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  1. The Muppet Show

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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. jjordie

    ID Cards

    Hornbeam's option for iris (retinal?) scans is a far more secure way of confirming identity. Micro-chips can be cloned/removed/replaced ,which is what happens with credit cards and many other...
    Hornbeam's option for iris (retinal?) scans is a far more secure way of confirming identity. Micro-chips can be cloned/removed/replaced ,which is what happens with credit cards and many other digital payment cards, and if there is enough money to be made from it criminals will do it. The main...
    Hornbeam's option for iris (retinal?) scans is a far more secure way of confirming identity. Micro-chips can be cloned/removed/replaced ,which is what happens with credit cards and many other digital payment cards, and if there is enough money to...
    Hornbeam's option for iris (retinal?) scans is a far more secure way of confirming identity. Micro-chips can be cloned/removed/replaced ,which is what happens with credit cards and many other...
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  2. Kandy

    Concrete Base

    Hi Kandy, I thought we were a long while having our conservatory built as it was started last year about septemer time and did'nt get finished till march this year. I was getting very impatent and...
    Hi Kandy, I thought we were a long while having our conservatory built as it was started last year about septemer time and did'nt get finished till march this year. I was getting very impatent and fed up with the mess. There were problems all the way. Then like you, we had the same trouble with...
    Hi Kandy, I thought we were a long while having our conservatory built as it was started last year about septemer time and did'nt get finished till march this year. I was getting very impatent and fed up with the mess. There were problems all the...
    Hi Kandy, I thought we were a long while having our conservatory built as it was started last year about septemer time and did'nt get finished till march this year. I was getting very impatent and...
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  3. Marley Farley

    What "Old Sayings" do you know???

    You know what thought did, he followed a mud cart and thought he was going to a wedding.A stitch in time saves nineAn apple a day keeps the doctor awayTime waits for no manChildren should...
    You know what thought did, he followed a mud cart and thought he was going to a wedding.A stitch in time saves nineAn apple a day keeps the doctor awayTime waits for no manChildren should be seen and not heardSmile and the world smiles with you,weep and you weep aloneIf you think you...
    You know what thought did, he followed a mud cart and thought he was going to a wedding.A stitch in time saves nineAn apple a day keeps the doctor awayTime waits for no manChildren should be seen and not heardSmile and the world smiles...
    You know what thought did, he followed a mud cart and thought he was going to a wedding.A stitch in time saves nineAn apple a day keeps the doctor awayTime waits for no manChildren should...
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  4. Waco

    Glazing

    Froguesque beat me to it waco i was going to suggest your household insurance, funny though, we have never claimed for anything because it has only been small...
    Froguesque beat me to it waco i was going to suggest your household insurance, funny though, we have never claimed for anything because it has only been small things that have broken and it has not been worth it to pay about �£50 first, and all those payments...
    Froguesque beat me to it waco i was going to suggest your household insurance, funny though, we have never claimed for anything because it has only been small things that have broken and it has not been worth it to...
    Froguesque beat me to it waco i was going to suggest your household insurance, funny though, we have never claimed for anything because it has only been small...
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  5. Victoria

    Disasterous Weather

    We had gale force winds all evening and throughout the night with torrential rain chucked in for good measure.Had rain first thing this morning,then that stopped,but it has been bitterly cold all...
    We had gale force winds all evening and throughout the night with torrential rain chucked in for good measure.Had rain first thing this morning,then that stopped,but it has been bitterly cold all day :eek:
    We had gale force winds all evening and throughout the night with torrential rain chucked in for good measure.Had rain first thing this morning,then that stopped,but it has been bitterly cold all day :eek:
    We had gale force winds all evening and throughout the night with torrential rain chucked in for good measure.Had rain first thing this morning,then that stopped,but it has been bitterly cold all...
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  6. wiseowl

    Fire

    Wiseoldowl - You don't need clothes, with that gorgeous plumage! But, ok, I can suggest George in Asda, as the common opinion seem to be very good value and nice clothes
    Wiseoldowl - You don't need clothes, with that gorgeous plumage! But, ok, I can suggest George in Asda, as the common opinion seem to be very good value and nice clothes
    Wiseoldowl - You don't need clothes, with that gorgeous plumage! But, ok, I can suggest George in Asda, as the common opinion seem to be very good value and nice clothes
    Wiseoldowl - You don't need clothes, with that gorgeous plumage! But, ok, I can suggest George in Asda, as the common opinion seem to be very good value and nice clothes
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  7. Daisies

    Top ten posters

    Or maybe Nathan could do it at just the click of a key ;)
    Or maybe Nathan could do it at just the click of a key ;)
    Or maybe Nathan could do it at just the click of a key ;)
    Or maybe Nathan could do it at just the click of a key ;)
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  8. wiseowl

    On line shopping

    I would never, ever use my bank account to purchase online. I always use credit cards which I pay off when the statement arrives. That way you have additional cover against fraud.For instance, I...
    I would never, ever use my bank account to purchase online. I always use credit cards which I pay off when the statement arrives. That way you have additional cover against fraud.For instance, I had one credit card that I used exclusively for internet purchases. It had never left my office...
    I would never, ever use my bank account to purchase online. I always use credit cards which I pay off when the statement arrives. That way you have additional cover against fraud.For instance, I had one credit card that I used exclusively for...
    I would never, ever use my bank account to purchase online. I always use credit cards which I pay off when the statement arrives. That way you have additional cover against fraud.For instance, I...
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  9. Liz

    Leonids

    Just come back in. Lovely clear sky again and zillions of stars but nothing else, I'm afraid. A cool (currently 16oC, 13oC at the coldest) clear night here.
    Just come back in. Lovely clear sky again and zillions of stars but nothing else, I'm afraid. A cool (currently 16oC, 13oC at the coldest) clear night here.
    Just come back in. Lovely clear sky again and zillions of stars but nothing else, I'm afraid. A cool (currently 16oC, 13oC at the coldest) clear night here.
    Just come back in. Lovely clear sky again and zillions of stars but nothing else, I'm afraid. A cool (currently 16oC, 13oC at the coldest) clear night here.
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  10. Kathy3

    Scotland

    How sad!!!!
    How sad!!!!
    How sad!!!!
    How sad!!!!
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  11. Honey Bee

    Gardeners Corner - UK No1!!!!!!!!

    well done indeed....a big pat on the back to all the new and regular posters( and future global dominators !!!!)
    well done indeed....a big pat on the back to all the new and regular posters( and future global dominators !!!!)
    well done indeed....a big pat on the back to all the new and regular posters( and future global dominators !!!!)
    well done indeed....a big pat on the back to all the new and regular posters( and future global dominators !!!!)
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  12. rosa
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  13. Webmaster

    Have you bought a bargain ????

    Obviously no takers!
    Obviously no takers!
    Obviously no takers!
    Obviously no takers!
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  14. Whiley

    Anyone know CPR? :(

    Hi Whiley!Regarding the dahlia(s).Assuming it's the tuberous type, lift it out of the container, cut back the top to about 3" from the tubers, gently remove as much soil as you can then give a...
    Hi Whiley!Regarding the dahlia(s).Assuming it's the tuberous type, lift it out of the container, cut back the top to about 3" from the tubers, gently remove as much soil as you can then give a light dusting with flowers of sulphur (not essentail but it does help prevent rotting during...
    Hi Whiley!Regarding the dahlia(s).Assuming it's the tuberous type, lift it out of the container, cut back the top to about 3" from the tubers, gently remove as much soil as you can then give a light dusting with flowers of sulphur (not...
    Hi Whiley!Regarding the dahlia(s).Assuming it's the tuberous type, lift it out of the container, cut back the top to about 3" from the tubers, gently remove as much soil as you can then give a...
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  15. windy miller

    No Xmas for my kids

    OOh no I haven't Mac. Will get one tomorrow, thanks for telling me
    OOh no I haven't Mac. Will get one tomorrow, thanks for telling me
    OOh no I haven't Mac. Will get one tomorrow, thanks for telling me
    OOh no I haven't Mac. Will get one tomorrow, thanks for telling me
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  16. roders

    WE WILL REMEMBER THEM..

    Thanks. Are you aware that Radio 3 is running a Wilfred Owen week..reading all of his war poems.
    Thanks. Are you aware that Radio 3 is running a Wilfred Owen week..reading all of his war poems.
    Thanks. Are you aware that Radio 3 is running a Wilfred Owen week..reading all of his war poems.
    Thanks. Are you aware that Radio 3 is running a Wilfred Owen week..reading all of his war poems.
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  17. roders

    Anyone Taken Pics.of Anyone Famous.

    Well, on my opera page there are some photos of me with Thomas Hampson. (He's an opera singer!! And drop-dead gorgeous!) http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/leonora/opera.html
    Well, on my opera page there are some photos of me with Thomas Hampson. (He's an opera singer!! And drop-dead gorgeous!) http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/leonora/opera.html
    Well, on my opera page there are some photos of me with Thomas Hampson. (He's an opera singer!! And drop-dead gorgeous!) http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/leonora/opera.html
    Well, on my opera page there are some photos of me with Thomas Hampson. (He's an opera singer!! And drop-dead gorgeous!) http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/leonora/opera.html
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  18. macleaf

    users

    KF we tend to live in the past,when words such as queer meant exactly that
    KF we tend to live in the past,when words such as queer meant exactly that
    KF we tend to live in the past,when words such as queer meant exactly that
    KF we tend to live in the past,when words such as queer meant exactly that
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    960
  19. Daisies

    Sharing some E-mail spam on stress

    Hmmmm...... Today at work, I was definitely a statue. Tomorrow, I'm gonna be the biggest pigeon you have ever seen!!!!!!Nice one MD :cool:
    Hmmmm...... Today at work, I was definitely a statue. Tomorrow, I'm gonna be the biggest pigeon you have ever seen!!!!!!Nice one MD :cool:
    Hmmmm...... Today at work, I was definitely a statue. Tomorrow, I'm gonna be the biggest pigeon you have ever seen!!!!!!Nice one MD :cool:
    Hmmmm...... Today at work, I was definitely a statue. Tomorrow, I'm gonna be the biggest pigeon you have ever seen!!!!!!Nice one MD :cool:
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  20. Victoria

    The Sky Tonight

    very nice LoL great colours well done
    very nice LoL great colours well done
    very nice LoL great colours well done
    very nice LoL great colours well done
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