blown over to Norway or drowned. So sorry that our weather took a downturn for your trip but we enjoyed meeting you and the al-fresco fermented grape sampling in Rothie'. Loved meeting your wee pal too. Those...
    Doubt if the midges will have been much bother Fran, as they'll have either been blown over to Norway or drowned. So sorry that our weather took a downturn for your trip but we enjoyed meeting you and the al-fresco fermented grape sampling in...
    Doubt if the midges will have been much bother Fran, as they'll have either been blown over to Norway or drowned. So sorry that our weather took a downturn for your trip but we enjoyed meeting you...
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  14. Dorsetmike

    Vase with hard water marking

    soda crystals, perhaps...?
    soda crystals, perhaps...?
    soda crystals, perhaps...?
    soda crystals, perhaps...?
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  15. Daisies

    Skype

    back soon girls...
    back soon girls...
    back soon girls...
    back soon girls...
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  16. Victoria

    Why Gardeners Corner ??????

    They are beautiful, Nathan. Such lovely eyes .. take after their Dad for sure!Thanks yet again .. there's really only one place to be if you've got to be somewhere!
    They are beautiful, Nathan. Such lovely eyes .. take after their Dad for sure!Thanks yet again .. there's really only one place to be if you've got to be somewhere!
    They are beautiful, Nathan. Such lovely eyes .. take after their Dad for sure!Thanks yet again .. there's really only one place to be if you've got to be somewhere!
    They are beautiful, Nathan. Such lovely eyes .. take after their Dad for sure!Thanks yet again .. there's really only one place to be if you've got to be somewhere!
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  17. strongylodon

    Walk along the Fleet lagoon (again)

    "It only shines on the righteous" don't it?? :DWe knew the festivals were on there and decided last week would be less hectic...Hope the Candle night at Abbotsbury went off ok though
    "It only shines on the righteous" don't it?? :DWe knew the festivals were on there and decided last week would be less hectic...Hope the Candle night at Abbotsbury went off ok though
    "It only shines on the righteous" don't it?? :DWe knew the festivals were on there and decided last week would be less hectic...Hope the Candle night at Abbotsbury went off ok though
    "It only shines on the righteous" don't it?? :DWe knew the festivals were on there and decided last week would be less hectic...Hope the Candle night at Abbotsbury went off ok though
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  18. pete

    Virgin media

    I keep getting bills from tiscali even though we stopped using them January 2006. I have two letters from them saying sorry and i don't owe them any money, after i complained. Have just recently...
    I keep getting bills from tiscali even though we stopped using them January 2006. I have two letters from them saying sorry and i don't owe them any money, after i complained. Have just recently been contacted by a debt collection agency and threatened with court action and a debt against my...
    I keep getting bills from tiscali even though we stopped using them January 2006. I have two letters from them saying sorry and i don't owe them any money, after i complained. Have just recently been contacted by a debt collection agency and...
    I keep getting bills from tiscali even though we stopped using them January 2006. I have two letters from them saying sorry and i don't owe them any money, after i complained. Have just recently...
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  19. mabchapman

    Bird nesting

    What a shame MAB, as you say, nature can be cruel. Better luck next year.I have had a birdbox up for a couple of years, a few birds have checked it out but no nesting, think I will re-sight it...
    What a shame MAB, as you say, nature can be cruel. Better luck next year.I have had a birdbox up for a couple of years, a few birds have checked it out but no nesting, think I will re-sight it for next spring.
    What a shame MAB, as you say, nature can be cruel. Better luck next year.I have had a birdbox up for a couple of years, a few birds have checked it out but no nesting, think I will re-sight it for next spring.
    What a shame MAB, as you say, nature can be cruel. Better luck next year.I have had a birdbox up for a couple of years, a few birds have checked it out but no nesting, think I will re-sight it...
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  20. pip

    What does it take?????

    Thank goodness it turned out ok Pip if you are ever in a desperate situation when you ring the police tell them you thought you saw the offender with a weapon and you thought it was a gun you will...
    Thank goodness it turned out ok Pip if you are ever in a desperate situation when you ring the police tell them you thought you saw the offender with a weapon and you thought it was a gun you will have an armed response team there in minutes.
    Thank goodness it turned out ok Pip if you are ever in a desperate situation when you ring the police tell them you thought you saw the offender with a weapon and you thought it was a gun you will have an armed response team there in minutes.
    Thank goodness it turned out ok Pip if you are ever in a desperate situation when you ring the police tell them you thought you saw the offender with a weapon and you thought it was a gun you will...
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